#fucking WHY

[immortal-angels]

Oh fuck me my parents are getting divorced

[singing-like-a-bird-about-it-now]

Absolutely NO ONE can reasonably consider Fortnight the song of the summer. That's not even the song to pick from TTPD let alone from the line up that it was up against. What a joke. Good luck babe. Espresso. Training season. We can't be friends. Guess. Apple. Birds of a feather. Lunch. Too sweet. Literally ANYTHING else. Not the asylum song for fucks sake.

[frnkiebby]

fuckin cutie pie~🎃

[h-harleybaby]

YOURE RIGHT ITS FUCKING NOT

God ik Egon is like hot and all but there’s BARELY anything for Ray or Peter GIVE ME RAY AND PETER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO I HAVE TO GO TO AO3

[dreacky]

yo dude just coming back to this my first comment on tumblr XD heres a picture of catnap when hes stalking you at hsh

OH DAMN IT-

I'm glad I won't see this at night... I hope.

But still thanks dude!⭐️

[moodysnowflake]

This is dismembering my soul.

[somesthingsomething]

Just finished playing assassin creed black flag for the first time since I was 12,

and can’t stop thinking about the tragedy of Haytham joining the Templars after his father went through a spiritual journey, in the process learning he cares more about his morals and loved ones then money and fame, losing most if not all of his friends and family to his greed, and finally-

Making peace with the world and committing to his daughter and son.

Only for THE MOTHERFUCKER to undo it all and doing almost all of it IN THE OPPOSITE FUCKING DIRECTION.

God, FUCKKK

[zeeph-containment-zone]

So there's an art challenge thing on bird app where it's like "draw your ocs in the RWBY pose" so I'm sitting here as a non RWBY watcher thinking to myself "Ohhh, it's called RWBY because the one girl is red themed, one is white themed, one is black themed and one is yellow themed right? It spells out RWBY!"

APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT THE CASE ACCORDING TO SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN THE SHOW???? THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S JUST THE FIRST LETTERS OF THOSE BITCHES' NAMES AND NOT THE COLORS???????? WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?????????

[pastafossa]

I swear to fucking white Jesus if I had a chance I'd go back in time until I found whatever Kentucky fried what in the fuck man/woman/gender neutral psychopath that looked at the MUD ROOM in this house - a house in an area in which it can snow HALF OF THE YEAR - and said, '...I should cover up the water-resistant unstinky easy to clean linoleum and put BROWN CARPET IN INSTEAD.' And then I would bury that person in a snowbank, wait six months, pull them out and bury them in the earth, then return to my own time, dig them BACK up, and bring their femur in to PRY UP THE FUCKING CARPET.

[wttt-dirus-work]

Im gonna dig my own grave

[starfruitsomething]

THESE THINGS

YEP THESE RIGHT HERE

When I tell you I would rather walk out of the bathroom hands SOPPING WET with huge water stains down my clothes, then put any part of my body near these ear-killing-death-machines-that-DONT-EVEN-FUCKING-DRY-YOUR-HANDS!!

[god-has-entered-my-body]

why do men

[astraeajackson]

i am seriously going to fucking cry why does everything feel so fucking stressful and why do i have to be so fucking forgetful and oh my GOD i just need a hug that i'm not getting from anyone in my fam😔

[hyper-lesbianism]

Crying cuz I took a career test bullshit for school and this is the top category

I AM A 14 YEAR OLD FAILING FRESHMEN ON TUMBLR-

FUCK MAKES YOU THINK I CAN MANAGE K-12 AND COLLEGE SCHOOL SYSTEMS!?

[moviestarmartini]

not commenting on the line up so

[iamthecomet]

Near total eclipse pros:

Got darker.

Got Colder.

Northern sky was super dark. Southern sky was super bright.

Really fucking cool

Near total eclipse cons:

FUCKING MOSQUITOS!!?!?!