#fuck that old hag I

[dad-dumpster]

anthony j crowley would have loved the wild west

[daily-hanamura]

[pink-diamond-and-serenity]

Y'all already wanting huskerdust to be canon by next season...

Babes. I know you guys crave for the (by a technicality) old men yaoi (and there's also a real fear of cancelation without it happening considering the state of streaming rn) but this bitch is going to be a mildly annoyed/neutral to friends to lovers slowburn.

I think by the end of the season they will (individually) realize they like each other. I feel like angel might discover first (probably somewhere between episodes 2 and 4 but could be either before or after that) and maybe husk would by the end of the season bUT THAT'S A BIG MAYBE!!! THEY COULD EXTEND ON THAT IF THEY WANT TO/CAN!!!!!

[ramblebramblefun]

Izuku bounces on his feet as Kacchan steps off the platform, unable to keep the smile off his face as red eyes catch sight of him. He waves, a tad manically.

"Kacchan!" He yells, ignoring the looks he gets. "Over here!"

Kacchan is followed over by several other, familiar looking people. A man that can only be Chargebolt leans forward.

"Oho! Who's this?"

"My pet stalker."

"Kacchan, that's not very nice," Izuku says absently.

Kacchan ruffles Izuku's hair with more force than necessary.

"I'm not very nice."

"That is true!" Chargebolt grins, stroking his chin faux-thoughtfully.

"So," Kacchan says next. "What's new in nerd-land?"

"Oh! Um, well... Did you read that paper I sent you?"

"That thing on fuckin' Freezerburn?"

"Yeah, about the indicators! Like how you've got your mom's skin-"

"I don't want to hear about my mom's skin." Kacchan groans.

Too bad.

"- Your mom's skin" Izuku continued, "as well as your quirk in your palms and-"

Izuku cuts himself off this time. Red Riot (his hair's not that bad, Kacchan) is waving his hand in the air like a student. So was the Alien Queen, with a shit-eating grin on her face, and then Chargebolt also started to flail about and nearly hit-

"Oh my god! Are you Cellophane?!"

"Not if he knows what's good for him." Kacchan mutters.

"It's an honour to meet you! I'm a big fan! I really loved what you did last week in that fight with Athenium- actually, um, wait, I think I have-"

He starts to rummage through his bag, but Kacchan is faster and snatches his notebook out with a hiss.

"No. They don't know you. We're not doing this."

"Kacchan." Izuku frowns.

"No."

Red Riot seems unable to contain himself any longer.

"Bakubro, who is this guy?" he shouts, at the same time as Alien Queen cheers.

"This must be that guy that Katsuki's always-"

Kacchan whirls around and slaps Izuku's notebook over her mouth, because he is an oaf with no respect for other people or their property. Izuku is what, Kacchan?

Whatever. Izuku brought extra notebooks today, just in case. He pulls one out, and a pen, and then Cellophane takes the pen? And Izuku's notebook? Oh, he's signing the notebook, that's nice of him.

"Here you go," Cellophane smiles, handing it back.

Izuku already has three Cellophane signatures that Kacchan mailed to him through Auntie, because Kacchan is the best but also weird, but this is cool too. Izuku will have to cut it out and paste it in his album later.

What he actually wants to know is-

"Um, what's your name? I can't call you Cellophane when you're on vacation..." He flips open to a new page, ready to start writing...

The silence stretches too long. He looks up to find Cellophane looking at him uncertainly.

"Actually..." Cellophane starts slowly-

"That's what we wanna ask you!" Chargebolt shouts excitedly, and then Kacchan steals Izuku's notebook, again, and his bag, and Izuku has more important things to worry about than social niceties.

"Bakugou Katsuki!" he screeches. "Get back here!"

He starts running after Kacchan, who must have lost his mind on the train ride over if he thinks Izuku is going to let him get away with this. He'll tell Auntie! He will!

Auntie will just laugh at him if Izuku tells her that Kacchan has taken up purse-snatching but she'll laugh at Kacchan too, and then Kacchan will be really annoyed, just like Izuku is right now, and he's taking up running as a hobby first thing tomorrow because he's tired now already and curse Kacchan's longer legs, Izuku is going to cut them off-

They leave the Bakusquad blinking in their dust.

[mugiwara-lucy]

Now you all know my grievances with Jill Stein and given her little attacks against Kamala Harris have widely gone ignored and she’s polling at 2% I was just going to ignore her until I saw this:

My response below sums up my thoughts but I am just sick of this old hag constantly going into hibernation every four years, doing nada for the first three and comes back eight months before the election just to talk shit.

And this is no joke. She LITERALLY goes AWOL for the first three years on her social media:

If she cares so much about stuff why not be more consistent?

This old bitch is literally the definition of a grifter.

[vegafan69]

need vega to use his magic and force me down on my knees, lift my chin up with his boot and spit in my mouth or smth

[crickwater]

I don't know if this is a hot take but halsin is hands down the worst companion and that could be easily solved by having him join you at the beginning of act 2 and giving him literally anything to do in act 3 except hit on you

[museenkuss]

Tumblr posts will be like “it’s wrong to assume that your life can’t be interesting after 25! You will understand the cosiness of afternoon naps. You will be happy about reasonably priced groceries. You’ll stop stressing about how you look. You will enjoy the solitude of a cosy night in every single night. You will wear your hair in a little bun at the nape of your neck and sit in a rocking chair. Courteous teens will give up their seats for you on public transport. Life is so exciting for the fragile old skeletons aged 26 and up!” Self flagellating old hag core, ‘you’re right, teens, I’m so grossly old’. Like you’re so embarrassing. Keep it to yourself, oh my god.

[fluxweeed]

hey. hope this message doesn't bother you. I love you. I love your work. you are one of my favorite fic authors, I am absolutely obsessed with everything you write. reread everything ten times over, drarry or not, fluffy or angsty - even when it absolutely shatters my heart (e.g. for lack of wanting, SUCH a great fic btw i'm so obsessed with it). the four doors? life changing. two to lie and one to listen? engraved into my brain for eternity. what's mine is yours? what a ride holy shit, im VERY normal about it. wrapped? my comfort read. and so it goes.

if I could aggressively smother you with kudos and love I WOULD!!!

awhile ago you said that there's no such thing as "big deals" in fandom and I 100% agree but at the same time you are a big deal TO ME!!! not in the sense of any kind of hierarchy but purely based on the fact that I think you are such a cool person and your writing is amazing and poignant and your presence in fandom makes it so much better. it's been a pleasure following you here on tumblr and just reading your tags and posts.

idk I just think you rule. that's it. thank you for hanging with us. MWAH 💛

ahhhh anon sorry for leaving this message sitting in my inbox for a couple of days but !! i have zero idea how to react to this!! you're so kind!! thank you!! please discard any and all inclinations u have that i am a cool person bc i can assure you i am NOT!!

[unishitpile]

No amount of angsty kavetham will ever make me such a fumbling mess than kavetham growing old together. The comfy home theyve renovated together and settling down with each other as years pass by. Them baking and shopping together with both of their rings still intact after all those years. Them mellowing out with the silly banter and can only laugh at the times they were so young, ambitious and feisty. Them dancing together at their living room dancing together to old Sumerian tunes.

Kaveh has so much intricate things that it filled the whole house—thats fine, Haitham insisted they make a shed together so the house wont be too clogged. The house; that was Kaveh’s life-long project—as in he never stopped redesigning and renovating. Every time he would make sure it fitted into the season and he would rotate through different vases and pillow sheets. He was getting old, though. Haitham told him to settle down knowing full well he’s being hypocrtical when hes still working at the akademiya cause his thirst for knowledge never seemed to run out.

Theyre happy. Theyre old and happy. They may be childless but there would be children in the street bother Haitham to tell them another of his stories. These children were stubborn, always disturbed the quiet afternoon of Haitham but he still continues to tell them stories. Tell them stories of the first sages of buer—The first who saved the Archon of Sumeru, the little facts hes learned during his time as a scribe, he would talk about his husband too, how much his red carmine eyes never seemed to grow dull in his eyes. The kids could only roll their eyes and grimace, their love was so sweet it gave them more of a sweet tooth than the cookies Kaveh baked for them.

Theyve been together for so long. Theyre in their home and their old and their fucking happy.

[ilynpilled]

i joke but when i think of greying post asos jaime i am overwhelmed by the need to fuck him until he cannot walk

[holopossums]

With the recent vent, bro, I feel you there. You first don't feel safe in a server thats for anyone because the kids there bully you for your age, calling you all sorts of terrible shit (welcome to why my age is "adult" now) so you go to an adult only server, hoping ✨finally✨ you have a safe space, only for kids to violate it and access the server when they shouldn't in the first place.

Oh, thank you for your empathy and understanding! I'm sorry you've had to deal with this too. Glad to know I'm not the only one, though. Us adults are really in the trenches here.

I sat down to write a more in-depth response and was going to go with my typical "Oh I haven't been bullied, it's not that bad" shtick I normally do. But if I'm being honest with myself, that's not true at all. I have to start admitting that I've been a target for tons of dumb crap as well. I just rarely talk about it since it's all been more private drama on Discord, not anything public.

A lot of younger folk, both kids and younger adults alike, have lied to me and about me a surprising amount over the past 3 years I've been a part of the TMNT fandom. It's been multiple instances. Usually it's due to me being a mod or setting a boundary with them. Sometimes I'm even just standing there. They do this when they don't get their way or they mess up and point fingers. I have adult friends who have gone through similar experiences. It's really fucked up, and I hope one of these days it stops, because I'm tired of it.

It's part of the reason why I don't interact with kids on a personal level and will only be in adult servers now. Sadly I've found it's not exclusively a kid problem either, it's an issue of maturity that extends to some adults too. Very disappointing, from my perspective. But eh, there's always gonna be shitty folk around, that's how it goes.

Regarding kids getting into adult spaces and lying about their ages, yeah it really sucks. It's unsafe for them. And it doesn't just affect the kid, but also everyone else there too. It definitely feels very disturbing to know what a minor saw that they shouldn't have seen, and it weighs heavily on my mind. Even though it's out of my control, it's a horrible feeling. And it does make me feel unsafe and paranoid. I just want my own kid-free space, man.

And yeah, I feel ya. I wish I could be more secretive about my age too. Unfortunately, I doubt I could hide it well. I talk a little too white millennial to come off as any younger than I am. Easier to just disclose it. Besides, it makes it easier to find folks my age in the fandom, which I desperately need. But for you adults who don't want to say your age, definitely do it! It ain't worth the trouble.

In any case, I hope things get better for all of us adults who are not doing anything wrong and just minding our own business, regardless of who's around us. We deserve better treatment.

[mugiwara-lucy]

Talk about IRRELEVANT and WASHED UP.

Of course I had to chime in 😂

[jarognieva]

I gave up on everything

[goldendot3x]

That scene in front of Mon’s parents’ house though.

Remember, Mon was having bad period cramps when Evil Grandmother pays a visit and spew all that bullshit that hit at all of her insecurities. While Sam had a terrible day at the office with Kirk and then coming home to an empty house. (Her tone getting more worried and scared as she’s calling out for her love is just 😭😭)

I can imagine the hopelessness they felt. Sam was holding on so tightly to Mon’s hand, as if she’s willing the world not to take Mon from her. And then Mon also clings so tightly to Sam when they hugged, not willing to let go of her love. At that point it’s really them against the world.

And Sam, oh poor Sam. Keep apologising for things that is not her fault. I could imagine what is running through her head then and all the unspoken words with each apologies.

“I’m sorry, for being a coward”.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t fight grandma more”

“I’m sorry, that I have this mess of a family and you got involved in it simply because you love me”

“I’m sorry, that my love for you can’t protect you from the hurt of my grandma”

It’s such a beautiful heartbreaking scene. And if based on the previews, it’ll be more heartbreaking next episode and I’m not ready for it.

[honeysunchild]

Libraries are just about the punkest places in existence and ppl wanna be transphobic in them? Not on my watch fuck you very much