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euesworld · 1 year

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*trigger warning - don't read this if you get sucked up over your religious beliefs. You have been warned."

"I was on Pornhub last night with my girl and we stumbled across a porno with Jesus in it.. it was weird cause his dick couldn't get past her pussy lips and the girl asks, what's the problem? And Jesus simply smiles and says I walk on water and it's a waterfall down there. I guess I'm turned on but I can't turn it off."

Tasteless jokes.. if you can't laugh at shit like that then you are way too uptight. Jesus partied with hookers and thieves and the worst people around.. I'll bet you he would laugh his ass off at that and then give me some parable about how it's good to make people laugh but I should think deeper about the people that I affect with jokes like that, haha.. I'll bet he had a great sense of humor, especially when he was drunk - eUë - Lame joke Dujour

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sparrowlucero · 3 months

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down with worldbuilding and lore. the point of fiction is to show you something fucked up and scary, not to explain it

#have you guys ever seen that tumblr post where someone jokes about people who think tone and character is secondary to plate tectonics #but it immediately spins into 'actually this is true'#& eventually they decide the reason tolkien wrote about unnatural and evil locations is because he was too stupid to understand geography #'on a doylistic level mordor looks like that because plate tectonics was a fringe theory' is a line that haunts me

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spghtrbry · 4 months

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happy pride month

#im sorry #idk if someone made this joke before but i think i saw only a gay meth version soooo #gus fring #gustavo fring #mike ehrmantraut #werner ziegler #breaking bad #better call saul #also im suffering from a hangover right now so don’t mind the poor quality lol

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cloysterbell · 1 year

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Let me explain how this works to you, Walter.

#fringe #fringefox #fringeedit #mine:photoset #walter bishop #peter bishop #angry boy i love you 👅#anyway jokes on you peter literally this whole story is about you and always has been

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belovedblabber · 2 years

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#the ides of march #ides of march #julius caesar #again I want to emphasize that ‘fact’ is in quotes especially when it comes to the ones implying he was a bottom #that was a common form of political slander #so while we can’t discount it entirely it’s also important to keep in mind that implying that about somebody was a common tool of slander #might be true or have truth in it #very very well may not #also the pirate story is so funny but I didn’t have room to elaborate more in the question #he would joke around with them like I’m gonna crucify you but turns it was not kn fact a joke #‘lol I’m gonna crucify you’#smashcut #ostentatious might be a better word than slutty when it comes to the tunic thing but #slutty is funnier #it involved a loose girdle and long fringe

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tragicstarz · 5 months

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Quality kinda sucks butt.. I promise It looked better lmaooo

This obviously a joke I’m just trying to mock all the people who woobify nacho to the point where he seems like a twink BRO IS NO CARTEL TWINK but sparkle on ig

#better call saul #breaking bad #nacho varga #lalo salamanca #gus fring #this is a joke 😭

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lokh · 4 months

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would u trust me to be able to carry heavy grocery bags

#absolute anomaly of a human being (positive) for a cashier today at the supermarket #packed all the bags. ok thats fine thats normal (though notably #he did pack them WELL)#but then proceeded to Put All The Bags In The Cart For Us.#if it was just my mom then fine #BUT I WAS THERE??? DID I NOT LOOK LIKE I COULD CARRY THE BAGS???#i swear to god im sure i was older than him too but i also might look younger with the mask #and u know that thing thats like everyones masc till they put their customer service #voice on. well. i do that as a customer too LMAO so maybe idk #but like. im not small. im short but i wouldnt say im like tiny #and i lifted them after and yeah theyre heavy but not incredibly so????#he was like hey is it ok if theyre heavy and we said yea and he just assumed we couldnt do it #or. more to the point. that /i/ couldnt do it #and like i guess yeah thanks good job dude (genuine)#but also what the fuck. am i a joke to you.#me #trying a middle part because the fringe was becoming untenable #didnt realise how visible the facial hair is. i hate shaving

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highnoonyone · 2 years

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sorry gustavo we couldn’t get ur 200lbs made on time, jesse had a tummyache. yes i know he should have been brave about it but sometimes even god’s strongest soldiers struggle with their demons. we’ll have 400lbs of hormones made and ready by next week i prommy

#ive been thinking about this for at least 10 minutes now #im almost finished with s3 so i understand the jokes now. im insane.#breaking bad #brba #jesse pinkman #walter white #artisan's notes.#ignore the tags i want people to see my genius #that being said i hope someone hasnt done this before :sob:#oh yeah #gustavo fring #gus fring

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rrait2q · 2 months

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partners in crime

#this is a joke #they are husbands #I LOVE THEM AS HELL I CAN'T #better call saul #bcs #mike ehrmantraut #mike/gus #gus/mike #gus fring #gustavo fring #bcs spoilers #bcs s3 #bcs s2 #bcs s4 #mike erhmantraut #bcs rewatch #sorry the best duo in my life

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elialys · 6 months

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so this is what it must have felt like for olivia dunham

#never too early to make fandom booping jokes #especially when there are only 12 of us #olivia booped herself a lot in my head and in my fic #O² #fringe #Olivia Dunham #boop

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snickerdoodlles · 2 years

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Kim Theerapanyakul is peak he/him lesbian rep except he likes a boy

#tortoise and I were joking about this in DMs but we’re 100% correct actually #Jeff’s face is only about half of it the rest is all the leather fringe jackets and his flirting fails #DMs are fun

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lectorel · 7 months

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Personally, I think I'm cult-proof, not because I'm especially smart or perceptive or careful, but because I will bail at first sign of intimacy or strong personal connection unless I've been given 90 days advance notice and at least three opportunities to opt out of the experience.

#lector is allergic to relationships #I was once described as 'uncomfortable with emotions in real time'#which is the most fantastic burn I have ever received #like I'm aware this is not an optimal situation psychology wise #but there are some fringe benefits #to be clear: this is a joke

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spghtrbry · 6 months

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