#fucking death row.

[lucasdoesnotcare]

“My mom came over today and I was like, mother I, Mother I ah wait a second that’s that one record where you say you got molested ah fuck me I just made a whole connection”

“You just projecting because you got molested”

“Touch my body by Mariah Carey start playing and you probably start reflecting”

You sick fucking bastard, I wish you the worst

[nickybloodhead]

IT'S HERE AND IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

It was worth waiting a month for this baby <3

[theorderofthetriad]

rewatching episode 7 and they stared. at each other. for five whole uninterrupted seconds

[fishareglorious]

I've been playing a few stages of chapter 5 now. Prisoner in the Cave? wrong. more like Regulus and her Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Time in Aperion

[spotsupstuff]

Cap's got a new voice claim! feat. a tiny bit of Sparrows n her's unchanged vc because 1. it's cute to hear them together and 2. I snorted. The vibes are so different

[songs: So Familiar by Jean Castel and Driving Myself Home by Rose Betts]

[drbtinglecannon]

It's actually kinda sexy of Caleb & Evelyn to haunt the narrative so thoroughly while never having any speaking lines or even appearing on screen outside of 400yr old repressed memories, delusions, and/or hyped up folklore

We don't even know for sure if Evelyn was a Clawthorne, or what she looked like, or how the fight between Caleb and Philip went down, or Caleb's reasons for leaving without Philip, or what their half witch half human baby looked like, or how long after Caleb left before Philip found him again, or what Evelyn did when she discovered her dead lover's grave was robbed, or how quickly after killing Caleb did Philip decide "I can make a new Caleb that's Better™"

We have scraps to give us pretty good ideas for most of these, but nope they really just haunt with no reward. Like yeah babes give us nothing!

[elliart7]

*rabidly converts all of my favorite things into 19th century fairy tale novels*

(click to see book texture 😁)

[ltmctrung]

You could stop at 5 or 6 dojos

[doreensladle]

If I ever don’t cry at Ylfa’s scene in The Trials of the Baba Yaga, somebody needs to come beat me over the head with a stick until I get my humanity back

[oopsl]

The Chronic by Dr. Dre, 1992

[notcoolbutcute]

RoW spoilers!!!

NOOOO, WHAT THE FUCK, BARDUGO??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[designernishiki]

just a thought but like. if akiyama, who’s established as being a bizarrely talented investigator in y5, suspected kiryu’s death to have been faked (or at least “fishy” in his own words) basically on the fucking Spot, i feel like it just makes sense that majima would’ve been just as quick, if not quicker to see where shit wasn’t adding up and become skeptical that the whole thing was a coverup. reason being, in y5 he put shit together and figured out the grand scheme going on so damn early most people didn’t even suspect yet that there was any scheme going on. he then faked his own death well enough to get it in the papers and had masterminded himself all the way to the final boss (with some help of course) before things backfired on him. so he’s got some crazy good skills when it comes to reading people, figuring out their intentions, putting puzzle pieces together, etc– way better than he wants people knowing, generally– and he knows the hallmark signs of a faked death because he’s literally done it before. all that on top of knowing kiryu like the back of his hand and knowing damn well how hard this man is to kill, and how prone to running away from shit for the sake of the safety of people he cares about (for better or for worse) he is. he could absolutely put together that, if given the opportunity by some faction or powerful individual, kiryu would sacrifice his identity and status as a legit living person for the assured safety of others, or for yakuza tensions to diminish, or maybe even as an act of self-flagellation.

tldr: I think the reasons majima didn’t go rogue/apeshit after kiryu’s alleged death are that A) for once he has saejima around to reign him in and make it feel less like Everything has been lost, B) I think he’s legitimately known pretty much all along that kiryu didn’t die that day; nor would he believe it unless he saw it with his own eye.

[mcybree]

the worst part is that im not even bad at video games. my favorite game is rain world and I enjoy hardcore nuzlockes and clearing hollow knight bosses hitless. I don’t know what’s wrong with me and minecraft specifically

[waddles-ex-machina]

funniest example of me being mansplained to is when my coworker started explaining what the ‘production’ part of the show pipeline is to me (im an animator. i AM the production). 2nd funniest is when the same guy told me I was wrong abt whether or not a cartoon was made by luke pearson -

[xoxoemynn]

Written for AU-pril Day 2 prompts mythology + bar.

A god walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar...

aka what happens when Edward, a god of the sea, dares to fall in love with a mortal.

5,600 words, rated teen, angst with a happy ending, David Jenkins-approved mythology of my own making

[quietwingsinthesky]

if there was a torchwood/spn crossover, jack would get shot in the head so much. i know he already dies a lot, but he’s going to die so many times during this crossover. keeps getting bullets unloaded into him. they stab him with silver and steel and copper and none of it keeps him down. he’s gonna get squirted with borax and that one’s not gonna kill him but it is going to ruin his coat, which is materially worse for him.