#fuck coleslaw

[obsidiinium]

Born to make art, forced to make salad

[emofuck-inspace]

Me, every single scene with Criston Cole in it:

[daeneryseastar]

“i, criston cole, a grown man in my early twenties (when the show starts), met the princess when she was 14 (in hotd) and 8 (in f&b), groomed her, and then had sex with her while she was intoxicated (and still a teenager) but my stans seem to believe that i, A GROWN MAN, was the one taken advantage of and raped.”

even though she was a child in f&b and these were unsubstantiated rumors. even though he’s been an adult since the show started and she was still a kid. even though he’s been her closest confidant for years and watched her grow up. even though the writers and producers and show runners and actors ALL AGREE that it was meant to be consensual in the show. CRISTON is the one who was taken advantage of? CRISTON is the one who was raped? either get real or get slapped because i have no time for that type of bullshit.

[heartz4shauna]

do people actually hate coleslaw i kinda like it

[c0rvidbones]

no nuance button. yes or no and location only.

[dementedspeedster]

"That is 100% a valid and correct response."

"That's a food crime almost on the same level as those savory jello dishes and jello salads."

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

"Theres no such thing as bad food" what about coleslaw

[youarealwaysenough]

Sometimes to get myself to actually prepare a meal I pretend I'm making a cooking tiktok - which I would never actually do bc they're all annoying af

In my head I'm just like "Today we're making a lazy girl salad. Frozen chicken straight into the microwave. You can air fry if you want but peak lazy girl is paper plate in microwave so that's what we're doing."

Obviously it's very stupid but it does work

[s3znl-gr3znl]

I fucking cant with this ad

Why does this guy look like i just insulted his coleslaw?

Bro is in no way enjoying his time in the massage chair, not with the "gamer-lean" and direct eye contact

[loveistheonlytruth]

bruh i hate male pandering women so much please donttell me about how he used u and ur still going back to him I WILL LODGE A KNIFE IN HIS FUCKING THROAT 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

[scarystickers]

may the love of my life like coleslaw so I can get rid of it without feeling bad amen

[socalledfreethinker]

i am having Thanksgiving with my brother and my roommate which is all fine and dandy but she is fucking going WAY overboard and cooking WAY MORE THAN PLANNED and i CANNOT USE THE KITCHEN TO MAKE THE CHICKEN AND POTATOES I PLANNED TO MAKE specifically FORRRRRR THIS MEAL because she’s been in the kitchen since FIVE PM and it is now 10:15 AND SHE IS STILL COOKING

[emofuck-inspace]

Nice haircut, dipshit

[cuntstable]

the store was selling pork shoulder for CRAAAZY fucking cheap btw so im gonna make and eat bbq pulled pork for the first time tomorrow ^_^ yay

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

i HATE that i've actually come up with a coleslaw recipe that i like because i am NOTHING if not a serial coleslaw hater but at least i can make fun of it by calling it soy slawce instead of coleslaw

[jewishbarbies]

jack martin looks like cole sprouse if cole sprouse looked how fangirls think he looked