#seventeen shitpost

[eoieopda]

svt x "make up a guy" insp. by the illustrious @hopeinthebox

[autixel]

Made this venn diagram of the ships I think about most often and realized some trends. Spoilers for tged and orv. Yes one of these ships is not like the others I'm well aware

[heavenlyraindrops]

♱Father Forgive Me (For I have Sinned) ~Chapter Seventeen♱

Lucifer Morningstar x Angel!Reader Fandom: Hazbin Hotel Chapter Seventeen Warnings: profanity, kind of sexual harassment but not really Visit the first tag on this post to see all other chapters.

♱ In which the purest soul in Heaven falls from grace… for the Devil. ♱

[Chapter Seventeen]

At first all you could see was darkness, coating your vision and sending you into pits of despair. 

It took much of your quickly draining energy to blearily unglue your eyelids open. Your wrists burned with the scathing roughness of the rope that bound them together, and a sickeningly sweet scent burned in the back of your nostrils, spices and something malevolent you couldn’t place. A haze of pink smoke curled around you like snakes waiting to strike. The red city glowed from the huge windows, stretching from floor to ceiling on the left wall. 

“Well, what are we supposed to do with it?” The man’s voice sounded strained, crackling with electricity. Through your hazy vision you could see legs, moving across the cold floor. 

“I know just what to do with her, cariño, don’t worry,” came the reply, the curl of the owner’s lip laced through his voice. Red cloth trailed the floor. You shuddered and both feet turned to face you. 

“It’s awake,” the staticky voice said quickly, tensed up. You sluggishly tipped your head up. It was the TV and the creature, which towered over you as you shrunk back.

“Hello?” You rasped. It grinned again, showing all its- no, his teeth. 

“Hello there, sweetheart,” he said, crouching low to meet your eyes evenly. He held a cigar in his hand, the sweet pink smoke curling from it dangerously as his eyes brightened. “Do you know where you are?”

“Val,” said the TV.

“Hell,” you said, voice shaking as it stroked your cheek with a single finger.

“Val!” The TV snapped. The moth man looked up. The TV inhaled sharply, smoothing down his clothes as he yanked the moth man upright. Then cracked a smile. “Vox.” He pointed to himself. “Valentino.” He gestured to the moth man. “Pleasure to be meeting you, despite the…” he stared at the ropes binding you and his eyes narrowed. “Circumstances.”

“Pleasure.” You forced a smile, but it came out as a grimace.

The door burst open, and a shorter female demon tottered in, sharp eyes taking in the situation in one scathing swoop of a glance. 

“I came as soon as I could,” she said, immediately snapping out her phone. You grimaced again as her piercing eyes landed on you. “So. We’ve got the angel.”

“And my newest actor,” Valentino announced with a flourish. You stared at him, unaware of what he meant, yet catching onto the fact that it was most likely The doll’s eyebrows knitted together.

Vox cleared his throat. “Velvet.” He jerked his head subtly at Valentino. Velvet stared at him blankly, as if to say, ‘not my problem.’ 

“We haven’t decided what to do with her yet, Val. Especially whether or not she’s another one of your porn actors,” Vox said. His words sent you into a state of panic, going unnoticed as he forced another grin at Valentino, who rolled his eyes, opening his mouth with another retort which ended up descending into an argument. 

Velvet stepped over to you, crossing her arms as she looked down. “Hey,” she said. You didn’t reply, body frozen up.

What the fuck are they going to do to me?

Velvette nudged you with her shoe. “Hey.”

You looked up, heart in your throat. “H-hello.” Velvette bent down to your level, eyes tracing your face. Her phone reappeared in her hands, and she flashed the screen at you, a news channel. You saw a picture of you surrounded by the crowd, Valentino clutching a gun in his hands. The headline read: FALLEN ANGEL LANDS OUTSIDE VEES TOWER. The screen morphed as the topic changed. You couldn’t catch the headline but Lucifer’s face appeared, making your breath catch, before Velvet pulled the phone away. 

“You’re all over the news,” she grinned. “Not often we get such a dramatic entrance from a fallen angel. Definitely not in broad daylight.” 

“What about… the other thing?” You glanced at the phone in her hand. She looked at it.

“Oh, this. This is from weeks ago. I guess I’m not surprised they’re still talking about it.” She waved her hand. “But not the point.”

You nodded nervously.

“Look. Sign a contract with me, and I can keep you away from those two idiots.” She jerked her head at the sinners fighting behind her. “You don’t want Val to own you. Believe me.” A chuckle escaped her lips.

Your chest constricted. “What do you mean sign a contract?”

“I mean sell me your soul.” She grinned sharply, extending a hand. The air buzzed with energy. You stared at her hand in horror. 

“I- no.” You scrambled away from her, movements restricted by the rope around your wrists. “No. No.”

She scowled, snatching her hand away. “Jeez, bitch. Calm down.” She sighed, then straightened up. “Guess you asked for this.”

“What do you mean,” you forced out. She giggled and stepped to the side, beckoning at Valentino and Vox after turning to them. 

“I don’t want her. Do what you want.” And walked away to the corner of the room, watching the three of your with a glint in her eye.

You opened your mouth to talk but Valentino grabbed your arm, wrenching you up. His hands fell onto your shoulders, nails digging through your clothes and into your skin.

“Don’t touch me,” you hissed as his hand went to your waist, then hips, holding you in place even as you jerked away, bile rising in your throat. 

“You’re perfect.” He looked at Vox, licking his lips. “She’s perfect.”

“Don’t touch me,” you repeated, feeling your eyes burn with tears.

“You don’t need her,” Valentino scoffed, his second hand tracing a path down your collarbone. Vox watched, eyes crazed as Valentino’s hands slipped beneath your shirt. “What would you use her for?”

Your eyes burned even harder, painful even. You realized it wasn’t from tears as your palms simmered. 

“I SAID DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!”

Valentino crashed to the floor, letting out a warbled scream as his chest sizzled where your power had hit him. The ropes tore away as your palms burned. 

“Get her!” Velvette growled.

Vox lunged for you, but you charged across the room, stepping purposefully on Valentino’s head and cracking it back against the floor before throwing yourself at the giant windows. 

Your shoulder slammed against the window, pain streaking through your arm, cracks searing through the glass and making the window crumble in a shower of twinkling shards. You fell through the crystalline rain, air tumbling through your hair as you fell into the red evening. Your wings burst from your back. You were free. 

You were in hell, and you were free. 

-

A/N: [name] really seems to have a knack for crashing through windows

[sr-stories]

Man, I love Wattpad.

[yotsubaclover]

gay awakening

[15-lizards]

True wisdom is knowing that Arya is someone who should not be pushed into a romantic relationship with her good friend because that will seemingly make her happy. True peace is coming to terms with the fact that Gendarya is unfortunately going to be canon

[nebulaofbangtan]

been scrolling through wayyy to many photos of Woozi, and let me just say that man is sO FINE MY HEART'S GONNA EXPLODE didn't need to see his bare pectorals but at least he has all 650 muscles in the muscular system

[neoneun-au]

random chats with bf!seventeen

well like 6 of them before i got tired of making them lol

[goldzip]

angry birds gameplay but every bird noise is a sound that came out of jun’s mouth in gose TRAP #1

[woppsvt]

Hi!! I have a request for svt? I was wondering if u could do a ot13 reaction where the reader came home one day from work, and something traumatic happened? Maybe a car crash or whatever u come up with? If not ignore this please!🙌🏼

Thank u bby🩷🩷 (can I also be 🌷 anon??)

Hiii 🌷anon ! thank you so much for your request i love it !! thank you for supporting my work 💋 don’t worry, i got you ! (even almost a month later lmfaoooo)

Context : You come home later than usual and burst into tears right after you step through the door. You just witnessed the explosion of a building, but thankfully nobody was hurt.

tw : mention of sorrow, fire, mention of worry

Seungcheol : notices right when you step in that you aren’t feeling well. he runs to you, hugging you and patting your head without asking any questions.

Jeonghan : at first, he wouldn’t notice, focusing on the fact that you were late but after looking closer he would apologize and hug you like there’s no tomorrow.

Joshua : immediately jumps on you, checking if you’re not hurt. he won’t say a word about you being late, just focusing on your well being.

Jun : won’t notice your tears at first, not even the fact you’re shaking but at the moment you say "babe i’m not feeling well" he apologizes and hugs you.

Soonyoung : this… man… would at first rumble at you because you didn’t warn him about being late, but he’d catch on when you lock your bedroom door to cry, knocking fiercely and apologizing.

Wonwoo : no words, just a huge hug. he lets you speak freely or not talk at all, whatever you want. in the days after, he begs to drive you to work even if it makes him late himself.

Jihoon : same as wonwoo but he’ll try to make you laugh very hard or if you’re really not in the mood he’ll just play music and lie on the couch next to you.

Seokmin : watches the news on X and worried until you come home because he knows that’s the path you take to come home. waits for you in front of the door and just asks you if you’re okay before leading you to the living room.

Mingyu : tons of calls, really close to call the cops because he’s worried about the schedule. the minute you step in, he starts speaking nonsense. you stop him to explain what happened and at that moment he hugs you and kisses your forehead.

Minghao : he had a bad feeling, nervously playing with his fingers until you stepped in. he jumped on you, carrying you on his back to seat you in a chair. he gives you water, waiting for the moment you’ll talk.

Seungkwan : yells at you before noticing your sorrow. he apologizes and cries with you, even more than you (well of course he’s also here for you and covers you with millions kisses)

Vernon : he hadn’t noticed the time but after the hello kiss he notices your tears and asks why you’re sad, cupping your face between his hands. without hearing your answer, he kiss you again on the wrists to stop your shaking and hugs you, stroking your head.

Dino : he comes home and sees you blankly staring at the floor because he was looking for you, taking the same route as you in the opposite road. he is very worried because he knows what you saw so he just talk again and again, sitting on the floor beside you.

N/A : my break is officially over, i missed you baddies !💋

[mezzyb0nb0n]

Is it just me or is Simon and Stella so “Seventeen” coded?

(With the narrative of them being lovers who were torn apart by chaos and misery)

[whatvilecreature]

My favourite hobby recently has been finding the best placed to take horrible, mostly flash photographs of my Tsukiyama figure

[six-eyed-samurai]

anyone else never got a confession before

[heavensickness]

[tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire]

This is a very niche observation, but Seungcheol kind of laughs like the father from the Willoughbys.

[nebulaofbangtan]

VERNON BLINK IF YOU NEED HELP BRO