#fyodor's plotting
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Okay, repeat after me.
A VIRUS is run through a host program, and replicates itself on YOUR computer to cause damage or steal information.
A WORM is a standalone piece of malware that uses your device to spread to OTHER computers.
A TROJAN is a type of malware that deceives users about its true intent and does NOT inject itself into other files or devices.
RANSOMWARE is malware that hides away your information and demands payment to release it, or it will most commonly corrupt your files.
Sincerely,
A coder tired of calling all malware a virus
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idk about fukuzawa but this would've been my breaking point my 13th reason the exact moment i snapped bc wdym u fooled my best friend had him sacrifice himself for a "greater good" and as a result ur now using his body OVER A LIE??? i need a gun NOW
#bsd 115#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#the way fyodor said it so flippantly too#in this exact moment a truly heinous villain would've been born#and that villain would've been ME bitch im not playing anymore#any remote thought of being a “good guy” about anything would be GONE i promise u#i'd start plotting my sasuke revenge arc right then and there#my temper could never hold up in this situation
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i am shriveling away

#when will my emo girlypop return#i've had enough of fyodor smiling#he should suffer more both for the plot and aesthetic#pathetic wet ran man era of his was iconic#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd 115#bungou stray dogs 115#bsd fyodor#bsd fyodor dostoevsky#bsd akutagawa#bsd akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs spoilers
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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.

#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI#Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc#He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche#and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that#his relationship with Mori is also actually good#Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him#because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange#I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity#Believer/God/Angel or Messenger#Joseph/Jesus/Mary#or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas#but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme#Oda/Ango/Dazai#Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai#Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka#and so on#and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other#It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs#yk the MODIFIED humans#and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2#probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2#but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor#hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities#and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity#and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees#and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the ���Angels” and the protagonist a demon#I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited#but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)
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I can't believe the world is ending because of a bunch of gays who couldn't confess their feelings like a normal human being
#this is the plot of the bsd btw#literally#soukoku#shin soukoku#fukuzawa x fukuchi#fyodor x nikolai#bsd manga#bungou stray dogs#bsd season 5#spoilers
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yaoi?? In my russian lierature?!
#art#myart#digitalart#lev myshkin#ruslit#the idiot#fyodor dostoevsky#nastasya filippovna#russian literature#rogozhin#I saw the reference picture and I just had to draw this#this is literally the plot isn't it??#fanart
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arahabaki is the god of fire right? what about a god(dess) of water reader? and them and chuuya fall in love. bam. someone write it rn
#ya im back telling u guys what to write bc im way too stupid to write anything these days#i live fanfics in my head and this is one of my top favorites with chuuya#its been so long bsd fandom how are u#i also dont remember anything about the arahabaki plot and ive never read stormbringer so idk#do what u want with this plot#same shit as the reader is pure good and fyodor is pure evil i love these tropes#chuuya#bungou stray dogs#bsd imagines#bungo stray dogs x reader#chuuya x reader#plot ideas#screaming at the void with j.
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Ok I'm kinda lost with the manga plot now? Like since when are people apprehensive about abilities in the BSD universe anyways? Up till now I haven't seen any actual disdain for abilities, so it feels like it's coming out of nowhere when Fyodor is like "now everyone will see the danger of ability users and want them all dead". Aren't ability users super rare to begin with??? This is just Fyodor having some personal vendetta against ability users for reasons still unknown.
Also isn't Amenogozen way too op??? A time travelling sword was already op to begin with but I doubt there's any logical way to defeat it.
#not that the bsd plot ever made sense to me#but this time i literally went “huh?”#maybe this point isn't that relevant but it caught my attention#ngl its pretty disappointing again that they all got stabbed and disappear just like that#i just hope asagiri has *some* point in doing all this#I'd just like a reasonable explanation cuz i feel robbed of ada action#yes i will continue being bitter about it because I'm biased and i love the ada#also why does fyodor need amenogozen for the world war he already achieved that with the vampires right#idk what to expect anymore lmaoooo#bsd spoilers#rant
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"who up jorking they it right now"
"what. what does that mean"
"me"
#; a crow's ramblings#; fyodor's plotting#; dazai whines#; shattering a lightbulb#< speech tags in order of who spoke#system memes#system things#system stuff#plural system#actually plural#plurality#pluralgang#plural community#plural things#endo safe#pro endo#endogenic safe#endo friendly#anti endo dni#anti endos dni#mixed origin system
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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я хочу наркотики
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at this point im gonna die before bsd ends
Im gonna be 98 on my deathbed and great grandchildren of mine will come to me like "great grandma they finally defeated the tripolar singularity"
"What about that rodent cuntfuck" I will ask
"Turns out he lied about his ability again and he's actually an alien and just contacted his planet so now the ADA has to fight a bunch of his kind... Soukoku r still waiting for Sigma to wake up."
And then i will say "fuck" and die
#sab q&a#as a ghost i will simply travel to japan and find asagiri and look for his bsd script notes#i wont find any notes bc the man really just pulls these plot twists out of his ass rn and im not looking in there#he actually has one of these “fyodor will live” shrines next to his desk
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“Do we need anymore?”
Yes. Yes the fuck you do!!
The motherfucker is a damn tripolar singularity. We didn’t even know that was a fucking THING until two days ago.
And no offence here Aku but you fucking died to him the first time anyways so don’t act like a cocky bitch now.
#this line is badass but I’m gonna laugh my fucking ass off if Fukuzombie steamrolls them in their fight#like these two don’t stand a fucking chance in this fight- right??#and Fyodor’s there now too#fucking he’ll I can’t with these plot twists man they’re bad for my health#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga spoilers#bungo stray dogs manga spoilers#swearing cw
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If they ever did play UNO, it would never end…
#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs dazai#bungou stray dogs fyodor#bungou stray dogs sigma#bungou stray dogs nikolai#bsd dazai#bsd fyodor#bsd sigma#bsd nikolai#dazai osamu#fyodor dostoevsky#sigma#nikolai gogol#dazai bsd#fyodor bsd#sigma bsd#nikolai bsd#dazai bungou stray dogs#fyodor bungou stray dogs#sigma bungou stray dogs#nikolai bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu bungou stray dogs#fyodor dostoyevsky bungou stray dogs#nikolai gogol bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu bsd#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#nikolai gogol bsd#bungou stray dogs memes#dazai plot armor#fyodor plot armor
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So, long awaited Fyodor's backstory.... Asagiri dropped the bomb on us just like that, huh?
First of all, he looks so fine. And we established he has a thing for being underground and chained up, et cetera.
For all we knew, he could be the very first ability user ever, or if he even the one who's created these abilities in the first place. Hence, his obsession and all these talk about "God, Men, and Devil" and why he's also there in alternate universe.
His existence is a crime and his punishment is to always continued existing.

I do hope he won't be the classic case of "I'm immortal and I want to end it all" and that only can be achieved in a world without ability.
Or, he simply misleading Sigma and in extensions, Dazai and Agency (unlikely though)
#bro is yapping#I'm rambling#to be very honest#the timeline is so funny though#i blame all those jokes about ancient fyodor#anyway#it's stray away from the main theme and bsd plot#what is bsd plot again?#asagiri really said#plot what plot#😅#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd 113#fyodor bsd
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