#gahh sorry this just makes me really pissed

[unnamed-idi0t]

hey btw i don't really appreciate my identity being used as an excuse to ship aro/ace characters

[moeyy-writes]

Music to My Ears

Zak Bagans x Fem!Reader, Billy Tolley x BestFriend!Reader

Warnings: just a flicker of angst, otherwise it’s just goofy shenanigans with some light fluff.

Word Count: 1.1k

A/N: This is an unofficial continuation of the “Prank Wars” fic/drabble series. If anyone has any suggestions for pranks to write about, I’m all ears. :)

My Full Master List

You sipped your iced coffee as you waited for Billy, Zak, and Aaron to head towards the car. Jay offered to stay behind at the hotel and fix a few of the broken cameras. So, you were going to pick up some dinner for him on the way back.

“C’mon slow pokes! I’m hungry!” you whined playfully as Billy approached you. You waited just outside the front doors of the hotel, staring through the opened, glass automatic doors at your approaching friend and your husband.

Billy nudged you, grinning. Oh, boy, what now? He pulled on the straw to his iced coffee very slowly, letting out a hollow scraping sound that was like nails on a chalkboard. You grinned.

“The sound that drives Zak Bagans crazy,” he whispered, winking. You nodded.

“Wait until we get in the car. I’ll follow your lead,” you muttered back, returning his gesture. You both laughed in agreement.

“What’s so funny, babe?” Zak asked as he wrapped his arm around your waist. You shook your head.

“Nothing. Just an inside joke,” you responded innocently, kissing his cheek. “Now c’mon, I’m getting super hungry, and you promised me true Chicago pizza.” Your husband laughed and rolled his eyes, then turned the two of you towards the car.

Once the four of you were in your seats, Billy put the van in drive, and headed for the restaurant. You were seated behind Zak, where Jay usually sat, gently running your fingernails up and down the back of his neck. It wasn’t sexual, at least not like this. No, this was something that soothed him and relaxed his otherwise racing mind, and neither of the guys even questioned it.

He leaned his head back against the headrest and closed his eyes, letting out a deep breath. Billy glanced over at you, holding his drink on one hand and the steering wheel in another. You simply grinned, to which he nodded.

He leaned toward his drink to take a quick sip. As he lifted his head back up, he pulled the straw up, unleashing a low screech that filled the car. The moment Zak heard the sound, his shoulders shot up, tensing.

“Gah! Really, Bill? God, I hate that noise.” Zak scrunched his nose and peered away. Billy just smiled and took another sip.

You leaned back into your seat since Zak was too far to reach now, and sighed. Then, you lifted your drink to your lips and took a sip, allowing the straw to stick to your bottom lip, releasing another awful squeak.

“Y/N!” Zak boomed. You just chuckled.

“Sorry, babe. It was an accident,” you mumbled. Aaron chuckled beside you, peering up from his phone. Billy glanced back at you again and smiled, then he turned up the radio.

The beginning of Queen’s Somebody to Love was playing, giving you an idea. Billy grinned to himself, somehow agreeing telepathically. That’s why he was your best friend.

He started toying with his straw as it sat in the cupholder beside him. He pulled it up and down, making noises that were almost perfectly in rhythm with the instrumental part of the song. Oh, he was talented.

Once the vocals started, you tried your hardest to move your straw in sync, not doing quite as well as Billy. But, you were close, and that’s all you cared about.

Zak’s whole body tensed, and he slammed his hands over his ears.

“What circle of Hell have I just entered?! Gahh!” Zak shrieked as he shook his head. Aaron cackled hysterically beside you and danced to your horrid orchestra of squeals.

You sang along with the piercing shrills, which apparently sent Zak over the edge.

“Stop the car,” Zak growled. Billy laughed but let go of his straw.

“Aw, babe, you don’t like my singing?” you whined as you leaned forward, holding onto the seat in front of you.

“Stop. The. Car.” Zak clenched his jaw. For a moment, your stomach flipped. Was he really that mad? Sure, he was sensitive, but he never truly got mad at you for pranks. This wasn’t even close to the worst thing the two of you had done to him. But this time, he seemed genuinely pissed.

“Dude, calm down. We’re just messing with you,” Billy snapped back, sensing your concern as he shot you another look. You were slowing at a red light, and a small part of you hoped Zak wouldn’t fly out of the car the moment you stopped.

“Do you two want me to go deaf? Or completely nuts?” Zak’s tone was serious, but you couldn’t help but laugh, instantly feeling a little better.

“Well, you’re already nuts, Zak,” you poked, hoping for a smile. You got one, along with an eye roll.

“You married me,” he retorted with a dry chuckle. You laughed at that, his relaxing tone calming you again.

“I didn’t know you guys were so musically talented,” Aaron commented beside you.

“Thanks, man. We have band rehearsal twice a week,” Billy joked, picking up his drink again. Zak eyed him with a glare.

“If that straw makes even the faintest noise, I’m throwing it out the window,” Zak hissed as he stared out of his window. Billy chuckled just as he took a sip, nearly sending coffee straight out of his nose.

“Okay, Bagans, let’s get you some food. We’re almost there. You get cranky when you’re hungry.”

Zak rolled his eyes again. “Yeah, especially when my very sanity was just pushed to the brink of nonexistence.”

“Sorry, hun,” you whispered to him, running your fingers down the back of his neck again. He didn’t pull away, which made you smile. “Billy and I will save our band practice for when you’re not around,” you teased. Zak huffed a sharp sigh and leaned back into your touch.

“I’d appreciate it,” he muttered with a smile as the car pulled to a stop.

“Now let’s eat. I’m starving,” you muttered as you opened your car door. The moment you lifted from your seat, you were met by Zak’s tall, muscular frame. He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you against him.

He pressed a kiss to the top of your head and lightly squeezed you. “I’m not mad.” Another kiss on your forehead. “But when we get in there, neither of you are allowed to have a straw.” You busted into laughter and pulled away.

“Oh, so I’m on straw probation?” You cocked an eyebrow.

“For lack of a better phrase, yeah. You are.” His arm slithered around your shoulders and he led you toward the building.  

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[heavenlymisa]

his lil’ secret.

Erik “Killmonger” Stevens x Black!reader

warnings; this is f l u f f y- like, i got butterflies from reading my own stuff-

summary; “Killmonger” is a famous rapper that is known all around the world with a large fanbase. Almost everyone in his fanbase knows that he has a girlfriend, but doesn’t know what she looks like... until... 

an; this is my 100 followers special! whew chilleee- i didn’t think i would come this far, this fasstt- but enjoy!! <3

Erik Stevens, known as “Killmonger” is a famous rapper in the music industry. Not talking about the small ass concerts and shit like that. I’m talking about having concerts and being featured in songs with the biggest artists in the world. If you didn’t know who Killmonger was, you were either lying or smoking crack. His name was in everyone’s mouth and his songs were coming up in Top 10 lists.

You knew Erik right when he was getting his name up there. You met him at a cafe he went to for a meeting (he bumped into you and made some hot ass coffee spill on your white shirt. yes you were PISSED, but he took you on a shopping spree and spoiled your ass.). Since then, you two became the best of friends and turned into a cute ass couple. But just one tiny thing...

His fans didn’t know about you.

Throughout your relationship with you, not one photo containing you got to the public. No one in the base knew who you were, so they labeled you as, “Monger’s Girl.” 

Currently, you were laying down in both you and Erik’s bed and scrolled through instagram. You continued to scroll until you saw a notification pop up,

killmonger started a live video. Watch it before it ends!

So you clicked on it, and lo and behold, your fine ass boyfriend was in the living room, with his phone propped up against something and looking at the phone.

“Hey guys!” He said with a smile. ‘Gahh lee. That fine ass smile...’

“I’m just on here for a little bit.... I was bored so i figured, why not?” He started to look through the comments on his live.

“Now, you know good and well you finna be on here for like 3 hours. Aight, what you not finna do is come for me.” He said with a stifled laugh. Of course you could’ve just went downstairs, sat behind his phone and watched, but your body didn’t like that idea.

“Erik, where’s your girl? She’s just chillin’ in our bedroom. She might be sleep.. God, i hope she sleep. I’m ‘supposed’ to cook dinner tonight buuuttt.... my baby’s sleep.” He said with a toothy grin that was showing his grills.

You decided that you wanted to surprise Erik, since you were the one who wanted to keep your relationship a secret from the world, and comment something on the live.

‘aht, aht! i’m not going to sleep unless you cook me them damn mozzarella sticks, nigga.’

You waited a couple of seconds until you see Erik on the live, wide eyed. By then, everyone was in the comments freaking out.

‘is that her??’

‘that’s erik’s girl?’

‘omg, plz tell me thats mongers girl.’

Erik laughed a little before responding, “Baybeee.. you know i don’t know how to make them...”

you responded back in the comments;

‘nigga if you don’t take your scrawny ass to that damn kitchen, read the instructions, and make them mozzarella sticks-’

Erik replied, “I know you didn’t just call me scrawny, ma.”

Right now, the chat was screaming now that they just found out who the mystery girl was.

“Ma, didn’t you say that you didn’t want people to find out about our relationship?”

‘i don’t want to be your secret no more, baby.’

After thirty seconds, Erik started grinning like his momma told him that he would get an ass whooping if he didn’t smile in the family photo. A couple of seconds later, you heard footsteps coming towards you fast. At first, your black instincts almost kicked in and you almost started running, but you realized that it was just your heavy footed boyfriend.

Erik sprinted into the room with his phone in his hand and still on insta-live. Erik tackled you on the bed and peppered your face with lots of short kisses. you giggled softly as you put your hands on his bare chest and pushed him away softly. Erik tumbled off of you and plopped on the bed, laying on his back with his phone facing himself, without you on the live video’s view.

“I finally get to show you who I’ve been spoiling for almost a year!” He said with a toothy grin on his face. “You guys don’t know how long this lil’ girl over here kept on saying how she doesn’t want to be in drama and shit like that, but now...”

He looked over to you, grinning with the camera still on only his face.

“I can show my babygirl off.” He said with his grin still glued on his face.

“Aww... Baby that’s so sweet..” You said with a similar gin as his.

You wrapped your left arm around him and burried your head into his neck so the camera wouldn’t see your face. You still had the live playing on your phone on a low volume, so you picked up your phone and took a peek at the comments.

‘her voice is sooo preetttyyy.’

‘damn, her side profile is f l a w l e s s df- 😳😳

‘damn, ma look like she be taking some good dick 💦’

‘wayamenet.... almost a year?! you’ve been hiding a goddess for almost a whole year from us?? niggas really aint shit 🙄’

‘damn, monger got a girl?? 😞’

‘this nigga knows how to keep a secret secret, damn. 👁-’

“okay, okay, okay i’ll show you guys her. Baby, you ready?”

You nodded in his neck while putting your phone on his nightstand which was oddly clean for some reason.

You turned your whole body towards the camera which was showing all of your face, and within fifteen seconds, the chat blew uP-

‘OMG SHES SO PRETTY WTF-’

‘LKNSAIOADIADAND GOD IS PICKING FAVORITES-’

‘GOD JUST GAVE ALL OF THE PRETTY TO HER- IT’S NOT FAIR-’

‘IF I HAD HER EYYYEESSSS-’

‘DROP THE SKIN CARE ROUTINE SUS-’ (cause 2020 is the year of cLEAR SKIN-)

‘I SWEAR TO GOD ERIK IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HER IM FIGHT YOUUU’

“Don’t worry, she isn’t going nowhere, and if she tried to leave, she knows that she’s coming riighhhtt back to her da-”

“ERIK-” You said while popping the side of his head.

“Sorry, ma...” Erik kissed your cheek. 

You rolled your eyes and got up to go downstairs to start on the mozzarella sticks that you told Erik to start cooking. 

“Ma, where you going?” Erik shouting from the bedroom.

“I’m cooking what I been told you to cook for a long ass time!” You replied as you took out the frozen mozzarella sticks.

“Awh, i’m sorry mamas!”

“You’re fine, baby!” Lies. You were gonna get his ass later. 

You preheated the oven to 450 degrees and placed the frozen mozzarella sticks on a oven safe container. While the oven was heating up, you decided to go back on Erik’s live and look at the comments.

“erik, she’s lying. she’s gonna whoop your ass when you stop the live 😭😭’

Damn, why do they gotta read you like a book like that??

‘bring her bacckkkk 😞’

‘if only you made them damn mozzarella sticks-’

‘lazy ass’

‘niggas these days 😣’

 After reading the comments, you smiled to yourself. Erik’s community really made you feel loved and accepted, which you didn’t really expect. But just as Erik told you when you two just started dating;

“My fans will love you! Mama, you just gotta be you and they will love you just as much as I do.”

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damn, i think that this should be a series!

i really enjoyed writing this and low-key wanna write more-

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[niccoloswifey]

Eren x Fem!Reader

Type: Fluff with a little angst but not really

Reader: Fem

Title: Sword Fighting

12/21/20

Y/n's POV

Me and Mikasa were sword fighting for training(I don't think they actually use swords to train like that but just pretend okay) when I lost balance and fell forward. She accidentally stabbed me. Normally if she would've hit me with the sword I would've been fine because she never strikes with the tip of the sword while we're training but due to me losing balance and falling forward. I was stabbed in the stomach. I fall to the ground in pain.

"GAHH!" I yell. Mikasa immediately runs to me and kneels right next to me.

"I-I I'm so sorry Y/n. I didn't mean to" She says worriedly

"I k-know GAH!" I began to say but a wave of pain hit me. It seems that that yell alerted everyone and soon everyone was crowding me.

"What happened?!" Jean yelled

"Mikasa totally stabbed her" Reiner responded to Jean

"You think she did it on purpose?" Connie asked

"Of course not" Armin said responding to Connie

"DOES ANYONE HAVE FOOD?!" Sasha yelled

"No" Historia responded to Sasha.

"What the hell are you brats doing?" Levi asked somewhat pissed.

"It seems Mikasa stabbed Y/n" Marco said

Eren's POV

I followed Levi as he went to lecture everyone.

"What the hell are you brats doing?" He asked pissed

"It seems Mikasa stabbed Y/n" Marco said. My heart dropped and I quickly pushed through the crowd to get to Y/n. I finally get to the middle and I see Mikasa crying saying sorry over and over again. I then look to Y/n who's groaning in pain from the wound on her stomach. I also notice Y/n has her hand on Mikasa's face as if to comfort her.

"What the hell happened Mikasa?!" I asked angrily. She looked at me with tears in her eyes.

"Well we were training when s-she suddenly fell forward... I-I wasn't quick enough to move the sword o-out of the way and I-I accidentally stabbed h-her" She said as she continued to cry.

Levi's POV

I looked around and noticed Eren disappeared.

That brat probably went to Y/n

"Tch"

"Hey brats! Get out of my way!" I say sternly and they all move. I then see Y/n on the ground bleeding with a sword in her stomach. Mikasa next to her crying and Eren standing there angrily. I walk towards Y/n and then turn around to look at the cadets.

"Cadets Kirstein and Braun go get Captain Erwin now!" I say.

"Yes sir!" They both say simultaneously and go to look for Erwin.

"Cadets Springer and Arlert, go get me Captain Hange!" I say

"Yes sir!" They both say and rush to find Hange. I walk closer to Y/n to asses the wound to see if I can do anything

"Cadet Blouse go get me a medical kit!" I say

"Yes sir!" She says and rushes to go get one. Shortly after I see Erwin with Kirstein and Braun. Erwin walks up next to me and looks at her wound.

"It's pretty deep. We should wait for Hange. He'll know what's best to do" Erwin says. I then hear Hange yelling and sprinting towards us.

Eren's POV

I turn around to see Hange right behind me.

"Move my little titan" He says smiling at me. I move to the side and watch as he looks at Y/n.

"She's lost a lot of blood and she's about to lose consciousness. We should take her to my lab but without moving the sword. If we move it she'll probably die. Good thing I brought a stretcher." He says smiling as he lays out the stretcher.

"Short-stack and Eyebrows can you guys put Y/n on the stretcher for me" He says. Levi and Erwin pick up Y/n and place her on the stretcher carefully.

Y/n's POV

I'm being moved. I can't really hear or see. Guess I lost too much blood. Am I going to die?

I then passed out.

Hange's POV

"Oh she's passed out. We better hurry" I say as Short-stack and Eyebrows pick up the stretcher.

~Time Skip to the lab~

Eren's POV

I'm sitting outside the lab. They wouldn't let me in.

I'm her boyfriend for Christ's sake. I need to make sure she's okay

The door opened and I saw Hange walk out.

"She uh..." Hange starts

"Nonononono" I say as I begin to tear up.

"If you wanna see her.." Hange says as he motions to the door. I rush in to see Y/n on a bed not moving. I run to her and grab her hand.

"You can't be dead come on" I say as I begin to cry. Hange starts to laugh. I turn around with wide eyes as I look at Hange.

"Why are you laughing?!" I ask

"B-Because she's not dead AHAHAHAHA" Hange says

"She's not?"

"No, I can't believe you fell for it HAHA. She's just unconscious" Hange says

"I could kill you right now Hange" I say angrily

Y/n's POV

I 'wake up' and hear Eren speaking to Hange.

"Kill who?" I ask. Eren turns around and hugs me very tightly. I wince in pain. He notices and lets go.

"S-sorry" He says to me. I just smile.

"Wait so who were you gonna kill?" I ask

"Hange told me you were dead!" He says

"I never said Y/n was dead you just assumed" Hange responded

"You made it sound like Y/n was dead" He says and I try not to laugh but I failed. He turns amd looks at me confused. Me and Hange were both laughing at this point. I thought I was gonna cry I was laughing so hard.

"What's so funny?!" Eren yells

"Me and Hange came up with the plan together" I said laughing. He looks at me shocked as he begins to cry again.

"Aww don't cry Eren" I say as I put my hand on the side of his face.

"I thought you were dead" He said as he continued to cry. I felt bad

"I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny. Come here" I said. He leans in closer to me and I kiss him on the lips.

"I love you Eren" I say as our foreheads touch

"I love you too Y/n"

(979 Words)

[chaoticminhos]

heart eyes and a picnic basket

bad boy!hyunjin, angst, suggestive (?not smut tho), fluff

words: 4300-ish

this is my first fanfic, sorry if it’s not the best! i hope you enjoy :)

please excuse the issues with my account changes gahh im sorry

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hyunjin was the stereotypical bad boy in your high school. he had an annoying amount of charm, despite being a complete asshole, and his looks weren’t bad either. in fact, they were godlike. and he knew it.

and then there was you, another girl trying desperately not to fall for hwang hyunjin. you did your best to stay as far away from him as possible. you kept your distance, and as far as he knew, you didn’t exist. until you did.

~~~

it was monday, and you were walking to class from math, where you had just taken a test that you were completely sure you failed. needless to say, you weren’t in the best mood. you kept your head down while you walked through the halls, thinking about how your parents would definitely have your head for the grade you got when you bumped into someone, bringing you out of your thoughts.

before looking up to see who you had ran into, you exclaimed “what the fuck!” not even trying to be kind, due to your mood. your bold demeanor dropped the second you looked up and met eyes with the one and only hwang hyunjin.

“hey there princess, quite a vocabulary you’ve got there.” he smirked down at you. when you didn’t reply, he continued, “and how come i’ve never seen you? what’s your name, baby?” as he spoke, he leaned down so his face was level with yours.

you tried to ignore that your heart skipped a few beats with the close proximity, and prayed to god that he couldn’t hear how fast your heart was beating.

it took all of your courage to make eye contact as you spoke, “y-y/n.” and you mentally cursed yourself for stuttering.

“y/n, that’s cute. I’m-“

“hwang hyunjin. I know.” you interrupted him.

his smirk grew wider as he replied, “so you’ve heard of me. tell me, y/n, what have you heard?” he leaned in close to your ear, and you felt his warm breath on your neck. “have you heard how good I am in bed?”

your face heated up and you were sure he could hear your breath falter. you were about to push him away when the bell rang, signifying that class had started, and he stood up straight, putting the distance back between the two of you.

“I have to get to class.” you shakily mumbled as you quickly walked past him.

he called some cocky goodbye, but you were too focused on getting away from the whole situation to hear what he said.

~~~

you spent the entire class period zoned out, your face heating up whenever you though back to his words.

“have you heard how good I am in bed?”

you knew he was a fuck boy. every girl he’s spent the night with knew he was a fuck boy. and you did not intend to test that theory for yourself, hoping he would leave it at the one conversation in the hall and never think of or speak to you again. but of course, when have things ever gone your way?

after what felt like forever, the bell rang and class was dismissed. you hadn’t taken a single note, making a mental note to ask someone for the notes later.

you walked into the hallway and went to pick up your books from your locker, but you reached out to open your locker, it wouldn’t budge. you usually kept your lock unlocked, since you didn’t really have time to fiddle around with a lock in between classes, but apparently someone thought it would be fun to lock random lockers along the hall.

you looked around and noticed a few other kids crouched down trying to unlock their lockers. you mentally cursed whoever had locked them. everyone else seemed to get their code within a few tries, but you did not know how to work the old locks in the slightest.

by the time you got the lock open and got your books, everyone had left the school. you shoved the books into your bag and huffed as you picked it up. why did books have to weigh so much?

you started to walk towards the front door, thoughts drifting back to hyunjin and your little encounter. once again, your face heated up as you bit your lip and looked at your feet, embarrassed. you were about to reach out to grab the door handle when you felt someone grab you from behind and drag you into a nearby bathroom.

you cried out in shock as you were pushed against the cold wall. you could feel the books in your bag digging into your back. you struggled to get out of the persons grip and out of your uncomfortable position against the wall only to freeze when you looked up and met eyes with hyunjin, a smirk on his face and a dangerous look in his eyes.

~~~

“hey again, baby.” he spoke with a smooth voice.

“what the fuck?”

“is that all you know how to say?”

“hyunjin please.” you started as you began to struggle against him again, wanting to just get home and sleep after the day you’d had.

“oh, you’re gonna have to beg harder than that.” the tone in his voice pissed you off in more ways than you could count.

“fuck off, hyunjin, let me go.” you’d stopped struggling, realizing that he was much, much stronger than you, as you could see by his toned arms and broad shoulders, and you began to wonder how fit he was under his shirt…

he chuckled at you and moved one of his hands from your hip to the wall beside your head, and moved closer to you so that your bodies were pressed up against each other and your faces were only inches apart.

you tried to speak but no words came out, just a small squeak, to which hyunjin chucked again, the smirk on his face growing.

he brought his mouth down to your ear and whispered, “what? use your words, babygirl.”

you felt your face somehow get even more red at the new name and you knew he could feel how fast your heart was beating, since he was pressed flush against you. he shifted so that his knee was in between your legs and you gasped, tensing slightly and bringing your hands to grip his shoulders, but you made no attempt to push him away. he paused for a moment, continuing once your muscles relaxed. he placed small open mouthed kisses along your neck and you let out a quiet, involuntary moan.

you were having a mental battle with yourself. on one hand, there was no way in hell you were having sex with hwang hyunjin. you were a virgin, and you were in a school bathroom. on the other hand, the way he had pressed his lips softly on your neck made you think otherwise.

his thumb was rubbing circles on the small patch of exposed skin on your hips and his leg was offering friction where you couldn’t help but want it.

his lips traced your jaw as he made his way closer to your lips. as he moved along your jaw, you let out a shaky breath that you hadn’t realized you’d been holding.

right before he could reach your lips, you spoke, “hyunjin-“

“shh” he hushed you and placed a kiss on the corner of your mouth.

you were about to speak again when the door to the bathroom flung open. you and hyunjin jumped away from each other and your face heated up so much you could have sworn you were going to explode.

the boy who had walked in was just a freshman, and he had an equally red face, hastily apologizing and running out of the bathroom.

you stood frozen in place dying from embarrassment when you were brought back into reality by a loud, obnoxious laugh coming from beside you.

“it’s not funny! what if that had been a teacher?” you hit hyunjin on the shoulder with as much strength as you could.

“you-“ he tried to speak past his laughter “your face! the look on your face was priceless!”

as much as you wanted to hit him again, you felt a small smile tug at the corner of your lips.

you let out a small chuckle and muttered, “it’s not funny.” before turning to look him in the eye.

his smile was breathtaking. it wasn’t a smirk or a cocky grin, it was a genuine smile. you felt a weird feeling in your chest as you listened to his laugh, but your good mood was short lived. when he met your eyes, your smile dropped and you remembered that you had just been contemplating letting him fuck you in a school bathroom. you turned and walked out of the bathroom door, not bothering to respond when he shouted after you.

~~~

the next day of school was torture. you spent every second in between classes and at lunch practically glued to your friends sides, hoping to god hyunjin wouldn’t try anything. you even went so far as to force Felix to walk you home after school, since he lived close to you and that’s when hyunjin jumped you the day before.

you and felix had been friends practically forever, since you grew up as neighbors. he was your best friend, without a doubt. he was even your first kiss, courtesy to a game of 6th grade spin the bottle. 5 years later and he still teased you that he’s the only boy you’d ever kissed.

you had told him about your little.. encounter after school with hyunjin, leaving out the unimportant details, like how you liked the way his lips felt against your skin and wanted to feel it again.

~~~

felix met you at your locker after grabbing his things from his. you and felix decided to wait until the busses left to start walking home to avoid the chaos of all the kids rushing to the busses. after 15 minutes, you decided it would be clear to go. felix was playing a game on his phone, and you flicked his head to her his attention.

“lix, lets go. I want food.” you pouted.

“jeez y/n, that’s no reason to abuse me. but yeah sure. just let me use the bathroom first.”

you gave him a nod and sad down with your back against your locker, because knowing felix, he was going to sit on the toilet and play games for another 20 minutes.

just as you sent a text to felix telling him not to take forever, you heard a familiar voice call your name.

“y/n! princess, hey.” it was hyunjin.

you stood up and quickly shot felix another message to hurry up.

“hyunjin, please, just leave me alone.”

“that’s not what you seemed to want yesterday.” he said as that damn smirk found its way onto his face again. he placed his hands on your hips and spoke lowly, “come on y/n, i know you want me just as badly as I want you.”

before you could disagree with him, felix came out of the bathroom, and he looked pissed. he stood right next to you and threw an arm protectively over your shoulder as he glared at hyunjin.

“I thought it was your voice I heard. hyunjin, find some other girl to be your next fuck, y/n’s not interested. y/n, come on. let’s go.” as felix moved to grab his bag, hyunjin spoke.

“i don’t know felix, she seemed pretty interested yesterday when she was practically begging for me to fuck her in the bathroom you just walked out of.” he took a step towards felix. “she didn’t seem uninterested when she had my lips on her neck and my body pressed against hers.” he took another step towards felix. “she seemed to enjoy it quite a lot, actually, having my hands on her-“ he was cut off by felix punching him square in the jaw.

hyunjin stumbled back, clearly not expecting felix to throw a punch. but instead of throwing a hit in return, he chuckled.

“oh, I’m sorry, did I hit a nerve? you don’t like hearing about y/n being with boys, do you?”

“I don’t enjoy listening to you talk about wanting to fuck my best friend, no.” felix spat back.

“Oh, of course not, especially when you wish you wish you were the one doing all those things to her, right?” he turned to you and smirked, “isn’t he cute when he’s jealous?”

felix clenched his jaw and you grabbed his arm, quietly speaking, “lix please, let’s just go.” felix’s face softened when he looked down at you. he reached down and picked up his bag, his arm returning to it place around your shoulders. he shot one last glare at hyunjin before leading you out of the school.

~~~

the next day, it was felix who stuck to your side, going out of his way to walk you to class even if he had class on the other end of the school.

“I don’t want you alone, who knows when that asshole will try something again?” he said whenever you asked. you told him it was fine and that you had other friends to walk with, but he refused, saying none of them would throw a punch if it was needed.

when you left math class, you found felix waiting for you outside the door. “I got that test back today.” you told him.

“Oh yeah? how’d you do?”

you held the paper right up to his face, so he could clearly see the big “D+” written at the top of the paper.

“at least it’s not an F?” he said, and you gave him a smile.

“at least it’s not an F.”

when you got to your class, you looked at felix and whined. you hated history.

“don’t worry, you just watch some stupid documentary today. you could totally sleep through it.” he patted your shoulder. you just let out a sigh in response. he laughed and waved as he turned to walk to his own 8th period class.

once again, felix was there waiting when outside your classroom when the bell rang.

“seriously lix, how are you always here right away? isn’t your last period science? that’s like.. all the way across the building!”

he laughed, “it’s magic.”

you laughed along with him as you two began walking to your lockers. Felix was aimlessly talking about how he won a match in some video game when you looked towards your locker and groaned in annoyance.

“oh my god seriously? can’t he just let me be?”

hyunjin was standing right next to your locker, writing something on a piece of paper he had in his hand.

you were about to yell at the boy and tell him to just leave when to your surprise, he slipped the paper into your locker and walked away.

felix looked at you before bolting ahead of you and swinging open your locker, immediately grabbing the piece of paper.

you ran after him and tried to grab the paper from his hand, “felix! that was in my locker! it’s for me!” but he held it high above your head and began to read it in his head. after a few seconds, he made a disgusted face and groaned, handing the paper to you. it read:

“hey princess. seems like that felix guy has been on your ass since yesterday. give me a call so we can talk without him around. (XXX)-XXX-XXXX”

you read it and went to shove it in your pocket when felix reached for it again.

“hey, why are you saving it? are you seriously planning on texting him?”

“No, I don’t know, maybe? I just want to tell him to leave me alone.”

“Then let me, y/n, i don’t want him to have your number.”

“Felix, I can handle this on my own.” and with that, you stuffed the paper into your pocket, slammed your locker shut, and started walking.

“y/n-“ Felix began “I just don’t want you to do something you’ll regret.”

A wave of confusion hit you and you looked up at Felix. Do something you’ll regret? your blood began to boil as you understood what he meant.

“Like what Felix, like fuck hwang hyunjin? Do you really think I would waste my time on someone like him?” your voice got louder with every sentence.

“I don’t know y/n, he made it seem like you were pretty close to letting it happen.” his voice got equally loud.

“oh, so now you take his words seriously?”

“Then look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t fuck hwang hyunjin. look me in the eyes and tell me he was lying when he said you wanted him.”

you stared up at felix and your heart dropped. your voice broke as you spoke to him, “I can’t tell you that.”

Felix scoffed and began to walk past you.

“Felix!” you called after him. he stopped and turned around, facing you again. you were still angry.

“It’s my body. Why does it even matter to you, felix? you nearly yelled.

“You’ve got a thick skull, you know that?” he scoffed.

“You honestly can’t tell that I like you? that i’ve liked you practically forever? And now you’re choosing some.. some fuck boy that’ll ditch you in a few days over me? Seriously y/n?”

your anger drifted away when you processed what he had said. Lee Felix, your best friend, liked you? you just stared at him.

“I know you don’t like me back y/n, you’ve never looked at me how you’ve looked at the boys you’ve liked. That’s fine, I can live with it, just please, if it’s not going to be me, find someone better than hwang fucking hyunjin to fall for. please.”

Tears brimmed up in your eyes. he was right, you didn’t feel the same, but you still loved him as your best friend. you threw your arms around him and he held you close as you cried. he let go of the breath he was holding, glad that you didn’t hate him now that you knew how he really felt.

“Lix, I love you, you’re my best friend, but this is my life. Let me make the stupid choices i want to make, okay?”

“yeah, and I’ll let you cry to me when they blow up in your face.” he gave a weak laugh, and with that, you two headed home

~~~

You reread the note as you typed Hyunjins number into your phone.

“hey princess. seems like that felix guy has been on your ass since yesterday. give me a call so we can talk without him around. (XXX)-XXX-XXXX”

You: seems like you’re the one on my ass, not felix.

Hyunjin: y/n, princess! I didn’t think you’d actually text me.

You: You said you wanted to talk. what do you want?

Hyunjin: I’m sorry for making felix mad.

You: shouldn’t you be texting him then?

Hyunjin: i’d rather have your number ;)

You: seriously? you did this just to get my number? I can’t believe you, hyunjin.

Hyunjin: no, no, it’s just the cherry on top. I really did want to apologize.

Hyunjin: hey, it’s still early. meet me at the coffee shop by the school in 10.

You: Hyunjin, i just got home, I have homework to do.

You: Hyunjin?

You: Fine. but I might be late.

You walked into the café and saw hyunjin already sitting down. he waved you over and you sat across from him.

“Hey.” he spoke first

“Hi.” you tried to look everywhere but at him. he had changed since school, now wearing dark grey jeans and a white t-shirt with a leather jacket thrown over it. it was simple, but he looked good. unfairly good.

“Look, I know I’ve been kind of an asshole lately and-“ you cut him off with a loud laugh.

“Kind of? Hyunjin you’re a grade A asshole.”

he took a deep breath. “A huge asshole, but i really do like you.”

“oh, like you ‘liked’ all the girls you had meaningless one night stands with? I thought you actually wanted to apologize, but you just want in my pants.” you started to stand up but he grabbed your wrist from across the table.

“y/n, wait! no, i don’t want in your pants. I mean, i do, i really do, but-“ you scoffed and tried to stand up again. “no, y/n, just listen, I don’t only want in your pants. I think I actually like you. let me take you on a date.”

you looked at him, baffled. did hwang hyunjin just ask you on a date? your brain told you to say no, to get up and walk out of the coffee shop and block his number, but before you could think, you spit out an “okay.”

he smiled a genuine smile, like the one you saw in the bathroom. this was only the second time you’d seen him smile like that, and you wanted to see it more. the feeling in your stomach when he smiled made you smile.

“yeah?” he asked. “uhm.. uh, okay, is friday okay? after school?”

“Sure, hyunjin. but.. just so we’re clear, my pants are staying on.” you joked.

he laughed again, that smile shining on his face.

You’d be lying if you said you weren’t excited for friday.

~~~

thursday passed without any drama, but felix still stuck close to you. you hadn’t told him you and hyunjin were going on a date, or even that you’d texted hyunjin the night before.

Friday is when it got interesting. the day was normal, felix walked you to class, and hyunjin only interacted by small smiles passed in the hallway.

History class ended and you walked out of the room to greet felix. you playfully bumped him with your hip to get his attention and giggled when he stumbled.

“Someone’s in a good mood.” he shoved you in return. you giggled and started walking to your locker.

When you got there, Hyunjin was waiting for you.

“Hey, baby.” hyunjin greeted you.

before you could reply, felix spoke, “dude. she didn’t text you, she’s not interested.”

hyunjin looked at you in confusion and you glanced up at felix.

“actually, lix, i did text him. he apologized.”

felix just glared at hyunjin.

“whatever, y/n, lets go.” felix put his arm around your waist.

“actually-“ hyunjin grabbed your wrist, “she’s coming with me today.”

felix waited for you to protest, to say that, no, you weren’t going with hyunjin on a friday night to do god knows what, but you didn’t. he looked at you with his mouth hung open,

“y/n. are you seriously going with him on a friday night? to where? a party? or just his house so he can take advantage of you? or maybe-“

hyunjin cut him off, “felix, i’m taking her to the park.”

“the park?”

“yes, the park. I had my mom make some food, we’re gonna have a picnic and maybe sit and watch the stars if she feels comfortable staying out that late.” he looked at you with the last sentence, reassuring you nothing you weren’t okay with would happen.

felix stood there for a moment, looking at hyunjin. finally, his angry face softened into a smile.

“y/n, why didn’t you tell me about this romantic picnic date you have with the schools bad boy?” felix joked.

you laughed, glad that felix wasn’t angry at you or hyunjin.

“well, what are you two still doing here? go have your date, or whatever.”

you and hyunjin laughed and walked out the door.

~~~

“oh my god your mom is a genius” you said with your mouth half full of tuna salad.

“I know, she’s the best. you should try her homemade brownies,” his eyes rolling basically into his head, “they’re heaven.”

after spending time with hyunjin that wasn’t in a school bathroom, you realized he’s actually very kind. you found out that he’s an only child but has a dog named Kkami that he loves more than anything. the way he spoke about Kkami brought a smile to your face.

“aww, is ‘bad boy hwang hyunjin’ soft for his dog?”

hyunjin stick his tongue out at you and smiled “only for Kkami. and you.”

instead of replying, you stuck your finger into the whipped cream that had been brought out for the strawberries he had brought along and spread some on his cheek.

he gasped and jumped over to you, spreading some on your nose as payback. you giggled and tried to run away so he couldn’t get anymore on you, but he captured you in his arms from the back. you flailed around in his arms and caused the both of you to fall, you falling directly into the pile of whipped cream. you landed under hyunjin and he propped himself up on his arms, his face only a few inches above yours as you two laughed. he stared down at you, and just as he was about to close the distance between your lips, you reached into the pile of whipped cream you’d landed on and speared it all across his lips and chin.

you both burst out laughing once again, hyunjin still hovering above you, he licked his lips in an attempt to get some of the whipped cream off, and you laughed at how covered in it he was.

“what?” he laughed, “you did this to me! at least help me clean it off!” he continued to tease you.

“okay.” is all you said before grabbing the collar of his shirt and crashing his lips into yours. it took him a moment to realize what had happened, but he melted into your touch almost immediately.

it was a small kiss, only lasting for a few seconds, but it was sweet. when you pulled away, he began laughing even harder than before.

“what!?” you laughed and hit his shoulder, causing his arm to give out and him to fall next to you.

“now you have whipped cream on your chin too!”

you giggled and sat up to grab a napkin to wipe your face off and handing one to hyunjin as well.

you two sat and talked and joked for a while, and in no time, it was dark and the stars were out. you were laying shoulder to shoulder facing the sky looking at the stars in silence. you had his hand in yours, playing with his fingers as you watched the stars. eventually, you fell asleep.

you woke up to hyunjin cleaning up the picnic and packing everything back up.

“morning sleepyhead.” he smiled at you

“it’s 11 at night hyunjin.” you giggled back

“close enough.

he walked you back to your house despite your protests.

“it’s not safe for a pretty girl to walk alone at night,” he said, and to be honest, you were sad when you reached your doorstep, you had a lot of fun with hyunjin.

“thank you y/n, for giving me a chance even though i was a dick.”

“and thank you, hyunjin, for bringing me on my first date ever!”

his eyes widened, “first date?! y/n why didn’t you tell me? I would have planned something better than a picnic-“

you cut him off with a kiss to the cheek.

“shut up hyunjin, i had fun.” you giggled before hurrying inside, leaving him standing on your doorstep with heart eyes and a picnic basket.

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

Meet the Scout.

(Unintentional TF2 reference)

[Nameless Japanese City. 11:28am. Small local convinience store]

Shop Owner: Thank you for your purchase

No, thank you. I’m sure she’ll like this.

Shop Owner: A present for a lover? Cup noodles aren’t exactly the best thing you can buy for a girl buddy.

No, no, not exactly. This is for my boss. She loves this kind of stuff.

Shop Owner: Well, you’re lucky. This is the last one we got. Enjoy your day.

Thank you.

*Shuichi leaves the store and begins to head to the academy when suddenly someone calls out from behind him.

Hey, stop right there pal...

H-Huh?

*Shuichi turns to see a trio of pissed off looking individuals staring him down.

You think you can just stroll on in and buy that cup noodle? Sorry, but it’s all mine now.

What? It is? I brought it with my own money.

Fucking shitstick. I’ve been after one of those for the last few days now and you just bought the last fucking box. Only logical course of action is to take it for myself. Ain’t that right boys?

That doesn’t make sense...And would you really pick a fight for the sake of a cup of noodles? I’m sure you could just buy them elsewhere.

The fuck did you say!?

AH!

*The thug takes a swing at Shuichi, but the fist is caught by a random bypasser.

Huh?

Looks like you Future Foundation people are still finding trouble wherever you go...You are with the foundation, right?

That’s...right...

Eh? The hell is your problem asswipe? Move along!

You idiots don’t know who you picked a fight with, do you?

Huh?

This guy’s a member of the Future Foundation. You know? The organisation that’s attempting to make the world a better place? What good’ll it do anyone if you start picking fights with them?

Like I give a shit! Piss off!

*SLAM*

GAHH!

Sorry, but you were asking for it.

So...do either of you two wanna go a round?

*The other two thugs stare the man down with fear in their eyes before grabbing their buddy and making a break for it.

Yowch...his body was rougher than I thought...Kinda hurt my wrist...

Um...Thanks for the help, but who are you? And why did you help me?

Like I said, you’re with Future Foundation right? I can tell by that badge. You new?

Yes, I’m Shuichi Saihara. I recently joined First Branch.

First branch...that means you work under her directly, right?

You mean Ms Kirigiri?

Yeah that’s right...See, I’m an old friend of hers. Name’s Koichi Kizakura. I used to work for the foundation. Not only that, but I was part of the Hope’s Peak Staff too. I was the Ultimate Scout.

Ultimate...Scout?

Basically it was my job to scout the country for the talented people who would join the main course as the Ultimates. I was Headmaster Kirigiri’s right hand man, and...well, me and his daughter butted heads a few times, but still, we’re on pretty ok terms.

Say hi to her for me, will you?

O-Ok...thanks...

[lylya2018]

Types of Boyfriend: Stray Kids

I still included Woojin because for me he’ll forever be a Stray Kid.  ! The GIFS do NOT belong to me !

Bang Chan 🐺

So I feel like our Leader would be a really caring boyfriend. We all know how much he cares and takes care of his members. Of course his S/O would be no exception. Even if he’s tired, he would always make sure you’re healthy and feel loved. Like every person, there are times were he just wants to be taken care of, but these would be pretty rare. Just cherish these moments were you can baby him. 

Woojin 🐻

Our dear big bear. I definitely see him as a motherly and cuddly boyfriend. He’s the mom of SKZ for a reason after all. I imagine him always cooking something for you and, like Chan, always make sure you’re healthy and happy. Also cuddling would be something that happens daily with him. Feeling down ? Hug. Happy ? Hug. Any other emotion ? Hug. He’s a bear after all !

  Lee Know 🤪

Minho is actually quite hard to figure out for me. But I would say he’s a flirty type of boyfriend. Seriously he’s MinHOE for a reason, we didn’t invent that. Sometimes he would just randomly come up to you and say something like “Hello beautiful, wanna go get a coffee together?”. Even if you’ve been together for years, he still does this. Even though he’s really flirty *cough* and dirty *cough*, Minho has his cute and fluffy side. Just don’t piss him off. It could end up pretty naughty. You’ve been warned.

Changbin 🥺

Our not so dark boy would be a cute and kinda shy boyfriend. He would LOVE being taken care of and babied. He could also get quite flustered when you make a first move, like kissing him out of the blue. Of course he has his manlier side, but the only time he uses it is when he’s jealous or angry. In the end you just need to love and support him. A lot.

Hyunjin 🦙

I picture Hyunjin as a cute and funny boyfriend. Like Woojin he would love cuddling and hugging you. Also he loves your smile and laugh so he always makes sure you’re happy. Do I really need to explain why I see him as cute ? Seriously this GIF should be already enough I just busted my last uwu because of him. Again give him a lot of attention, he really needs it sometimes. 

Han 🐿

Jisung would probably be a clingy and needy boyfriend. He would also love to make you laugh. I can see him inviting you to come to his studio, because he needs “inspiration”, but in the end you’ll end up cuddling and not be that productive at all. As soon as he’s tired he becomes the clingiest. Latching onto you, trapping you in his arms and not letting go. So yeah, he’s cute, but sometimes annoying, yet still cute. Just be patient with that baby.

Felix 🐨

Felix is definitely a meme. That cutie is an extra and caring boyfriend, clearly. I kinda get a similar vibe from our aussies. Like he would always make sure you’re 100% fine. If you were only 99% fine, then nope hun he’s not letting you go until that 1% was back. Overprotective? Yeah sure. Also he would just be his crackhead self around you, knowing you wouldn’t judge him, not like his members.

Seungmin 🐥

SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING !!!! Ok I’m sorry... Anyways this fluffy boy would be a fluffy boyfriend and kinda savage, even though he tries to hold it back a little, since he loves you. He would also make his “gahh” thing randomly. You would both really like to roast the others, as soon as you see an opportunity. Expect him acting all cute and fluffy around you, just to get what he wants.

I.N 🦊

I’m confused with him. If I would’ve written this before the Miroh era, I would’ve been like “oh he’s a total baby blah blah blah” but now ?! I would say it depends on the situation. One day he’s a shy baby all cute and all, the next day he’s flirty af and a kinda naughty teenager. When it’s a shy day he would be showing off his aegyo, clingy and overall just being a big baby. And then his other side is the complete opposite. He shows you his adult side, flirts with you in the same way as Minho and gets annoyed as soon as you call him cute or anything similar. His duality is just unreal !

[imapersonwhohasnothingbettertodo]

Bakugo x reader

Ok so, i sent this as a request to one of my online friends her name is @bnhaisreallycute go follow her! we decided to both do the prompt and i think its pretty kewl SO ENJOY! Its bakugo so swearing, Also your quirk is that you can turn into "devil form" for about 1 and a half hours. You also have two red horns in human form

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Prompt:bakugo x reader, but the reader is really snarky and bad*ss around the baku squad, but really happy go luck and peppy around deku sqaud

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You walked into the class of 1-A, actually happy for once. Everything was going your way, your hair was perfect, you found your sweater, heck! Even your favorite writer on tumblr just posted the next part of your fav series. Nothing could go wrong, that is until you saw a certain ash blonde from the corner of your eye. Shoot. Its not like you hated him, in fact you had a HUGE crush on him since day one, but being around him meant you had to be even more of a badass bitch then usual. Besides, that was the only way to buttheads with his firey personality. It was fun, but today you felt more like being all fluffy and lolita. But cant be weak! Especially not around bakugo. So you sloutched down your poster, narrowed your eyes, and let out a long sigh. You walked to your seat behind bakugo. "yo, porcupine!" you said, knowingly pissing him off. "Im bored and i want you to keep me occupied. Speak"

"i dont fucking take orders from extras."

"good thing im not an extra"

"shut the hell up extra"

"you shut the hell up"

"YOU WANNA GO TWO HORNED BITC-"

Bakugo was interrupted by aziwa. "can you two stop fighting? I would LIKE to begin the lesson, without barking and yapping" you leaned back in your seat, completely ignoring aziwa. You yearned for it to be lunch time already, so you could hang out with deku and uraraka and go back to you. But nooooo, you cant be FUCKING WEAK IN FRONT OF BAKUGO. You hated your life, but you literally could not live without it. In the middle of aziwas lecture, you dont know what got into you but you leaned forward towards bakugo and whispered in his ear...

"porcupine"

He instatly hopped up out of his seat. "CALL ME THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME YOUR DEAD"

"(y/n)! BAKUGO! BOTH OF YOU PRINCIPLE NEROS OFFICE. NOW!" aziwa screamed, and just like that, you two were sitting in the waiting room for the principals office. You sat in silence for a good ten minutes. You knew that you should probably say sorry, but you had no idea how. The attempt wasn't so good.

"hey, uh bakugo? Ima... Kinda sorry for that thing back there. I didn't think it would um, mess with you that much. Im...yeah... Sorry... " you were looking down, but on the inside your mind was screaming cause you just let your guard down. You had to fix it. "i mean its not like i like you or anything" GAH THAT WAS SO OBVIOUS AND CHEESY AT THE SAME TIME GAHH! As you were internally have a full out civil war, bakugo opened his mouth. "why the fuck do you act different around me and deku?" he said, his face not even glitching. You were visibly confused, "why do you car-"

"DID I FUCKING STUDDER?! i asked you the reason you treat me and deku differently? Do you have feeling for him?"

You were taken aback. He was opening up to you? He had a soft side too? For some reason you took comfort in that. "wait are you interested in me?"you asked, smirking.

"why would i date a fucking extra like you?" he asked as he turned to the side trying to hide the dark red tint that littered his cheeks. Suddenly, you turned his head toward you and kisses him.

"too bad. I thought you were pretty cute"

"then why the fuck did you stop?"

He shoved his lips against yours and before you knew it, you two were making out... In the middle of a school hallway... In front of the principals office...

"okay you can come in no-" principal Neru came out, and both of you turned around extremely embarrassed.

Neru smiled. "i see you two are getting along just fine, you can head back to class now" and just like that he was back in his office.

 you looked up at bakugo (sry if ur tall, just pretend you looking down)

“um so what just happend?”

“im your boyfriend, thats what”

He suddenly yanked at your hand and walked back toward the class. Looking at him, you noticed his dark crimson eyes. They were full of determination. Thats what you loved about him. Joy swelled up inside you. For some reason, you leaned forward and whispered in his ear...

“i love you, porcupine”

[timeless-season-four]

Recap of 3x12/13: HeLa and São Paulo

It’s been a week since the season ended, and we’re having a bit of withdrawal. If you feel like revisiting the finale in entertaining fashion, @only-freakin-sunflowers has one last Season 3 recap for us.

Let’s jump right in, so much happened! Be prepared for some stream of consciousness commentary beause really, whose brain imploded here?

 On “The Bad Place” Bunker (Yes, Rufus, this is the bad place.)

So we open up where we left off, staring at Future!Lucy and wondering how we reunited.

Aww, she hasn’t seen Rufus in five years so she just stares at him and then hugs him… I’m not crying

Future  Jiyaaaaaaa, she’s alive! In some capacity, at least. Cute haircut, girlfriend.

“GARCIA  FLYNN SAVED MY LIFE” I KNEW THIS WAS COMING IN SOME CAPACITY, THAT WE WOULD KNOW WHO SAVED HER IN THE ACCIDENT (BE IT FLYNN OR WYATT)

I have a Headache but it’s all so cool.

“This is the reality where we fought as hard as we could, but our friends all died, and Rittenhouse won.”

“You have things– people -- I no longer do. Hold onto them, Lucy. Hold on and don’t let go.”  I miss Amy Preston on this day.

Basically, Future!Them paint the most cautionary of tales.

This Garcy scene is, uh, hurting. (All of them do.)

I have Feelings about Future Jiya and Rufus goddamnit.

This was the part of the episode I paused to read up on Henrietta Lacks, she is so cool!

A  Moment On One Of Our Local Rittenbitches, Mrs. Logan:

Also the part of the episode where Jessica Logan made her first mistake, my friends. “Of course I trust you”. Yeah. No. Don’t do that, hon.

Jess, I’m kind of impressed that you’re trying to upend Emma. I’ll be even more impressed if it works.

Oh, oh, Temple’s trying to put her down for it. Yeah I don’t f*cking think so bud! AND SHE’S AGREEING TO IT, JESSICA HONEY YOU DESERVE BETTER (I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THAT)

And a mood throughout the ages: “Emma what did you just do?!”

JANE LOGAN JANE LOGAN JANE LOGAN:

YOUR DAD MISSES YOU I’M YELLING. “HI DAD” I KNEW IT. (I called it back when we first met Jane that she was Wyjess’s spawn. Tiera Skovbye makes for a perfect mix of them, too.)

Ugh she is SO Wyatt’s kid too. Ma heart.

Jane’s a magician and Emma’s a bitch but what else is new

Back on our “Friend” Emma for a second, and our real friends Lucy and Flynn:

“The last thing anyone needs in any situation is to hear what Wyatt Logan thinks. Sorry.” I’m cackling cause she isn’t wrong but it’s her delivery that kills me.

Oooooo Luuuuucy. I didn’t like it in canon when Emma died, but if she goes down here, by Lucy, I will laugh. 

If it’s any consolation, I’m upset over what they did to you too, Lucy.

Text I sent to my best friend, updating her on the situation here: “Flynn and Emma are kicking the shit out of each other”

Sooooo either Flynn just went down like a sack of potatoes or Emma did. Uuuuh.

Well Emma’s fucking alive so -- you funky little fuck.

On Love and Sappy Shit:

IF RUFUS GONNA ASK JIYA WHAT I THINK RUFUS IS GONNA ASK JIYA I WILL CRY

“I LOVE YOU” GARCIA FLYNN, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

So Anyways Onto Part 2, Right?

Mr. Flynn:

Gahh flashback to Flynn’s family no thank youuuu, LALALALA I hate this

“Emma’s going to kill you” “She is welcome to try”

Jiya thinks Flynn………… :(

The Bad Bitch and The Bad Place:

Oh the bitch is going to São Paulo? Lol jk she’s going to the alt bunker *groans*

LOL FUTURE!LUCY IS STILL PISSED

Side note: Emma’s only alive cause she’s too stubborn to die at this point

WTF THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET A GRENADE – WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET A GRENADE? AND FUTURE!LUCY JUST LANDED KAPOOTS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA LIKE THAT, EXCUSE ME?

Pre-São Paulo:

The fact that Lucy has a headache is…. concerning

“Jiya’s dressed for action ready to go with them” ... yeah I’m picturing a duck in a hardhat, knee pads, and rubber boots holding a butter knife

Nobody’s coming, babe. I’m so sorry.

Interruption, cause I see dead people:

Yeah and you were an idiot, Jess. What else is new.

“Rittenhouse made me a killer” AND SHE SHOT HIM YES BABE. SOUND THE ALARM, MIKE TEMPLE IS FINALLY DEAD.

FLYNN IS DEAD TOO? F*CK.

Back To São Paulo:

No, no Flynn, it isn’t supposed to happen this way!

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

May I take a minute to (re)discuss my weakness for the phrase “home”

Oyeeee we have an intruder in our nice moment.

“Our Nice Moment,” or the cinematic masterpiece that was this next scene:

*coughs* Emma that was gayyyyyyyyyyy

LOL IS SHE SERIOUSLY PULLING AN ARGUMENT FOR MERCY KILLING?

OKAY THAT. THAT WAS POETIC CINEMA. BYE EMMA. (And Flynn didn’t even know who she was he just did it to save his new friend! that’s wild! he has some good judgement!) (ding dong the wicked witch is dead!)

Did they just fkn get themselves stuck GUYS

RIYA! RIYA! RIYA!

Jiya, that… that hurts me. Right here in the heart.

“WILL YOU MARRY ME” I’M SITTING HERE TRYING NOT TO HOWL, God I f*cking love them.

Some Closing Loose Ends:

Ohhhhhhh f me where did they land -- okay it’s not that bad AND they unkilled Flynn. We like that.

Are they gonna take in this little orphaned gay boy PLEASE

Hi, I support Jessica Logan and her current decisions. Hilary you’ve converted me.

THE FINAL SCENES:

Jiya asking Flynn if he’d walk her down the aisle cause she doesn’t have her dad and he doesn’t have his daughter I’M FINE, not crying, why would you ask that?

But, but where’s Flynn going?

I understand. And I understand Lucy too.

Rufus I love you so much you fucking dork GO SEE YOUR MOM AND GIVE HER THAT BIBLE AND INTRODUCE HER TO YOUR FIANCE

If that mysterious new woman is Iris, imma shit myself. But I’m calling it now. It’s Iris. (That casting, again, that is a Flynn in our midst.) 

AMY?? AMY??? AMY????

WHAT WAS THAT HELLO? EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL.

So, uh, needless to say, had a super fun time with this and it was a really great way to end the season! A big, big thank you to Hilary and the entire team at @timeless-season-three, you guys pulled off the unimaginable with this season. Your time, effort, dedication, and creativity does not go unnoticed within this fandom and especially not by me. I hope to be reunited here as clockblockers for a season four, so we can go on more adventures, learn more new things, and experience more of our favourite idiots together! ♡

[tumblunni]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

no but HOW THE FUCK did they even manage to make the show without showing a sign of this, if this is how they really feel??

i remember how damn uncomfortable I felt at the garnet and amethyst fusion episode back when it first happened, cos it seemed kinda unfortunate and cringy that it was saying that... like... two dark-skinned ladies fuse and their fusion has anger issues even though neither of them had been shown to have anger issues on their own. And she’s like the personification of physical strength and beastial nature and she turns evil for no reason, and then their white teammate has to save the day and prove she’s stronger than them ‘in the real way’ and then they apologise for even daring to fuse. And like.. that only became less uncomfortable when it got put in context, yknow? it was awkward cos it happened so early on in the show before we’d had any other representation to constrast it. By now we’ve seen more development of amethyst and garnet, we’ve seen pearl have more flaws, and we’ve seen other fusions go out of control and stuff. And there’s been more characters of different races with positive depictions and just... seriously HOW does this bullshit actually exist?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING BETTER THAN THIS! And there is NO WAY that I’m gonna forgive this bullshit just cos the show is mostly good to me personally. Its so horrible what this represents, cos probably if we cause a fuss about it, it might mean the end of a really promising show that had a lot of LGBTQ representation, and blablabla WHATEVER, I am not gonna be stanning for something like that, as if you’re allowed to be fucking racist if you do enough good things to other people to balance it out! What the fuck! God! But seriously I’m SO PISSED because I DID NOT HATE THE SHOW! Su critical people are probably happy to have a genuine controversy come up so they’re all proven right, but mannnn i wasnt bothered by any of the animation errors and i dont dislike the changes in story direction and i dont dislike the episodes about the regular beach city humans and i dont think Topaz’s design is bad and i didnt agree with ANY OF IT and i STILL REALLY ENJOYED THE SHOW and just... GAHH! fuck, like this has stained every one of my memories, every single good moment in the fucking show, all the time i was just fucking like.. misinterpreting the intentions of a bunch of assholes i cant even enjoy garnet’s triumphant moments and stuff cos i’m gonna keep thinking about how apparantly at least one person on this team is a racist fucker and garnet only ended up being awesome on accident, and god they might have been THINKING THESE FUCKING THINGS ABOUT HER

fuck fuck fuck god seriously its fucked up but i kinda wish this ‘mistake’ could have been in the show instead of in rejected concept art material it deserves to be out there so everyone can see it and see it for what it is it does not deserve to be something hard to find, for a show that looks perfectly okay if you dont see it... racism is the most fucking disgusting thing when its hidden and people suffer in silence And also DEAR GOD I’m already anticipating that people are gonna jump on this and use it as like.. ammo to be all ‘the show was bad because it had gay people in it’, if it fails it’ll probably harm the chances of any similar shows for a while BUT AGAIN I am not ever gonna play the goddamn oppression olympics and sacrifice black people for the sake of queer people especially since FUCKING HELL there are a lot of black queer people who’d see that FUCKING PICTURE and just... dear god I dont know how to say anything constructive about this issue, I’m sorry i just want it all to hurry up and get confirmed one way or another. i wanna see evidence if this is real, or if its not, but god it probably is and I can already imagine the shitstorm of apologists...

im sorry this has just fucking destroyed me seriously

not even JUST a blatantly ‘minstrel show’ design, but also ‘name: concrete, cant read, lol’ ITS LIKE A FUCKING PARODY OF THIS BULLSHIT HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT RACIST

fuck fuck fuck goodbye

[arkus-rhapsode]

Elfman & Lisanna vs Jacob

Another from my How I’d write ALvarez arc post so this is how I’d write the fight of Elfman & Lisanna vs Jacob

*Open in the Fairy Tail Guild hall basement*

Elfman & Lisanna: *Looking for Lucy*

Elfman: Lucy! Where are you!

Lisanna: Elf-nii, if Lucy isn’t here then yelling louder won’t bring her back.

Elfman: But men don’t just disappear in to thin air.

Lisanna: Well she’s not a man but you have a point. There is no trace of her after she went down here.

*cut to the up stairs*

Makarov: Where’s Natsu!

Warren: Given the coordinates Hibiki gave me, he went to the east after the highest magic source thinking Zeref is located there.

Makarov: That foolish boy...

Warren: Don’t get too angry with him Master. The data Hibiki gave me said Jura and Hyberion-sama are in the east. I’m sure he’s in good hands.

Cana: Plus, another Spriggan dot disappeared in the south!

Max: We got a good chance of winning this thing!

Jacob: I wouldn’t celebrate too soon...

*All the guild turns to see Jacob has entered the guild*

Jacob: *Walks in taking a look around at all the members*

Jacob: I’ll give you credit where credit is due, taking out quite a few of us Spriggans is no small feat. But with August still out there it’s still in our favor.

Makarov: This guy’s a Spriggan!

Jacob: Also your little fire mage really pissed of God Serena. Man, that guy’s a handful. So old man August sent me ahead to get Fairy Heart.

Makarov: AUGUST!

Jacob: Yeah, he sent me ahead because I’m Alvarez’s master specialist.

Jacob *puts hands in front of of him* I don’t have time to play with all of you...

*Jacob activates Transport*

Cana: *caught in a wave of spatial magic* What is this!

*All of fairy tail is gone*

Jacob: Well that was easy, time to look for that fairy heart.

Jacob: * Walks towards the door to the basement*

*Jacob reaches out to the knob but jumps backwards as the doors burst open due to Elfman in Beast Soul: Weretiger punching through the door, but thanks to Jacob’s quick action the punch misses*

*Elfman begins throwing a punch but Jacob is able to catch it. Elfman then  throws a punch with his free hand, but Jacob catches that hand*

Elfman: *Face to face with Jacob* You make an even bigger racket than me!

*The two men break their hold and both jump back*

Lisanna: *Inside Animal soul: cat appears behind Jacob and begins tryig to land attacks on him*

Jacob: *dodges all the attacks with ease then kicks Lisanna in the stomach* I didn’t account for in the range of my transport wave.

Elfman: What did you do to our guild mates!

Jacob: With my Transport magic I sent them all to a nice little pocket dimension.

Elfman: Bastard! *lunges at Jacob*

Jacob: *shifts away from the attack and uppercuts Elfman*

Lisanna: Elf-nii!

*Elfman Recovers and punches Jacob who quickly goes into blocking stance*

Jacob: *Jacob reaches into is jacket and and takes out an invisible knife* You got some moves big guy.

*Jacob throws the knife into Elfman’s knee. Elfman is now struggling to stand*

Elfman: Gah!

Jacob: *Smirks*

Lisanna: That was stealth magic! He turn objects invisible!

Elfman: Grr, What kind of man fights with invisible weapons!?

Jacob: Man? Let me tell you something, there are two types of men on the battlefield, fools and specialists.

Elfman: *Looks puzzled by this*

Jacob: Fools are guys who have so much power that don’t have to think to win. Like Serena and that pink haired kid. But, Specialists are guys who don’t go charging in, we have no scruples and will pull out all stops to win. Like me and August.

Elfman: Enough yapping! *Charges at Jacob*

Jacob: *Dodges and becomes invisible*

Elfman: Where did he-

*Elfman is cut off after Jacob threw an invisible knife into Elfman’s shoulder*

Elfman: Gah! No problem, I got the perfect soul for this *transforms into lizardman*

Elfman: Just try me now!

*The invisible knives thrown all fail to dent the scales of Elfman’s lizardman*

Elfman: That the best you got?

*Suddenly Elfman is bombarded with powerful strikes breaking the scales of lizardman*

Lisanna: What’s going on? Elf-nii’s Lizardman scales should start damaging any one who’s directly striking them like with Bacchus

Jacob: *Becomes visible* You cost me a pretty good hammer but anything to break that body of yours! *Punches Elfman in the face*

*As Elfman struggles to gain his bearings, Jacob throws another invisible knife into Lizardman’s exposed abdomen*

Elfman: This guy is something else!

Lisanna: *Tries to drop kick Jacob, but misses because she can’t see him*

Lisanna: No! Where did he go!

Jacob: *Becomes visible behind Lisanna and elbows her in the back of the head*

Lisanna: *knocked to the ground face first*

Elfman: LISANNA!

*The invisible jacob begins throwing things at Elfman as he guards Lisanna’s body*

Elfman: I won’t let you take her life... A real man protects his family!

*more invisible strikes are thrown as Lisanna lifts her head up her head*

Lisanna: Darn it! I can’t let Elf take this much more, he’ll die!

Lisanna: Can’t fight an enemy I can’t see! What do I do?

Lisanna: Come on, think! I can’t see him... I still have 4 other senses

Lisanna: *Lisanna enters Animal soul: bunny*

*Lisanna gets away from Elfman’s guard and rushes towards nothing*

Elfman: Lisanna no!

Lisanna: I heard it! *Punches the invisible in the face*

Jacob: *Turns visible from the punch* The hell! *Grabs another invisible knife and throws it*

*Lisanna is able to hear the sound of the knife cutting through the air and dodges it*

Lisanna: *Kicks Jacob in the side*

Jacob: Gahh!

Jacob: *Turns invisible*

Lisanna: Elfman! Punch to your right!

Elfman: *Punches the invisible Jacob*

Jacob: *Becomes Visible* UGGH! *Turns invisbile*

Lisanna: Elf-nii! I can hear him, attack where I say!

Elfman: You got it!

*Elfman turns into beast soul: ape and then begins attacking where lisanna instructs and is leaving considerable damage on Jacob*

Jacob: *Knocks against a wall and becomes visible*

Jacob: THAT’S IT! I’m through messing around!

*Jacob begins to ready Transport*

Lisanna: Elfman! Throw me at him!

Elfman: Hmm?!

Lisanna: I’m man enough to handle it!

Elfman: *Smilies and grabs Lisanna and hurls her at Jacob*

*Lisanna positions herself in kicking form and double kicks Jacob interrupting Transport*

Jacob: *Struggling to recover* How could I, Alvarez’s master specialist be outdone by fools?

Elfman: *Charges at Jacob and turns into beast soul* Cut your specialist talk! You’re no specialist, you’re a coward who hides behind his words and magic! You’re no man!

Elfman: *uppercuts Jacob through the basement roof sending him to the 1st floor*

Jacob: *Lies flat on his back defeated*

*The transport wears off and all the guild members return*

Max: What the..?

Romeo: We’re back!

Cana: *Looks at Jacob* He’s been beaten!

*The guild turns to see the wounded Elfman and Lisanna*

Elfman: Sorry for wreaking the guild hall gramps...

Makarov: It’s alright. *Smilies*

Makarov: Elfman. Lisanna. If mirajane could see this right now, I’m sure she’s love the adults her little siblings grew up into

[thedarkunicornthunderlordofundee]

It is one thing to have a different political opinion. That will happen . But it's a whole other thing when debating about topics that a specific person devolves into being hyper condescending and just downright being an asshole. It takes a lot to make me mad , I've had punches thrown, threatened, and the sort before. But this just hits that special nerve that actually pissed me off. When trying to end the convo , as I am in midterms and really needed to study, the person in question then takes time to make sure to tell me to take my time in my research . And maybe if you take time , you can actually have a good opinion. Not only does this have a hyper condescending affect , but takes into play a lot of assumptions and a general belittling of intelligence. I know my knowledge isn't flawless and I will always need to learn to better myself. But to degrade me like that just , gahh. Doesn't help I'm in a social thing with him so I don't know if I'll be able to go anymore with someone as arrogant like that. This was my late night rant . It happened almost a week ago but something just was chewing me inside about it. (Didn't help that even after trying to end he convo he kept coming back other days to try to reinstate it. He even used a phrase similar to , "be like me and actually research things " , arrogant prick. ) thanks for reading. Sorry for filling Your feed with this .

[ohsunggyu]

ohh really? me too, kinda hahah and you're changing too, what a coincidence ajskla I want to major in linguistics! psychology seems really interesting!! and it's so cool!! thank you, I hope it goes well for us both🍀 YES, FINALLY! SUNGGYU, IT'S YOUR TURN NOW, I'M WAITING!! ahh this url is like your child lmao same tbh... yeees we'll never know ajskla and I saw that he did a vlive but I couldn't listen to it yet TT I just want to give him a big hug😢+

+ ahhh yeah it's just some ugly snakes from uni crossing the line and i'm pissed and ready to punch someone lol BUT HEY LAJSK THERE'S A HAPPY THING HAPPENING! I mean, already happened but yeah lol my cousin was born on the 28th and she is so chubby and big gahh i'm happy for them, she is their first child and they're so excited!! + OH AND SHE AND SUNGGYU SHARE BIRTHDAYS NOW LMAO IM CRYINF my uncle called me after I sent you that last ask lajskan I wasn't expecting it so soon I mean ahhhh hELLO LIL BABY WELCOME!!!!! and I already said this but YOU'RE cute gahh I wish I could squish your cheeks and hug you!!! if I can make you happy at least a little I will keep bothering you❤ hahah and sorry for the rant, it got way longer than I expected omg!!! how's life, anything happening rn? what do you like to do on lazy days?😊❤❤ahh linguistics seems so interesting!! yes i hope it goes well for both of us!!♡ it seems like sunggyu changed his hair too?? there was a vid of him with nell after their concert and it seemed like he had changed his hair!! :D FINALLY! GOOD THINGS ARE HAPPENINGasdfjcvnkjdsk yes his vlive was the sweetest thing, 1 hr and 40 mins of woohyun being the sweetest small bean i cryugh i’ll come over there and fight them if i have to(ง'̀-'́)ง OMG THAT’S AMAZING!! i bet she is the cutest and adfjkd she and sunggyu share birthdays what a lucky lil baby. ahhh you’re so lucky to have a cute little baby to play with >.>WELL COME HUG ME THEN CUTIE♡  you’re so cute don’t apologise bother me all you want with as many and as long messages as possible♡♡♡ ahh life is good! not a lot is happening rn, i guess i’ll spend most of this last month of the semster finishing all assignments and whatnot.. tbh my ideal lazy day is spent outside in the sun (if it’s sunny obv) just chilling and eating ice cream or smth. or if the weather’s bad just snuggle up inside with tea and movies or tv shows♡ wbu?♡