#fruity robots

[wordy-little-witch]

NovaFrost and Sun NovaFrost and Sun NovaFrost and Sun-

They have me by a chokehold and I'm EXPLODING AAAAA- [incorrect quotes yet again]

Nova : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Frost: That's great, Nova . Especially considering the fact we've been together for over forty years.

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Sun: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Nova : Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Frost : Would you like us to tutor you?

Moon: That was smooth but also *gagging noise*

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Solar: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the car?

Sun: Well I was teaching Nova to drive and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Nova , deer!"

Solar: ...And what did Nova do?

Sun: ...They said "Yes, sunshine?"

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Nova : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Sun: What- how?

Nova : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Sun: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Nova : I would say infinitesimally.

Frost: And I'd say teenily-weenily.

Nova, proudly: We all know words.

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Sun: Did it hurt when you fell-

Nova : From heaven? Wowie, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Sun: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Nova : ...

Sun: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Sun: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Frost: We wrote you a poem.

Sun, already crying: You did?

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*the 80s gang playing truth or dare*

Chichi: Ooh, Nova~ Dare you to kiss the next person who comes in here~

Nova: oh, golly- I'm not so sure I could, you know? Besides, it's just a game, really-

Sun, walking in: Hey guys-

Nova: Well, looks like I have to, rules are rules for a reason, can't go breakin' 'em-!

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Frost: I would never say that my partners are bitches and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partners are bitches and I like them so much! :)

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Nova : I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me~ heehee~

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Sun: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Nova+Frost: *anxious boyfriend noises*

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*in the mindscape*

Nova , gently nudging Frost aside with their foot: Frosty, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Frost, their eyes enormous: You kick Frost? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Nova ! Jail for Nova for one thousand years!

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Frost: Here you go, Sun, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Sun: It's cold.

Frost: A nice cup of coffee.

Sun: It's horrible!

Frost: Cup of coffee.

Sun: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Frost: C U P.

Sun: I appreciate the sentiment, though.

Frost: :3

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Sun: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Nova: I know. Whenever we're near the person we like we both just start acting weird.

Sun: But you’re always acting weird?

Nova, suddenly changing out with Frost: ...

Frost: ... Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Sun: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Nova : Eat a nickel.

Sun, snorting but trying to hold a straight face: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.

Frost: Eat a nickel.

Sun, wheezing: O-Ok-

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Nova : What's wrong with you?

Sun: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a systemic history of abuse, and a programmed predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Nova: 😰

Sun: wait no-

Nova, already hugging him: TOO LATE

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Sun: You spent all your paycheck on THIS??

Frost, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

[cryptidvibes-blog]

Wip of Orion!

Drawing these guys is so hard 😭

[deeznuts944]

Your Loving Gaze.

But my best enemy is you~

Flee from me, the worst is you and I~

But my best enemy is you~

Flee from me, the worst is you and I~

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

HAPPI NEW YEAR EBRIWAN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

It was heavily inspired by this krazy shot from arcane aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 14 — Doc!

Featuring both a current-day s10 doc and a verrry early s8 post-deviant doc! :]

[eurodynamic]

BILLY KID Character Demo - "It's Showtime!" Zenless Zone Zero

[nebula-remnants]

cough COUGH COUGH COUGH

the uhh prologue and chapter 1 (listed on ao3 as chapter 1 and 2 sighhhh)

important side note this is gonna be a full fledged fic so we're just getting started rn. as far as the update schedule we have a few chapters ready to go that we plan to slowly add onto it as we go (about a few weeks or so apart just so we have time to work on the REST of the fic and keep everything evenly spaced so there aren't like. major gaps)

wild west fic so expect gun violence and everything. as of now I can say both now and in the future most explicit things will get is MOSTLY the robot gore, not too sure how sensitive anyone would be to THAT but yk.

[starscreamisreginageorge]

Me: I don't think I really have a hear me out that isn't a transformers character

Glitch: *creates this fucker*

Me: Well looks like that's no longer the case

[nonndrawz]

OMG!!! I JUST FOUND THIS ROBOT CHICKEN CROSSOVER VIDEO WITH GOD OF WAR AND IT CONFIRMS KRATOS IS BISEXUAL!!! I'M SO SERIOUS!!! WATCH IT!!! HE LITERALLY HAS A SEX MINI GAME WITH A WOMAN AND MAN!!!

Side Note: Unfortunately it's difficult to find the video because it's not posted on any of the main channels (besides Adult Swim Dutchland) but luckily I found it in this compilation video.

(Go to timestamp 10:47)

[girlwiththegreenhat]

hey when they wrote "knight behind bars" and they wrote kitt helping a couple get together and they gave him the line "Some day, it will be my turn" [to find love]. did they know what they were doing. did they know that in some 40 years some gay autistic robot-obsessed little freak on tumblr would not stop thinking about it for weeks and write literal dozens of paragraphs screaming about it on discord. did they know they were going to ruin Me, Specifically, with this concept that feels like the culmination of everything kitt has gone through through the show and such a fascinating thing to think about in regards to michael and kitt's relationship,

one of the themes of knight rider is kitt developing as a Person, developing a line between the Knight Industries Two-Thousand, and Kitt. discovering humanity, his own emotions, the joys of the seemingly and logically pointless, and often through the lens of his own driver, his partner, his friend, Michael - his primary guide through all these experiences, his reference for those human things he doesn't understand. and as much as he initially claims to not be capable of experiencing emotions, of understanding feelings, he learns to. he experiences a wide range of emotions through the show even while claiming he doesn't, he even learns fear and insecurity. perhaps it's only natural a robot would learn to love, or at the very least be terribly curious about it and wonder if such a thing could ever exist for Him

the majority of people are not exactly kind to kitt. they talk about him like he's not there, they talk about him like he's a machine, a novelty, some people are even scared of or disturbed by him when all he's trying to do is make polite conversation and company. he's always Othered - there's no other cars like him (at least not anymore), but there's no other person like him either, he doesn't truly belong among humans or vehicles. some of the technicians at FLAG don't even seem to fully respect him as a person, at least they don't based on my vague recollection of how they talk about him in Junkyard Dog. when Michael asks him after KARR is destroyed if it feels good to be one of a kind again, he doesn't say yes or no - he only says it's a "familiar feeling." it may be familiar, but it's surely also isolating, and i think that's something he'd realize as he slowly picks up this curiosity about love. where could he even find it when so few people see him as an equal person to begin with?

and then there's michael. oh my god, and then there's michael. no matter what flavor you choose to read it in, the whole show is about their relationship, they're a duo, a set Not to be separated, they're Partners. they work together, they worry about and look after each other (forever insane about when kitt was a melted shell, Michael stuck around the garage for hours, waiting for any news like a worried spouse, constantly checking on him every opportunity he got... encouraging him to recover, and even helping paint back on his protective coating... kitt always looks after michael, but for once, it's michael's turn to look after Him), in a way they were Made for each other - Kitt more literally, being programmed for Michael and holding his namesake, but Michael was also made in a sense for the pilot program, hand picked and given a second life to work for the foundation and with this strange supercar. and even if they had a rocky start, michael comes to view kitt as a person - car, TV set, or computer core, Kitt is his partner, his buddy. he helps him find himself, guides him and teaches him about these things that make us human, and in a way, kitt becomes human - but his entire experience is still through the perspective of an AI in a car, it's still very unique and isolating, and I think he sort of grows into his own limitations, he's finally brushing against the walls that define him.

he learns of love, and then he learns to dream Of love. these things he sees in the movies, that michael tells him about, that he so often sees michael Partaking in that he gets so oddly jealous of, doesn't it all seem so wonderful? he's very curious. but who could ever love steel and circuitry, who could ever see him as an equal let alone a partner in a romantic sense? who would ever love a car and all the limitations That comes with? it's a problem for a hypothetical hopeful Some Day, in the meantime stuck between two worlds where he doesn't perfectly belong to either, where no car Can love him and no human seemingly Would love him...

and michael loves him anyway. before either of them really realize or talk about it, in spite of everything, in any form, regardless of the fact it wouldn't be a typical relationship by absolutely any means, michael loves him anyway. kitt is as much a person to him as bonnie or devon or RC, and that person is someone he loves and cares for deeply. the feeling is mutual, kitt's world revolves around michael, he's one of the most important people in kitt's life, and he'd do anything to protect him.

and it is michael that will finally teach him to love, and what it means to feel loved in turn, to be loved as the person he undoubtedly is.

[winterfieldfrontiers]

This movie is Sooooo

[murkymaid]

[nyaskitten]

So are we all mouthwashing fans now what is happening I got into mouthwashing two days ago and now everyone I see is into it too

GAHFGAHGGAA it's JUST that fucking good man it really just is.

[lurantis-lura]

Tai likes dudes who flirt like birds. The way to her heart is to dance with her and give her flowers and understand her staring at you is a good thing.

[yosh-foshfish]

(leaks)

WHY'S HE JOJO POSING???

[dvcky-duck]

I drew Yancy in the middle of the night your welcome I should probably go sleepy now-

[zosonils]

sorry for sleep deprived thirstposting about yet another fuckass robot who hasn’t been relevant to their source material in 15 years it’ll probably happen again