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simon zealotes you are in my thoughts
#i've been thinking of that guy today. and like . his first days with the rest of the disciples#and him sort of trying to adjust to living in normal circumstances 💀#well. normal.#not normal but different abnormal circumstances#susanna getting his braids off when he decides he's not going back. i've been thinking abt that a lot.#so far i've only ever drawn him with natural hair but while he was a zealot he had to have it braided. it's a hc i have.#for convenience purposes but also just because well.#non black zealots were definitely normal about him !#my simon z is mixed. his father was from canaan his mother was ethopian. clearly he wasn't meant to be born mother died at birth father#tried to raise the child as jewish as he possibly could to ignore the existence of the african mother#worked out great for him he became a zealot#anyways. whatever. didn't have any actual connection to his ethiopian heritage until he met susanna#it's a whole moment. simon z is a whole moment#oh and there's also the. stabbing big james that's how i hc they met him sort.of#simon witnesses a miracle and panics. i havent decided which one yet i'll figure it out#he runs away and you cant exactly just leave the zealots so he's hiding out somewhere relatively near jesus' disciples' camp by chance#he spots the camp and mans hungry so once the disciples all go about their business and leave someone to watch over he tries to steal food#to his luck its big james who's stayed behind and he's both impulsive and agressive so when he spots the guy with the knife trying to steal#from them he punches him in the face.#and look. simon feels threatened. he's a trained zealot. he has a knife on him. it's a reflex can you really blame him ???#anyways he didnt actually mean to stab that guy and he /was/ just stealing their food so idk call it his own conscience call it the power o#jesus he stays and helps him. when jesus gets back he's like 'ah yes a knife guy exactly what's been missing from this team's dynamic'#james is currently bleeding on the floor and he's like nahhh its cool hes funny ! john is panicking and crying. at least two people suggest#they trade matthew for him. matthew hears zealot and starts hyperventilating because he's 88% sure he's going to get murdered in his sleep#(they dont tell simon about matthew's former occupation for like. at least two months more)#it's a vibe !
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The most terrifying creature of all
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Absolutely none of these people should ever be allowed in a haunted house#Except maybe LSZ#The juniors would either 1) Cry 2) punch one of the staff 3) pee a little bit 4) break something in fear. Dreadful patrons.#and they are supposed to be in training for dealing with the supernatural too! SMH!#I did enjoy drawing them cuddled up though B*)#WWX is banned from haunted houses too because he tries to get himself involved as one of the scare-ers. Which is a violation of union code#He's 'trying to make the experience more enriching' but in reality he just likes to get a reaction out of people.#Truly a guy you go to a corn maze with only to get separated from him.#And when you do find him he's face down what looks like his own blood#As you try and check to see if he's okay he suddenly grabs your ankles and starts spitting lines from the exorcist#Then laughs when you scream#Truly a guy who is NOT getting a second date#Next episode features something very very scary. Universally so.#a t-t-t-teen girl.#LJY is curled up on the ground btw. Joining the JC sock puppet that has also been just out of sight this entire time
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Ngl, my biggest annoyance with the Jonthan vs. Mike and Hopper vs. Mike stuff is that Mike is pacified as if he wouldn't drag them to Timbuktu
#mike wheeler#byler#like this is the same kid who disrespected full grown government agents#he's punched hopper#he also has dirt on hopper which could get him trouble with joyce#he could also feasibly through 90% of what Jonathan says to him back in Jonathan's face#he's mean#he'd do it#like Jonathan pulled away from Will in s3 and s4 as well#like...Mike has ammo on them
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#miss scarlet and the duke#msatd#msatdedit#eliza scarlet#patrick nash#scarnash#eliza x patrick#miss scarlet#elizascarlet#missscarletedit#flashing gif cw#I think this moment was my aha I'm a real deal shipper scene for them#I mean I always loved their chemistry and fun banter from start so it was lowkey there for awhile#But this scene brings a level of vulnerability between the two characters we hadn't really seen yet#Him opening up to Eliza about his past only to have her rebuff the attempt because she assumes it's just another one of his ploys?#What a gut punch. And you can see it written all over his face. He's hurt but at the same time he really only has himself to blame for it.#And part right after this where Eliza realizes her mistake and that she'd misjudged him? Then the silent look of understanding between them#Well that sealed it for me.
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One of my Straw Hat headcanons is that when the crew learns about how Luffy got his scar under his eye, they all immediately revaluate their impression of Shanks like the true mother hens they are.
Especially after the 2 year time skip, the crew treats Luffy like the treasure he is to them, and when he eventually starts talking about his childhood, it's one of the first stories to be told. They know, of course about how he was given the hat, but this story falls a little before.
"Your main form of supervision as a toddler -
"I was seven!"
"A toddler - was a highly questionable, often drunk or definitely hungover pirate captain who left you unsupervised with a knife?"
"There was Makino too!"
"And we acknowledge that Makino is a gift unto this world -"
"Damn Ussop, really pulling out the stops there."
"Quiet! But anyways, this explains so much."
"Emperor of the sea? So what, you're one too! We need to have a talk about how he chooses to care for children."
"Wait 'till I tell you all about Uta!"
"WHO?!"
Fast forward a few years and Shanks is very confused as to why Luffy's crew seems prickly towards him, and overall not that impressed. Why are they muttering when they see him? Why don't they leave Luffy alone with him? Why do they seem disappointed? Ben, on the other hand, is just thankful that someone finally gets it.
#this is right after wano before film red#i can't stop myself from imagining zoro hovering while sanji and nami mutter about irresponsible adults where Shanks can hear them.#Jinbei is judging him hard#one piece#straw hat pirates#Protective straw hats#mother hens#They're all mother hens and try to pretend they're not#monkey d. luffy#red haired shanks#Also unseen is ussop punching yassop in the face then demanding to know why he wasn't supervising luffy#straw hat pirate headcanons#one piece headcanons
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I need to lock these gay ass motherfuckers all in a room.
For science.
#i want to see who comes out alive#my money is on sinjir or thrawn#ok but thrawn and kallus canonically fought and kallus got his ass handed to him#also eli zeb and condor watching from the sidelines-#sinjir would read them all to filth but I don't think he could hold his own in a fist fight should one break out#crosshair is a little shit who is definitely also going to say something snarky that's going to get him punched in the face#(like what happened with rex in s7 of tcw)#kallus probably has the most like self restraint in terms of taking verbal blows#and also thrawn#i think sinjir and crosshair would either be best friends or moral enemies#no in between#why are they all imps omg#idc i think crosshair is losing#crosshair is going to start shit but he can't end it#or maybe the spend the entire time bragging about their boyfriends idk#sw aftermath#aftermath trilogy#sinjir rath velus#alexsander kallus#tbb crosshair#crosshair bad batch#thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#tbb#sw rebels#thrawn trilogy
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kuukou says as he was shown reading manga a few episodes prior and so ichiro says as he literally was moved by kuukou’s phrases 15 seconds prior lmao
#this is vee speaking#hypanispoilers#come on now lmao#i think because they have that history together their relationship is pretty volatile rn but i do think it’s neat we’re like#watching them get back together again basically lol#kuukou saying pretty things that means he’s sticking by ichiro’s side and ichiro warming up to him is literally past nb dynamic lol#like if ra➕ is canon then it’d be taking place right after the 2nd drb and before mixed up#so ichiro and kuukou’s tension would be coming from the fact ichiro accidentally punched kuukou in the face and kuukou had A Problem lmao#it’d be great if we were watching ichiro venting those feelings and kuukou responding to that tension unwittingly still tuned to ichiro#but this is rhyme anima lmao so we get ichiro teasing kuukou with a smile#and then saying they should focus their irritation with each other on their opponents#ichiro’s flirting basically he just doesn’t know it lmao
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Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming
#liv in the replies#patrice bergeron#boston bruins#brad marchand#do you ever think about how brad marchand said that when bergy retired he would retire or are you capable of normal thought i'm not at all#please say a gratitude for both my sanity& y'all that this poem (which has been saved in my camera roll with the vague idea of using it for#??? long) & not one of the poems i had saved for carey for a really long time & remixed & everything with another poem until i found a poem#that absolutely murdered me in cold blood but there is an alternate universe where i did& then had to explain my unhinged thoughts to you.#anyway how are we feeling about bergy retirement. pspspspsp sara & luna are y'all doing okay like. the doc title for this one was#patrice the hockey player means a lot to me but patrice the person means so much more#which is why the end line of the other poem was so *%"@^)! (you love / what you are) because patrice does. like he is a whole ass good huma#& now since no one asked i need to tell you all the details about everything also y'all please clap i made an edit with NO baby pictures#although i did find one & save it & minimal genres of photo i always use in edits because they're my taste & aesthetic but anyway.#when i saved the first photo and marked it as one i wanted i accidentally wrote “how will he know they love him” which is not the line but#makes me feel feral about patrice & the rest of them all had hurtful names too but also. the third picture is literally a CELLY like brad#just scored a goal & he is clinging to bergy for dear life with that shit i saved that as “oh the agony on his face for unendurable”#& yes it is one of my cliches to have a draft day picture but in my defense the lifelong bond that patrice has/d with boston deserved to be#there even if i put in the love story & YES that picture is from the 2011 playoff right below it shared joy & pain & i couldn't tell you#when the brad marchy photo for together forever is except for the fact that i saw it & just the gut punch of oh my god the way he looks at#things men will praise you for is the stanley cup. duh. but i love the contrast of “some deed” being the stanley cup but then#bergy's choice to do noble deeds (ends up still earning praise &that's my note to his efforts outside of hockey we love a supportive captai#should also mention the first two i came up with & had the photos i knew i wanted for were the first and last one alskaldk but i KNEW i#wanted chara somewhere in the paragraph about leaving & then while i was looking found the one of bergy playing tuukka on accident & yes#i do have to make goalie jokes every time. no reprieve . no dice/no deal/no goal goalies have no rest/reprieve etc etc the one that killed#me though was looking for a patrice award pic & i wanted basically the one that i got for “how will you know any will praise you” & instead#also got the picture of patrice winning the some community hero award for charity work that he does & i love him mama & of COURSE that puck#is from bergy's 1000 game who do you think I am (if you guessed sleepy and emotional about patrice you'd be right) and ALSO please be ready#for all the patrice posts/bruins posts that have been sitting in my drafts to be released on this occasion of patrice retirement#I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT TUUKKA ALSO RETIRED THAT’S WHY HE WAS ON WISE OR SIMPLE NO REPRIEVE AND THAT LATE OR SOON WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE#CHARA BECAUSE CHARA LEFT FIRST TO GO TO THE CAPS AND THEN LEFT IN RETIRMENT HE LEFT SOON BUT NOT FOR REAL THEN LATER LEFT FOR REAL (RETIRED)
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“Mihoyo learn that deifying you’re character and making them capable of no wrong actually makes them less interesting, not deeper” challenge. “Mihoyo stop shooting yourself in the foot” challenge
Seriously though, the sudden shift to the “umm, actually, all the moths were perfect and our girls are following in their footsteps” narrative is… so weird. I can excuse Elysia saying it because her thinking everyone in her close friend group is perfect is very on brand for her, but everyone backing it up? I’m a flame chaser enjoyer, but they fucked things up for themselves. They lost because they were divided and constantly at each other’s throats and couldn’t get their shit together until it was too late, I sure hope the girls aren’t following in their footsteps.
I just don’t get why they wouldn’t just stick with the “the flame chasers laid an incredibly important foundation for the future, but ultimately the current era needs to follow a different path” narrative they had up until this point. I also don’t get why’d they try and make Mei the only one carrying on their legacy when up until now, their legacy has been carried on by pretty much everyone in the story. Other than Fu Hua just you know… actually being a surviving flame chaser (which I would argue automatically makes her connection to them more important than Mei’s), you got Durandal carrying on Su’s legacy and passing his research on to Otto, Seele meeting the AU/memory Sakura, Void Archives, mantises, literally any character who uses a Devine Key…
I’d get it if they were just having Mei be grateful to them or have her truly learn about and appreciate everything they did for the world and how their sacrifices are what gave the current era a fighting chance, but the straight up deification…
Idk man. Senti, Seele, and Bronya are my favorite characters now because they are the only ones who completely survived the shredder
#honkai impact#Mihoyo you telling me how much I should like this character isn’t gonna make me want to suck them off#it has the opposite effect actually#Su did not get punched in the face just to be told he was right actually#speaking of Su- what the actual fuck happened to him#how’s the checkers game with god going#what if HoO was just about understanding of where you came from just so you can learn from it and forge a better future#walking a different path from the moths because that path lead to the end of the world#oh but I forgot-#Honkai characters aren’t allowed to be wrong anymore#Mihoyo the ‘blorbo bleebus can do no wrong’ statements were jokes. stop making them your plot#it’s only 8pm and I want to go to bed#honkai rambling
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I love damiara because either one of them can be the murderous one of the relationship depending on the situation
#Damien would probably just punch someone if they annoy him#But if you say the wrong thing#(read: You talk shit about his mortal mother)#He is stabbing you no hesitation#meanwhile Chiara If you say something wrong to her in a conversation everything goes silent she stares at you completely empty faced#she slowly and silently pulls out a knife from her pocket and you know you have 5 seconds to run#Neither of them are the 'normal ones' in this relationship they're both weird menaces#damien white#chiara benvenuti#damiara#honestly don’t understand why Rick was so insistent on Nico and Will being Percabeth 2 when Damiara was right there
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what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing
#hallucifer: wow. big brother really trusts us. (beat) so something’s up right? we know it’s never this easy.#sam: (visibly restraining himself from saying shut up. about to grab his scar.)#hallucifer: (aware he’s about to be banished) don’t listen to me if you want but. I’m just trying to help.#don’t blame me if you look in the papers tomorrow and find a obit for your brain-eating girlfriend. and… what was her kid’s name again?#sam: (touching the scar. not pressing down. face all screwed up.) || hallucifer: :3 it’s not like it’ll hurt anyone#if he really does trust you he doesn’t even have to know we’re following him. *and* you’ll know your brother still trusts you.#even when I’m here. maybe he won’t even punch you again. that still hurting?#sam: (grimace. because yeah. it does.) || hallucifer: door number two - he thinks you’ve lost it and he’s going to stab that woman to death.#so what’s it gonna be Sam? ready to gamble your friend’s life on if Dean gives a shit about your opinion?#[and that’s the point where sam goes to follow dean. still doesn’t talk to Lucifer. not there yet. but oh hallucifer is sooo pleased with#himself about this. because he’s Sam. and he picks up on what Sam doesn’t. and he could see all of Dean’s little giveaways that Sam was#turning a blind eye to. and now here’s the perfect opportunity to put a wedge between them and get sam to trust him more <3)#GOD. FUCK. IM UPSET NOW. WHY WASNT HALLUCIFER IN THAT EPISODE. MOST OF THE EPISODES?#such a good fucking concept. squandered.#anyway. idk if sam saves Amy but he DEFINITELY here’s Dean’s little speech to her about how she can’t change.#hallucifer with faux sympathy like (sigh) damn. well. i always told you what he was like. Michael. Michael-sword. no difference.#both of them want us dead the moment we step out of line.#and Sam just frozen there in horror with Lucifer’s voice sinking in. and he believes him. how can he not. with dean proving him right#hallucifer#spn#sam winchester#amy pond
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ok but imagine a au where damien john and paul all team up together to fight all manner of unholy monsters powerpuff girls style. …the powerpuff priests…
holy hell yesss!!!
I imagine both Damien and John would be "Ah Yes, a Normal Tuesday Morning of My Miserable Life" and Paul would actually have an aneurysm at the thought of exorcising real demons
#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#midnight mass#the exorcist#the exorcist (1973)#john ward#paul hill#john pruitt#damien karras#seabury's free thoughts#ask and ye shall be answered#((Mystery Incorporated type beat where they travel across country answering Church calls for exorcism))#((Damien is their designated leader cause he's older and most experienced (Paul is the oldest but he's the least experienced)))#((Damien as group 'leader' basically means he has to stress over the rite of exorcism while keeping both Johns from running off))#((John would genuinely not react to any demons approaching them. He'll just be there like 🧍♂️cross time 🧍♂️))#((I think Paul would be the one who freaks out the most cause it's his first time coming into contact with real demons))#((John tried to exorcise Angel and Paul tried to convince him it's an angel to which Damien puts his psychologist glasses on and said No))#((RIP to Lisa. Joe. and Millie. Their lovers are dumb traumatized sad and pathetic and miserable old priests))#((Damien would unironically fight a demon and punch it in the face. Bro did not become a boxer priest for no reason))#((John would too but he's too sad to do it))#((Father Garcia tries to recruit John at the end of Chapter III and John's like 'oh uh I already have a demon-slaying group))#((and proceeds to show two of the most miserable priests in the world))
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No better way to end your day than to have your eye shanked by your boss' son! without any safe way of receiving medical attention! Then smiling about it to your last remaining family!
...Being a variant in this world is hard.
#amontag#adratag#featuring amon's shitty apartment#woa bad words#Amon could REALLY use a break. And actual rest. And money. Lots of it. poor boy's 17 and his only inheritance from his dad was $500k of deb#in which working as a mafia grunt is not cool and cash money#oc comic#oc lore#oc backstory#Amon's muscle/bone structure is SUPER dense! (contrary to birdpeople) most of the punches were reserved for the tender spots of his face.#he is violently holding back the urge to kill Mr.Richard Wucci here. Gotta stick to his grits because otherwise they can destroy everything#sometimes even having the advantage of immense strength means nothing and does nothing. talk about salting wounds!#needless to say Amon has built up an insurmountable amount of self-restraint. Not to mention endurance to obvious disrespect.#“Auntie” is actually not related to them at all. She and her husband run a local bodega and are close family friends. free dorto's!#Amon's fridge is holding on for dear life. Almost everything in his home was thrifted or just refurbished by him to try making things cozie#Both of them smile in an attempt to keep things light... But they're both painfully alone in a world that is entirely uncaring for them.#they need a hug.#If only someone short winged and angry could come and break them from this situation... but that doesn't come for two years or so.#ARK_SYSTEMA
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#I have polls now!!!#been meaning to do this one for a hot minute#hot take - no.#listen#to the core#poor little meow meow is an ironic term#it’s someone who if you called them that would punch you in the face or be incredibly confused#YES gilear is pathetic YES he is sad YES he is wet#NO he is not morally corrupt#if you called him a poor little meow meow he’d probably just sigh and be like. okay child I see where you got that from#anyway.#gilear faeth#dimension 20#fantasy high
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had a very intense semi lucid dream last night where i was the daughter/acolyte of an insane cult leader/my dad who performed non consenual surgery on me and molested and raped me. it inspired me to start writing a lil sci fi novella but also to clean out my closet and find my vibrator cuz i was desperate for it after waking up lmfao
#he had like. grown me & a few other and inserted more and more mechanical parts into us through our lives#so we were mostly machine inside. but human-looking outside#and i tried to run away and got the shit kicked out of me by my sister/fellow cult member#she patched me up most of the way but for the complicated stuff dad had to help#one of my arms had been broken so he just cut the whole thing open to fuck with the wires and stuff. it felt so awful guhhhhh#and after that he started trying to finger me and asking questions about wether id slept with anyone while i had been away#and told me he knew id been touching myself and that made me disgusting and corrupt and that was why id tried to leave. and he had to fix#my mind too.#there was blood on his fingers when he pulled them out of me and he got so so pissed#i was crying and trying to explain i was on my period but he said that was a lie and id been trying to hide more injuries from him so he#couldnt finish fixing me#and he spent a solid twenty minutes beating me for it while groping me & continuing to finger me#he had a metal arm n that was the one he was using too so i kept getting cut and bleeding more and hed yell and hit me more and he just#wouldnt stop 😵💫😵💫#i was tied down by my wrists laying on my tummy but he forced me to roll over so he could punch my stomach a lot too ;-;#toward the end he got on top of me and started grinding against me#talking to me nice again and saying i was his girl and he just wanted to make me better and i only had to cooperate#i was sobbing and panicking still but he was just petting me#he tried to push his cock in me but he like. couldnt fit.#he could only get a couple inches in and he stayed sweet for a little longer but then he started getting frustrated#yelling at me to stop fighting him and slapping my face#and i was trying so so hard to relax and let him in so it could be over but i was just too small#he gave up after awhile and finished cleaning me up without saying anything then left me alone down there. still tied down and crying.#that was only one part of the dream there was a whole plotline where i had made contact with 2 people (a brother and sister) on the outside#who were trying to save me. and i was trying to talk my sister into leaving with me because i was so terrified of losing her#eventually i did get out and ended up living with the brother and sister and it was super cute and sweet#parts of the dream were from her pov too. she made us all matching hats :]
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i had a dream that i made little cards that say "THEY!" on them that i handed out to people at work who got my pronouns wrong, immediately after they got it wrong. and in smaller text (or on the back) it said "i don't want an apology, i want you to do better" or "don't say you're sorry, DO BETTER" and ..... i kind of want to do it. maybe i'll get some moo cards made lmao
various scenarios included:
me slamming it down on a desk in front of them.
instead i had stickers, would slowly peel one off while they watched, and stick it on it on them.
handing out a quarter sheet piece of paper based on the 'i caught being good' tags we'd get in kindergarten which said 'i got caught misgendering hallie/my coworker'. it would have their name and date on it and a giant 🙁 face. i had them as a pad of paper and would hold up a finger to say 'wait a second', dramatically pull it out of my back pocket, take my pen out of another pocket, slowly fill it out in front of them, and hand it to them while staring them in the eyes.
getting a whiteboard for the outer side of my cubicle wall that said '[days] since i was misgendred' (with a bonus by saying 'last offender: [name]'
i also dreamt that i got into trouble for it because i was making people feel bad and was 'creating a hostile work environment'. i was just like.... okay and how do you think i feel? and my boss shut up real fuckin quick. dunno if that would be the case irl but if that does happen i can only dream.
#tired of the people who say 'i'm trying but i'm going to make mistakes'#ok sure i definitely mess up sometimes too but when it's not even close to 50/50 let alone merely uncommon ............. fuck you#what's sad is it's all people i like and it hurts so much#in the dream it the cards also said something about how i'm not a girl. not a lady. not a woman. stop saying that word to me ...#... in plural when i'm with female coworkers. about half the time i say 'not a lady' and only about half the time it's acknowleged#or that one who constantly posts female-empowering images on ig which are alienating bc it's clearly very binary#and getting comments like 'well it applies to you to!!!' why bc i have a pussy? fuck off#and she'll sometimes say 'thank you for your patience' (what patience) or 'have patience with me' (no.)#i've also thought of holding up my name tag in their faces bc my previous boss had it specially made for me#it's got my name position and pronouns#same boss tho..... he was REALLY consistent about using my pronouns but one day used she/her three times in a row before eventually...#... correcting himself and the next day i told him that really sucked especially from him and he later told me i should have been nicer...#... about it. i was PISSED. i said 'well then how should i have said it?' i don't even remember his answer i just know i wanted to go...#... off on him SO BADLY bc he said it 'hurt his feelings'. well too fucking bad bc every time i'm misgendered it makes me want to...#...die inside a little and feels like at the very least a tiny punch to the gut but that felt like being stabbed esp since it was a new hir#he also said 'ok but i corrected myself' yeah AT THE END after doing it THREE TIMES and that's not the point here#anyway lol this dream definitely stirred up shit unfortunately but i'm serious when i say i might actually have these made#like both my internal email and external emails have my pronouns in them (i had to campaign for this btw so thank you me)#but i recently added my own custom signature with 'they/them' in it that has a link about using pronouns correctly#me#lgbtq#nonbinary
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