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make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say
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when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time
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Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.
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(hyping myself up) Dearest Valiants… I have one knee on the ground rn to ask… if you feel like so… 🥺 You drew Nikto once and I absolutely fell in love with said drawing (with his best skin as well). So I come here to gingerly ask if you'd ever feel like drawing him again 🥺 or Krueger, with his base or his Reaper skin - if they inspire you. Only if you want, I'd love to see any of these two guys with your signature beautiful shapes and textures! ♥♥
Ah, Cerosin my love... 😮💨😮💨😮💨 thank you for the revenge ask I’d ofc do anything for you, let alone the honor of drawing your blorbos...
I went through your tags for them again, in hopes to get them even remotely right - and then fell in love AGAIN
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Wayne coming home to find the boys viciously and LOUDLY arguing and immediately getting ready to a) throw that Harrington boy out on his ear and b) be a shoulder for Eddie to cry on.
As soon as he walks through the door the Harrington boy gestures at him and screeches "TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME", and Eddie just crumples in on himself in shame, refusing to look at anyone.
Wayne standing there listening to Steve rant about how 'he doesn't care about kids or marriage or any of that shit' and how he's going to throttle Eddie for trying to break up with him because he thinks he's trailer trash and therefore has nothing to offer Steve in the long run.
Wayne excusing himself to get ready for bed, chuckling to himself as he realises that 'that Harrington boy' is gonna be around for a long time, and he's actually good with that.
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Look at this man's face when Velvette tells him, his boyfriend dismembered an innocent woman.
You cannot convince me that he doesn't own the weirdest collection of snuff movies and hasn't chopped someone with an axe at least once.
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fellas is it transmisogyny to acknowledge that transmascs are oppressed
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You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.
This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED
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