#garbage ships

[skellybonesart]

I was given free will for a purpose

Anyways I used that free will to draw Minecraft Movie ship art teehee

[caterjunes]

i'm the girl who makes up all the fake folk etymologies. it's fun and easy for me. nobody pays me, i just do it for the love of the game.

[eagledrawsandvibes]

A discussion about the Minecraft movie with a friend who hasn’t seen it yet

[xdevilrushx]

The queerwashing of "dom S/sub C" Sefikura by cishet white girls continues unabated. Illiterate morons who think that some feckless dweeb like Sephiroth could ever dominate Cloud motherfucking Strife. In canon, he can't win against a disadvantaged kid from the sticks even with godlike powers handed to him by his alien "mommy". What a fucking loser.

By the way, you idiots love to portray Cloud as the weak/submissive/feminine one (which, first of all, misogynistic much?). But here's the thing you always omit: Cloud got roped into a drag show by a friend for a laugh. Your precious wingboi went and psychically cosplayed Tifa entirely of his own volition, complete with effeminate gestures and all. He could have picked any other party member, but who did he go for? The busty barmaid. Sephy's twink ass makes Kuja look like Ron goddamn Swanson.

If Sephiroth / Sefikura fans were smart, they'd see through his obvious wannabe dom act and portray him as the submissive, needy one. What else can one say of a character who spends the entirety of the canon story (especially Rebirth) going "Notice me, Strife-senpai!"?

As for "Sephy tough / Cloud weak" narrative? You've got to be dumber than a bag of bricks to believe shit like that. The canon story quite literally tells you that idea is wrong, and you still act like it's true.

You idiots don't deserve this story. Go back to Chicken Little. That's clearly more your speed.

happy pride take some studies

[cameronmitchelljohn]

all we got now.. is BROKEBACK MINESHAFT!!!

ref photo and drawing without cowboy hats under the cut

i had great fun drawinf this . they mean alot to me your honour

[cru5h-cascades]

Weeeee

Why did I cook so hard with this ship art?? The only other time I've cooked this hard was with my Newgrounds Pixel Day 2025 pixel animation. This movie bruh. Anyways yeah enjoy :D

[cringefail-clown]

see my vision

[raapija]

No other F1 couple does it like strollonso.

[myuuchii]

this is stupid and poorly made but its self indulgent and i couldnt just draw a comic for this so idk my headcanon is that darius pulled some strings to get willow (and gus) on hunters mission in an official team kind of way for kings tide thats it

I think in canon, Hunter says they insisted on coming with him - so they weren't supposed to be there in the first place.

[obibok]

i drew brokenpickaxe as ponies :3

first time posting on tumblr, kinda nervous >_<

[mrdarcysdadbod]

The fact that we don't have a Clueless-style Northanger Abbey adaptation where Catherine Morland is the most heartbreakingly earnest and unselfaware teenage fangirl with one of the longest self-insert fics on Ao3 is actually a tragedy

[thenationofzaun]

"Vi was the real Jinx" "No Hextech was the real Jinx" "No Jayce and Viktor were the Jinx for creating Hextech"

Arcane fans are all so fucking stupid and y'all deserve this stupid ass show. If this show had even a modicum of intelligence its thesis statement would have been that institutional oppression enacted by Piltover against Zaun was the real jinx and rot of show, finally giving rise to a monster coming to Jinx them back and be the reckoning for all their sins. Instead they give us that fuckass idiotic episode 7 that attempts to pin all the blame on Hextech and pretends like the horrible conditions of Zaun and cruelty of Piltover didn't already exist long before Jayce and Viktor cranked that damn crystal. Not only that, they go and martyr Vi which just gave the lowest bottom of the barrel members of this fandom a chance to accuse her of being the "real" jinx. This show is unserious garbage and its moronic fans deserve it.

[lethal-spaceship]

And they were roommates!

Oh my god they were roommates…

I think both Kaveh and Alhaitham snore loudly.

[marshmallowloves]

kissing your f/o right before a situation where either of you might not come back alive and you might never get the opportunity to do so again....... oughh

*bonus if that kiss is their first kiss and/or is how one reveals they've had feelings for the other this whole time

[crisisartz]

The idea came to me and I had to. Design is going up on my redbubble now

[lovisu]

day 2 ─ edit a character you don't know

౨ৎ˚₊‧ Robin & Boothill Layouts!! ✦₊ ˊ˗

For @kiochisato’s 2k+ event ꜀(^. . ^꜀ )੭ .ᐟ.ᐟ

Credit if using!! ꒰✿´ ꒳ ` ꒱♡

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psd by me ^_^ renders from @/the-astral-express-archive and the criticalgalaxy server!!