#gay jucie

[merakidoll]

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧 | Toji. F & Sukuna. R

- Toji and Sukuna, the no good rockstar boys, who you just so happened to have a sick obsession to. and luckily you finally got to get your wish.

warnings : black chubby! reader. the boys are gay ( we love ). anal, alluding to ass eating but not descriptive. vaginal penetration, double stuffed hehe, hard drug usage. toji has a play boy belly piercing but they both have many tattoos and piercings! neck biting, blood drinking. veryyyy little plot.

mirah note. : i got a littleeee carried away but it’s all good. i don’t think i like this very much either 🧍🏾‍♀️

the nasty boys is what the media referred to the two men as. they’re real, raw, and very uncut with their fans about everything. from their terrible drug usage, to their love of sharing, toji and sukuna made it known that they weren’t men you should settle with, but steer clear from. yet, you just never listened. you knew you weren’t doing a very good job at stalking. you knew - that they knew - you followed them everywhere. fancy dinner, concert, every fan sign. so they decided to give you exactly what you wanted.

looking into the mirror toji carefully- but messily put on the dark eyeliner. he used the tips of his fingers to smudge it in giving it a messy affect that he knew the pretty ladies in the crowd would love. he ignored the moans and gritted teeth words from his bandmate, picking up the rolled crisp 100 dollar bill and sniffing the grimy white substance that was in a line. “mm good shit” he threw his head back, the feeling of his nose burning making his cock harder. andrinline pushing through his bones as he finally got up. one final wink in the mirror

you wish you could have taken a picture of how sexy toji looked standing above you. cropped graphic muscles shirt, with tight leather slacks that didn’t do well at hiding the big dick print. his belly button piercing glistened from the yellow dressing room light, the play boy bunny dangling at every step he took closer. your mouth moved to say something but a loud whine came.

sukuna bucking up into your tightness. he could tell anal was foreign to you, your pretty hole so tight that it wrapped around his tongue, fingers, and now cock so well. “our little stalker needs to be extra- mmm” he paused moaning as his cock let out pre cum inside of you. “full hm?” toji eyes followed the trail of her pretty little body. thick thighs, big breast, love handles, and his favorite- stretch marks.

sukuna had her thick legs up in the air the mini skirt pushed back with no sort of under garment underneath. the view of his cock stuffing her made toji’s dick jerk, her head was leaning onto his shoulder pussy jucies trailing down her leg slowly, as if teasing him. taking a huge breath toji got closer. he pulled his pants just enough for his cock to spring out. his fingers slyly moving to her cunt and sliding through her fat lips, slick forming around him. “p-please” she desperately moaned as he began to rub her clit.

“mm, a slut huh?” she looked up bitting her lip. her pussy ached, sukuna not doing anything to please her but making her feel stuffed and more needy. “where do you want me baby?” grabbing his wrist she brought his fingers to her seeping hole, she didn’t wait for him pushing the two digits in herself. sounds of her wetness breaking out through the room. toji couldn’t contain the moan, dick jumping as tingles went throughout his body. he gently removed his hands bringing the digits to his mouth sucking on her flavor. with eyes rolling to the back of his head he moaned indulging in the savory sweetness. “what a sweet girl” he smirked alighting his cock to her entrance.

moving his eyes from her to sukuna they shared a secret conversation. the two had always had some sort of desire for one another, they never hid it. kissing on stage and taking very sexual instagram photos together. toji could see that him teasing the women had some effect on his mate. “you like it too huh?” pumping his full length in one good time, the women screamed out cumming while toji pressed his lips against the other man’s lips.

“hnguh” moaning against his mouth, sukuna also came letting a load out in the tight ass that only seemed to squeeze him harder. as toji moved back, digging his chipped painted nails into the leather couch, he pumped into her hard. her body moved, creating another friction with the cock in her other hole. making her scramble to grab ahold of something, her body feeling as tho she could faint. “you got it” she heard a whisper from behind her. her eyes were closed but she could feel toji’s hot breath fanning against her ear, his mumbles of how she was the best pussy he ever had making her tighten around him.

“uhhh” throwing his head back sukuna blissed in the way his cock was being milked. toji took that as an opportunity to kiss his tattooed neck, trailing his tongue against his adams apple, then to the right side before bitting down feeling the women below him squeeze down onto him while squirting. “OHMYGODDDD” she had finally spoken words, voice high over the loud chants of the two men’s name from the crowd that had been waiting.

the men shared a moment, the matalic taste of sukunas blood on toji’s tongue making him press his forehead against his shoulder, finally filling her to the brim. while sukuna came from the bite, his body not feeling pain but so much pleasure. sitting still for a moment they all had their eyes closed taking deep heavy breaths.

what threw everyone out of the trance was a giggle. a tired giggle passed her lips that caused everyone to laugh. toji pulling out and bitting his lip when his cum came out of her. using the same two fingers he stuffed all of it back inside. “don’t let it come out.” he said sternly. “if it stays in the entire concert we’ll have more fun after” and with a promising smile he kissed her cheek walking away.

[ladydeath-vanserra]

actually acotar would be exactly the kind of toxic juciness I love if it was queer. make all of them gay for each other and not in its weird ass incestuous way she currently has going on and I'd be so down for it

mean lesbian nesta

mean cunty bisexual rhysand who had a nasty breakup with his bisexual boyfriend Tamlin

mean sex repulsed aroace Amren

UwU sex positive aroace lesbian Elain

Mean Girl™️ Lesbian Mor

Cassian is clearly bisexual with unresolved sexual inclinations torwards Rhysand

demi-romantic azriel

likeeeee

literally if acotar was gay it'd be so campy but noooo

[onedayimgonnasnap]

… Now who tf are you.

Bro has never brushed or combed that messy ass hair.

Your hair built like an orangutans pubic hair.

Like it’s so dry and you can smell it

You lowkey built like Rika from Mystic Messenger. But you make Rika look like a saint who hasn’t drugged people 🤨

I’ve seen you from one Dia spoilers post and I can already tell you is cheap as ever.

She ain’t never has seen the sunlight in her life

She looks like she’d make you a Christmas sweater from her cat named “Muffin”’s fur. Muffin fr a victim.

She probably collects Muffin’s poop too and puts it in a baggy.

She makes me look sane.

She smells like a whole retirement home.

She bought that jewelry from fucking dollar store. It looks fake asf

Let me guess your name is Maria? Your built like a Maria.

She looks like she’d buy her son a console for successfully drawing a triangle

She looks like she enjoys the pulp of orange jucie

She looks like she’d sit randomly in her room and talk to herself

When you read her diary you already know it’s creepy asf

Her titties be saggy asf

She looks like Muffin dragged her ass.

She looks like she seen Jesus.

Her hand is dry asf

Her skin is flaky

She probably has a lot of dandruff

When she shakes her head all the snow from her head falls off.

She built like every evil step mom replacement story.

Why she so creepy. You can see it in her eyes.

She looks like the last time she successfully interacted with a human being was in the BC era.

Solomon prob broke up with her bitch ass

She probably has a religion delusional mental illness where she thinks she’s God.

She looks like she’d bang on your door to join what ever cult she made up.

She looks like her nails are so long yet so yellow.

Bro she likes raisin oatmeal cookies.

She should be put in a mental institution with Rika with her in the same cell. Actually not even Rika deserves that punishment.

She should stay away from, children and animals. Stay away from the animal shelters, the orphanages, Dia, anyone with pink long hair, stay away from the preschools, the elementary school, the daycares, the zoos, the wild life sanctuaries.

She looks like her husband left her because he was gay.

[i-dont-care-yall-hate]

This story is called where are you Wory. Wory was 16 years old he was still a Virgin and was innocent as can be he was scared to come out to be whatever he wanted to be therefore he was not gay he still was like trying to figure out what he was he had a crush on this girl name Isabella she was beautiful she had long black hair with her nails painted red and she had lovely pink plus up lips. He would stare at her in class and one day in class she notices his bright hazle eye staring at her she was at first startled but she noticed his amazing looks. Their teacher says it's time for partner work Isabella starts walking towards Wory. Wory looks her up and down and they make eye contact. She ''says wanna be my partner or are you just gonna keep staring at me. A shiver goes down her spine . When she hears his deep voice speak. "My fault yo I got a question are u going to that party tonight" you should lowkey go wit me" she stares at his lips as he speaks. "YES !. She says loud. Wory says "damn your fine ass wanna go with me that bad. Damn do you know the things I would do to your small ass if you kept saying yes like that. She smiles and says in his ear tell me what you'll do to me at the party and walks away.

Later that night. Isabella sees a rock hit her window

She gets scared and slowly walks up to it and looks out the window and sees Wory waving

She starts smiling and laughing. He yells "bring a swim suit " she grabs her bikini. She looks at him "says if you drop me where fighting and chuckles. Wory looks at her and laughs chill mamas I would never drop you fine ass. She jumps and she feels his strong body against her small fun size body. She feels his muscles he slowly puts her down. Later on they finally get to the party. Some boy stares at her and she starts feeling uncomfortable. Wory grabs her by her waist and "says ma you good. Isabella says yea and says I need go change and starts walking to the bathroom Wory walks right behind her. Isabella "says can i change Wory looks at her and " says yea change and looks right at her body smiling. Wory "says damn that ass thic as fuck and chuckles. He picks her up and puts her on the sink against the bathroom mirror he feels her breath against his lips he kisses her he puts his tongue in her mouth and bites her lip . He stops then looks at her. She's blushing and breathing hard. He "says I wanna hear your sweet sounds. He lifts her body up a little bit. He rubbers her clit and Isabella leaves out a small moan. She whimper and say Wory y-ou c-an't d-o t-his r-ight n-ow. Wory laughs and says I don't give a fuck he enters his fingers into her she moan and whimpers Loud. He "says damn if you finna be loud might as well scream my name. He starts fingering her pussy she moans more more he stops Isabella I want you to count how many times ima make you cum for me. Isabella whimpers and " say I'm gonna cum. Wory "says tf no you not hold that shit in. He picks her up and enters his d in her Isabella says fuck I can't handle it Wory your cock is to big. Wory force it in her and he feels her wet lovely jucies on his big cock. Wory starts thrusting into her tight pussy. Isabella starts screaming his name well he goes faster and faster. "WORY WORY WORY FUCK SO HARD" . Isabella says I'm gonna to c - u -m. And the the story stops here I'll make part 2 soon 💀

[aeonianarchives]

Two bros chilling in Irmo's hot tub 2 feet apart cuz they are dfo gay

the two gays r me n you come here let my smooch ur lips right infront of ur hate anon and let them watch in horror as i passionately make out with u

COME HERE BOI LET ME GRAB THOSE JUCIE CHEEKS AND SMOOCH UR LIPS

correction you mean zero feet apart I would be on ur lap

wait u have no lips how do i give u a kiss kiss how do I passionately make out with you i will passionately give u gay love

wait fixed it LET US HAVE A STEMY MAKEOUT ANON COME ERE

:3

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[dinaandme]

3 Country - Kalimantan Singapore Malaysia (Part 2)

Tanpa kabel bergelantungan, tanpa drama dan melakukan pure secara maksimal, beginilah secuil kondisi arsitektur di Kampus National University of Singapore (NUS). Saat datang kesana ada kegiatan cheers leader. Meski sebentar, kondisi di kampus ini dapat membangkitkan minat siapapun untuk melanjutkan pendidikan. Apakah kamu salah satunya?

Reminder, tulisan ini mengandung alur yang dijabarkan hanya untuk konsumsi pribadi belaka. Agak absurd mengingat tujuan ini dipublikasi tidak untuk masyarakat luas. Hanya sebagai dokumentasi yang suatu hari dapat diputar kembali.

Sabtu, 29 Oktober 2022

Kesiangan. Jadwal berangkat pas jam 5 pagi waktu Malaysia. Aku dan satu rekan kasurku kebangun sepuluh menit sebelum bus berangkat. Itupun dibangunin. Lupakan saja satu baju kesayangan yang tertinggal di KJRI. Untukmu satu bajuku, suatu hari nanti izinkan aku menjemputmu kembali kesana. Selanjutnya kami segera menuju Bandara Kuching jurusan Changi Singapura. Udah seger kok, kan tadi malem mandi. Akhirnya tepat pukul 07.25 waktu Malaysia kami berangkat menuju bandara yang katanya termasuk jajaran bandara paling cantik.

Ku pikir ya Jewel itu sudah langsung bisa keliatan setelah sampai di bandara. Eh ternyata tidak. Check di Singapura super ketat gais. Orang disana galak-galak. Tapi sangat cekatan. Tidak ada yang namanya antri dan berhenti lama. Semuanya jalan. Sampai ada satu insiden temanku yang dicurigai wanted karena namanya mirip, wajahnya mirip. Untungnya memang perawakan dia tetap santuy jadi lolos tanpa masalah. Entahlah aku juga tak tahu. Saat itu stok airku habis. Di Singapura ada kaya semacam dispenser gitu buat refill air dekat toilet. Akhirnya aku refill dulu botolku barulah lanjut menuju Jewel menggunakan bus bandara. Beneran air terjun gais. Ada satu pohon natal besar disana mengingat sudah menginjak akhir tahun. Satu yang aku sesali, suatu hari nanti mau banget lihat bagian paling atas air terjun ini. Bagus banget padahal. 

Mulai hari ini sampai last day kami full trip. Selanjutnya kami menuju NUS untuk melakukan campus visit. Gedungnya megah, sempat aku ngerefill air lagi dan muter-muter sekilas. Orang-orang disana kebanyakan kulit putih dan berdarah chinese menurutku. Yang pakai kerudung ada tapi bisa dihitung jari. Ini salah satu makanan yang pihak PPI sediakan untuk kami. Bentuknya mini, macam nasi goreng gitu. Ada potongan daging ayam yang jucy dan telur setengah matang di atasnya. Dari kondisi jagung, ini nasi juga dibakar dari atas. Rasanya enak sih, cuman tentang rempah Malaysia masih juara. Kalau masalah porsi, ini cocok banget buat lambung wanita. Recomended lah ya.

Jatim Park Malang Indonesia, ada yang pernah kesana? Visual Universal Studio Singapore jika dilihat dari luar tampak seperti taman bermain yang ada jurasiknya gitu. Sayangnya perjalanan kami hanya sampai di pintu masuknya. Botol minumku habis. Aku bertanya pada bapak turget tentang dimana bisa refill air disini. Kata bapak penjaga USS disini tidak ada refill, adanya didalam sana (masuk). Oke saatnya untuk bersabar sampai destinasi selanjutnya. Selagi masih ada waktu aku mengitari toko cokelat yang ada di sini. Semua harga cokelat disini mahal-mahal gais. Ada yang besar harganya 18 dollar. 200rb an lah tapi sebungkus gitu. Satu dolar disini sama dengan 10.500 rupiah. Dan untungnya salah satu rekanku memberitahu kalau satu cokelat kecil yang ingin kubeli bermerek alkohol. Alhamdulillah nggak jadi kebeli. Bisa gimana ntar.

Kawasan ini jadi satu dengan kampung pelangi apa ya, bugis? Aku nggak sempat kesana hari itu. Masjid Sultan termasuk masjid paling besar di Singapura. Masih terngiang bahwa bapak tourget tadi ngabarin kalau semua air disini bisa diminum. Aku tidak percaya sebelum bisa membuktikannya. Alhasil saat wudhu air itu kuminum. Sebagai ras manusia yang suka air godokan, rasa air ini kurang cocok di tenggorokan. Yah tidak ada pilihan lain akhirnya satu botol terefill penuh dengan air khusus minum di masjid ini. Rasanya mentah, beda dengan yang disediakan dengan dispenser baik bandara atau kampus tadi. Usahakan minum bodrexin setelah minum air ini ya, antisipasi penyesuaian di tenggorokan teman-teman semua.

Kata orang kalau nggak mampir Merlion bukan Singapura namanya. Yak, akhirnya patung yang banyak beredar di google ini benar-benar hadir di depan mata. Rekanku yang lain sempat merasakan bagaimana rasa kebab di kawasan Merlion. Yah, dokumentasi disini aja sudah lumayan banyak. Kapan-kapan mau banget kesini lagi.

Aku sedikit lupa habis ini kemana. Kayaknya sih langsung ke Marina By The Bay. Akan ada pertunjukan sinar laser tepat pukul 8 Waktu Singapura. Internalku habis total dah. Tidak ada dokumentasi tentang itu selain gedung-gedung cantik ini. Singkat deskripsi, jadi pameran laser itu berlangsung syahdu. Ada air melingkar, menyembur, dengan laser yang menggambarkan burung berbulu cantik didukung backsound super pas. Kata bapak turgetnya tema pesta laser ini akan selalu berubah perbulan. Entah ya, aku kok lebih percaya berubahnya per tahun.

Sebelum belok ke imigrasi darat Singapura-Malaysia, kami sempat mampir ke Garden By The Bay. Di internet aku biasa ngeliat taman ini waktu masih siang, ternyata kalau malam cantik juga. Di kawasan ini tidak ada refill air. Ada McD dekat sini yang mana close order tepat pukul 9. Jadi harus lebih cepat belinya. Sama antisipasi halal haramnya. Oh iya sebelum aku dan teman-teman masuk ke negara ini, ada satu form yang wajib diisi seperti kehadiran kepulangan dengan apa kemari minimal 3 hari sebelum kedatangan. Bisa cek di website terkait.

Minggu, 30 Oktober 2022

Keburu ngantuk, tidak ada dokumentasi di Imigrasi Singapura-Malaysia. Saat kami sampai di lokasi imigrasi pukul 23.30. Kami harus turun dulu dari bis dan melakukan imigrasi manual dengan mesin di kawasan Singapura. Lalu naik bis sebentar dan turun lagi untuk masuk ke imigrasi Malaysia. Disana semua barang harus dibawa untuk checkup scanning. Sampai di pusat penginapan Kuala Lumpur baru pukul 6 pagi. 5 jam perjalanan full tidur di bis. Foto itu adalah view yang bisa dilihat dari lantai 2 canteen penginapan. Bunyi suara kereta gujes-gujesnya itu asli kangen banget.

Malaysia terindikasi langsung jika seseorang mengatakan kartun Upin Ipin. Masih ingat “due singgit”nya Mail? Yap, dia menjual ayam madu. Kira-kira seperti inilah tampilan real ayam madu punya Mail. Itu sayur seperti potongan gubis dengan taburan seperti merica besar tapi bukan. Ini tampilan untuk satu porsi dan super besar bukan? Makanan di Malaysia hampir semua dominasi manis. Lidah penyuka asin boleh lah makan begini, cuman disarankan kalau bisa pilih menu sih mending yang bakar-bakar gitu aja. Ayam ini manis soalnya. Tapi enak sih. Sayurnya juga jucy. Itu kuah bukan dari ayam madunya tapi emang disiram begitu disini.

First destination di Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, kami menuju ke Batu Caves. Aku beli eskrim di sini. Harganya 5 ringgit dengan 3 scope rasa. Strawberry, Vanila Choco, dan Greent Tea Mint. Yang hijau rasanya mengingatkanku akan nikmatnya sikat gigi. Kalau kalian mau coba, mending ambil yang selain hijau itu saja. Dan menu-menu lain disini ada degan yang dijual dengan wadahnya. Harganya 5 ringgit untuk yang biasa dan jika dingin tambah 2 ringgit lagi. Untuk penjual, mereka banyak dari orang Bangladesh yang wajahnya India gitu. Sebelum kami kesini, kami sempat mampir ke money changer karena tidak semua teman-teman bawa uang sini. Jadilah destinasi ini berakhir pukul 2 siang.

Kuda dengan penunggang ada di sisi kanan dan kiri bangunan ini. Jika kamu masuk kedalam akan keliatan Istana Merdeka. Yah tentu saja hanya sebatas ini pengunjung boleh masuk. 

Kebalik ding. Setelah dari Batu Caves kami kesini dulu. Dataran Merdeka. Bangunan disini bagus-bagus dan instagramable. Pake panorama kalau ngefoto jauh lebih baik sebenernya. Ada jejeran bendera, perpustakaan Malaysia yang eman banget nggak sempet masuk. Dan beberapa bangunan aestetic lainnya.

Itu cuma awan saja sebenarnya disana lagi tidak mendung gais. Yap, KLCC Petronas menjadi destinasi wajib. Jadi gais seperti inilah tampilan depan menara kembar ini. Di dalam sana bagian bawah itu ternyata mall. Banyak orang menawarkan jasa foto yang pake mata ikan itu satu fotonya 5 ringgit. Satu ringgit setara 3.200 jadi yah kalikan saja yak berapa harganya. 

Sebenarnya destinasi selanjutnya ke Central Market atau Pasar seni, tapi karena sudah malam jadinya ke China Town aja. Sama sekali tidak ada dokumentasi. Internal penuh (lagi). Tapi emang sih cokelat disini harganya lebih murah jika dibanding dengan di Central Market.

Senin, 31 Oktober 2022

Gerimis, hari ini kami pulang. Sebelum perpisahan dari penginapan ke KLIA, bus yang ku tumpangi sempat mampir sebentar ke Masjid Putrajaya. Sayangnya kami tidak sempat masuk dan hanya foto-foto diluar saja. Masjid ini sepi jika pagi, atau jika hujan ya? Entah tapi saat itu pengunjung diluar sangat sedikit.

KLIA akhirnya, atap bandara ini cantik banget modelnya. Di deretan ini kami melakukan check in dan penempatan bagasi. Kali ini tanpa transit mandiri alias langsung turun Bandara Juanda. Ingat untuk selalu datang minimal tiga jam sebelum keberangkatan. Flight hari itu pukul 1 waktu Malaysia.

Pengalaman paling mendebarkan adalah saat kalian tengah mengunjungi negara tetangga. Disana tidak ada saudara, memasuki realita kebiasaan, bentuk makanan, dan cara bicara yang baru. Terima kasih sudah menyempatkan membaca sejauh ini!

[transparencyhoe]

gay juice // i really need to work on my spikes and digs !!!!!

[aeristea]

i needed a throuple after episode 3 🍊💙

[heffrondriving]

Big Time Rush + textposts [6/?]

[venturebroes]

IVFOUND MY MOMS YEAR OLD VAPE STUFF WHAT DO I DO WITG IT

[bemylova]

traumatized from my past , yeah I keep a log

In my mind, in my head, where that shit belong

[pamayapaya]

*Lucy and Juvia after a mission*

Lucy: Nice one, Juvia! Gimme five!

Juvia: *high fives Lucy*

Lucy: *entwines their fingers*

Juvia: Wh-

Lucy: I’m in love with you

inspired by: @something--gay

[whistlewhileiblogit]

So I keep listening to Imagine Dragons new song "Next to Me"

And the entire time listening to it I just keep thinking of Bruce and John and it hurts my soul 😭❤❤❤

I need more juce, I stg

[ankela]

thinking about budapest bár nyári margitszigeti szabatéri színpados koncertje again.......

[altaruwusmolboiz]

Ranking the BTR Main Seven ships in my humble opinion.

Basically the characters I'm doing are Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan, Jo, Camille, and Lucy. I am not doing Katie because she is a child and I am not doing Gustavo and Kelly because they are adults that should not be shipped with these children. Any ship involving them immediately goes to the bottom.

(DISCLAIMER: MOST OF THIS IS JUST ME GETTING DEFENSIVE. IF YOU SHIP PEOPLE ON THE BOTTOM, YOU DO YOU!)

Lomille (Logan/Camille). I know this is probably unpopular, but they're adorable together and nothing will change how I feel about them.

Jendall (Jo/Kendall). Not only will I argue with anyone that Jo isn't a boring character, but she and Kendall were just the cutest. Argue with the wall.

Jarlos (James/Carlos). If I thought that Carlos wasn't aroace/achilliean, I'd totally ship them. I have no doubt in my mind that James liked Carlos at some point.

Jogan (James/Logan). It's really cute and sweet, but I wouldn't immediately go and choose that. of every ship.

Kogan (Kendell/Logan). If I squinted hard enough. I can see it as a possibility but I don't think it would last very long.

Lumille (Lucy/Camille). Similar story to Jarlos. Lucy definitely liked Camille, but I don't think Camille liked her back.

Jomille (Jo/Camille). I dunno, Jo just gives off straight vibes. Feel free to prove me wrong though, because I can totally see omni.

Cardall (Carlos/Kendall). I don't think they have a ship name, but I think that they'd actually be kind of cute. Once again, I headcanon Carlos as aroace, but if I didn't then that pairing would be underrated.

Carcy (Carlos/Lucy). Does anyone really ship this? Because if so, that one might not be that bad, actually. I feel like people just forget that Carlos had a crush on Lucy too.

Kucy (Kendall/Lucy). Yeah no. If Kendall did pick Lucy, they never would have last. It was very clear to me that she was just a rebound. Team Jo for the win.

Cargen (Carlos/Logan). They're not bad, but they just don't talk that much for me to really care about them.

Jucy (James/Lucy). They're both gay and best friends. Looking past that, it wasn't developed much but it's kind of cute. I get why the writers tried to push this one, but it wasn't my thing.

Lo (Lucy/Jo). Another ship that I struggled to find the ship name for. It's okay! Once again, I just can't really see Jo as sapphic.

Kames (Kendall/James). Okay, hot take, but this is never going to work out. They manage to be too similar and too different at the same time, in all of the wrong ways. That's why they work as friends, but it'd end poorly if they were in a relationship.

Jomes (Jo/James). Thank god I struggled to find a ship name for this one. I just don't get it?

Jamille (James/Camille). No. No! No!

In conclusion, I don't really ship any of them besides the first two. If I had to choose ships for James, Carlos, and Lucy, it'd be Jarlos and Lumille.

[queenlilith43]

Chain of Iron Theory Number Three

Okay, here's our next theory. And I am so excited, because this is about ships. And who I think will end up with who.

Let's start with the big one: Jordelia. This is one of the biggest ships in the Last Hours.

This is complicated. James thinks he is in love with Grace . . . But it might just because of the Gracelet. (Might not be it's real name, but everyone calls it that, so I will call it that.) Also, that means currently, James does not really love Cordelia. And now they are gonna get married.

I think James and Cordelia should end up together. But before that can happen, we have to deal with the Gracelet. And possibly Belial. But I really think they will end up together. I hope.

Next ship: Jucie! I am excited for this one.

Lucie had the power to bring Jesse back. That's a very important part of what might happen between them.

And I just love seeing Jesse and Lucie together. In Chain of Gold, Jesse critiqued Lucie's writing because she used the word "radiant" three times on a single page. (I totally agree with Jesse. Lucie uses a few too many adjectives. She's the classic struggling writer.)

This is a ship that will most likely happen. Jesse and Lucie will end up together, with Jesse alive and everything being fine.

Third ship: Thomalstair. This is something.

The last thing we saw of these two were them not talking. NOT TALKING. Alastair is working on being a better person, but his relationship with Alastair is not the best.

But literally-Thomas and Alastair in Paris had that "two gay guys trying to be straight" vibe. Any time things looked gay . . . One of them would say something along the lines of "no homo" and leave it alone.

I want to see them together. But Alastair needs to work on his personality. He is a jerk, and bullied several different people at the Shadowhunter Academy. And that had some disastrous consequences. If you've read the short story Cast Long Shadows (in Ghost of the Shadow Market), you know Alastair is the reason why Matthew feels so guilty and pretty much an alcoholic.

Thomas is so sweet and nice. He deserves the world. A little worried a family tree said he died at thirty . . . But after Chain of Iron comes out, I will write an essay on Thomas and his fate.

Alright, fourth ship: Arianna. We have some lesbians!

I am bisexual, and it means the world to me to see lesbian relationships. Any queer ships, but I want to see some more wlw relationships.

This one is complicated too. One one level, Anna still loves Ariadne, and isn't over here. But Ariadne broke her heart, so she doesn't want to get involved in a real relationship with her, or anyone.

Ariadne wants to win Anna back. I think she will, because Anna is still in love with her. From what I saw in Every Exquisite Thing (Another short story from Ghosts of the Shadow Market), they were a good ship. Anna, who we know as a confident person, had some awkward flirting attempts.

And then on to the last ship. Well, not really a ship.

It's time to talk about the Single Pringles. These are the people who are not in real relationships, or will most likely end up single.

Let's start with Grace Blackthorn. Yes, she has the Gracelet. Yes, right now, the Fandom collectively hates her. But I hope Grace gets a redemption arc.

BUT KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF JAMES.

Wait . . . Random thought here, but Cassie said she was going to kill off five characters. One has already died.

WHAT IF ONE OF THEM IS GRACE?!

Anyway, back to talking about the Single Pringles. Next one up, Charles Fairchild.

Now, we should all know Charles is gay. However, he is one of those "pretend to be straight" gays.

He has already been engaged to Ariadne, who is a lesbian. Well, Charles Buford Fairchild, it's your funeral.

And then he broke that engagement while Ariadne was in a COMA and about to DIE. It wasn't a good engagement, but you could be a little nicer.

Side note: I love the Last Hours because it feels like everyone is gay.

Right now, he is engaged to Grace. This is not going to end will. I doubt he will go through on the engagement, but it will still not end well.

Last character I can think of because I'm tired: Matthew Fairchild.

Besides the fact Matthew could die or have a horrible thing happen to him, he's not gonna be with anyone for any period of time.

But he does have a tiny bit of a crush on Cordelia. At the very end of Chain of Gold, Matthew seemed to be getting even more drunk over the thought of James and Cordelia being together. His interactions with Cordelia are definitely showing he likes her. But there is a very small chance it will work out.

Thanks for reading, and stay tuned more theories.