#furina: YOURE CHEATING ON ME!!!!

[sea-lanterns]

Thy ask and thou shall receive ✨️

Genshin girlies being 💖😈MEAN🤭💖

Chiori "accidentally" ripping the seams of your clothes so she has an excuse for you to come into her shop and repair them. (She WILL NOT let you leave without compensating her- either with money or other ways *wink* *wink*)

Yelan challenging you to strip poker but making sure to cheat the game just for the pleasure of seeing you strip down in front of her

Arlecchino thinks it's cute when you jump in suprise after she suddenly appears behind you. So she makes a small habit of sneaking up on you while you aren't paying attention. She likes giving you a small fright.

Similiar to Arlecchino, Yae miko LOVES hearing you squeal when she pounces on you in her kitsune form. Especially if you're all alone at night. She'll laugh and tease you for how easily scared you are

(Bonus: Furina would TRY to tease you and act all haughty around you. But she'd instantly start groveling and begging for forgiveness if she even has the SLIGHTEST notion she hurt your feelings)

- 💖

AHHHH MY MEAN GENSHIN GIRLIES ARE SO PERFECT 🥹

Ohh Reader would absolutely hate them whenever they do these kinds of things, but it’s all part of the relationship dynamic… They just love seeing you get all riled up and annoyed, your face just gets so cute and pouty whenever you’re scared or irritated, it makes them want to do more mean things to you…

Something about Chiori “accidentally” ripping your clothes is so her-coded. Mostly because she 1. Wants to see parts of your skin a little more, or 2. She wants you to stop by her shop for some more fixings. What’s that? The lace of your blouse keeps coming undone? Tsk tsk…better schedule an appointment with Chiori. Better yet, schedule two so she could redo the blouse a little more…

Also Furina trying to act like a mean girl is so funny. She’d try to appear all cocky and arrogant, yet the moment she catches the small sniffle leaving your nose, it’s over. Furina is begging for forgiveness and on her knees, sobbing as she’s so sorry for making you upset :(

HHHHH I LOVE MY MEAN GIRLS. I KNOW THEY DONT MEAN TO BE MEAN, THEY LOVE ME (delusional)

[yanderehsr]

Reader: let me go

Yandere:no

Reader: please?

Yandere:no

Reader:pretty please?

Yandere: no

Reader: pretty please with cherry on top?

Yandere: not a chance

Reade:How about a game, if I win, you let me go, If I lose, I will stay willingly

Yandere:*sigh* fine, what are the rules?

Reader: pick a number, any number

Yandere:72

Reader:73, I won, now you have to let me go

Okay, that got me to chuckle😂

This post contains both Platonic and Romantic. I hope you can know which ones are platonic😅

Hope you'll enjoy😄

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapped reader

Those who don't accept: Did you really think they would let you go, they are your captor, your lover, of course they can't do that and you are a fool who thinks they would even let you take a step outside, they don't care if you call them a liar because of this little game, what's important is that you will stay with them.

Blade, Topaz, Bronya, Imbibitor Lunae, Jing Yuan, Jingliu, Kafka, Luocha, Seele, Natasha, Yukong, Ayaka, Ayato, Baizhu, Cyno, Dehya, Diluc, Keqing, Raiden Ei, Shenhe, Wanderer, Xiao, Beidou, Candace, Fischl, Kuki Shinobu, Lynette, Razor, Rosaria, Sara, Wriothesley, Clorinde, Furina

Those who says you're cheating: They call you out on this game, first of all they didn't accept THIS game, they only wanted to hear the rules, second of all this isn't a fair game that both side has an equal chance at, they will choose a different game, a game were they probably will win, did you really think you could get away so easy.

Bailu, Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, Dan Heng, Silver Wolf, Yanqing, Lynx, Qingque, Sampo, Serval, Tingyun, Guinaifen, Herta, Albedo, Alhaitham, Childe, Eula, Hu Tao, Kazuha, Kokomi, Lyney, Neuvillette, Tighnari, Lumine, Venti, Yae Miko, Yelan, Amber, Diona, Dori, Faruzan, Heizhou, Kaeya, Kirara, Layla, Lisa, Ningguang, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Charlotte

Those who accept: Well they did promise, they will let you go, they will cry, maybe even beg for you to reconcider but you of course chooses to leave. They don't last more than a week before they kidnap you again, after all there were no rules stating they couldn't recapture you.

Arlan, Asta, Clara, Gepard, Luka, Pela, Sushang, Ganyu, Itto, Jean, Nilou, Qiqi, Aether, Yoimiya, Zhongli, Barbara, Bennett, Chungyun, Collei, Freminet, Gorou, Kaveh, Mika, Noelle, Sucrose, Thoma, Xiangling, Xinyan, Yun Jin, Navia

Guesses right: Whether through luck or some kind of power they have, they guess right. You have lost the game you yourself made, it's embarrassing really. Now honor your word and stay with them, after all, you promised didn't you.

Fu Xuan, Mona, Nahida

[sl-vega]

✧Sticking to the Script✧-01

⋆｡°✩01-no chance for a showmance

additional notes:

-DOUBLE UPDATE LET'S GOOO

-venti and fischl's friendship gives me life

-dvalin is venti's pet lizard in this au

-furina is the president of the drama club and director of all the school productions

-for some reason, the gc name changed to "6 people" srry if that ruins the immersion y'all

-either way, i'm proud of this

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Pairing: Xingqiu x FEM! Reader

Genre: fake dating, strangers to lovers, slow burn, fluff, angst (?), high school smau, modern smau

⋆｡°✩-Synopsis: Xingqiu just got entered into a special writing contest, the type that's invite only, the theme this year is love, the only problem is that he has zero romantic experience. but he really wants to prove himself as a writer. meanwhile, you just found out that your boyfriend cheated on you, and you need to show him that you're 100% over him, the only problem is that there's no way you can get an actual boyfriend that quickly. clearly, the solution to both of your issues is to fake date each other. it shouldn't be hard for an actor such as yourself, all you need to do is stick to the script.

(OPEN) Taglist: @freyao7, @thatoneswordgirl, @sn1perz, @latay7, @esmetrees, @nmriki0, @help-whatdoimakemyusername, @httpsrenren, @cupid-spams, @aixaingela, @kaitfae, @luvkvni, @danhenglovebot

[m1d-45]

SPOILERS AHEAD

okokok cool bc we know now that the gnoses are essentially the stolen power from the dragon sovereigns right

imo in the context of sagau, this further validates the concept of celestia booting the creator when they initially invaded/being able to convincingly place an imposter in teyvat and then something something most people don't recognize the true creator

and also neuvi is confirmed the incarnation of the hydro dragon so i imagine bc he doesn't have the full dragon powers that's the reason he'd be unable to recognize the creator

AND THEN ALSO furina is now confirmed to not have the hydro gnosis so even more running theory is that we may be having another akasha situation here where the oratrice is powered by the gnosis so what if because of that...reader is put on trial and the final verdict is instead guilty because of the gnosis and its connection to celestia?

ooh the imposter!au crumbs are delicious

i'll think of something for the fortress of meropide later

someone help me orz

- death loop anon

alright so admittedly my opinion about the sagau version of genshin lore has changed pretty dramatically, and it all centers around celestia. speculations below the cut. be warned this is mostly stream of consciousness.

oh, and here’s my previous post for some ground knowledge.

alright so it’s like… literally all but spelled out that the “primordial one” is celestia. they came, took over the world from the dragon sovereigns, and… the ‘second who came,’…. my mind says it could be intended to be the abyssal twin and or the travellers together, but that’s a problem for later when it’s actually confirmed. for now, the second is us, the creator.

this changes the timeline quite significantly, so here’s a new one. you create teyvat and it’s realms, as well as the seven sovereigns. you’re satisfied with your world. you move on to somewhere else, promising to visit as you do with all your worlds, or at least the ones with sentient life.

for the sake of everything, we’ll assume “the primordial one” (because it’s unclear if it’s the Sustainer (it probably is) or the body of celestia as a whole (unlikely)) was one of your prior creations. how they got to teyvat is unclear, but the point is that they Did, and overruled the sovereigns. whether or not this is when gnoses are created is blurry in canon, but for our purposes we’ll say it is.

(note, minor: celestia taking the authority of the dragons likely weakened them, making them more susceptible to things like forbidden knowledge or Dying. i say this because there’s no way one (?) guy could just topple 7 elite gods with the power of the world at their claws.)

blah blah lore. why celestia did this we don’t know. call it greed. istaroth happens and i still don’t know why. when you come back, horrified by what teyvat has become, you try to fight back. whether weakened from exhaustion caused elsewhere or overwhelmed by grief, you lose, and celestia solidifies their place as the head of teyvat. off you go to your ‘earth’ to rest.

from now on, everything that goes wrong is celestia’s fault. the forbidden knowledge, the abyss, the archon war and the fatui—all of it stems from their lack of understanding as to how to rule a world. they tried to cheat by handing out the gnoses, but they were poorly made, eroding the archons they gift them to. the greater lord’s death, the cursing of dvalin, the entirety of khaenri’ah, all of that can be blamed on celestia.

in canon, characters—even and especially archons—express negative emotions toward celestia. zhongli said that his gnosis was a fair trade for the tsaritsa, who is now vindicated. she leads the nation of love, and out of love for her god, she will not allow celestia to rule any longer.

this swings quite nicely into an imposter au as well. people can Tell celestia is incapable, so they make their own god, one to rule the people while celestia rules the world.

lore over, addressing your ask now.

re: your point about neuvi not recognizing the creator: i see that as very unlikely. though he doesn’t have his full authority, he still can sense the waves in the water, and was able to tell when the primordial sea sluice was about to break.

(the primordial sea itself is a talk for another time. maybe when fontaine is finished i’ll address it again?)

re: your point about the oratrice: this one could go either way. on one hand, in my version as i’ve written it here (which is always open for changes or other opinions) gnoses are essentially bottles. the power inside is the sovereigns, and hence loyal, while the bottle itself is made by celestia, and is hence disloyal. depends on your variety of sagau, i suppose.

finally, none of this is set in stone. i’m partial to the archons having memories of the creator—arguably could be from their gnoses, but that’s an angst for another time—as well as a few other tropes that don’t entirely align with this version of lore. this is… say, the “official” version i have in my head, and my fics are small alterations to this “official” version. additionally, just because its my “official” doesn’t mean it has to be yours, and i’m open to any suggestions or feedback.

[stellar-skyy]

INFO & RULES - ♡

i. asks/interactions are always welcome! i love talking to people, so don't be afraid to send a message :D that being said, do not send nsfw asks (i am still a minor), and please be polite. ii. please be patient! i have adhd and get burnt out easily, meaning requests can take me anywhere between hours and months. i will do my best to get it done in a timely manner, but i cannot guarantee anything. iii. don't offer unasked-for criticism, constructive or otherwise. i write for fun, and i don't care if you think it's helpful. unless i am explicitly asking for it, just don't. on that note, if you think my writing is terrible or ooc either scroll past or block me. any hateful messages or asks will be deleted. iv. please don't ask to be mutuals! i follow selectively, so it makes me feel kinda awkward. v. do not interact if you are: a minor who creates/interacts with NSFW content. under 13 or over 35. basic dni criteria. a mdni/fully nsfw blog. someone who does not respect boundaries. (this post may be updated in the future!)

REGARDING REQUESTS...

i. topics that i won't do are: smut/nsfw/anything suggestive. dark content, including yandere. pregnancy. cheating. ii. at this point in time, i write for gn!reader only. do not request fem/masc reader. iii. all requests with child/child-like characters (or any characters i see as younger than 18) are platonic only. iv. please specify if you want your request to be platonic or romantic! i am more comfortable writing platonic x readers, but i'm alright with either. v. i have the right to reject or delete any request that makes me uncomfortable or i am uninterested in.

CHARACTERS I WILL WRITE FOR:

(italicized and bolded characters are platonic only!) GENSHIN: Alhaitham, Arataki Itto, Arlecchino, Bennett, Chiori, Collei, Columbina, Cyno, Faruzan, Fischl, Freminet, Furina, Gorou, Hu Tao, Kaveh, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kujou Sara, Layla, Lynette, Lyney, Neuvillette, Nilou, Qiqi, Sangonomiya Kokomi, Shikanoin Heizou, Tartaglia, Tighnari, Venti, Wanderer/Scaramouche, Xingqiu, Yoimiya, Zhongli HONKAI STAR RAIL: Arlan, Asta, Aventurine, Blade, Clara, Dan Heng (including Imbibitor Lunae), Herta, Himeko, Kafka, March 7th, Natasha, Sampo, Silver Wolf, Tingyun, Welt, Yanqing.

[joshy-tomato]

Furina managing to sus out that the her newest coworker has intentions for her, hahahaha. Makes sense if she was a child actor and has been in the business for a while now. She has yet to realize how far the rabbit hole goes with this 'Arlecchino', however. Love how the Knave has to change gears and be more genuine to actually get closer to her. She really is desperate.

Perhaps, Furina's instincts are just that good. Or its karma for attacking her in their past life. Arle probably plays up being Furina's fan and someone she admires hard. Very intense, but oddly fitting in Furina's eyes. Almost endearing, really.

And ohhhhhh. That sounds so cool! Furina taking action in her majority, when she's just 18 or in her early 20s. Not willing to let them use and verbally abuse her half-brother like that. Could imagine her parents' marriage barely functioning, both sides cheating and one of them managed to get little Freminet out of the infidelity. Such a twisted perspective of love and marriage, here's to hoping Arlecchino can correct that. Otherwise, romancing her will not be a smooth ride. Given how screwed up her upbringing as a 'successful' child star, Furina just latches onto her little half-brother when she's able to spare the time.

Furina encourages his interest in the ocean and engineering, whispering how she likes to take things apart too; hopeful that Freminet can achieve what he truly wants to do.

The court case spirals into something massive and it's a very good thing that Neuvillette is leading things. (Dragon) Man be dedicated to ensure Furina gets what she's suing for and more. Arlecchino using what influence she has at the time so the trial goes well.

Not sure if this is the OG Neuvillette, a reborn and remembers Neuvillette, or just a Neuvi who wants to give his client her dues.

Is karma and karma is me. I will gently bully Arle every oportunity I get because of the assassination attempt, your welcome. In universe is because Furina is really sharp.

This would make their parents the source of Furina's loneliness in this life. They probably burned bridges with their immediate family because they didn't approve of Furina and Freminet's treatment, they didn't allow Furina to be a normal child and because of that she didn't had many friends growing up and even now, and once Furina reached adulthood and became more of her own person they kept her beloved little bother away from her. Im thinking they force her to pay to see him, to only way they found to make easy money out of him and continue draining Furina's wealth. Say that Arlecchino was livid once she found out would be an understatement. Like, Arle was far from being a good person and a perfect parent on her past life, but at least she treated her kids like people and not like cash cows.

I like to think of Neuvillette as the og one, having a really long life span and taking a page Zhongli's book and pretending to be a normal lawyer to continue watch over Fontaine citizens. He still has a soft spot for Furina and will make sure that she gets her brother and her money back. Him and Arle working together there will be a pair made in hell.

[whiskersz]

Hi! It's me for the matchups exchange hehe

She/her

Gemini

Intp

5w4

Asexual/heteromantic

Chaotic Good

Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails.

I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not break hearts too much. I act flirty around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are.

I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention spawn.

Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not whiny or a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even thought they share theirs and I help them out. My trust issues and daddy issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naive. Even thought I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....morals ain't my Forte. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.

Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people (I beat them later sooo). I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off.

Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. i don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol. Oh and I love money.

I mostly kin Malleus, Floyd, Furina, Diavolo from OM, Douma and perhaps some ratio or dottore.

Hobbies: Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, manga, drawing, baking, fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.

I'm insecure about my weight despite not being overweight.

In a relationship, I'm the most chill person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (which I did. I warned him that I accepted out of boredroom and didn't love him but he still went ahead. Then he emotionally cheated on my bd and everyone noticed but me lol. I separated from those friends cuz none told me and I value honesty a lot). I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty. I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate whiny and cowardly people.

I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child.

I hope it is not too long. Have a great journey!

Hello there! Super excited for this matchup exchange as it’s my first one! I’m not going to lie, it took me a while to get you figured out, but I think that ultimately I managed to pick the perfect match.

What’s your favorite cocktail? Cause this guy’s gonna mix it for you, as I match you with...

Husk!

I think Husk is a good match for you for a number of reasons. First of all, even though he might not look like it, he’s very patient and observant, as shown in one of the episodes of the series too. He easily reads people’s emotions, so he doesn’t need you to be open about them to understand if you’re going through something. If bottling up your emotions is your go-to coping mechanism, he’s not going to think twice about calling you out on it and on whatever you’re actually going through. He might do it a bit harshly at first, but his tone is quick to change into a gentler one as he doesn’t want you to get defensive and build up more unnecessary walls between you two.

Husk is not really afraid of getting called out by you; he’s got nothing to hide, so while this aspect of you calling people out on their bullshit might intimidate somebody, he’s not included in that group of people. If anything he’s going to call you out first as I mentioned earlier, and he’s going to make sure that you’re always sincere with him from that moment on.

He’s also not really bothered by your habit of cursing a lot, as he does so himself. He thinks some curse words are pretty hilarious if used at the right moment, and he won’t hide the occasional chuckle when you curse over something that he finds particularly funny.

With the flirting however, he’s going to act annoyed over it at first...because he is. A little bit. He actually genuinely likes you as a person and ends up catching feelings for you in the long run, but by God, why do you have to be such a tease? It’s not really typical to see him blushing, but he’ll end up having to turn around or hide his face a lot around you because he just can’t help but get embarrassed by some of your teasing. He’s glad his fur kind of conceals some of it, at least. He’s eventually going to start teasing you back, mainly by calling you pet names seemingly out of nowhere. What comes out of it is a very fun friendly and perhaps romantic banter.

What really did it for me was when you said that you need a partner who can both keep up with you and be patient and honest; Husk can very well be this kind of partner, even though he leans more towards having a pretty low energy but I don’t think it’s an issue as you don’t seem to have the highest energy yourself. Though he loves when you bring out your charisma, he thinks it’s very attractive.

Speaking of attractive, he absolutely loves your beauty marks, he reminds you this almost every day along with reminding you that you’re beautiful in general. Husk is a gentleman at heart with his partner, so he’ll do it in a very sweet and genuine way, and he will never be vulgar with his compliments. If you like pet names, he will use those for you, especially things like ‘doll’ and ‘bella’, which means beautiful in Italian.

Husk admires the fact that you can defend yourself, both verbally and I’m guessing physically, since your hobbies include fighting sports. It’s another thing about you that he finds infinitely attractive. Still, in moments of danger, he will never let you defend him and do nothing for you, if anything you’ll either be asked to stand back so he can do all the work or you’ll be fighting back to back and looking out for each other.

He really appreciates you not being clingy in your relationship, as he sometimes needs his space, but he’s a cuddler at heart so once you get comfortable with physical contact he’ll be all over you as long as he has your permission. During cuddles, his cat instincts slightly take over, especially when he’s sleepy...so you might get asked to scratch him under his chin or behind the ears, don’t fret though as you’ll be rewarded with a good amount of purrs.

I honestly do not think that Husk is a morning person either; if he’s grumpy during the day, imagine when he’s just woken up. When you two wake your bed is a mess of intertwined limbs and feathers he’s lost during the night while moving around, and none of you has any intention of getting up and making the situation better. Instead you opt for taking those sweet five more minutes under the covers, his tail wrapped around your waist protectively.

He also takes an interest in listening to you talk about your hobbies. I have a feeling that he’s not a fan of many hobbies honestly, but you could get him into something, such as reading. Spending hours together in silence as you read your favorite genre of books or stories and he picks up some Action novels sounds like a good time, no? Especially when it’s a bit cold outside, and he has you curled up against one of his warm wings.

Hi hi ^_^ it’s me again! I wanted to say that this was very fun to write and to inform you that I was really about to match you with Adam, because you really sound like a person who could keep up with him; I ultimately decided not to do that because you mentioned that you’d rather be in a relationship with a patient person, and that you don’t like whiny people – which he kind of is, let’s be real with each other. Anyways! I hope you enjoyed, and that my choice wasn’t a flop :D Here is an Husk ^^

[misssakuramochi]

Hello! I'm here for the trade ^^

She/her

Gemini

Intp

5w4

Asexual/heteromantic

Chaotic Good

Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails.

I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not break hearts too much. I act flirty around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are.

I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention spawn.

Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not whiny or a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even thought they share theirs and I help them out. My trust issues and daddy issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naive. Even thought I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....morals ain't my Forte. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.

Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people (I beat them later sooo). I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off.

Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. i don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol.

I mostly kin Malleus, Floyd, Furina, Diavolo from OM, Douma and perhaps some ratio or dottore.

Hobbies: Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, manga, drawing, baking, fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.

I'm insecure about my weight despite not being overweight.

In a relationship, I'm the most chill person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (which I did. I warned him that I accepted out of boredroom and didn't love him but he still went ahead. Then he emotionally cheated on my bd and everyone noticed but me lol. I separated from those friends cuz none told me and I value honesty a lot). I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty. I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate whiny and cowardly people.

I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child. I study electronics and want to work in space related studies.

Thank you!

I match you with...

ASTARION

○ You're a good moral match. You aren't strictly morally upright and you don't see things in black and white- which allows you understand and respect Astarions sometimes twisted perspectives. However, gray or not, you do have morals - you won't wrong the innocent. Astarion at first finds this naive, and then charming - you keep him on track and upright and honestly you give him a direction that makes him a better person

○ Charasmatic and flirty, but guarded, you get along well. You both understand how hard it is to open up after burying your secrets so deep you hope to lose them - neither of you are pushy with one another, as too much shove and you'll force the other away. You dance around flirty questions about one another until you're comfortable enough to be more genuine. Traveling in a party as you do reveals secrets whether you want it to or not though, and sooner or later you end up confiding in one another because you know the other will get it more than anyone else.

○ Astarion doesn't mind your more aloof and independent nature. He needs space to think, work things out, and relax as well. He also lived under someone's thumb too long to be ok feeling restricted - your lack of jealousy is very important as he's a flirty guy. He'd never overstep your boundaries, but he needs room to be himself and you provide that. Of course, if he's ever feeling lonely he won't hesitate to just.... get your attention.

○ Absolute power couple. You guys are actually quite intimidating. You're both ambitious in your own ways, and once Astarion falls for you hes hell bent on making sure you succeed, by any means you'll allow. You're both confident, strong willed, and you go for the things you want.

HEADCANONS:

○ It's actually amazing to Astarion how oblivious you are when he first shows genuine interest in you. Being charismatic and flirtatious, he assumed you'd be... seasoned, and perceptive to his romantic hinting. He was wrong. He finds it incredibly charming, in a way, when he has to spell out the fact that he wants to spend the night with you.

○ Gift giving is big for you guys. Astarion loves to be spoiled and having possessions he can truly call his own is a big thing for him. Once Astarion realizes how affirming gifts are, especially to you, he makes a point to find something for you in every town you go to. Usually it's stolen but it's the thought that counts.

○ Astarion is your personal hype man. Delicate matters like insecurity aren't foreign to him, but after years without it comfort has become foreign. Still, you don't really need him to dote and fawn over you -- you're confident and even in your moments or areas of insecurity you know you're a bad bitch deep down. Reminding you of that is, at least, something Astarion knows how to do. You're tough enough to handle his own somewhat brutal honesty when he gives imput, and it reassures you that he means every word.

○ Physical touch develops slowly. You need time to feel comfortable, Astarion needs time to feel safe. However, once he gets used to a kind touch with good intentions behind it, he's a kitten in your lap. Once you both become comfortable he's quite physical, often holding your hand, teasing you by using you as an armrest, or cuddling up to you in your bunk.

[br4inr0tx]

Howfy! I'm here for the exchange hehe

She/her

Gemini

Intp

5w4

Asexual/heteromantic

Chaotic Good

Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails.

I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not break hearts too much. I act flirty around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are.

I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention spawn.

Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not whiny or a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even thought they share theirs and I help them out. My trust issues and daddy issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naive. Even thought I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....morals ain't my Forte. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.

Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people (I beat them later sooo). I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off.

Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. i don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol. Oh and I love money.

I mostly kin Malleus, Floyd, Furina, Diavolo from OM, Douma and perhaps some ratio or dottore.

Hobbies: Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, manga, drawing, baking, fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.

I'm insecure about my weight despite not being overweight.

In a relationship, I'm the most chill person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (which I did. I warned him that I accepted out of boredroom and didn't love him but he still went ahead. Then he emotionally cheated on my bd and everyone noticed but me lol. I separated from those friends cuz none told me and I value honesty a lot). I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty. I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate whiny and cowardly people. I like it when someone speaks their mind and is ambitious (not a follower)

I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child. I study electronics and want to work in space related studies. One of my childhood dream was making clones out of people and messing with DNA but it's apparently immoral which I don't understand.

Thanks!

Yes ofc!

Your Hazbin Hotel matchup is…Lucifer Morningstar !

• In my opinion, you’d be best with the big boss of hell himself.

• He finds you extremely adorable and even hot. Though mostly adorable, especially when he sees you in comfy clothes.

• He’s really playful, he’d steal your glasses and wear them himself until he gets a headache. Maybe even do an impression of you. It’s all playful of course though.

• He has different ways to try and get you to smile though, like making silly jokes or magic tricks as he usually does. He has a bit of a circus motif, so expect the clownery at full speed.

• Your sarcastic attitude makes great chemistry with his, so you often get into cute play-fights with each other. You both are able to go back and forth really quickly and keep on each others toes too.

• If you flirt, he’ll flirt back 10x worse until one of you gets too flustered to even go on anymore. He can play playful as well as competitive in that regard.

• Tease him too, please. He’s quick witted, and will absolutely tease right back.

• He understands your habits. I headcanon him with ADHD, so I’m sure he has some stress habits he relates to you. You both usually try to help the other calm down, it’s really sweet to see.

• He fuels your daydreaming more then anything else! He loves thinking and coming up with ideas, even if not all of them come to fruition. Who better to do it with then someone with the same creativity?

• Not to mention, he loves getting into devious plans and trouble when he sees the need to, with limitations of course. (He doesn’t outwardly kill people for fun, nor really at all. He’s just a chaotic gremlin, lol!)

• That being said, if you ever want to run into shinanigans, please let him tag along!

• Still, if you get too silly, he’ll be there to ground you and slow you down. He can also get too excited sometimes, so it’d be appreciated if you can watch out for him too.

• He’s usually very honest as well. Though on occasion he may or may not beat around the bush if he believes something might hurt you or others feelings. He doesn’t want to do that, after all. But it’s pretty easy to tell when he’s holding himself back, and if you call him out he’ll immediately cut the act.

• He never pushes you to say things you don’t want to, of course. Though if it’s obviously hurting and affecting you, he’ll be a little more stubborn. This usually makes you two get into fights as you want to be left alone, and he just wants to know if you’re okay.

• He’s some what of a mad scientist in is own right, especially considering his duckies. So, that’s another one of your many hobbies he gets involved in!

• When you finally do explode, Lucifer most likely expects it by then and isn’t taken aback. Not to mention he might feel a little guilty and force himself to stay away just to let you have the time. He’s does understand the feeling of wanting to be left alone after all.

• I think Lucifer can deal with his failures decently well, although he’s a terrible procrastinator. Sometimes your only motivation is doing stuff for each other, in which then you guys finally get stuff done.

• He’s literally the King of Pride, so your small ego that you have is seriously the cutest thing on Hell to him.

• His own Pride is too big to take most insults to heart, seemingly. Unless it really hits home, like anything related to Heaven or reconnecting with his daughter. He’s never leave you over insults though, as it’s something he’s used to and can most definitely deal with.

• He most definitely indulges in your hobbies, especially ones that are art forms seeing as he can get his creativity out that way. He likes to draw and bake mostly! He tries to play video games, but most of the time ends up cheating with his powers which may or may not piss you off.

• He’s self conscious about his height, so he understands there being bits and pieces that simply don’t feel right. He likes you just the way you are, and he reminds you of that if you ever start feeling down.

• Lucifer does have a tendency to be distant with even reality it. He’s glad you’re very chill about as much as he is. If you ever do want his attention, don’t be afraid to just ask.

• He also has a tendency to not appear emotionally present, but he knows it works the same way for you too. Even if one of you wants to be by yourself for awhile, it doesn’t mean you don’t love the other. This is something I would he had a hard time with when he was with Lilith, so he’s glad that you at the very least understand the concept.

• You like giving gifts? Gift him anything duck related (or whatever he’s hyperfixated on at the moment), and he’ll treat you like royalty.

• He’s adores hugs! He’s shown to give a lot of hugs out so expect a lot of them. If you tell him you like hugs too, they’ll double.

• He gives you everything you want. With his magic he can make almost all of your dreams come true. His power has no bounds! Supposedly…

• Yes, this includes making clones.

• You two are a wonderful, fun-loving couple full of mischief and sweetness. He’s glad to have someone in his life that ups his spirits as much as you do.

Your Genshin Impact matchup is… Kaeya Alberich !

• Note that I don’t really play Genshin as often as I used to, so if there’s any new characters that would match with you better please don’t gut me lol.

• That being said, I think Kaeya would fit best for you! Albedo being a close second.

• He likes you for you, no matter how you are. You’re perfect. Though he will admit, his heart does flutter when he sees you where classic villain attire. So cute!

• Your cold and sarcastic demeanor made him very interested in you. Not to mention the way you can switch to being polite when you wanted to was intriguing. Over all, you’re an intriguing person to him.

• He gets a little flustered when you initially flirt with him, but the more you two grow closer the more he gets comfortable with flirting back.

• He can be a little revenge driven sometimes, but tells you to back off sometimes if things really do get bad. You can call him out if you wish, as I know you don’t like hypocrites. This will most likely get him to think and start fixing up himself a little before helping with your own issues.

• He appreciates honesty above everything though. Although he does like to fuck around sometimes with white lies for adventures to stir the pot, it’s mostly if not all in good faith. Especially when it comes to important matters.

• He’s a very focused man, and doesn’t get distracted often. So, he helps you drive back focus when he can, while sometimes letting you indulge if it’s not something important.

• He doesn’t like to push things. Just like Lucifer, if it gets to a very serious point where he becomes worried, then he’ll acknowledge it.

• Kaeya also reminds you it’s important to take care of yourself as much as you want to take care of him. It works both ways, and he doesn’t want to see you be one of the things you hate.

• He takes it very slow when you’re angry. When you’re ready to talk, you talk. It’s as simple as that.

• If and when you do explode, he immediately tries calming you down and making you feel better. This could be in the form of many things, like making you something you taking something stressful of your hands; or even just leaving you alone if that’s what you truly want.

• He’s a smooth talker just like you, so he appreciates someone who can keep up with his tone. Sometimes it can catch people off guard, so he’s glad to have someone that’s not so taken aback by it.

• Your daydreams make him inthralled when you explain them to him. As the both of you go on your daily quests and adventures, he loves hearing you info dump whatever on your mind or what you’re thinking about. You’re so interesting to listen too..

• Though your morbid curiosity makes him a little concerned, if they’re just thoughts he doesn’t think to hard on it. You may need to tell him it’s just a simple interest and you’re not planning on actually hurting others for your gain.

• As a knight, Kaeya knows what to defeat feels like. He helps you through those hard times that he used to go through, and he shows you some coping mechanisms to drive your mind away from it. He’s surprisingly helpful, but you can’t help but wonder if Lisa have him the initial advice.

• He’s very active and go-getting. Kaeya is willing to push you to get going if that’ll help you get out of bed and do something. Not in a mean was, just honest. He doesn’t physically force you out of bed unless it’s in a playful way.

• He loves having debates with you, seeing his penchant for knowledge and history. Sometimes they get playfully heated, and between the two of you it’s very cute and fun.

• He adores how creative you can get, and is always interested to see the things you come up with. You’re genuinely a very interesting person to him..

• Your ego is cute sometimes, though he does warn you sometimes to avoid being too big for your bridges. You’d never want to be in a situation you regret, would you?

• Kaeya loves reading, and I think true crime is something he could get into. Most of all though, he loves fighting, and loves sparring with you often! It’s honestly his favorite memories of you.

• He tells you you’re absolutely perfect just the way you are, like o said before. He wouldn’t trade you for anything, even when it comes to your weight. He hopes that one day you’ll be able to love your body, as he wishes you could really see how beautiful you are.

• He doesn’t get jealous or clingy too often, though this may different depend on who he’s around, like his brother.

• Kaeya gives some pretty solid advice like you do, so luckily you can always count on each other for that kind of support.

• He adores each and every gift you give him, and probably has a little area in his quarters where all his present (that aren’t toiletries) from you go.

• He’s usually emotionally present, unless deep in thought about something in particular. So don’t be too worried.

• He gives your hugs when you’re ready or want it. Like I said, he’s not one to force things at all, especially at times when it comes to personal matters and relationships like this.

• He can adapt to things quickly, so don’t worry about change. He’ll guide the way for you if you ever have a harder time with something new

• Sorry for the lovey-dovey stuff this match, it mainly fits how I’d see Kaeya with someone!

• Overall, you two are absolute sweethearts that do as much as you can for one another. Quite the power and lovable cutie patootie couple, I’d say

[narwhalandchill]

i am literally on like medically alarming levels of copium for future leaks to reveal chiori to be that powerful furina-compatible geo healer of our dreams to enable double geo flexible setups bc like.

navia. oh god navia my beloved. the character i was the most surprised to fall in love with in fontaine to the extent i did. whos made me laugh made me cry. i love her optimism her resilience her stubborness her raw humanity her strength her bravery. whose design i absolutely adore. her skill animations. the idles. everything about her. i will prefarm her to 8/10/8 on day 1 its not even a question. oh navia. i would love nothing more than offer you the best i can offer. the strongest teams. take you to abyss 12 and beyond.

but youre an atk scaler that wants bennett and theres 3 things in this household you can hope for all you like but youll never get and thats kazuha bennett xiangling

navia i love you but im not fucking cheating on childe international for you 💀

[yanderehsr]

*inhales* Sup-

I forgor to follow you sorry 💀 congrats on the 1k you deserve it (and more!!)

I absolutely love your writings ❤❤

I also wish to request a yan!Zhongli x OC 💀

OC's info:

Hikaru, [age unknown], female, half artic fox

Alternative titles: Goddess of the stars

OC's background: A descender! Her mother prayed to the moon for a husband and a child and the moon blessed her so she was born. Her father thought his wife cheated on him so he killed her and abandoned the child on a mountain and the moon took care of her and when she was older she descended to Teyvat! She has beef with Celestia for the fake sky (lore player noises) and the Khaenri'ah destruction she now resides in the Wangshu Inn taking care of Xiao.

Personality: Extremely mother vibes (Qiqi, Xiao and Ganyu are her kinds and no one will tell me otherwise.). She is kind and a good listener bit she sucks at emotions.

Small fun fact: When she cries, a meteor shower happens!

Have an awsome day / night and take your time!

Sure, thanks for the request and I Hope you'll enjoy😄

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapping

Zhongli loves how Hikaru act around Qiqi, Xiao and Ganyu, He has been eyeing her for so many years, hoping and dreaming of having her for himself, his own treasure that he can hoard away like the dragon he is.

Zhongli is the god of contracts, and as such he follows them perfectly, he will try to trick Hikaru into signing a marriage contract, something that will make him feel justifiable to use force on her if necessary if she ever tries to leave him, he will chain her to his side with or without her consent.

Zhongli is no fool tho, he knows that it would be foolish to try and steal from the moon, higher beings are not to be triffled with, but what if he could trick even the moon, Furina could trick The heavenly Principles so why can't he do the same with the moon.

The moon lashes out on Zhongli for taking their daughter away, but without their knowledge the one being destroyed is simply a fake body, similar to the exuvia he planted on the date of his death, he cares not if the whole teyvat is showered in meteors from the tears of his beloved for he has his treasure and he wont let go.

"It's been so long since I've craved for someone as much as I do you Hikaru, so must you really cry everytime I step into the picture"

[sl-vega]

✧Sticking to the Script✧-04

04-the world's a stage and i'm the star

You clutched your script as Lyney walked off the stage, finished with his audition. Memories of the day before still plagued your mind. Lyney made his way to where you were standing, as another girl stepped on to the stage.

"You okay?" Lyney asked, snapping you out of your negative thoughts.

Still clutching your paper, you brought your hand to your mouth. "I feel like I'm gonna throw up." you told him as you dry heaved.

"I'm assuming it's not just stage fright?" He questioned, concern etching his expression.

You shook your head, your eyes scanned the room, subconsciously checking if Chaoxi was there, you had gotten used to him watching your auditions. You didn't see any trace of him, a mix of relief and disappointment washing over you.

But there was someone else that you recognized in the crowd.

Isn't that the boy from yesterday?

He was talking to another guy next to him. He definitely wasn't part of the drama club, and it didn't look like he was auditioning either. So what was he doing here?

Almost as if he sensed it, his eyes met yours. Your eyes quickly darted away, you didn't want to look like a creep, even though you were sure you did just that. You felt your face heat up

Archons, what's wrong with me?

"NEXT!" Furina called out.

You quickly made your way up the stage, trying to calm your nerves as you walked to the center of the wooden platform. The headlight's blinded you, but you averted your attention to Furina.

You may have had the high ground, but you felt like she was the one looking down on you. Eula Lawrence was next to Furina, Nilou had told you that she would be choreographing for the production.

"Name and part?" Furina asked, her voice bringing you back to reality.

"(Y/N) (L/N), auditioning for the role of Juliet." you announced, mustering up as much courage as you could.

"You can start." Furina said, giving you a nod.

You took a breath. Repeating the mantra you always used before an audition.

The world's a stage and I'm the star.

additional notes:

-shameless title drop for the win

-xingqiu and y/n interaction next chapter >:3

-i think it's obvious but the chapter title is both a reference to a shakespeare quote and the title of furina's demo

-vee with the big brain references yk

-srry this chapter is so short, i swear i'll make up for it in the next one

-shoutout to @freyao7 for being the best proof reader ever

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✧Sticking to the Script✧

Pairing: Xingqiu x FEM! Reader

Genre: fake dating, strangers to lovers, slow burn, fluff, angst (?), high school smau, modern smau

⋆｡°✩-Synopsis: Xingqiu just got entered into a special writing contest, the type that's invite only, the theme this year is love, the only problem is that he has zero romantic experience. but he really wants to prove himself as a writer. meanwhile, you just found out that your boyfriend cheated on you, and you need to show him that you're 100% over him, the only problem is that there's no way you can get an actual boyfriend that quickly. clearly, the solution to both of your issues is to fake date each other. it shouldn't be hard for an actor such as yourself, all you need to do is stick to the script.

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tell me 5 of your fav characters :3

aventurine(honkai: star rail) tartaglia(genshin impact) furina(genshin impact) bronte mettlestone(the extremely inconvenient adventures of bronte mettlestone) encore(wuthring waves) cheating time chixia(wuthring waves) herta(honkai: star rail) robin(honkai: star rail) firefly(honkai: star rail)