#gay disaster Herb

[bojackandherb]

Herb: So anyway, then I was thinking— Charlotte? Charlotte, are you listening to me?

Charlotte, who had been zoning out: Huh? Yep. Continue with what you were saying about Bojack.

Herb: I wasn’t talking about Bojack. Why would you assume that? I was talking about this new idea for a TV pitch I had.

Charlotte: Okay, okay, sorry. Continue on.

Herb: So, as I was saying, I was thinking the main character could be this cute horse guy—

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

Dovesso Headcanons Because I Said So

--Dovey stresses about everything being perfect and right because she really does love the school so much and Lesso just. Makes fun of her for it but with that fond smile she can't quite hide and those concerned eyes that guide Dovey to her bed for some much needed sleep and for the first time in weeks Dovey breathes.

--Lesso is actually super clumsy. She's learned grace over the years, it is quite threatening after all, but she still randomly knocks things over and Dovey absolutely delights in it

--Dovey loves the song Cinderella Snapped by Jax, though she could never tell anyone since it basically goes against everything she teaches. But then Unification happens and she hesitantly shares it with Agatha one day. The next she walks through The Clearing and a group of kids are screaming the lyrics and dancing, laughing and smiling and finally free and she almost breaks down sobbing.

--One time Dovey bopped Lesso's nose and it was the first times Dovey had ever actually seen her look surprised. Lesso blinked for a second and then continued on as normal, but she seemed particularly absentminded the next day. (This totally doesn't kinda come from Pipsqueak. Where would you get that idea from 🤔)

--Lesso's a total potions geek. This is basically canon at this point but still. Dovey found out when they were scoping out The Blue Forest to replenish the herbs stock and she made some offhand comment about what that weird speckly plant might do and Lesso just lit up and went on a total rant about every which way it can be used.

--Now Dovey loves to sit it in the potions lab and just watch her lovely work as she sweeps around the room, completely in her element. Until Lesso inevitably knocks something over and lets out a string of some impressively creative profanity and Dovey cackles

--Dovey got it in her head once to try and tame Lesso's hair and they lost several brushes to that endeavor

--They're favorite thing to do is take a bath together. Long and lazy and pure heaven in a tub. Until the inevitable frantic voice of Hort outside the door screaming about the latest disaster. Dovey just smiles and shakes her head, magicking them dressed and ready, while Lesso grumbles about retirement for the third time that day. She'll be ninety two and still working there, grumbling all the same, and they both know it.

--At their wedding, Dovey brought a a step stool to the alter so she could finally lean down and kiss the beautiful bride

--Lesso wore the most awesome half suit with a jagged veil I mean I can't even describe it to you but trust me it's awesome.

--Anemone walked Dovey down the aisle because come on. It's just too perfect.

--August Sader walked Lesso down the aisle because they're gay besties and he deserved to exist in the movie don't even argue with me on this one

[emc2beans]

6: how they deal with grief

And 25(I think it was 25?) why you enjoy them!

((I know you have multiple ocs! I actually do wanna ask these for all but if it’s too overwhelming and want me to narrow it down, just ask me and I’ll pick which oc I’d like to hear more of! But I do like hearing on them all if it’s okay!))

I'll organize this by character rather than by question!

Gwynedd

6: Gwynedd tends to bottle up her feelings and push them down. She feels like she has to be the strongest person in any room, to be the pillar of calm confidence that befits her image as a hero. In private, after spending far too long keeping her emotions inside, she will let her tears out quietly. With the grief of losing someone close to her, one of her preferred methods of memorializing them is as part of a tattoo on her back. So far, it features an anchor, forget-me-nots and pink morning-glories (for Minfilia), red roses (for Haurchefant), yellow daisies (for Papalymo), and a banner that says "for those we have lost, for those we can yet save".

25: I like Gwynedd as a character because she's very caring and a big sister type. She's confident and strong, but has moments where she can be soft. Also big buff woman hot.

Isolde

6: Isolde does not handle grief well. Waking up to your entire civilization having crumbled some 5000 years prior has a pretty negative effect on one's emotional regulation. (Not to mention that Isolde wasn't exactly stable before either.) Her response to grief is to do just about anything to keep herself at a high. Adrenaline is her preferred high, from fighting or fucking, it doesn't matter. This is what draws her to Zenos when she's at the lowest point of her downward spiral following the Crystal Tower.

Following the events of Shadowbringers, Isolde is trying to be a little less self-destructive in her tendencies, and she's slowly getting better about communicating her feelings.

25: I enjoy Isolde as a character because she's quite unhinged. Sometimes it's fun to have a character who is just fucked up.

Llewellyn

6: Unlike his older sister, Llewellyn is more emotional. He feels grief very acutely, although he is lucky enough to have not truly experienced the loss of someone close to him (yet?). Having a shoulder to cry on helps him a lot.

25: Llewellyn is my little awkward alt gay baby. He wants to help people, follow in his sister's footsteps for a while, and then be the best househusband ever. He helps me further my "Alphinaud is the gifted kid who ends up burnt-out and queer" agenda.

Syden

6: Syden will pretend like he's fine, nothing is wrong, he's processing his feelings in a healthy way, and then someone finds him laying face-down on the floor in a puddle of his own tears. He's kind of gotten used to dealing with things by himself as the middle child in a family of five boys.

25: I really wanted to make a bnnuy boy of my own and Syden simply popped into my head. He knows more about plants than half of the botanists guild. His family a cultural and statistical outlier. He would teach the lopporits to grow """medicinal herbs""" if given the chance. I just think he's neat.

Riveaux

6: Look, this lanky twink has more issues than a magazine subscription. He's scared of being too much of a burden on his loved ones because he thinks that his mother left due to his neediness. (He was two, so obviously he was needy. His mother is just a selfish bitch.) Because of that, he often will not, under any circumstances, admit it when he's upset about something. Syden is the only one who can coax Riveaux's true feelings out of him.

25: Riveaux is my leather-clad disaster child. His bravado and charisma hide an easily-bruised ego and deep-seated issues. I use him to express my personal distaste for religious institutions! (I won't get into his whole thing with Ishgard atm and how aristocratic societies somehow taking people away from him plays into why he dislikes Alphinaud initially.)

A'mina

6: A'mina has a lot of lingering grief surrounding the trauma she and her mother suffered when she was very young at the hands of her tribe's nuhn. It makes her standoffish at times to the point where she lashes out to push people away before they can hurt her. Without meaning to, she ends up taking her grief out on others. This can be quite jarring for everyone since she's normally quite sweet. It's something she's working through. Being a teenager is hard.

25: My darling goth catgirl. Bisexual hooligan teen. She will knock things off of your desk for attention.

Dire

6: Dire is generally a pretty go-with-the-flow kind of person. They haven't experienced much by way of grief in terms of losing someone, but they have dealt with a lot of bullying. They're a duskwight living in Gridania, they're genderqueer, and one of their mothers is Garlean (and Dire speaks Garlean to her), so the kids at school had a lot to pick on them about. Dire has their friends, but sometimes the best cure for bad times is to go walking in the woods. The buzz of the Black Shroud helps melt all of their pain away like a warm shower.

25: I love Dire because they're skrunkly. If Dire had a tumblr they would post weird taxidermy and bones they found and rabiescore moodboards but like, kind of ironically. (They understand the danger of rabies.)

[marshmallow-rain]

I had to spent two nights in a row in two consecutive blackouts in the middle of the hot season, and that completely messed up my sleeping schedule. I finally got a full rest last night and I'm feeling much more awake.

I'll be working in my TWST's AU, but first I'll be giving some love to Cookie Run: Kingdom, that's actually my main hyperfixation at the moment.

I started playing this game from late December and several things have happened. I got so absorbed on this that I started neglecting Twisted Wonderland and Obey Me! It's just that CRK's playstyle is more understable to me than TWST and my Cookies are much easier to level up than my OM!'s cards.

So here you got my Cookie Run: Kingdom experience so far in an incorrect quotes format.

Content Warning: Light spoilers for Castle in the Sky and Timeless Kingdom, Swearing, Overall bad decision-making.

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Me: *sees blogs posting about this game about cookies in my dashboard* Huh.

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Me: *sees blogs posting about having fun with this game about cookies in my dashboard* M'kay, I'm getting curious...

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Me: So it's an RPG? I like those, but it seems kind of heavy for my phone and I'm kind of busy with Obey Me!, I don't know if I should...

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Me: Wait, how come nobody told me AmaLee voices one of the characters?? Here I go, Parfait Cookie!

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Pure Vanilla Cookie:

Me: Oh, this is that cookie I kept seeing around.

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Me: Everybody sounds so cartoonish, I love it.

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Me: Yeah, I have a lot of fun with Cookie Run: Kingdom!

Also me: *cries for 30 min because I can't landscape to save my life*

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Me: Okay, I could start leveling my Cotton Cookie and my Cocoa Cookie and my (other Epic Cookies I got early), but what if I just stick to the starter team till I can't go on.

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Me: There's this Cookie Alliance thing that just came out in this new update....

Me: Forget it, I haven't even unlocked the Arena.

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Me, scrolling through the Costume gallery: @end-this-gay-disaster once said Licorice Cookie's Pale Reaper Costume is just Devsisters covering him in cocaine and now I can't unsee it. It's their fault every time I see it I giggle like a middle schooler.

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Me: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

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Me: Now that I can't be carried through the story by the starting team, I should put some serious thought in building a new one.

Eclair Cookie: *three (almost four) times promoted during his banner* *greatly recommended by meta*

Me: So anyway... *starts maxing Rye Cookie*

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Me: I should watch out for these Cookies when I encounter them in the Arena: Legendaries, Ancients, Cottton Cookie, Herb Cookie and Moon Rabbit Cookie. As long as I avoid teams with those particular Cookies, me and my team should be a-okay.

Other players: *has at least one of them in their teams*

Me: *cries*

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Me: I've being owned so many times for others' Cotton Cookies, I should just max mine.

Cotton Cookies: *becomes my best cookie overnight and carries my team*

Me: Turns out the meta is right, apparently.

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Me: Should I just start doing the actual layout of my kingdom? So far I've only being throwing buildings around, it's kinda embarrasing...

Me: *trying to make a road* *messes up*

Me: Okay, let's- let's not talk about this ever again.

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Me: *grabbing the Costume Gacha and shaking it* Why do you keep giving me Costumes for Cookies I don't have?!

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Me: *adds Eclair Cookie to the Arena blacklist* Who would've thought? *still doesn't max him*

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Me: *picking Raspberry Cookie* I swear it's nothing personal, Eclair Cookie. It's just that the heart wants what it wants and mine wants an all-lesbian team *looks at Cotton Cookie, Cocoa Cookie, Rye Cookie and Chili Pepper Cookie*

Me: *pointing at Cocoa Cookie* She gets a free pass because I got her Enchanting Night Costume and it's too pretty to be left in my ugly ass kingdom.

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Cookie Run: Kingdom: *updates*

Me: Ooh! They added a new episode to the main story! The Dark Cacao Kingdom looks so neat! And there's a new Ancient! And there's more about Dark Choco Cookie!

Me: Too bad I'm still stuck in the Forgotten Academy.

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~Me & Affogato Cookie: A Saga~

Affogato Cookie: *is released*

Me: Devsisters, how did you know I like them cunning, pretty, savvy in politics, Machiavellian, gender non-conforming, morally dubious, ambitious, with a silky voice, evil advicers of a king? It's not like I think he's neat, I just need a Bomber Cookie *immediately starts pulling for him*

Also me, after getting him: I don't trust this funky little Cookie *gesturing towards Affogato Cookie*, he just keeps appearing everywhere. Nevermind the game putting him on tasks to level him up, I think he's just trying to take over my kingdom.

Also, also me: Please, please, just take over my kingdom, Affogato Cookie. I cannot decorate.

Me, picking Affogato Cookie up: Haha, look at him. Little guy's so mad.

Me: Sure, I could max Affogato Cookie, but I also want him to just sit pretty and relax while I make everyone else do all the heavy lifting.

Me as well: I could accept Affogato Cookie's offer to eat sweets together, but we both know we would spend it by him trying to butter me up (unnecessary, he's already got me wrapped around his little finger at first sight) in order to carry out some scheme of his and me bullying him out of love.

Me: *crying* Why do I have to be stuck in chapter 7?! I wanna meet him in the main story already!

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Me, meeting Black Raisin Cookie: Bro, it's that Cookie I've seeing shipped with Pure Vanilla Cookie, dunno why. She's very cool, should I build her?

Me: She would hate me, though, I really don't like raisins.

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Me, meeting Healer Cookie: That's Pure Vanilla Cookie! I'm feel so smart, like when I solved A Case of Identity's mystery (from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes).

Me: I can see why he and Black Raisin Cookie would be shipped.

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Me: Fine *puts down Raspberry Cookie*, if my Cookies are dying anyway, I might as well just bring Tea Knight Cookie in the team *refuses to look at Tea Knight Cookie's simp*

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Me, trying to place a bridge over water: Why this bridge won't bridge?!

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Me: *makes a crappy beach* *makes a crappy campsite* Well, it seems like my Cookies like them.

Me: *sees the rest of my kingdom: a bunch of buildings thrown around* I'm just gonna ignore that for now...

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Me: Every time I look at my team, I feel it's like Tea Knight Cookie and his granddaughters in a bonding trip that's mostly them in a fighting competition. The winner is whoever has the highest killing count, and Cotton Cookie is winning.

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Me: *breezes through Episode 7 and 8* Woah, I guess I underestimated my Cookies' growth, I wonder if I'll be able to complete the vanilla adventures.

My team: *dies in Castle in the Sky*

Me: Of course.

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Me: *adds Cotton Cookie, Herb Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie to the Arena blacklist, again* It's so fucking annoying when other people heals, I swear.

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Me: *shaking the Nether Gacha* Why won't you give me Dark Choco Cookie's dad?! I have to reunite the family!

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April Fools' Day's Event:

Me: Gosh, I thought this was some gijinka thing when I saw Frost Queen Cookie's transformation on my dash, but it's even funnier than that.

Me: My country only celebrates el Día de los Santos Inocentes, so it's weird seeing this kind of event out of December.

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Me: This new event is a good excuse to use Cookies I normally wouldn't.

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Random Cookie: *runs*

Me: *crying* C-cute!

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Me: I still have PTSD from fighting this Cookie in the Arena, but might as well *buys Moon Rabbit Cookie Fragments*

Moon Rabbit Cookie: *does anything*

Me: *crying* She's too cute!

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Me: *blacklisting Caramel Arrow Cookie*

Me: *takes the Ancients off my Arena blacklist*

Me: *graylists Eclair Cookie, Moon Rabbit Cookie and Herb Cookie*

Me: Well, that's some weight left off my shoulders.

Me: But why those *gesturing at the Legendaries and Cotton Cookie* don't get any easier?

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Me, entering my kingdom and seeing a DevNow notice: "Promo code"? Does this game have...? WAIT.

Me: *researches*

Me: *facepalms* Of fucking course.

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Costume Gacha: *gives me a Costume for the Herb Cookie I don't have*

Me: You know what? Fuck you *starts grinding Herb Cookie's fragments*

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Gacha: *shows I'm getting an Ancient Cookie*

Me: Dude, dude, this is new, don't you tell me...

Gacha: *gives me Pure Vanilla Cookie*

Me: Woohoo! My first Ancient ever! Nevermind needing a DPS, I gotta give you all my attention!

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Me: Pfft, everybody looks so tiny besides him.

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Me: I'm touch-averse, but I really, really want to hug Pure Vanilla Cookie. It's the only thing I can think of whenever I see him on my screen. He just looks so warm and soft and comfy, ugh! I feel like if I could hug I wouldn't need therapy ever again.

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GingerBrave: *says something about their kingdom having no monarchy*

Me: Wait, I thought I was the queen here? It seems I'm just Architect Cookie, and extra who sucks at her job.

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Me: Ooh, finally completed the Vanilla Kingdom Adventures, it wasn't that hard. Now on to the Hollyberry Kingdom!

My team: *immediately dies*

Me: Well, shit.

Me: Whatever, at least I finally unlocked the Cookie Alliance, now let's see what this is about...

My team: *immediately dies*

Me: Again? This is pretty acephobic, if you ask me.

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Me: Pure Vanilla Cookie should have a Healer Cookie Costume, it's kind of weird he doesn't have one since the sprite/model already exists. Maybe to avoid spoilers? It's obvious, though.

Me: It'd make much easier comparing his height to other cookies if he didn't have his big ass cone (affectionate) on his head.

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Me: You know what? I was hoping to get her on the gacha, but fuck it *buys 20 Parfait Cookie's fragments*

Me: *cries* She's so p-pretty!

Me: Each and every time I'm more convinced I just have a thing for Support Cookies *avoids looking at Eclair Cookie*

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Gacha: *shows I'm getting an Ancient Cookie, again*

Me: Woah, it hasn't even been a week? I do need with my defense and attack *avoiding looking at Eclair Cookie* so if I get Hollyberry Cookie or Dark Cacao Cookie-

Gacha: *gives me Pure Vanilla Cookie, again*

Me: ... Promoting him is good, too.

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Me: I got Herb Cookie and I was hoping to max him so I could have a Healing Cookie in the side, but now I already have Pure Vanilla Cookie, so...

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Me: Okay, I'm seriously running out of ideas. Pure Vanilla Cookie is good, really, like a buffed version of Custard Cookie III, but my main DPS is somehow Cotton Cookie and there's no way I'm winning stages like this, I also need a Cookie to position in the middle. I have to step up my game!

Eclair Cookie: *4 times promoted* *meta* *middle*

Me: Fine, I'm gonna max you or whatever.

Me:

Me: First I'm maxing Caramel Arrow Cookie, though.

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Me: Oh, this new update makes it so we can save our layouts.

Me, seeing my kingdom's layout: *cries*

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Me: So Affogato Cookie now appears in Bonds, huh...

Me: *screeching* Should I just read it?! It's gonna take forever before I reach the Dark Cacao Kingdom! But it'll feel weird without the main story context, right?! But I want more content other than my headcanons! Aaargh!!

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Me, after pulling 30 times at Cherry Blossom Cookie's banner and not getting her: Why won't you come home?! Everybody else would've at this point! *avoids looking at Frost Queen Cookie and Dark Cacao Cookie*

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Me: What would happen to my Cookies if I cover all the floor in water?

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Me: Now that I finally got all Epic Cookies *avoids looking at Cherry Blossom Cookie*, only the Ancient (minus Pure Vanilla Cookie) and Legendary Cookies are left!

[goineedsleep]

this is just as bad, if not worse, than my previous idea

-olberic is a soldier of... what do i call it... goshdang it i'm just calling it atlasrule, and he does it really well

-erhardt and he are excellent at it, but they prefer sticking to one area: olberics hometown of... i'm calling it hornburgia(that's an awful name, i know)

-they're called to the capital for a meeting, and they aren't very happy about it but they accept anyways

-olberic just wants to pet his cat, goddamnit

-and they go there to complete mayhem

-nobles are out on the streets, screeching about how their rivals are dirty liars! That they never betrayed the capital, and that everyone who claims so is a "dirty fool who hasn't seen money once before in their lives"!

-olberic and erhardt: -_-

-they head towards the meeting location and are yelled at by those people. it's one hell of a saturday

-they ask the guard captain what in the name of jesus christ is going on -he heard that a group of nobles conspired against prince cyrus after he came out of the closet, and they didn't manage to take him out. -olberic and erhardt, bisexual disaster besties they are, are like "...well they had it comin" and move on to what they're needed for

-they need to be the bodyguards for prince cyrus because he's being attacked

-erhardt declines because he wants to protect hornburgia. olberic accepts because he can

-and so he meets the prince of atlasrule. and happens to get along with him very well

-they accidentally match clothes one day and the king just stared at them like

-and over the course of a month they start crushin HARD

-it's a problem for no one but the kings advisor, werner

-he's constantly reminding the prince that he needs to focus on his studies, no matter what emotions he may face

-olberic literally has to carry cyrus out bridal style from the library a few times a week, which allows the maids of the house to flip the hell out every time he has to ensure cyrus doesn't sleep on a desk

-the things he does for his crush, am i right?

-then olberic finds out that the attack on cyrus for coming out of the closet was orchestrated by a person still in the castles service, and rightfully freaks the fork out

-he alerts cyrus, and tells him to keep it a secret. they need to know who it is before exacting their revenge on this perpetrator

-cyrus lets werner know about this mysterious perpetrator, having trusted him for years

-cyrus is kidnapped the following week

-olberic starts investigating like. all the time -even on weekends

-boi is stressed as hell, and is out of a job

-he follows the advice of cyrus to go ahead and look for the master sword

-he goes to the water kingdom for their key to the sword first -alfyn, an amateur doctor, shows olberic where to find the key: inside the stomach of their queen, who has been incredibly unwell for the past few months -he's analyzed the causes again and again, and can find only one cure: an herb only found in Bolderfall, where the Gorons live -olberic agrees to go there- there's another key to the sword in the region anyways

-they get to Bolderfall, and things are in a royal mess -the people there are sick too, but from a completely different ailment -alfyn's able to treat it, and he goes around helping people all day -he's incredibly tired, and olberic pays for his inn stay for once

-the next day, they wake up to alfyns bag being stolen -olberic and alfyn track down the thief, who is attempting to treat some of their accomplices -alfyn properly takes care of these individuals, and questions the thief as to why he stole the bag -thief was trying to take care of these people, since no one's even bothering with their own family and there's no apothecary that'd dare take care of the low income portions of the city -alfyn insists otherwise and makes conversation with the guy while olberic gets his first key

-the next day, they head back to clearzoras domain, with the thief named therion in tow -he's tagging along because he wants to, he claims. they don't want to push their luck, so they aren't prying -they save the queen in the brink of time, so she regurgitates the key and olberic's off to find the last one -alfyn and therion accompany him- alfyn to travel the world and help more people out, therion for undisclosed reasons -on their way to the forest, they encounter primrose -she travels with the rest of the group because she is heading that way anyways

-the third area is not in trouble until primrose stabs someone and werner chooses violence at the same time -one of his underlings, a naive fool called darius, lead the charge of an assault on the entirety of atlasrule -werner's attempting to take over the kingdom after imprisoning both the king and his son -they're to be killed once werners conquest is done and over with -therion interrupts darius's monologue with a very violent kick to the nuts -and then therion wins in combat against a darius on a horse -olberic grabs the third key with the assistance of a huntress known as h'aanit in the middle of the commotion

-therion explains that darius was an old friend, and he heard from rumors that he can not only kick him in the nuts, but also destroy everything he's ever worked for. after what he's done to therion, it's only fair at this point -alfyn and co. learn about therions trauma and alfyn becomes a lot more protective over therion -it makes olberic chuckle a little bit- reminds him of his own crush on cyrus

-primrose describes her own dilemma with avenging her father, and is now accompanied by haanit wherever she goes -she doesn't mind it, either

-olberic unlocks the master sword, and now the group can challenge werner and tressa, the spirit of the sword, is constantly talking to olberic in his head -he wants this to be over ASAP- he is terrified for cyrus's life -he and the rest of the group storm through the castle, fight redeye, cassandra(is that tressa ch4 boss or is my brain f-cking with me), simeon, lucia... all those fellas, and then they fudge werner up -it all goes off without a hitch- cyrus is freed from his prison cell and fights with the rest of them as well -fudging werner up is a successful mission

-following the events of this, olberic and cyrus get together -they get married in the far, far future, but they do start dating after werners insurrection -they get the countries shit back together, and say gay and trans rights -a few months after the insurrection alfion occurs

and yeah this is something i wrote impulsively

i couldn't even be funny with erhardt going to femboy hooters. this is truly humorless

i am going to bed now tho, so enjoy it i guess

[thepiinkcryptid]

I saw this and thought it would be fun 🖤

1. Are you solitary or in a coven?

I am solitary.

2. Do you consider yourself Wiccan, Pagan, witch, or other?

I just consider myself a witch. There are aspects of Paganism I follow and enjoy but if I had to choose a title I'd say "Witch".

3. What is your zodiac sign?

Sagittarius ♐

4. Do you have a Patron God/dess?

I don't currently.

5. Do you work with a Pantheon?

I do not.

6. Do you use tarot, palmistry, or 
any other kind of divination?

I enjoy tarot, pendulums, and reading tea leafs.

7. What are some of your favorite herbs to use in your practice? (if any)

Rose petals, elderberry, hibiscus, juniper, lilac and sage are my go tos.

8. How would you define your craft?to.

Oh that's a good one. I would define in as simply witchcraft. I practice my own gifts woth the gifts the Earth and God's provide.

9. Do you curse? If not, do you accept others who do?

I strongly believe in the rule of 3 so I try not to, and if I do I make sure I am putting out good to others. If others do that is their business, I am in no place to judge how other practice.

10. How long have you been practicing?

Since I was about 14.

11. Do you currently or have you ever had any familiars?

I do not currently no.

12. Do you believe in Karma or
Reincarnation?

I believe in karma, I believe in the rule of 3, I believe reincarnation can happen, but I do not believe it is the default for most beings after death.

13. Do you have a magical name?

Nope!

14. Are you “out of the broom closet”?

In-plain-sight yes.

15. What was the last spell you performed?

A spell to rekindle love that's gone cold.

16. Would you consider yourself knowledgeable?

Yes, but always learning!

17. Do you write your own spells?

On occasion.

18. Do you have a book of shadows?
If so, how is it written and/or set up?

I do as well as a hroloir. Both are pretty free form.

19. Do you worship nature?

I wouldn't say I worship it, I am thankful for it and make sure the Earth knows that.

20. What is your favorite gemstone?

Opal.

21. Do you use feathers, claws, fur, pelt, skeletons/bones, or any other animal body part for magical work?

I don't but I wouldn't say I would be opposed to it.

22. Do you have an altar?

Not a proper one at the moment (small apartment) but I have a shelf of my oddities

23. What is your preferred element?

Fire (it's my own). I like how it embodies both beauty and uncontrollable chaos depending on how you treat it.

24. Do you consider yourself an Alchemist?

I guess I've never thought about it. No?

25. Are you any other type of magical practitioner besides a witch?

Nope!

26. What got you interested in witchcraft?

My mother is a witch, as are many of my family members

27. Have you ever performed a spell or ritual with the company of anyone who was not a witch?

I have not no.

28. Have you ever used ouija?

Nope.

29. Do you consider yourself a psychic?

Psychic? No. Aware and ability to see potential outcomes better than most? Yes.

30. Do you have a spirit guide? If so, what is it?

I do not.

31. What is something you wish someone had told you when you first started?

There is no "right way" to do it.

32. Do you celebrate the Sabbats? If so which one is your favorite?

Yes! Beltane because ya boy likes to bone 😅

33. Would you ever teach witchcraft to your children?

Of course, it's in our blood

34. Do you meditate?

Often!

35. What is your favorite season?

Autumn.

36. What is your favorite type of magick to preform?

Anything consumable.

37. How do you incorporate your spirituality into your daily life?

Devotions, prayers, using sachets and stones.

38. What is your favorite witchy movie?

Hocus Pocus (I'm a basic witch I know 🤣)

39. What is your favorite witchy book, both fiction and non-fiction. Why?

Funnily enough I haven't read that many.

40. What is the first spell you ever preformed? Successful or not.

Oh I could never choose just one!

41. What’s the craziest witchcraft-related thing that’s happened to you?

Accidentally setting something a blaze and it reacting as if it was untouched.

42. What is your favourite type of candle to use?

Taper.

43. What is your favorite witchy tool?

Wand! I love my platinum and clear quartz wand I use it daily.

44. Do you or have you ever made your own witchy tools?

I have not!

45. Have you ever worked with any magical creatures such as the fea or spirits?

Yes.

46. Do you practice color magic?

I incorporate it.

47. Do you or have you ever had a witchy teacher or mentor of any kind?

My mother and aunt.

48. What is your preferred way of shopping for witchcraft supplies?

Local shops when I can, personally owned online shops if I cat find stuff in person.

49. Do you believe in predestination or fate?

Fate, yes, predestination, no.

50. What do you do to reconnect when you are feeling out of touch with your practice?

Write in my grimoir.

51. Have you ever had any supernatural experiences?

Too many to count.

52. What is your biggest witchy pet peeve?

People who try to push their own rules, gate keep, or scare others.

53. Do you like incense? If so what’s your favorite scent?

Yes! Bergamot!

54. Do you keep a dream journal of any kind?

Nope!

55. What has been your biggest witchcraft disaster?

Using none organic roses to make rose water and poisoning myself with pesticides.

56. What has been your biggest witchcraft success?

I consider them all to be success because even if they don't go according to plan I learned something.

57. What in your practice do you do that you may feel silly or embarrassed about?

I always feel a bit silly speaking out loud 🤣

58. Do you believe that you can be an atheist, Christian, Muslim or some other faith and still be a witch too?

Of course. Gate keeping is fucking gross. You do you babe.

59. Do you ever feel insecure, unsure or even scared of spell work?baby.

Haven't we all?

60. Do you ever hold yourself to a standard in your witchcraft that you feel you may never obtain?

Nope.

61. What is something witch related that you want right now?

A unakite geode!

62. What is your rune of choice?

I don't have one.

63. What is your tarot card of choice?

Death because every good reader knows he is never literal

64. Do you use essential oils? If so what is your favorite?

Yes! I love grapefruit.

65. Have you ever taken any kind of witchcraft or pagan courses?

Nope.

66. Do you wear pagan jewelry in public?

Sometimes a pentacle or pentagram.

67. Have you ever been discriminated against because of your faith or being a witch?

Haven't we all?

68. Do you read or subscribe to any pagan magazines?

Nope.

69. Do you think it’s important to know the history of paganism and witchcraft?

Having an understanding of anything you are apart of or want to partake in is important but being a walking text book isn't helpful.

70. What are your favorite things about being a witch?

The connection with so many things normal people will never see or know.

71. What are your least favorite things about being a witch?

Being an empath can be so painful. Seeing the auras of evil people always hurt me too.

72. Do you listen to any pagan music? If so who is your favorite singer/band?

I have a Playlist, I wouldn't say I listen to any Pagab bands, more so Celtic stuff and creepy compositions.

73. Do you celebrate the Esbbats? If so, how?

Nope.

74. Do you ever work skyclad?

Yes. I prefer to meditate nude and do most things in just my underwear (hot wax/embers/sharp tools + my pens = no thanks)

75. Do you think witchcraft has improved your life? If so, how?

Of course. I have been exposed to so much most people will never enjoy.

76. Where do you draw inspiration from for your practice?

Call me basic but it's true: The Earth and Mother Nature.

77. Do you believe in ‘fantasy’ creatures? (Unicorns, fairies, elves, gnomes, ghosts, etc)

Can you call them fantasy if they're real?

78. What’s your favorite sigil/symbol?

One I created for impulse control.

79. Do you use blood magick in your practice? Why or why not?

Only my own to create magical ties.

80. Could you ever be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t support your practice?

I don't think so no.

81. In what area or subject would you most like your craft to grow?

Healing.

82. What’s your favorite candle scent? Do you use it in your practice?

Vanilla reminds me of my Nana baking in the kitchen. She's Chrustian but she inspires me to be a good person.

83. Do you have a pre-ritual ritual? (I.e. Something you do before rituals to prepare yourself for them). If so what is it?

Yes! I meditate naked, burn some blue sage and wash my hands.

84. What real life witch most inspires your practice?

My mother.

85. What is your favorite method of communicating with deity?

Offerings.

86. How do you like to organize all your witchy items and ingredients?

Alphabetically.

87. Do you have any witches in your family that you know of?

My mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, great aunt, great grandmother, and probably everyone in that line of sucession. I also have a great uncle who was gay so I assume he was too being that I am one of the few males witches in my family and I am gay.

88. How have you created your path? What is unique about it?

I always put intention into things, you can carve a path through a mountain of you acknowledge the fact that as a magical being you can do it. Our biggest hurdles are ourselves.

89. Do you feel you have any natural gifts or affinities (premonitions, hearing spirits, etc.) that led you toward the craft? If so what are they?

Seeing auras, being an exceptionally heightened empath, seeing super natural creatures, and premonitions.

90. Do you believe you can initiate yourself or do you have to be initiated by another witch or coven?

I am a solitary witch my blood you tell me.

91. When you first started out in your path what was the first thing or things you bought?

Tarot cards! I still have them almost 10 years later.

92. What is the most spiritual or magickal place you’ve been?

Hmmmm. The house I lived in when I was in Kansas. But not in a good way.

93. What’s one piece of advice you’d give someone who is searching for their matron and patron deities?

Seek out what feels right. Do not listen to anyone who tells you that you "have to" praise anyone.

94. What techniques do you use to ‘get in the zone’ for meditation?

A bit if wine, some good meditation and honestly some good sex. Not mesacriky in that order.

95. Did visualization come easily to you or did you have to practice at it?

Practice practice practice.

96. Do you prefer day or night? Why?

Evening because I like times of transition.

97. What do you think is the best time and place to do spell work?

Depends on what you're doing.

98. How did you feel when you cast your first circle? Did you stumble or did it go smoothly?

I was young and stumbled. Don't give up though.

99. Do you believe witchcraft gets easier with time and practice?

Yes and no?

100. Do you believe in many gods or one God with many faces?

I am polytheistic.

101. Do you eat meat, eggs and dairy?polytheism.

Yes.

102. What is your favorite color and why?

Baby pink because it's my aura colour.

103. What is the one question you get asked most by non-practitioners or non-pagans? How do you usually respond?

"How does it work???" and "Oh so you're evil?"

104. Which of your five senses would you say is your strongest?

Taste.

105. What is a pagan or witchcraft rule that you preach but don’t practice?

Don't drink and cast. Ya boy likes mead sorry not sorry (that being said I don't ever do anything woth chemicals or fire while drinking).

[ryuumarsart]

Alright...hear me out...

What if Bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter were bisexual rather than straight? Like many of my recent ships, this came to me towards the end of the series when [spoilers] Bojack moved in with Mr. Peanutbutter and I realized that I needed this stupid ship. I thought, "Let's get these predatory men away from women by shipping them with each other lol" and this happened. I know a lot of their arcs revolve around being straight as hell and it's questionable to make such flawed characters queer, but this is just for fun. Basically, in this AU Bojack is bisexual, with a preference towards men. His childhood is made even worse as a queer child in a highly homophobic household, especially from his father. Thanks to this and compulsory heterosexuality, he has to suppress his love for other boys and only let himself like girls. He is a little more free once he escapes his family, but not by much. He ends up in a secret relationship with Herb, the first time he can embrace his sexuality fully. This makes his later betrayal so much more painful as Herb is not only hurt by a friend, but heartbroken. When it comes out that Herb is gay, he begs for Bojack to come out and stand with him in solidarity, but he refuses for his career's sake. Furious, Herb tries to out him, but Bojack plays it off as an act of desperate slander. After this incident, Bojack falls back into the routine of only letting himself date girls, although he longs to pursue his male crushes. This routine of cycling through women to convince everyone, including himself, that he's straight contributes to his belief that he can never truly love someone. The only person that he comes out to is Diane (definitely after she finishes writing his book) who keeps his secret no matter how infuriating he is. Meanwhile, Mr. Peanutbutter is bi as well, with no real preference either way. His family was low-key homophobic, so he never really came out to them, especially since he had a habit of moving through relationships quickly and ignoring his same-sex crushes. On the way to stardom, he quickly learned that queer people were not welcome in Hollywood, so he continued his facade. He definitely had a celebrity crush on Hank Hippopopalous. He falls pretty hard for Bojack, but since Bojack is so clearly straight, he moves on to Katrina. Every time his love dies for one of his wives, he finds himself back at Bojack. This makes his little obsession with Bojack a little more reasonable, like how he always wanted to hang out with him and made Diane hang up the phone "in case Bojack calls" and defends him despite all the terrible things Bojack does, since he is not just trying to force everyone to like him, but is in love with him. He worries about Bojack each time he spirals, but feels like there isn't much he can do to help. He too comes out to Diane, partly as "proof" that she is different from his past two wives who he didn't come out to. This backfires though once they drift apart as she starts to understand why he cared so much about Bojack and she questions the validity of their relationship. Mr. Peanutbutter truly loved her, but she can't believe that someone like him could love someone like her, using his sexuality as an excuse (making her a little biphobic in this, but she learns better later don't worry). Once she's over him, she's just annoyed that these two gay disasters should just KISS ALREADY and leave women alone. When stuff hits the fan and Bojack is losing everything, the only one still by his side is Mr. Peanutbutter, who is secretly happy to be in that position. He desperately wants Bojack to just forget the outside world, forget everyone else, and live happily with him, despite knowing that it isn't realistic. He goes to Todd's party, worried about Bojack when he is kicked out, but wanting to be there for his best friend. He ends up leaving early to return to an empty home. After many failed calls, he checks Bojack's old house, finding EMTs already there. He is devastated and comes face-to-face with his feelings for Bojack as his death hits harder than he expected. He is overjoyed when Bojack lives, even if he has to serve time in prison. He visits him in prison when he can, although he can tell that Bojack wishes that his other friends would as well. Bojack comes to value these visits though when Mr. Peanutbutter has to miss a couple because of work. Mr. Peanutbutter continues to support him when everyone else continue to live better lives without Bojack, giving him a home after his release. (The rest of this is me forcing a happy ending lol) After SO LONG, Bojack realizes that he has someone to love him unconditionally and finally accepts his love for men. He comes out publicly because it's not like people could hate him more than they do. Mr. Peanutbutter does as well, but less dramatically. I imagine that Bojack still has so much trouble saying "I love you" so he uses some drawn out reference to say it to Mr. Peanutbutter. They live out their days as an old gay couple trying to improve themselves with each other for support (and LOTS of therapy oml). tl:dr In this AU they're both bi and suffer from compulsory heterosexuality, but end up together as two flawed people trying to move on from their pasts and improve themselves.

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tee & bee on sports night (1.04)

hey we're tee & bee and ur reading abt sports night on tumblr — where @thxngam live reacts to sports night in 2021 and sends me stuff and i post it

sports night 1.04 — intellectual property

“Virgin Snow” sounds wrong and I can’t believe they can say that on tv and not have anyone cringe

I’m cringing at least

Also is Casey scared of bugs?

That’s precious

“Dan, is there a fly in the studio?”

“Let him work through it.”

Very tired spouse energy

The Hoisington, Kansas thing is very funny

There’s gotta be something funny about Wisconsin lol

Or Milwaukee whatever this is

Also Dan's face while Casey’s swatting the fly is the funniest thing

It’s like if sighing was a facial expression

I love how Dan is just over Casey’s bitching about the ankle

It’s very “honey, if you had listened to me the first time…”

I feel like I keep saying this but this is very high married couple energy

HE KICKED A FIRE HYDRANT

Casey u disaster child I love you so much

Dan you’re a horrible horrible man and this is so funny to me

Also Dan’s sweater is very cute

Natalie and Dana’s friendship is adorable

I think it’s just bc I love female friendships but also the way they play off each other is nice

Also Natalie debating whether to stick her hand in the blender is kind of a mood

Natalie told Casey about Dana’s lingerie?

Damn

Dana’s attitude toward lingerie for her is cool

“This is for me!” Damn right it is Dana ily

“I think it’s sweet that you and your partner sing to each other on television-“

THATS SO GAY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

“Others may think it’s vaguely gay, but I disagree.” Mallory Moss you are wrong and it is totally gay

Dans face LMAO

“It’s against the law to be vaguely gay?”

Dan, sweetie, you and Casey have passed vaguely gay. like way passed. Look 10 miles behind you and there was the boundary for “this is mildly homosexual but it could be construed as friendship”. You have reached married couple energy my man, don’t be stupid

Also I didn’t know know happy birthday had authors and now I feel kinda dumb

Mallory Moss is my idol and I love her

Casey is rlly hung up on this fly

Jeremy is also cute

I like his glasses

CASEYS FACE WHEN JEREMY SAYS THE WEEKEND IS ABOUT SEX

I identify with that face so much

“What do we know about the phantom fly?”

Dana I want to BE you

Isaacs face when Dan says “the intellectual property cops are drawing up my butt” is so funny

All of the characters have amazing ‘I’m-over-this-bullshit’ faces

“Took two people to write that song??”

Why doesn’t Jeremy think Dana and Casey is a good idea?

Also Dan's fixation on the birthday thing is funny

Natalie just yanked Casey’s earpiece out and I love her

Casey looking at her calendar is kinda an invasion of privacy

She seems to be sort of amused tho

Also Casey stopping in the middle of his point to point out a dangling modifier is peak herb behavior and I'd like to kiss his stupid face

Dana seems to be startling self aware

Like way above anybody else in this show except possibly Natalie

Dana, I don’t think u realize this, but pointing out that Casey is not cute, funny, smart, or nice seems to imply u think he is all of those things

“I apologize for about half the things.”

Casey u disaster bean

“I want BADLY to see you naked!”

THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT

JEREMYS FACE I CANT

Dana u must have so many lamps

Stress furniture shopping is very Dana

This conversation is very intense

Dana also yes, you go, stick up for yourself

I like that she’s not letting herself be used a temporary amusement when Casey’s loosing his mind

I appreciate that in a character

Though Casey’s face is sad af

OMG THERE IS A FLY

That’s a good ending

Her “son of a gun” made me feel things considering it is literally about a fly being used as a metaphorical device

[indecentpause]

For the people in Puzzle! :snowflake: and :baby bottle: and :flower bouquet: (formatted odd because I'm on my phone like usual :P )

Hiiiii I’m gonna just do Meara because I’ll have to work the rest of the stuff out with Josselin and Frankie with you later, but here we go!

cw: mental illness (depression and adhd)

❄️ What makes your OC sad, so sad that they can’t help but cry all day? How do they cheer themself up? Does their sadness upset any of their loved ones too?

Thinking about his family makes Meara really sad. They had an awful relationship when he was growing up and disowned him at 16 when they found out he’s gay, but they were awful to him before that because he had undiagnosed ADHD and depression, and he was ‘too much trouble.’ He’s past the point of crying about it but sometimes if he’s reminded of them suddenly and unexpectedly, he’ll have a (well deserved) mopefest. Danny of course cares very deeply about Meara’s well being (I know we’ve only seen a little of him so far but there will be more; they are best friends after all), and Josselin hates when Meara is sad. Frankie does, too, but she’s better at trying to cheer him up. She’s just naturally a little goofier and sillier, which is what Meara needs when he gets like that.

Meara also is generally sad all the time about the fact that he can’t talk to many people about the things he loves, and whenever he really starts to get excited, he starts apologizing because people would always say they didn’t care. Josselin is going to fight whoever said that.

Musicals are generally Meara’s go-to for cheering up, at least, once he gets out of his situation and moves in with Josselin. They’re comforting for him, whether watching or just listening or singing.

🍼 Does your OC have any children or want children? What names would they pick? Are they good with kids or a complete disaster?

WELL I’m doing this for Puzzle and not Sheraton canon so. Meara doesn’t plan on kids and doesn’t have strong feelings one way or another, because he’d only want to do it with a partner and can’t see himself being in a healthy or happy enough relationship long term for that. If he did, though, he’d want to adopt or foster kids, so he wouldn’t pick names (although he’d let them change their names if they wanted). He’s pretty good with kids! He’s friendly and he likes to sing and dance and play guitar and goof around and play silly games, he just doesn’t get the chance to feel comfortable doing it often. But being around kids really brings that out.

💐 Does your OC like flowers? What are their favourites? Do they keep a garden of some sort? What flowers would they use in a flower crown? (and if you like, research the meanings behind those flowers!)

Meara LOVES flowers! He loves plants in general, and in fact I think he’s going to try to start a windowsill garden for him and Josselin. :) Herbs for Meara and flowers for Josselin. Meara LOVES yellow flowers of any kind, especially daffodils, and he also love miniature tea roses of any color! And jasmine; he LOVES the scent. He doesn’t have a garden now (he did at Drake’s, but just had to grab the essentials and go so it got left behind) but once he’s doing better, and has the courage and drive to do things just because he likes to, the garden is going to come back. If he was going to make a flower crown it would probably be out of dandelions, because they are everywhere and it’s the kind of thing he would do on the fly outside because there were a bunch around. :)

Ask me an OC question here!

[hottestthingalive]

First of all, I love your blog and writing! Second, here's a fic title, should you choose to accept it. 'I Am Not The Villain In This Tale'. Have a lovely day!

Aw, thank you!!! 

-Well, okay, we all know i have to do some angst here. 

-Fantasy angst? O-O

-The whole kingdom knows to fear the witches in the woods. There are stories of them; of a snake-turned-sorcerer, with the voice of a siren and skin dotted with scales. Of a man with eyes as red as roses and hair white as snow, with the same face as King Roman of the South, summoning monsters with a flick of his wrists. Of an entity wrapped in shadows, purple eyes shining through the darkness, appearing whenever anyone tries to enter the forest, blocking their path. 

-(Does it matter if the sorcerer only uses his voice to sing away the intruders, if the monsters never harm a soul, if all who encounter the shadow-being survive?)

-And so King Roman, joined by one of the most famous mages in all the land, Patton K’tali, and a skilled warrior who is only known as Logos, journey to the forest to try and defeat the witches. 

-And there they encounter a man who looks just as startled to see them as they are to see him, who is picking herbs in the forest. They accidentally startle him into falling backwards, conking his head on a rock. 

-When he wakes up, he tells them his name is Virgil. 

-As you may have guessed, Virgil’s our dear shadowy friend. And when Logos, who refuses to say his actual name, asks him how he’s managed to enter the forest without encountering the witches, and why he’s there unarmed, Virgil panics. “There’s ways through the forest for people who know them,” he says, and then, “I could show you, if you want?” 

-And so begins the adventures of these four. Roman just wants to find the witches -- and maybe see if his theory is correct, and if the one with his face is actually his long lost brother. Patton is fascinated by the magic they’re supposed to possess, and wants to establish peace if possible. Logos (Logan) wants revenge for the death of his sister, commonly attributed to the witches, and is willing to betray all three of the others to get it. 

-Virgil just wants to lead these boys in circles, away from Janus and Remus, enough that they give up -- hopefully before the full moon, when he will have to rejoin the other two to preform a ritual designed to protect the forest and all the lands around it, including the human kingdoms, from the creatures attempting to break through the portal in the center of the woods. 

-And all this must be done by four disaster gays, who find themselves gradually falling for each other. 

-Oops. 

-(Bonus points if all of them have reason to believe themselves the villian in the others’ eyes >:) )

A bit short, but I hope you enjoy it!

Send me a fake fic title and I’ll tell you what I’d write for it!

[bojackandherb]

Herb: (probably drunk or tipsy idk)

Charlotte: opinions on women?

Herb: women are beautiful amazing creatures😌

Charlotte: opinions on men?

Herb: men? MEN ASKANKSNAKANN,,, when,, when they,, men😭

[theladydrgn]

Fic WIP Wednesday

Today have a snippet of a vampire!Aziraphale au I’ve been working on off and on. Featuring a human Crowley being a gay disaster and very much in denial.

“Did you know the most beautiful man in London owns the ugliest shop in Soho?” Crowley didn’t expect the ficus he was glaring at to respond but he liked to imagine it swayed side to side in a ’no’. “Course you didn’t. You’re a plant. Don’t know anything. Should’ve named you John Snow.”

It didn’t, actually, have a name. Crowley was against naming the plants in his shop. The plants in his flat were another matter.

Crowley moved on from inspecting and watering the saplings to the herb starters. He had a lot more stock to keep up with during this time of year. People didn’t often buy plants in the winter months and would then scramble once spring rolled around to replace anything they couldn’t keep alive in the cold. At least with the herbs, what didn’t sell was easily taken home to be chopped and dried for cooking.

He leveled his plastic spray-bottle at the rack of them, each labeled clearly with white marker on their little black plastic pots. “What do you think, parsley? Guy with a shop in Soho has to be loaded. Or his family does, at any rate. Think I have a chance with a guy like that?” Crowley scowled fiercely the second the sentence left his mouth and gave said parsley a quick spritz. “What the bloody hell am I saying? Do I have a chance? As if I’m interested after a single conversation. That would be ridiculous. I’m not that desperate.” Not that he’d gone on dates after less.

The parsley just swayed in the gently moving air caused by the slowly rotating fans above. Crowley scowled harder at it and lifted the leaves out of the way to check for any spots. “Besides, he’s fussy.” Which Crowley thought was cute. “Old.” He had no idea how old Aziraphale actually was. “And it’s possible he’s not even gay.” Crowley prided himself on having a fairly accurate gaydar and no straight man their age had manicured fingernails.

[marzipanandminutiae]

a modern (positive) version of Carmilla where Carmilla is just this tiny delicate woman in subtly elegant designer clothes who looks like a high wind could knock her over. all soft, loose curls and luxuriant fabrics, floral prints and light but unmistakable lily perfume. everyone who sees her assumes she must run an Instagram account with lots of photos of artistic herb bunches

and Laura is a classic Disaster Gay(TM), always scrambling right up to the deadline at work, wearing a shabby flannel and mom jeans, hair thrown up in a messy bun (but not the stylish kind). her dad calls her every night, but she doesn’t really have any close friends. everyone who sees her assumes she’s driven and just a bit adorkable, easy to smile at once and never consider again. good old dependable Laura

except Carmilla

who takes one look at her and thinks, “yep. this one. this one forever, or no-one else.”

[bae-science]

just cadet tingz ❤️❤️❤️❤️

amara: constantly crushin’ lesbian. baby duckling imprints onto jake as Cool Big Brother and hermann as Wise Old Mentor even though he’s like 46 and irons his shoelaces. has been seen baby-talking scrapper and the other jaegers. adhd but like, i have seventy different hacks to get things done and be super functioning however i have not slept in two days, adhd. originator of most schemes. asks vik out via roomba display and like. it works. has that traumatized kid thing where she hyperfocuses on fixing other problems (people and mechanical) to feel like she’s working on her own. 

vik: baby butch mwah! first to yell at everyone to shut the fuck up it’s lights out, first to join the group cuddle puddle, last out the door to make sure no one got caught in Scheme #442. not the most experienced with comforting but if somebody is acting out, will lay down the hard truth but also provide concrete ideas on how to fix the problem because nobody is ever “just” a jerk. one therapy session away from getting diagnosed with autism lbr. is really really good at specifically building ikea furniture and amara is so fucking mad about it. cat person. 

jin-hai: genuine bisexual disaster, has a twitch where he plays really retro games like fortnite and the last of us and zelda, massive sweet tooth and whiz with an icing bag, will drag everyone into a loving found family if he has to pull them by the scruff of their necks goddamnit

ilya: closeted for a while but gay and nonbinary with he/him pronouns. class clown, newt has a soft spot for him because of the name and also he recognizes what “hey if i’m funny and entertaining enough for you guys will you keep me around?” looks like. fantastic green thumb, loves his tiny secret herb garden more than some cousins. 

renata: trans femme lesbian and the actual definition of “eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man”. ty-lee kin. runs a makeup tutorial instagram/tiktok, just the sweetest bubbliest person you’ll ever meet. has an entire drawer just for her sticker collection, constantly rotating her phone case bc she’s indecisive. team mom and sews extra pockets into her uniform to carry around Mom Gear (hand sanitizer, chapstick, hair ties, granola bars, flash bombs, etc)

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

GATHER ROUND, NIGHVALEANS AND DUCKTALEANS ALIKE

I PRESENT TO YOU ALL (dun dun dun DUN) THE WELCOME TO ST. CANARD AU

Okay listen, I was in the shower thinking about Steve Carlsberg, okay? This is all Steve's fault. Blame Steve for it. (jk pls don't, Steve deserves the world) Anyways, I was thinking about how Steve's voice sounds almost EXACTLY like Herb Muddlefoot. Not to mention that the dynamic between Steve and Cecil (pre-episode 110) was nearly the exact same as Herb and Drake's in the Darkwing Duck cartoon. Then I remembered the AU that I ran across in a Drakepad fic by NinjaLibrarian (thanks @paragons-saga for correcting me!) where Binkie was Drake's sister. And it all fell into place. Here's a quick rundown-

Drake Mallard (Cecil) is the 27 year old host of Welcome to St. Canard, a community radio show in St. Canard that is neither small, nor a desert town, but the sun is still hot, the moon is still beautiful, and there's still mysterious lights floating overhead while everyone pretends to sleep.

Drake absolutely has the classic Cecil Palmer wardrobe- orange golashes, cat ears, and all. You can fight me on this.

Launchpad McQuack (Carlos) is a quirky scientist who found his way into town one day. Now I know what you're going to say- Launchpad as CARLOS? But JUST LISTEN- Launchpad is capable of knowing a LOT about something if he cares about it. In 2017 Ducktales, LP obsessed over Darkwing Duck and, as such, knows everything there is to know about it. My thought is that if he found science as interesting as he finds Darkwing Duck, my boy would be the best in his field. Launchpad is NOT DUMB. If you even start to say that he is, I will snatch your kneecaps and ground them into a tasty stew. So basically, yeah. Launchpad McQuack is a scientist who comes to town one day stating that St. Canard is the most scientifically interesting town that he's ever seen. Drake, a gay disaster, reports over the radio that the newcomer has perfect hair and teeth like a military cemetary. Drake fell in love instantly.

Herb Muddlefoot (Steeeeve Carlsberg...) is Drake's brother-in-law, married to Drake's sister Binkie. Drake dislikes him almost immediately- not because he's done anything wrong, Drake just really does not like Herb. Drake had helped his sister (who he still didn't really get along with but, y'know, he loved her cause shes his sister) raise her two children, Tank and Honker, up until she met Herb. (Yes, I know Herb is the boys' biological father in the show, just roll with me). Drake felt like Herb had taken over his spot as sole male figure in Tank and Honker's lives and did NOT like that one bit.

Yeah, Gosalyn is there. For her, a lot is the same as in DWD I think. Famous scientist Grandfather who passes away. In this AU, however, what if LP knew her grandfather, worked with him? Launchpad was a good friend of Dr. Waddlemeyer and when he passed away, he took it upon himself to adopt his young granddaughter Gosalyn. When he moved to St. Canard, he took her with him. (I like this because in show Gos and LP come into Drake's life at the same time)

St. Canard is a weird ass town, a lot like Nightvale, just a bit different in some ways that I have not figured out yet. Gimme a break, I only thought this up half an hour ago.

Hamburger Hippo instead of Arby's

Negaduck is Kevin. The Negaverse is Desert Bluffs. Nuff said.

"I said whoever cut Launchpad's hair, your mom's a ho!"

That's all I can think of at the moment, PLEASE feel free to add on or write fanfiction for this AU!!!!! I think it's great (but also horrific) so idk, help feed my addiction

And if, say, AntWrites or NinjaLibrarian or Cinnabunni could write some fanfiction for this, that would be just *chef kisses*. I love you guys' fanfics, they give me a will to live

That said,

Good Night, St. Canard. Good night.

[hang-on-a-mo]

Top 10 Favourite Characters

Tagged by @ilovejaskierthebard to list off ten of my favorite characters. Sorry it's so late, I did this twice and both times Tumblr ate it so I gave up for a bit lol. But here we are now, in no particular order.

1. Geralt of Rivia - Witcher 3

Catty beyond all reason. Talks to himself about the weather. White Wolf. The Continants smartest dumbass. Puns. Tries his best. Is actually really soft but don't tell him that. #ManSlut

2. Wei Wuxian/Wei Ying - The Untamed (Mo Dao Xu Shi)

Can be summed up with Wei Ying No. Sense of self preservation highly suspect. Dork level over 9000. Plays with things he really shouldn't. Like necromancy. Wei Ying No. Instant Lan Zhan trigger. Adopted brother is an ungrateful asshole. Seriously, Jiang Cheng check your priveledge. Too pure for this world. Except when he's not. Canonically a gay disaster. Bunnies.

3. Will Graham - Hannibal (TV)

A study in why emphasizing with serial killers is not a Good Idea. Spends too much time eyeballs deep in crazy. Needs a new job. And a nap. Adopts all the dogs. Murder Husband. Flannel. Allergic to socializing. Understandably. His day job literally boils down to fantasizing about brutally murdering people, a great conversation starter. Therapist is a literal cannibal. Needs a new therapist.

4. Guts - Berserk

Hundred man killer before it was cool. #ChildhoodTrauma. Actual dork. Swings big swords. Barra af. Still somehow projects Bottom Energy. Bad Life Choices. Possibly gay for his ex best friend. Who added #AdulthoodTrauma when he betrayed their boy band for demons. Revenge quest. Did I mention trauma. Reckless. Kind of an idiot but we love him anyway.

5. Sephiroth - FFVII

There's no dramatic like Over Dramatic. Needs better friends. Nothing like finding out your entire existence is a lie. Was a Hero until he was rudely shoved off the deep end. Hair porn. When they say Safer Sephiroth what they really mean is Danger Sephiroth. Butt Wings. Seven foot sword is not a euphemism. Very stabby. Mommy issues.

6. Nyx Ulric - FFXV

Spicy Galahdian meatball. 100% worth the wait. Hee-Ro. Deserves so much better. Sass master. Ex bartender. Now a fancy ass magic warrior who makes a living magically yeeting himself at things and stabbing them. For Hearth and Home. Himbo energy.

7. Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars

Knight of the Sassy Order. Master of violent negotiation. Sith Lord's are his spEciAlitY. Back seat driver. Flirts with people actively trying to kill him. Obi-Wan No. Collects too many pathetic lifeforms. He is beauty, he is grace, he tends to land on his face. Absolutely savage. Hello there!

8. Superman - DC

Last dweeb of Krypton. Needs a better disguise. Except not. Who would ever suspect Clark "golly" Kent. Alien Big Dick Energy. Solar powered energizer bunny. Fan of lying by omission. And justITH. Property damage. One improper punch man. Someone teach this loser how to throw down pls god. Flyboy. Actual cinnamon roll. Every insurance companies nightmare. Supergeek. Allergic to space rocks. Frickin' laserbeams.

9. Jon Snow- GoT/ASoIaF

Jon "I'm gonna pet this fucking Dragon" Snow. Tries his best. Swings his sword sword. Steamy. The other White Wolf. Existence is a lie. Give the man a hug. And a dragon. Himbo. 28 STAB WOUNDS. Doom and gloom and drama. What happens when an introvert is forced to lead armies. Knows more than people give him credit for. Still himbo tho.

10. Leon S. Kennedy - Resident Evil

Wanted to be a cop. Got zombies instead. #Trauma. Kind of dumb. Can't drive for shit. Leon No. 101 sassy one liners. Also 101 statements of the exceedingly obvious. Needs hugs. Routinely ingests strange herbs randomly found lying around. King of fancy kicks. Somehow not a zombie yet. Cinnamon roll. Hunnigan is done. An actual disaster. Drink less, sleep more. Remake Lele, a bby boi. Both savage and adorable.