Right, let’s all blame everything on Marika 😂👍 it’s not like she can even talk anymore to defend herself 😂👍 why didn’t she run from the torture jar faster before her blood became tainted and her psyche forever damaged am i right? 😂
God i hope i get to beat this guy’s ass later on.
Also wtf Miquella… finding out your mother used to be abused & thinking wow i need to renounce all of this history is crazy. I knew he was spending too much time with Radagon, their brain cells were merging. I hope to God he found Bonny village after discarding Trina which was why all his love and empathy was gone so he made that headass remark. Because if not then istg i will beat your ass too, Miq. What the fuck.
(To make it clear, this is not even about Marika’s conquests later on btw, this is specifically about her origins. “His bloodline was tainted” “unhinged from the start”. This guy’s castle is right next to Bonny Village and Whipping Hut and his Swordhand of Nights bodyguards are implied to be born in Bonny Gaol (one of those girls is even a puppet !!! wtf !!! Like what that freakass Seluvis was doing in the base game). If there’s a walking hypocrite around here i only see him.)
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cheeky anon here to slay the day - basically I was chatting to my friend abt Jon Snow and I was like 'yeah he's got a cool sword.... a cool.... sword....'
and then I started thinking abt Jon whipping Longclaw out whenever his girl is being bratty (obvs not in a stabby way) and just like... using the handle on her? 😭
'there's a good girl, not so rowdy now, are y'?'
idk bro im just a longwhore for longclaw
cheeky anon… you are such a genius for this. i am genuinely drooling. THE DIALOGUE? ITS SO ACCURATE? HELLO BECOME A WRITER
you’re pent up. frustrated that nothing has gone your way all day. you’re fidgeting, like you always do when you don’t know how to fix what’s bothering you. your usual solution is to busy yourself until you feel better, but it’s late at night. you can’t unwind, and even worse, you can’t distract yourself. jon eventually has enough of seeing you squirm.
he pulls you to his lap, and he knows what you need. it’s not long before you’re relaxing, sighing into his lips because gods, he’s fixing it. he’s still dressed, longclaw sheathed to his waistband — and that’s when he gets an idea. his hands move to your hips, pulling you closer, and your clothed cunt bumps against longclaws handle. you sharply inhale, small sparks of pleasure coursing through you. you go to move off of the handle, embarrassed, but jon’s firm grip keeps you in place. you look up at him with parted lips, and you watch his pupils dilate.
“You trust me?”
you nod, and he moves to rearrange you both. he takes off his shirt, leaving him bare-chested as he leaves his bottom half covered, with longclaw still attached waist. you undress yourself, eager for relief, and whatever jon has in mind. you swallow, unsure, but he reaches out for you and pulls you to him. his hands find purchase on your hips as your lips connect, and slowly, he guides you against the handle — adjusting the angle to make it hit you just right. you whimper his name at the unfamiliar feeling, and jon feels blood instantly rush to his cock. you put your hands on his shoulders to steady yourself, burying your moans in the crook of his neck. warmth pools in your abdomen as longclaws handle catches on your pearl, and you hear jon’s voice close to your ear.
“There’s a good girl… not so rowdy now, are y’?”
you sigh, pleasure raking up your spine. jon bites back a groan at seeing your slick cover longclaws handle, and he watches your frustration melt away with every rock of your hips — his hands smoothing over any part of your skin he can reach. he hums at the way you melt into him.
“‘Js needed some help, huh?”
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i have signalis on my wishlist and know nothing outside of the steam trailer and description and also people calling it yuri so i had to personally tell you that this post is Scaring Me.
You should absolutely play signalis the lesbians are real however they come with The Horrors and they are inseparable from each other
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