#fucking mordetwi

[edithet-mistakes]

can we pretend

that airplanes in the night sky

are arsene amulets?

i could really use

some dumb right now

dumb right now

dumb right now

[gender-ihardlyknower]

:3

[noodlesnatcher]

Day 7: dead meme

[fishsfailureson]

Twitblr airplanes but with my own original designs because I can.

I legitimately started this project several days ago and it is finally done. I should not have given twitter wings.

Bonus low effort sketch (I can't really draw humans)

Twitter (Forgot to put the pallet)

Tumblr

Neither are intended to have a specific gender.

[demento-mori]

No stop cos I was collecting some rgu screenshots for my kozunami cinematic parallels post and...........

im crying why do they look like the fucking mordetwi airplanes meme,,,,

brb i gotta go do something real quick

[franticfanficloremakers]

How much did you pay for the tumblr blaze’s reach?? It has been legitimately the only ad I’ve seen on the site and it’s after every 3rd post 💀💀

wait its the only ad youve seen? ill answer your question in a moment but im... a bit stupefied by knowing THAT detail specifically. as for how much i paid for it, well time to spill the beans i guess: i have blazed this SPECIFIC post (but i blazed other posts on this blog earlier this month) for $150. and thats only from THIS month. i have blazed this other times and i cant give an exact number, but honestly i can say in total i paid MORE than $200 on that post in general. now why would i do that? because i love seeing some people make jokes about it, getting REALLY pissed off from seeing it OVER AND OVER AGAIN, like just that knowledge is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS TO ME. the thing is about that too is THE PEOPLE TOOK THE BAIT! they took the bait, literally reblogging how much they hate it, how much its complete DOGSHIT and probably thinking about how i should be a cow on a trash farm like that one german dude on twitter said to edmund mcmillen. but theres also the polar opposite, the people who find it very funny, people who oddly enjoy it, like genuinely enjoy it. or people who just saw the blaze and think its based. i like that, too, honestly. i like this polar opposite dynamic with the post and how people see it over and over. its funny, at least to me. it gives me genuine enjoyment, seeing how much people both genuinely seem to like it bc funny, and how much people hate it. oh and yes i can afford this, so you all are probably stuck with this for a GOOD LONG WHILE, because i feel like i practically live in a factory job that pays me well enough.

oh and also, i see a lot of people dont notice what that post is referencing. originally referencing, i mean. people also dont seem to get the whole mordetwi thing so im just going to explain that, too: so i mentioned this horribly made mordetwi fanart made YEARS ago on deviantart with literally the same exact lyrics and a VERY similar background to the art my good friend harvey made. this is the art it was referencing:

so yeah, i mentioned that artwork to my friend harvey who was trying to come up with something for me to post on this tumblr to specifically make jokes about our cursed, horribly written at first crackfic that turned serious at some point (which to be fair, during this time i wasnt writing much but i got into it a bit later, came up with a lot of plot and helped the best i could with consistency on frantic fanfic writing, but enough of THOSE details!) and got genuinely better, storywise. i made that joke about the fucking ship we put in there, YOU CAN GUESS FUCKING WHAT I DONT THINK I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT. so i made a joke about him making parody art of that and the dude really did it. i was so shocked, astounded, and overjoyed with this POWER I HAAAVE that i blazed it and successfully knew i got people to go through some serious mental anguish, cringe, and even a small bit of trauma from viewing that. but also some people who genuinely enjoyed it, which KUDOS TO YOU PEOPLE YOURE GREAT!

but yeah no i spent too much cash on this and it probably wont stop anytime soon, SUCKS TO SUCK, GUYS!

[ask-felix-noir]

Have you and Waylon ever pretended that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

(Inspired by the iconic mordetwi)

"Pfffftssss... Holy fucking shit..."

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Some time ago i made a mane 6 for a MLP next gen AU called "the oddverse" (the first 3 characters were made last year or so and the other 3 were made just last month) idk if i'm going to be fleshing out this AU anytime soon though

Basically the whole gist of the AU was that discord got reformed long before twilight came to ponyville and cadence got with him instead of shining armor, eventually they had a kid named rarepair who ended up fucking up the universe and a bunch of characters who AREN'T from MLP's universe are now IN the universe, having weird kids with the ponies in the process. Canon ball is the protag of the AU and she's basically trying to figure out why the universe is like this

Characters and ships

Rarepair (intersex nonbinary, any pronouns) - empress cadence x discord

Canon ball (cis female, she/her) - lyra heartstrings x sweetie drops

Peanut jar (trans male, he/him) - rainbow dash x barry b benson

Pity party (AFAB nonbinary, they/them, they have wings but they're hidden under their jacket) - queen celestia x cupcakes!pinkie pie

Dexter (cis male, he/him) - derpy hooves x cabinet man (not a personification of the song or anything, LITERALLY *JUST* THE SONG)

Beatrice (trans female, she/her, name pronounced "beet rice") - capper x james baxter from adventure time

Also i hate to get your hopes up, but mordetwi isn't canon in this AU. Twilight is actually with the hunter from little nightmares

[tacagen]

can you elaborate on the mordetwi thing xD

post in question

thing in question

ok so what IS the mordetwi meme? two characters from two different settings who are heartbroken but still love each other or whatever but actually, in reality/canon they are never going to meet or even find out about each other, right? thawne sincerely believes that barry feels about him the same way he feels about barry, both in love and hatred. he believes that barry spends the same amount of time thinking about him (and/or tries to keep it that way), he believes that barry still Understands all he does and says to him including all the little messages, parallels and implications between the lines. but the actual situation here is barry desperately being 'who TF r u😭' and struggling to process thawne's words (like cmon what the hell was thisss!!

asking what thawne wants right after he explained EXACTLY that(just not quite directly. and tbh the next answer wasnt any better, thats why i think thawne isnt capable of saying a single straightforward thing, especially about his feelings)?? barryyyyyy 😭😭 i mean, its understandable. its probably a defence mechanism since he heard thawne's intentions to adopt him few issues ago. but its still fucking hilarious. i am convinced that every time thawne starts speaking barry has to fight the popping up mental image of crossed out lgbt flag and its white noise in his head to hear and process thawne's words) or being occupied by other things so he ends up missing half the points if not all (such as when thawne showed barry the future with don and dawn, CLEARLY making a point about himself and how barry treated him by that but barry geniunely doesnt care and notice it because his children ending up hating him is a way bigger concern at the moment) and thawne not realising that! thawne's persisting love for barry is never even going to be noticed up until 'the only time' confession, and the whole finish line deal is about barry trying to forget and leave thawne in his life behind, up to intentionally making it so they never meet again and giving up on thinking about him at all because 'thats what thawne would want me to do ❤'. so thawne PERCIEVES his relationship with barry as something two-sided, something where they BOTH suffer rn but still love/understand each other when the reality is. well. none of that and will never be. it exists only in thawne's head, just as mordetwi to its shippers. also the vibe of mouse-drawn ms paint art perfectly fits thawne and his huge speedster self-insert oc statue next to the flash in the museum. AND thawne also canonically has his own Sad Songs to associate with barry and their relationship, i'd say 'hello' by lionel richie specifically is his very own Can We Pretend.

[fucked-up-stimboards]

do you have a MordeTwi stimboard

found this one just for you :) (not made by me, obviously)

[confessions-official]

I love how people assume I use ai to rp because I don't want to/feel like talking to real people

Ever fucking assume I did try and it didnt work? No discord server I joined about the fandoms I liked were active and I fucking tried getting people to get on

I tried talking to people here, But half of them are antis or too young for the rps I like (not necessarily nsfw but they're inexperienced and make rps a lot less mature/one liners), And the other half gets bored of me. No server I've joined has worked. No roleplay blogs I've asked for others on have worked. No other sites have worked. I've literally fucking tried everything and its my last resort. Its the only thing I know 100% won't judge me, Won't tell people about what a 'weirdo' I am, And won't send me messages crying when I feel like I don't wanna rp for a few weeks or months. I'm sick of it.

Stop assuming people do things because they don't wanna try, Instead consider they exhausted all their fucking options. Unless you're gonna pick up the slack and roleplay mordetwi with me then don't tell me not to use ai either fix my problem or don't tell me I shouldn't be contributing to another

 

[freackthejester]

i GOTTA stop being surprised when you post out of pocket simpsons shit because thats just who you are and i accepted that when i followed you, you are the simpsons guy forever and i support you and ur fucked up reblogs

No pocket will ever be big enough that I could be in that pocket. I go deep into the mines of content to bring back berries for my followers, and I am glad it is appreciated.

Stick around, it has not always been The Simpsons, but it will still be fucked up. (y'all remember MordeTwi morning? that was fun.)

And isn't it better to know about all of the things that exist on the internet? To look over the wide seas and see the dark icebergs and sinkholes below the surface, so that you know where to avoid in the future, or, heaven forbid, put on your scuba gear with a map?

[beast-feast]

I cannot fucking BELIEVE that in my efforts to wind my ass down I accidentally created an "Airplanes" Mordetwi meme in my head where it was my sona and Majin

Not sure if I'm more upset now or not

[peacerainbowtiger]

TELL ME I DID NOT JUST SEE CROCODILE AND DRAGON MORDETWI AIRPLANES REDRAW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEE 😭😭

[aurelxi]

finally watching regular show and is wanting to fuck mordecai or unironically shipping mordetwi a worse unforeseen outcome of this

[gmanwhore]

I just remembered when people had the Mordetwi meme. It is so fucking funny to me, how do you even come up with that? That's hilarious i kinda love it

Yeah it is. Pretty funny.