#funny jicheol

[mjracles]

gong yoo in jinni's kitchen soopoiler (2023)

(source - management soop)

[sluttyminghao]

for 8k celebration!

okay i mean it's pretty evident but I'm so much into leader line it's not even funny anymore.

imagine their dynamics during threesome✨

soonhoon , jicheol , sooncheol (they are v underrated but their ship is more like bro-ship)

some opinion on their dynamics... (pretty please <3)

soonhoon: i feel like during a threesome there would be a bit of bickering, but apart from that? they are so focused on you, your pleasure and getting themselves off that the bickering subsides fairly quickly. it would be very hard, rough and fast and they both have the stamina to go for hours so...good luck

jicheol: I feel like these two would probably be a little more laidback, but also still very hard and rough. they love teasing you, making you feel good, but they would probably laugh if you queefed or someone made a funny noise. they would love using all of your holes and filling them right up too

sooncheol: this would be so, so messy and you would definitely be going until the sun comes up. between the two of them they have so much energy and they are probably using every last ounce of it on fucking you dumb. they want you to only think of them, have their cum trickle down your thighs when you go home the following day

[svtjinny]

JUYEON :: RELATIONSHIPS WITH SVT

wc: just a lil over 2k. not proofread, lowercase intended!

SEUNGCHEOL, JEONGHAN & JOSHUA

jinny's fathers!!!! she's the only girl so obviously jinny's gonna get a lot of hate for it / how close she is with the members and these three are always there for her :( constant reassurance that she's not a burden to them and that it's okay to cry when she needs to. when jinny went on 'no prepare' w/ youngji she got drunk and cried over how much these three care about her SEUNGCHEOL ~ JICHEOL: since he's the oldest, he cares a lot about all 13 of his members. he does, however, check up on jinny often and make sure she's taking care of herself and not closing herself off from the group whenever she's dealing with scandals or hate. these two are just super soft UGH. on inside seventeen eps or on tour stops jinny will just randomly go up to cheol and lay her head on his shoulder or lap "just cause she wants to." they call a lot because she gets super worried esp around comeback szn and he's one of the only members she feels comfortable expressing her worries with & crying in front of. when they aren't being all sappy n shit tho, jinny's constantly trying to annoy him at the most random times. or she's teasing him over the way he moved his hands or said something LOL (and vice versa.. he'll walk past her and mock her english as pay back) fansites love these two trust me!!

JEONGHAN ~ JINHAN: speaking of hate, jeonghan is always the first member jinny goes to whenever she's getting negative comments or opinions from netizens. she puts a lot of trust in jeonghan and is always asking for advice from him. but moving on.... jinny HATES (she doesn't) playing games with jeonghan bcz he's either a smartass or he'll cheat his way to victory. in that one jeonghan vs. svt episode, she literally walked up to the seating area, said "i'm gonna write -1,000,000." and tried leaving (the staff wouldnt let her LMAO). jinny always the first to notice when he's trying to mess with the members she'll be like "yah! stop being a liar, you're like pinnochio." and it makes everyone laugh JOSHUA ~ JIJO: they bonded over their confusion as foreigners (+ vernonnie) OMG. whenever the members would laugh at a joke she didn't understand jinny would immediately turn to shua with confused eyes. anywayss, jinny values her relationship with joshua a lot!! being in seventeen meant staying in korea for large periods of time, away from her brother. joshua is like her older brother figure when she isn't in australia. but he also loves to annoy her at random times?? like on stage for example he'll come over to her and mess with her outfit or whatever's in her hands OR he'll keep switching between korean & english when talking and it frustrates her sm LOL. also loves to mock her english..

JUN, HOSHI, WONWOO & WOOZI jinny is always fighting with them LMAO... there's no gose ep where they aren't arguing at least once (cough mousebusters cough). kir looks up to them a lot though! these four are always cheering for her in shoots, even when she appears in ads or on billboards!!! it's like they argue and then 5 mins later it's "go jinny" JUN ~ JIHUI: he loves to hype jinny up for no reason honestly. like she'll be showcasing a dance or talent for a variety show and all you'll hear is "WOAHHHH JINAA WOWWWWWW" from him LOL. jinny likes to mock him with his "nothing is spicy for me" stuff but then he pulls out a pepper or hot sauce out of nowhere? and she'll run screaming "moon junhui i'm sorry for everything i've never done to you!!!" pls. but also she loves whenever he goes on rants about things he wants to try in china with the members while they're talking backstage or smt because she!! wants!! to!! go!! too!! he bakes or buys her a lot of chinese treats and it makes her melt :( when hes asked to do aegyo or cute poses jinny cackles.. it's just so funny and cute at the same time HOSHI ~ SOONJIN: for seungcheol's sake, don't let these two partner with each other in games or stand anywhere near each other in relay dances. chaotic duo omg. if they aren't fighting, they're laughing at each other. and if they aren't laughing at each other, they're probably chasing each other or doing god knows what. their gose cameramen get weekly workouts at this point with their constant movement. ESPECIALLY IN DON'T LIE. when soonyoung does his silly little "watching the members' reactions" thing he immediately points at her and screams that it's jinny because there was a GHOST of a smirk on her face. or when they're playing random games she'll say he was too slow by a millisecond just to try and stop him from winning. WONWOO ~ JINWON: wonu found jinny crying once and ever since then they've gotten like super close. they'll be filming and then the camera goes to woolyn and jinny's just casually piggybacking on him. they don't argue as much as the other three but when they do it's HILARIOUS. "you stole my crackers, didn't you?" + "sorry.. i'm a foreigner what's a cracker? (except it's her imitating his pronunciation)" when jinny's solo was announced he was one of the more excited members. omg they also love to quote / imitate each other too. "tasty." (insomnia zero !!!!) and then theres wonu mocking jinny's silly photoshoot poses. but jinny gets so excited when she sees wonu after some time away cause he's like this gigantic teddy bear in her eyes.. there are so many compilations of jinny hugging wonu or hanging onto him at the most random times. WOOZI ~ 2JI: cue jinny dragging jihoon out of the studio at 1-2 am because he locked himself in there with his factory supply of diet coke. jinny is a producer and loves to make music and jihoon's always the one she goes to whenever she needs an opinion on a lyric or part of a song. they've had a lot of dumb moments together on trips like TTT and in the studio and both of them use it against each other. "hey jinny, do you remember when-" "NO. I DON'T REMEMBER." in every other game svt plays LMAO. on the rareeeee occasion jihoon gets tipsy he'll get super emotional with jinny and it's so funny to the rest of the members for some reason. in conclusion, jinny's like jihoon's reminder to stop working and jihoon is jinny's reminder of every stupid thing she's ever done.

DK, MINGYU, & THE8 jinny's brothers part one. they're besties!! 97z are always making her laugh or teasing her. these are some of the members she's known since she was a little girl so they're especially close :( drunk jinny is also extremely clingy and emotional and they always have to deal with it but whenever one of them brings it up, like in insomnia zero for example, she gets flustered and denies it so fast DK ~ SENNY: svt mood makers,,, they're always making jokes or laughing at something or each other (or making fun of seungkwan..). they both get so happy whenever they see each other ITS SO CUTE like there's this one gose ep where jinny came back after being in australia for some time and seokmin ran and hugged her so fast. ALSO BEST VOCAL DUO I SAY! jinny released a song with him as a feature and it blew up so fast bcz of how extremely good they sounded. jinny also loves to play as seokmin's supportive facebook mom LMAO. on her insta she has so many cringy pics of him doing LITERALLY ANYTHING n captions as "The Best ____" and a bunch of emojis. MINGYU ~ JIGYU: they've known each other since around the time jinny became a trainee and they have such a sweet sibling bond. gyu's so quick to judge whenever someone says something negative about jinny (when they aren't joking about it.. bc if they were joking he'd join in.) it's rlly funny to carats. they cook together a lot and whenever they're filming + cooking mingyu would just keep making fun of how short she is compared to him or some random joke he came up with on the spot. but anyways their food is so good,, everyone gets super excited whenever they cook tgt. also one of jinny's irl teddy bears!! when they see each other it's like those online friends irl meet-up videos the members have so many pics / vids of them dramatically hugging LOL THE8 ~ JIHAO: PLEASE minghao is always either chilling and living peacefully with jinny or teasing her abt her every move. in that one rice planting gose ep they were both sitting together loving every moment of the planting UNTIL HE GOT TO GET FOOD and started to tease her about how the food is sooooooo delicious and she should come and get a bite. but ANYWAYS. jinny loves to hype minghao up in whatever he does!!! once she went on weverse and started boasting about how good minghao is at art cuz they were painting tgt for a vlog. minghao helps calm jinny down most of the time too!! precious besties :[

SEUNGKWAN, VERNON, & DINO jinny's brothers part two. these three are her ride or dies istg!!! similar to 96z, jinny is always fighting with them... but they're also like partners in crime? dino vernon & jinny are like three kids trying to drag a tired mother (seungkwan) into helping them with whatever crazy over the top prank plan they concocted LMAO SEUNGKWAN ~ JIKWAN: never leave these two with a task alone. they will argue over the way the other is BREATHING. it became their thing to just nitpick each other whenever they could and it makes both of them laugh so hard when someone tells them to stop fighting. he said in a show once "i think we're good at teamwork!" and jinny gave him THE MOST judgeful look ever it became a whole meme and they spent like 10 minutes arguing over it... poor host. she showed up at the bss m/v recording and kept laughing at him, which caused them to argue ONCE AGAIN LOL. but omg.. best vocal duo ever pt.2???? them singing or hitting a high note together is what greets you at the gates of heaven it's HOLY. VERNON ~ HANNY: foreign confusion PART TWO!! nonnie helped jinny a lot pre-debut and she's so grateful for him. moving on tho.. vernon's a little demon around jinny like she'll just be on her phone or in the studio sitting minding her own business and then this dude will come up behind her and scare tf out of her LMAO there was this one tour stop where they were just messing with each other the entire time.. cheol was tired. mocks her english part 3 (?? i lost count..) "how do you say water?" "wa'er" *dying laughing* .. there was this one live and vernon was putting chapstick on (i like to think he's like any generic american guy and is an absolute monster when putting on chapstick) and they had this whole debate over how to put on it on correctly. back on the plus side tho, jinny is always there to help vernon put together music!! DINO ~ JINCHAN: jinny's bestie like they are so insanely close. chan's known jinny for years bcz they went to the same middle school! these two are always finding an opportunity to play around with each other or they'll just end up hugging each other at random intervals. carats love jinchan bcz you tell that they love and care for each other sm :( BUT THEN HE'S A LITTLE SHIT TOO?????? he steals random objects or food from her all the time but she could never actually be mad at him ofc. one of them would make some shitty joke and they'll both be on the ground laughing because they end up laughing at each other, it's a never ending cycle. she's the #1 chan supporter she's always cheering him on for ANYTHING...and vice versa! dino's like jinny's protective older brother istg. he's so quick to defend her in anything even if she's the one in the wrong LMAO.

from xia ! : svt being absolute devils whenever jinny speaks english....please she's TIRED.

[cherrycokefest]

DAY THREE

must be funny (in a rich man's world)

I could hold you in the dark

Pocket Rocket

the tide that carries (us apart)

Everyone, this concludes posting for the first round of the Cherry Coke Jicheol fest! We hope you guys had as much fun reading and creating as us mods had running this fest. We will see you on Friday for Author Reveals!

[talkinthedark-blog]

Seungcheol: But i can't live without you

Woozi: Then die.

[jisooseyes]

“Jihan is the cutest couple”, I say into the mic.

The crowd cheers, everybody agrees. I begin to walk off the stage in satisfaction, smiling, when a voice rings out loudly and clearly for everyone to hear. 

“Are you sure about that?”, they say. I look around for the owner of the voice. There, in the first row stands: Choi Seungchol

[mingyusneeze]

I'm pretty sure Seungcheol creates perfect families in The Sims and Jihoon does Hunger Games

[astrologysvt]

helloo! I was wondering if you ever make a post about svt pairing/ship compatibility with each others? or do you have any favorite combination within the group (i.e for me mingyu and minghao relationship). thank you for answering 💓

i have i made a jihan one  in the past and def plan on doing a jicheol (is that the name for woozi and cheol??), a 96 line one, a seokhan one, i’ll eventually do a sister sign analysis for all of the sister signs so you can vaguely look forward to a gyuhan one. for me tho i was just thinking today how cute america line is????  i also love watching anyone react with cheol or jeonghan, i also love soonhoon they are so funny. tho i think if i had to pick a fave it’d be woozi and cheol they’re so cute 

[silcnts]

1ST  RULE:  tag  9  muses  you  would  like  to  know  better. 2ND  RULE:  BOLD  the  statements  that  are  true  for  your  muse. 3RD  RULE:  Repost,  DON’T  reblog  ! !

tagged by :  @dixnyscs​ tagging : @prosperatur​ ( for huxley & nixon ) , @scrrface​ ( for minjun ) . and anyone else who wants to do it bc i’m too lazy to tag x

NAME : song jicheol OCCUPATION :  cam boy AGE : twenty four SEXUALITY : homosexual PRONOUNS :  he / him

APPEARANCE : i am 5’7“ or taller . i have at least one tattoo . i have at least one piercing . i have blonde hair . i  have brown eyes . i have short hair ( short-ish ? i guess ? ) . my abs are at least somewhat defined . i have or have had braces .

PERSONALITY : i love meeting new people . people tell me that i’m funny . helping others with their problems is a big priority for me . i enjoy physical challenges . i enjoy mental challenges . i’m playfully rude with people i know well . i started saying something ironically and now i can’t stop saying it . there is something i would change about my personality .

ABILITY : i can sing well . i can play an instrument . i can do over 30 push ups without stopping . i’m a fast runner . i can draw well . i have a good memory . i’m good at doing math in my head . i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute . i have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling . i know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch . i know how to throw a proper punch .

HOBBIES : i enjoy playing sports . i’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else .  i’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else . i have learned a new song in the past week . i work out at least once a week . i’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months . i have drawn something in the past month . i enjoy writing . i do or have done martial arts .

EXPERIENCES : i have had my first kiss . i have had alcohol . i have scored the winning goal in a sports game . i have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting . i have been at an overnight event . i have been in a taxi . i have been in the hospital or er in the past year .  i have beaten a video game in one day . i have visited another country . i have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts .

RELATIONSHIPS : i’m in a relationship ( verse dependent , so i’ll go with no ) . i have a crush on a celebrity . i have a crush on someone i know . i have been in at least 3 relationships . i have never been in a  relationship . i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them . i get crushes easily . i have had a crush on someone for over a year . i have been in a relationship for at least a year . i have feelings for a friend .

MY LIFE : i have at least one person i consider a  “ best  friend ” . i live close to my school . my parents are still together ( they’re both dead but ... technically yes ) . i have at least one sibling ( adopted but also technically yes ) . i live in the united states . there is snow right now where i live . i have hung out with a friend in the past month . i have a smartphone . i have at least 15 cds . i share my room with someone .

RANDOM SHIT : i have break-danced . i know a person named jamie . i have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce . i have dyed my hair . i’m listening to one song on repeat right now . i have punched someone in the past week . i know someone who has gone to jail . i have broken a bone . i have eaten a waffle today . i know what i want to do with my life . i speak at least 2 languages .

[btsvt-adventures]

YouTuber AU - Jicheol

A/n: My best friend gave me this idea so I thought why not haha. Also  @acoupofhanishunnamon I thought you might like this, since you inspired the last “how they met” 😉

Want more of this AU? Ask me here!

Youtuber AU: Surprise! | How Jeonghan Met Jisoo | High School (sort-of) Sweethearts

Honestly, Seungcheol meet Jihoon entirely, purely by chance. Jihoon’s a junior, and Seungcheol’s a senior, so really, they shouldn’t have met in school, let alone in a class

However, Jihoon’s offered a place in the senior music class, a class that Seungcheol happens to be taking

They’re of course, assigned to each other as deskmates, and Seungcheol’s very, very happy, namely because

1. Tiny Deskmate

2. Tiny cute Deskmate

Jihoon on the other hand, is anything but. His constant complaints to his two (2) friends revolve around Seungcheol’s chattiness,  his overly-sunny personality and why do I have to share with this GIANT?

(Secretly, his friends are betting that this will become an enemies-to-lovers scenario, and they cannot wait)

Jihoon is so introverted that it makes Seungcheol look even louder than he really is, and Jihoon can’t prevent it when Seungcheol eventually pulls him (along with Wonwoo and Soonyoung) into his circle of friends, who somehow all find time to spend together despite being different ages

Seungcheol always makes sure that Jihoon’s included in their new, too big group of mutual friends, but his friends are nice, and they don’t seem to care that Jihoon’s perpetually glued to Seungcheol’s side

Seungcheol definitely doesn’t mind. He has his favourite tiny person all cuddled up next to him all the time!! Not that he’d ever say anything about it, Jihoon would find a way to judo flip him, size differences be damned

Jihoon hates to admit it, but he’s really thankful that Seungcheol’s so insistent about shoving him out of his comfort zone, even if the elder most of the time is stupid, loud, annoying, charismatic... funny... cu–

Okay so Seungcheol may or may not be Jihoon’s gay awakening okay? Shut up about it

He’s just really fucking hot okay? Confidence is attractive!!!

While Jihoon struggles with his newfound intense affection for his deskmate no, friend – best friend????  Seungcheol just observes him, because really, the boy is about as subtle as a brick

But he also doesn’t want to overwhelm Jihoon, since he’s obviously struggling with the idea that he might not be straight

A whole, understanding sweetheart am i right?

Valentine’s day rolls around wAY tOO SOON and Jihoon isn’t even sure if he wants to give chocolates to Seungcheol 

He just has so many concerns

What if he’s not gay?

What if he likes someone else?

What if he doesn’t like Jihoon back????

He still has to sit next to the oaf for the rest of the year!!!!

While Jihoon has his internal panic attack, he spots Seungcheol making his way towards the classroom, and plonks the chocolates and the messily scrawled (and terribly folded) letter on seungcheol’s desk

Seungcheol walks in with Jeonghan both holding multiple boxes of chocolates and Jihoon’s heart sinks, and he tries to compose his expression

(He ends up looking slightly constipated, but it doesn’t matter, because there’s no way Seungcheol would ever return his feelings)

Jihoon almost takes back the box of chocolates, thinking that he could play it off as just wanting to eat some chocolate, but Seungcheol swipes it from him just as he reaches out, and iT’S TOO LATE NOW

 Seungcheol tuts at Jihoon, playfully reprimanding him for trying to steal his chocolates, grinning knowingly as he reads the letter

Jihoon just wants to die. In fact, death at this moment might actually be kinder than than the pounding in his chest, and god Jihoon’s so nervous he thinks he might throw up

Seungcheol folds the note and Jihoon waits for the rejection, waits for him to be outed to everyone (even though he knows seungcheol would never actually do that, he’s still terrified)

But Seungcheol just grins at Jihoon and winks. “Guess you’ll have to wait till White Day then huh?”

JIhoon: whAT WHAT W H  A T -

Error 404: Jihoon.exe not found

(When white day rolls around Seungcheol’s only carrying one box of chocolate, which he confidently plops it on Jihoon’s table, much to everyone’s shock)

YOU CAN BET JIHOON TURNED INTO AN ACTUAL TOMATO THE REST OF THE DAY

-whispers- Tomato Jihoon holding hands with confident gay! Seungcheol as they walk home together oh no my heart okay bye

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[mjracles]

gong yoo in gong yoo's third trip with ramen cooking [공유의 3번째 낚시 여행🎣 근데 이제 라면을 곁들인] (2022)

(source - management soop)

[tenrkarchive]

event: vlive location: practise room // sphere building date: may 27th // 1:30pm

ten stares at the screen, watches as the comments flood in - he can’t help but smile. vlives are always something ten likes, which is probably evident in his participation in all vlives that month. he likes to interact with the fans, not only to boost his popularity, but to feel more connected with them as people. there’s comments in multiple languages, mainly korean, mandarin and english, and ten usually finds himself focused on those in english. 

that is, unless he spots any thai, at which point he simply glows with excitement, leaning closer to read the comment. 

today, however, he notices a lot of comments about what he assumes must be the most popular ship at the moment - ‘jicheol’. it’s funny, he thinks, how fans seem to decide that instead of people being best friends, they’re automatically dating secretly. he doesn’t blame them though, since it’s rather funny and he gets great amusement out of it. 

leaning against hyun’s side he chews on his lip, watching the comments come in. “zero, what’s your favourite drink?” he reads out loud. the other boys present could probably answer this for him, but with a bright smile he responds “chocolate milk, currently. it used to be americanos but... coffee isn’t very good for you so i swapped to something else. not that chocolate milk is that good for you, but better than all that caffeine!” 

the vlive continues on for a while, the boys taking turns to talk, and answer questions, or joke around about things together. ten somehow finds himself with his legs draped over hyun’s lap after a while, and doesn’t bother to move them off him - after all he is the most affectionate member (self-proclaimed). someone asks ten to dance with jihoon at one point, so he pokes at him to do a little dance with him, short, and ending in ten weakly tackling jihoon back to his seat and draping himself half over him for a minute before returning to sit beside hyun. 

eventually, they end the vlive with their usual well-wishes for the week, telling the fans to study, or word hard, and get lots of rest, before waving at the camera for a couple seconds until one of them can find the button to end it. 

vlives remind ten of why he’s doing this all, in a way. having some time to interact with fans, if even through a screen, is nice. to know there’s someone, if even one person, out there who appreciates what you do, and loves you for it, really helps ten’s confidence. even if it’s only a little. ever since promotions had ended he’d been feeling a bit better, with the extra time and freedom back to see his friends during those few evening hours he had. 

being an idol is hard, but ten keeps holding out hope that it will get better, that it will get easier, that things won’t suck so much after their first year or two. he just hopes he’ll find a way to fit in friends, and training. so far, weekends are his saviour, when he manages to get a few hours out in the evening to visit people. sometimes, it’s johnny (most of the time it’s johnny), but sometimes, it’ll be kun, or yuta, or jaehyun. 

one day, he assures himself, it’ll be easier, he’ll have more freedom, and he’ll be able to spend time with his friends, have his own space, and his own time to himself, control himself and where he goes and when. one day.

[incorrectsvt]

Seungcheol: How are you so calm all the time?

Jihoon: The trick is to be so stressed that it becomes your default state of mind.

[svt-writers-club]

😭😭😭😭i just read ur villian au jihan angst and hfksKFKSKKFKSLD IM SO WRECKED???? Do jisoo and jeonghan ever make up? What happens afterwards? Do jihoon and jeonghan rly stay together and does jisoo really just let jeonghan go??? I need to know 😭😭😭😭

>:3 i’m in a strange pining sort of mood so here’s some jihan with some jicheol muahahahahah (i also just wanted an excuse to write some sexy pining jicheol so sue me)

Seungcheol was born with fire in his veins. His earliest memory was setting a dead tree on fire, shrieking in happiness as flames licked the dry branches like autumn leaves. For as long as he can remember, he’s been causing trouble and setting things alight.

Seungcheol is also great at burning bridges (both figuratively and literally – but mostly figuratively). Sometimes he wishes he wasn’t so good at it.

Like now.

He’s been looking for Jeonghan and Jihoon for three months now. It might’ve been easier if he hadn’t been so fucking horrible with keeping in contact with Jihoon (he still has Jeonghan’s number, but Seungcheol isn’t going to pretend he isn’t Enemy Number Two). He’s spent three months bribing, threatening and burning anyone who could’ve had contact with the heartbreak duo – because that’s what they did to Jisoo.

Jisoo might have a reputation of being ruthless and heartless, but Seungcheol knows Jisoo feels something for Jeonghan. Sure, Seungcheol isn’t sure Jisoo is even capable of human emotion, but he imagines that it’s Jisoo’s version of being in love. Jisoo has been heartsick – he’s been mopey, easier to annoy and his kill count has gone from a mere handful a week to dozens on a bad day. As his self-appointed best friend, Seungcheol’s in charge of dealing with that. The last thing he wants is Jisoo in jail. Not in this condition.

Jeonghan is impossible to find. For someone who hates subterfuge and subtlety, he sure is a pro at finding secret hideouts that stay, well, secret. It’s hard to tail someone to their secret lair when you can’t even find the person.

Jihoon, however, couldn’t care less. He’s arrogant and brash, uncaring if he’s caught on camera because the cops will never catch him anyway. God, he’s a cocky bastard. (Maybe that’s why Seungcheol finds him so intriguing.)

However, the bastard is still too smart to lead Seungcheol right to the plant manipulator he needs to talk to. Be it loyalty or some fucked up way to torture Jisoo (and by extension, Seungcheol), but it’s aggravating. Three months is too long to find someone to un-sad Jisoo.

Seungcheol isn’t surprised when Jihoon slips into Pleiades and Andromeda – a strip club that’s frequented by some of Seoul’s most depraved criminals. After all, Seungcheol’s enjoyed his own nights there, either fucking around or fucking shit up. He’s not surprised, but he’s really fucking annoyed. That’s the only reason he stalks after Jihoon, caging him against the bar with his arms.

“Hello, fancy meeting you here while you’re stalking me,” Jihoon drawls, glancing at Seungcheol out of the corner of his eye. The cheeky bastard doesn’t even bother turning to face Seungcheol. The taller growls, pressing closer so Jihoon’s back is flush against Seungcheol’s front.

“No more games,” Seungcheol demands. His palms heat up, smoke curling along his fingers as the wooden surface of the table scorches. “Where the fuck is Jeonghan?”

“Fuck if I’ll tell you,” comes Jihoon’s snide retort. He leans forward, ass pressing against Seungcheol’s groin as he calls for a bourbon and soju mix. Seungcheol hates the fact that his cock gives an interested twitch, despite his don’t fuck the same ass twice rule.

Seungcheol exhales, smoke trailing out of his nostrils as he struggles to reign in his temper. “Jihoon,” he says in an even voice, “I’m doing this for Jisoo.”

“If Jisoo,” pure disdain drips off Jihoon’s tongue, “cares so much about Jeonghannie hyung, then why isn’t he here, threatening me?”

“Because Jisoo is an idiot and he doesn’t know he’s heart broken.” Seungcheol’s hands ball into fists as Jihoon spins in the cage Seungcheol traps him in, glaring up at him with eyes the colour of dark, bitter chocolate.

“I don’t give a shit,” Jihoon hisses, enunciating every syllable. “He left hyung for dead. As far as I’m concerned, he’s better off without The Gentleman.” Jihoon sneers, pushing Seungcheol back with a single finger. “And I sure as hell don’t want anything to do with you.”

Seungcheol bares his teeth – it’s not a grimace, but it’s awfully close. “Come on, doll – ”

“Stop right there,” Jihoon says with an imperious wave of his hand. “I’m not your doll, I’m not your babe. You don’t get to call me disgusting nicknames because you’re nothing to me.”

“You’re not still upset I left, are you?” Seungcheol asks helplessly. He’s always been the fuck ‘em and leave ‘em kind. Jihoon must’ve known that the moment he tumbled into bed with him.

Jihoon’s eyes are ablaze with rage. It’s such an attractive look on him that Seungcheol has to remind himself that Jihoon is officially off-limits.

“I’m upset that you think I owe you anything,” Jihoon spits. He’s only a hundred and sixty-four centimetres, but his anger makes him at least ten feet tall. “You think you can waltz in here, with your stupid mouth and your dumb-fuck pants and think I’ll just spill everything? Jeonghan hyung nearly died, and it was by his hand. I’m not letting him near us even if I was dying.”

Seungcheol knows he should be paying attention to the vitriol Jihoon is spitting in his direction, but all he can hear is the way Jihoon was – in a backhanded way – complimenting him. He licks his lips, smirking when he sees the way Jihoon’s eyes follow the motion.

“Come on, Jihoonie,” Seungcheol cajoles, placing a tentative hand on Jihoon’s arm. The mercenary glances at the hand sharply, missing the way Seungcheol steps in closer until they’re chest to chest. When Jihoon’s eyes meet his, Seungcheol allows a predatory grin to flit across his lips before leaning down to claim Jihoon’s hot mouth.

Maybe just this once, Seungcheol tells himself as Jihoon struggles for a brief moment, before he’s opening his mouth and licking into Seungcheol’s mouth.

Jeonghan can practically smell the sex wafting off Jihoon, even if he doesn’t see the dark hickeys peeking out over Jihoon’s collar. He tends to Baby, the venomous flytrap practically purring as Jeonghan prunes the weeds from its roots.

“Looks like someone had a good night,” Jeonghan comments with a wan smile. Jihoon’s hair is sticking up all funny, although he’s not walking funny. Must not have been that good of a fuck.

“Barely,” Jihoon grumbles, swatting away the grabby leaves of a nearby grapevine as he stumbles into the kitchen. “Fucking – asshole. He gave me second-degree burns.”

Jeonghan’s hands still. He takes a deep breathe, ignoring the way his inhale is extremely shaky. “I thought you said you’d never sleep with Seungcheol again?” He pats himself on the back for how level his voice is.

“It was the only way to shut him up,” Jihoon groans, sticking his head in the fridge. There’s a meaningful pause. “He’s looking for you, by the way.”

“Seungcheol?”

“No.” Another heavy pause. “Yes. But no. Jisoo.”

Baby rustles uncomfortably, spitting out acid at the mere mention of the name – a response that’s mostly Jeonghan’s. He takes a deep breath, steadying his heart and straightening his back. “Did you tell him where I am?”

Jihoon snorts, surfacing from the fridge with a carton of carrot juice. “Of course not. But… I figured I owed him this much, to tell you that he’s looking.”

Jeonghan frowns, squinting into the distance. “He just wants what he can’t have,” he mutters.

Jihoon leans against the door jamb, reaching up to stroke Baby’s vine that’s wriggling towards him. “You know,” he says in a gentle voice that’s completely out of character, “you say that, but you still keep all the things he left for you.”

He doesn’t ask how Jihoon knows – knowing the mercenary, he’s probably been snooping around. Jisoo likes to leave little presents from his heists, always somewhere Jeonghan can find. He still has the handful of diamonds Jisoo had left behind in a recent heist, a single Juliet rose resting over the gems. The rare rose sits by Jeonghan’s bedroom window sill, flourishing from Jeonghan’s magic and sunlight. There’s a middlemist red in the greenhouse, one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful flowers in the world – it had been pilfered from a greenhouse in England and delivered to a park Jeonghan had been looking after.

Jeonghan knows Jisoo is trying to buy back his affection. It’s the only way Jisoo knows how to apologise.

They’re all pretty things. But they feel meaningless.

“I care about the plants, not him,” Jeonghan says sharply, snipping a stray weed vehemently. “He can rot in hell for all I care.”

“You don’t mean that.”

Jihoon’s right. Even when he was dying in that desert, when he was staring at Jisoo’s tense and unforgiving back, his heart still beats for that damned criminal. When Jisoo had walked in with Seungcheol in tow, his heart still fluttered like a heroine in a goddamn romance novel. He could have crushed the light out of Jisoo so easily – an eye for an eye, broken bones for broken bones – but he hadn’t.

It hadn’t mattered that Jihoon had told him no.

It mattered that he couldn’t even if he wanted to.

Don’t get him wrong; he hates Jisoo. When he thinks of him, his blood boils. Rage beats unfettered in his chest and he prays there comes a time when Jisoo rots in jail.

But… deep down, he loves him too. He dreams of him, dreams of a life they might have had, if they were both normal. He yearns and he wants.

But he cannot forgive. He craves revenge.

That’s the only thing that’s stopping him.

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jihoon:

seungcheol looking at jihoon: *sighs* aaww, he's such an angel.

wonwoo: ..angel lucifer.

[bfseventeen]

Football player!Seungcheol and Baseball player!Jihoon

jicheol photo  © milk boy

passion, dedication, teamwork

words that could describe choi seungcheol pretty well

as a team player he was ought to be a social butterfly

he was making friends from left to right, wherever he went

he was easy going and chill no wonder why everyone wanted to get to know him

well that was up until the point he met jihoon

the same words could have been used to describe him but unlike seungcheol he was more of a man to himself

he didn’t bother to make many friends

he was alright in his little team, he was comfortable in the well known enviroment

there he didn’t feel like he needed to act like someone, he wasn’t

he was shy and reserved not a big fan of physical contact 

everyone thought of him as someone cold and distant however he just had a different way to show affection

seungcheol was pretty clingy on the other hand

always hanging onto his teammates, hugging them close, letting them know how much they mean to him

he came off as the kindest, warmest person on earth

he and jihoon were like sun and ice

there was one more thing about seungcheol that could be used descirbing him 

gay

utterly, completely, undoubtfully gay

and he owned up to his title pretty well being confident wherever he went

flirting here and there but nothing serious

up until he finally met lee jihoon

who did not even want to look at him

this made seungcheol overly confused

everyone and i mean every. one. wanted to get close to him and now you are telling him that there is this dude who is super cute and tiny that he doesn’t care?

not under his watch no way

so he tries restlessly to make jihoon just simply to look into his direction

he is more outgoing if it’s even possible

he is loud, trying to joke all the time but jihoon seems to be indifferent about it 

so he does what everyone would do

he spies on him

seungcheol attends his matches

his practice matches

and his practices

always keeping a few feet distance because jihoon gives him The Death Stare and it scares him yet tempts him as well

and jihoon cannot deny the sense of comfort it gives him to see seungcheol on the bleachers rooting for him, despite acting annoyed about the amount of attention

like it feels just right to have another stable point in his hectic life

and he can’t help but feel happy when he catches seungcheol looking at him from the other table at the cafe where they hang out

not together though, they are always at different tables

until one day, when seungcheol walks in jihoon is already sitting, with two cups of iced americano and he kicks the chair next to him into seungcheol’s direction, signaling him to sit down

and he does

first its a bit awkward as they don’t say anything but then

seungcheol speaks up and he never stops talking

and jihoon finds him funny and he smiles involuntarily

before he starts talking as well and it shocks seungcheol but it also fills his chest with pride

from time to time seungcheol notices jihoon attending his own matches

he is trying his best to be subtle though

his baseball cap pulled right in front of his eyes, wearing simple clothes and trying to hide in the corner of the bleachers

what seungcheol does not notice is that how jihoon starts to notice small details about him

like how seungcheol bites down on his lips when he is really focusing on what jihoon has to say

or how he always looks in the up right corner while making a penalty kick only to decieve the goalie

or how proud he is of his team when he looks at all of them one by one after winning the games

they support each other in getting bigger and better roles at their own teams never missing each other’s matches

and soon they are inseperable

meeting each other in their little cafe at the same time

one another arriving sooner so that they can order for each other

its a constant thing they do without agreement

and soon seungcheol is catching feelings

he knows he shouldn’t though if he doesn’t want to ruin their freshly bloomed friendship

so he lets it slide because he thinks jihoon doesn’t share the same feelings

but he cannot be more wrong and it actually annoys to jihoon to no end

all his friends keep telling him how seungcheol is in love with him yet it feels like he is nothing more than just a friend

and one day jihoon cannot keep it in any longer

“so... you are gay.”

“yes, i am”

“and i am gay”

“are you... asking me out on a date?”

“no... but say yes.”

and so they go on an official date

they go to an amusement park

it takes so long for jihoon to get used to the affection he gets from seungcheol

however he cant deny the fact that he likes the attention he is getting

when seungcheol first kissed his cheek he was so taken aback he didnt know what to say other than

“what was this”

“affection”

“gross...”

“...”

“do it again.”

and they became the cutest couple ever