#funny engrish

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

[tilbageidanmark]

Engrish

[shortcake1233]

Shoutout to that time I was selling Girl Scout cookies and I had to pee SO bad but there was no bathroom available and instead of saying, “Hi would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?”, I accidentally said, “Hi would you like to go to the bathroom?”

[fireflykittyhatesusernames]

My mom and I like to walk around while listening to music, just in our own little worlds. One time we were walking around in the living room and I bumped into her. I was zoned out and tried to say “hi” and “sorry” at the same time and exclaimed “ha-sa-sai” before my mom burst out laughing.

[chimaeras501st]

NEON

GENESIS

evangelion

[nexttrickanvils]

Fluffcember Day 26: New Clothes

What if Ryuji took Sumire clothes shopping instead of Akiren?

[skryven]

If anyone needs some names, I’ve got plenty.

Dunno where these are from, but I do know the context.

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

[majkat654]

The translation in certain japanese mobile games is so funny and non gramaticly correct

ex.1

"To increase bird"

There are more in this one like

ex. 2

"Pleace"

Quite funny aint it.

Ooh or this one

ex. 3

Good at engrish i see

[sohannabarberaesque]

Believe you me, many of your favourite Funtastics share this same sentiment:

[nishuukandakenovacance]

Engrish in Koenji and Shimokitazawa respectively.

[convxction]

ooc. that k//rama moment when the boss invites everyone to dinner, drinks a bit then leaves so they can let his employees eat and drink in peace? yea thats not chrom XD i cant see c/hrom nor the shepherds even in modern setting feeling like they cant speak their mind in front of chrom. but you know out of courtesy to ... being tipsy and might say things they dont mean, maybe, he might decide to take his cup of rum somewhere else and let them enjoy the evening. idk its just ... he is so open and if you get to know him for one second you know he does not mind you being brutally honest. if you got something on your mind you better say it otherwise he wouldn't know. he knows he is not the best but he knows he is always giving his best no matter the situation. anyway its so funny to imagine the gang getting drunk and they start roasting him and hes in there like 'umm...guys. im stil here. wait until i leave maybe?' meanwhile vaike standing on a table 'YOU GYS WONT BELIEVE WHAT THAT DICK DID WHEN WE WERE KIDS!' and he starts to probably air chrom dirty laundry when he used to sneak into the slums to play with vaike and the others ahahahah. chrom at that moment: i ought to send ppl to jail mayb they will fear me--HEY LET ME CORRECT THAT FIRST, BASTARD! THAT WAS NOT ME, THAT WAS. and yes he will def join in storytelling time to 'correct' vaike's pov. naga help.

[hosharambles]

My hero 1x6 reaction is premiering on YouTube! Aizawa-sensei is the GOAT, Izuku has finally grown an infinitesimal amount of b r a i n

And All Might teaching children still gives me a headache

All that, and more - in the damned video, you damned nerds

[riotousragsofficial]

funny korean purse

[tokyorandomengrishshirts]

Boy on a Dolphin

[swagging-back-to]

lol assassination classroom only brings the best of the best (engrish)