#lame joke dujour

[euesworld]

[thesolemnhour]

How about Fluff, Grudge and Reminder for Agria?

thank you, dujour!! i. am so sorry this took so long it's been a chaotic day but these were so fun!! under a readmore bc it got long😳

Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo?

Lots of things, really! Agria is an emotional person. She's deeply touched when people take the time to really know her. That can meaning learning about some of the things that are most important to her, especially Sarkorian culture or transmutation, but it also means remembering how she takes her coffee or what sweets she likes. She wants to be understood.

Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long?

Depends on how she reads the intention! She can take quite a bit of friendly ribbing; teasing is a love language of hers, and she'd think it was lame not to be able to take it herself. She doesn't tend to take it too personally when someone takes a joke too far. She has thick skin as a rule.

The weakness here is that her soft spots are obvious to anyone who knows her at all. When she thinks someone is trying to take a swing at one of those, she responds with force. Daeran makes a smart comment to her the first time they meet, and she just refuses to cast any buffs on him for the better part of Act 1. Like, waiting for him to walk away from the group then casting haste levels of pettiness.

As far as grudges go, she likes to think she's very good at holding onto them, but in reality, the anger usually burns itself out (with a few notable exceptions). She can't really stay mad if the person is sorry.

She also... takes criticism very poorly. Oftentimes worse than she'd take a proper insult. She takes a lot of pride in viewing herself as a competent person, and she's usually not too far off, but that means she takes corrections really personally. Even moreso when they're objectively correct! She applies them eventually, she just has to be a baby about it for a little while.

Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks?

Oh, BAD! She can get so engrossed in whatever she's doing that the world could be falling down around her ears, and she wouldn't even look up. Left to her own devices, she skips meals, doesn't sleep, stops talking to her friends. It makes her a very efficient worker but a disaster of a person.

She is, however, aware that these are problems at this stage of her life. By the start of the game, she has develop a routine that keeps her in one piece even as she's on the move. Under the pressures of the crusade, though, she starts to revert to old habits. It's not that she doesn't know self-care is important, it's just that it feels wrong to give the cause anything less than 110% effort. That's where her new friendships start to really save her ass.

I think Lann would actually be the first one to catch the bad behaviors and, knowing better than to confront her directly, takes a page out of her book and invites her along to whatever the hell he's doing at the time. That way, it forces her to mimic an at least marginally healthier routine. Woljif is also a big help, especially after they start to cohabitate. Who wants to be up an about at 5 in the morning when your boyfriend is in bed with you?

[vaas]

33, 44, 56 !

33. What’s the worst injury they’ve ever had?

coeur: getting shot in the head like. by far. immediately after it would be getting shot in the liver which while still pretty bad didnt involve getting left for dead

liu: in her 20s when she was really cocky and stupid she tried to box a deathclaw and ended up getting gored. she did kill it but she also had to get an emergency field hysterectomy. she learnt very little from the experience

cassie: project purity radiation poisoning. super lame. alternatively in the pet timeline where shes present for the events of fallout 4 its getting bombed in a vertibird and blown out of the sky

cassiopeia: various cyborgization surgeries were functionally dismemberments and then the attaching of permanent prostheses. even with anaesthesia it was brutal and really gross

ghost: her "birth". not a joke. about half the skin on her body was peeled off from a severe chemical burn. it was narsty

hunter: she has been shot at and mauled so many times but if asked she would say the frostbite that took 2 and a half of the toes on her left foot

lamb: bomb in her face

44. Does this person try their best to be honest or are they not above lying to get their way?

coeur: prefers honesty but will lie for the sake of expediency. her biggest sin is impatience

liu: doesnt respect you enough to lie

cassie: will lie for funsies

cassiopeia: whatever makes you do what she wants but will also lie if shes like bored

ghost: physically cant lie. too autistic

hunter: also too autistic to lie. she still might try but shes Awful at it

lamb: source: i made it the fuck up

56. What do they smell like?

coeur: desert. sand and dirt and sweat. sometimes cigarette smoke and vegetal matter but mostly dirt and sweat

liu: metal. also sweat. mostly metal

cassie: leather and tar. sometimes burning plastic and alcohol it depends on her hijinks dujour

cassiopeia: doesnt inherently smell like anything. her skin is synthetic and she has no sweat glands so she doesnt secrete or absorb any scent you gotta Get her with something and then she smells like whatever you Got her with

ghost: death. not being edgy she smells like wet dirt and corpse juice she spends all day underground hanging out with feral ghouls for fun

hunter: leather again and animal pheromones. sometimes also sewage from being in the thorn

lamb: very chemically. gunpowder and detergent and solvents. also very musky from not leaving vault 3 ever

[antfucker99]

Plants : imma wave my genitals in the air

Humans : mmm....FRAGRANT

[euesworld]

"Jesus walks on water, Michael Jackson moonwalks, Rittz walks on air, and people walk all over me.."

Hahahaha.. we are not the same - Lame joke Dujour - eUë

[euesworld]

"I listened to this philosopher describe vegan/ vegetarian as not eating anything that screams.. I am vegan and I thought that was funny cause the first thing I thought was that I can't eat my girl anymore."

She's probably reading this thinking you better not stop fucker, the only beef I eat is below your hips and above your knees.. it's vegan, just eat it. Some people say it's a flower, so it must be plant based, haha - Lame joke Dujour - eUë

[euesworld]

"I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but your girl probably tapes a pic of Henry Cavill to you while you sleep at night and she reads her books. She looks at you occasionally but she doesn't see you.. she just sees that pic of Henry Cavill and it makes her so happy. That's why you have a great relationship, cause you are just a host body for her ultimate fantasy relationship.. I mean, she loves you a lot but look at you. You aren't Henry Cavill.."

If you were Geralt or Superman in their underwear then that would fix this issue.. she's a fanfic slut and you are just her pawn that she wishes were a king, haha - eUë

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[euesworld]

"You know what Michael Jackson says on Christmas that always makes Santa mad?? He-he-he.."

It's ho-ho-ho you little bastard, you always did try to steal the show, hahaha - Lame joke Dujour - eUë

[euesworld]

"Colors swirl in your soul like rainbow sherbet, it's just too bad you're a fucking pervert.. I'm just kidding, I like your naughty thoughts. They are really fucking hot.."

Hahahaha.. no cussing!! Fuck you!! - eUë

[euesworld]

"They say Red Bull gives you wings but that shizz makes my heart beat like a bull is kicking me in the chest.."

All I have to do is snatch a kiss off your lips and my heart races like Pegasus - eUë

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[euesworld]

"Help!! I can't breathe!! Someone give me mouth to mouth!! With tongue, hahaha.."

Hi, yes.. I'd like to order 1 nasty tongue CPR please, haha - eUë

[euesworld]

"Screw Botox, I inject garlic into my lips so the vampires never forget me.. I mean, my lips are fire but if you burst into flames from kissing me then that's not ecstasy."

Women are always telling me they can't put their finger on it but something about me makes them think that I am Italian, haha.. my girl does the opposite, she puts cocaine on her lips to keep me addicted and I am just like damn girl, are you a snow angel? - eUë

[euesworld]

Well, it's hump day and you know what that means.. pics of asses!! Seriously, do these pants make my ass look big?!?

Hahahaha.. well everyone else is posting pics of their asses - Lame joke Dujour - eUë