#fuck those hoes

[willowtreehigh]

I’m going to crash my car into a solid brick wall

[bitter-and-dumb]

WHAT I WANT DOESNT MATTER AND IM MAKING IT MATTER TO ME BE MAD WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY LIFE OR MY DREAM. DONT TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT ITS MINE. NO YOU CANT JOIN ME ITS MINE. I SINK MY FINGERS INTO EVERYTHING IVE EVER LOVED AND YOUR FINGER MARKS ARE FADING VERY VERY QUICKLY. BORING! NEXT!

[inklore]

i feel like some people forget pen has been pining after colin for three seasons. twenty episodes of home girl being love sick over this man, colin just needed to catch up. to realize him looking for pen in every ballroom, only feeling comfortably seen by his best friend, is something more. that’s why there is no slow burn. those twenty episodes have been the slow burn!

[norman-fucking-reedus]

forcing daryl to get into the habit of washing his hands before sex at alexandria because nobody wants a vaginal infection from all the accumulated shit and disease under his nails

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Nicholas Medina/Sebastian Medina

The Pit And The Pendulum (1961) dir. Roger Corman

[gen-0]

“I am grateful for your concern Usagi, but I will decide what I can and cannot change…I wish you a good journey, my friend”

A tmnt 2003 redraw!! I was struggling to come up with my own usagi miyamoto design so I used @cupcakeslushie ‘s Usagi design as inspo for the time being!!

[unohanadaydreams]

Something I wonder all the time that is like not related to any blorbos but is still very fun for me to think about is if Central 46 has the equivalent of sending off the latest beloathed politician to be Provisional Governer-General of the worst post in Seireitei.

Like, one guy gets a lot of supporters behind him that the last directive from the Reio was actually a fake designed to supplant he and his allies, all devised by his rival (and like the directive doesn’t matter. It could be completely sound. This is all about the Spin) And that rival gets sent to bumfuck nowhere to hate his life for 50 years before they let him back in the Seireitei.

And you can simply imagine how fucking fun this made it for Aizen to commandeer the Central 46, let alone how easy it already was considering the multi-layers of shrouds hanging over every aspect of this governing body.

Also, imagine this dude who was sent to bumfuck nowhere is called back because Central 46 was slaughtered and they need a new council STAT. The utter whiplash. The vindication. The growing whistle of alarm sounding through his head as he packs up his life that’s honestly not so bad to go play in the political pit of vipers again. After all the old vipers got smashed by rocks.

He is not a blorbo but I think about him lmao.

[rafesthroatbaby]

I see your comments under fics all the time. I swear if someone would be allowed to really fuck rafe (or drew) it would be you. You deserve that cock the most 💝

omg thanks so much !!! Reading this made me smile fr🥹🫶 we rafe sluts deserve it all 🤤 SHITTTTTT daddy better 🎥 the madness 💦

[salemoleander]

Descended on by horde of zombies, killed, flew back with my newly-constructed emergency kit, died AGAIN to my own sword

This is what I get for naming it that, I guess

[wewebaggit]

All these idiots yapping about Palestine like they're the saviours of mankind and Palestine and patting themselves for hating Noah. (Go ahead. Hate him actually. I hate people for how they wear their hair. Fair enough. And I'm not here nor there on my guess on him being an actual Zionist) But can y'all just not pretend this oooh disappointment is deep? Like please? Can y'all like maybe not reduce it to a teen actor visiting a place and posting about it. Like that's absolutely the worst thing to have happened to Palestine. Whether he posts or not, Jewish people are gonna be visiting Israel. Cuz their holy land is in Israel. Which is why this outcry is fucking stupid and THE BIGGEST EXAMPLE of dumb hoes virtue signaling. Y'all stupid for putting this energy into hating a Jewish guy visiting Israel. They aren't even the largest contributors to its tourism. Y'all dumb bitches need to look at the followers of Christ for that. More than half of the total visitors in some years. But y'all wont. Cuz I see your ass. It's just waiting to shit on Jews and Jews alone. Especially to that one self righteous bitch who is screenshotting other's people's post and calling them dumb. Check yourself. N then check Google for other places EXACTLY in the situation of Palestine. But not glamorous enough for your shiny bleeding heart to post about. Also they have celebs you can shit on for visiting those places. Just so you'd maybe wanna talk about it. Fucking a-holes sermonising about brown people rights when it fucking suits their own skin tone.

"He needs to tell people he's not a Zionist." Ya well everyone going to Saudi needs to scream and shout that they do not support Saudi terror funding and their treatment of migrants. Everyone going to Kashmir must scream and shout that hey we're here for the Kashmiris and not for the occupier forces. Anyone visiting China must also wear a Free Tibet and Free Turkestan shirts. And the whole of the descendants of white colonisers need to tell people you're not a racist, supporter of eco-terrorism, exceptional, bigot, islamophobe, antisemite (funny how both apply), pro-life, anti-black people everytime you visit the corner cafe and post about it on insta. Ya that app owned by that bugger who wanted to take away free internet from brown countries. ("bUt iT's nOt OngOiNg tHo....." bro we're still reeling from that shit and it hasn't even been 100 years so please don't. Neither did that dumb dead hoe Lizzie nor her older than jesus son Charlie who loves to fancy dress has so much as even apologised. Refused to apologise in fact).

Pat yourselves on the back. You fought Zionism with antisemitism and homophobia.

[bruqh]

for a character who died before i ever met her i would do anything for lucy frostblade

[lackadaisically-m]

Gosh I'm so happy Max won, because if it were a McLaren I would have killed myself, that would've been the BIGGEST middle finger to Ferrari at the end of this horrible race weekend. Also Max deserves it, my boy definitely didn't have the fastest car.

Anyway, fuck McLaren, FORZA FERRARI SEMPREEEEE WE'LL COME BACK FROM THIS

[gojoshooter]

When he's a red flag but I'm colorblind

[rederick-ignis]

teefs

[bigeggman3000]

Commissioned one of my besties and got myself Leonardo DaVinci ass portrait GO COMMISSION HIM GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY

@carniifexss <- KEEP GIVING HIM LOVE (coms)

[nyxronomicon]

ok I have to do yard work today so who is fueling my Toji gardener fantasy