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#from how i met your mother :)
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gwynriel day 4: warriors
gwyn: my pegasus and I could totally beat you in a race
Azriel: no chance
gwyn: your 500 years old and basically decaying we could take you any day
Azriel: decaying? *flexes a little* alright berdara you wanna mouth off. name your terms
gwyn: Get to the court of nightmares and back to the house of wind. no winnowing. just flying. whoever gets there first wins
azriel: what’s my prize?
gwyn: when I win, we have sex in the bathroom
gwyn: you win, we have sex in the bathroom
azriel: our usual wager then
gwyn: deal?
azriel: you’re on
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obsessive-ego · 1 year
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Beetlejuice: I don't wanna be y/n's "boyfriend"
Barbara: well, what do you want then?
Beetlejuice: i don't know, I just wanna be with them all the time, I wanna hear about their day, tell them about mine, I wanna hold their hand, smell their hair, pfft, but I don't wanna be their stupid "boyfriend"
Barbara:...
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prommytheus · 1 year
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phoenix writes a letter for miles in his will
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iwtv-az-hours · 6 months
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Poor man
He just wanted another night of drugs and perhaps some c0ck
Instead he found himself accidently homewrecking the morbidly disfunctional 28year marriage of the one real life vampire gay couple currently roaming the state
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turnipoddity · 1 year
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last saw scribbles of the day hee hee
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sunglassesmish · 1 month
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LOU FERRIGNO JR. as LOUIS ↳ HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER — 9x16
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charlieswebb · 1 month
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plz i need more positive aroallo representation im losing it
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scullysconstant · 1 year
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A few years back, a really amazing girl came into my life. My daughter Ellie. She is the best thing that ever happened to an idiot like me.
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miss0atae · 4 months
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How I met your father... Tan's storytime.
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You see, kids, right from the moment I met your father I knew, I have to love this man as much as I can, and as long as I can, and I can never stop loving him, not even for a second.
Well, it's not really how the story started...
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Rival school… cheer club (well just Fang) vs football club and of course a good old-fashioned fist fight. What a better way to start a relationship?
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Of course, the story didn't end just like that.
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The future boyfriend was saved (and also the future brother in law but who cares, he is not the main character of this story) from being beaten up. Nothing better than a grandiose rescue even if you end up hiding to avoid the assailants. It's the thought that counts.
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Tend to each other and it's just the beginning of any great love story.
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And that, kids, is how I met your father.
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Don't be fooled, there is always two sides of the same coin. Don't forget to ask the story from another point of view.
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swampcreaturefound · 6 months
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enigmaticpink · 2 months
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I wonder how my great great great grandma who was born in 1907 and died before even my mom was born would feel to know that in 2024 there's a cat named after her. Like to know that her own great granddaughter who she only ever known as a little girl, would as a 65 year old woman, adopt a cat and think like...'she reminds me of my great grandmother who's been gone longer now than I ever knew her.'
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amtrak12 · 4 months
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LiveJournal's Big Damn Prompt Table
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I tried tracking down the original LiveJournal post that I copied and pasted this massive fic prompt table from... but all I could find by now were 100 prompt tables and smaller 🙁 But I promise there used to be a 200 prompt version of the Big Damn Table!!
For those that don't know, these prompt tables doubled as fic challenges on LiveJournal. Community blogs would crop up to host a challenge, and participants would "claim" a fandom or character or ship (depending on the rules) and then set out to write one fic for each prompt. Typically there wasn't a minimum word count requirement as writing 50, 100, 200 fics was challenge enough.
I don't believe many people finished their tables 😜 But the attempts were still fun!
I'm sharing this table here for my own personal records, but please feel free to reblog and use it as fic inspiration too! Text version of the prompts is listed below the cut.
Light
Shadows
Truth
Lies
Fall
Secure
Purpose
Meaning
Past
Future
Star
Sun
Scar
Solitary
Penance
Sinner
Saint
Unconditional
Rules
Tales
Amazing
Special
Sick
Exhaustion
Choice
Dream
Sex
Passion
Intense
Soft
Unforgiving
Almost
Messy
Memory
Forgotten
Time
Gift
Red
Yellow
Blue
Gray
Sloshed
Regression
Laughter
Debt
Work
Pain
Hidden
Power
Animal
Pretend
Pillows
Cigarette
Leader
Follower
Ring
Journal/Diary
Flowers
Tree
Nature
Gold
Silver
Games
Foreign
Comfort
Music
Air
Water
Fire
Earth
Definition
Forever
Never
Learn
Teach
Grief
Leaving
Mundane
Picture
Crazy
Repression
Tragedy
Comedy
Romantic
What If
Paternal
Maternal
Better
Worse
Coping
Young
Old
Crisis
Body
Soul
Mind
Reason
Illogical
Hypnotize
Wisdom
Destiny
Groggy
Morning
Noon
Night
Coffee
Moment
Year
Month
Week
Day
Hour
Glory
Pride
Lust
Intemperance
Greed
Envy
Wrath
Sloth
Holy
Moderation
Carelessness
Quitting
Observe
Favor
Spiritual
Sacrifice
Incompatible
Obsolete
Journey
Beginning
End
Importance
Numb
Innocent
Unhealthy
Destruction
Protection
Love
War
Peace
Name
Glass
Sea
Sky
Land
Fly
Outside
Inside
Together
Alone
Dead
Alive
New
Act Out
Restrictions
Cry
Brave
Afraid
Irked
Chipper
Quixotic
Enthralled
Hopeful
Melancholy
Classic
Change
Tradition
Bolero/Waltz
Serenade
Requiem
Lullaby
Seduction
Failure
Savage
To forget
Polite
Wish
Alternate
Confusion
Pineapple
Tarnished
Moon
Addiction
Twisted
Dance
Fight
Hit
Eat
Hungry
Dessert
Landscape
Shopping
Silly
Author's Choice
Author's Choice
Author's Choice
Author's Choice
Author's Choice
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sukibenders · 5 months
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Looking back at Girl Meets World, it will forever irritate me especially for how they handled/treated Angela. Oh this show really hated black women because how do you not only 1.) describe her, one of (correct me if I'm wrong) only few black and MAIN characters of the og show, as a "concept" 2.) have characters show obvious disgust at the small mention of her name 3.) depict her as a homewrecker for a new relationship that, really, shouldn't have ever happened 4.) have her old friends treat her like dirt and her old lover like she is the root of his problems, when there was nothing but positive love there 5.) reuse all the concepts from said previous love story just to elevate the new ship with a yte woman and 6.) compare her to Hurricane Katrina, one of the deadliest hurricanes that caused significant numbers of death, harm, misplacement, and trauma to people, largely of whom were black? Mind you, all these points I mentioned were toward the only main black character of the OG show before the spinoff, and the only, from what I can remember, black female character of the spinoff who didn't even stay long. Not even getting into the racist drama with some of the members on set, but you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that the way the show handled Angela, her story, and her relationship with the other characters + Shawn wasn't fucking disrespectful, you can't because I won't believe you.
#boy meets world#girl meets world#like this show had so many issues (from its depiction of autism to religious intolerance to supporting grooming)#but this was a whole other level#it was especially hurtful as a young black girl to see growing bc i really tried to like this show with its lacking diversity#but coming from watching bmw to this a show from the 90s that depicted a black character better than a 2010s show- u get my point#and its so wrong bc it depicts angela as being the one to end the relationship when all she said in bmw how she#didn't want to see her leaving as a goodbye and there was ambiguous hope for the future#also shoving shawn to be with maya's mom was really unnecessary#not only bc of how it depicted being raised in a single parent household so negatively#but that the only way to solve maya's problems was for her...to have a dad? like that really isn't how it works#i blissfully live in the delulu where angela and shawn came back together once she left europe and he eventually married her#after they graduated college and have a beautiful family together#shawn x angela#don't even get me started on how whenever there was a guest cameo it was met audience applause and happy reactions#but when it was for angela: crickets 😬#back to maya- i feel like it would have been better for her story if shawn didn't marry her mother (and was with angela) and u would see her#hope and wish for the opposite to where it nearly consumes her only to finally be sat down and informed that#even if shawn isn't with your mom he'll still be in your life as a father figure no matter what#i personally feel like that would've been better#but this is largely just s rant so forgive the structure of it al
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raurquiz · 6 months
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#Happybirthday @CobieSmulders #cobiesmulders #actress #mariahill #TheAvengers #CaptainAmerica #TheWinterSoldier #AgeofUltron #InfinityWar #Endgame #SpiderMan #FarFromHome #AgentsofSHIELD #WhatIf #SecretInvasion #HowIMetYourMother #TheLegoMovie #TheIntervention #JackReacher
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krizariel · 2 years
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Please appreciate his ducky tie.
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The idea of Tim getting himself in trouble to help a friend - a friend for whom he has a big crush - to the point of getting court mandated therapy and there falling in love with his therapist has been living rent free in my head for a while. I liked that HIMYM episode haha.
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andichoseyou · 2 years
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part one here—voting still going!
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