#gays won again

[marisatomay]

so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction

[prickly-paprikash]

Whoever you ship Mizu with, it is ultimately gay as fuck.

Mizu and Akemi? That's just two angry wlw's haunted by the image of one another who have been pushed into different but mirroring paths that will one day intertwine, and their anger and regret will balloon into a terrifying clash. Violent? Yes. Passionate? Extremely. Sexual Tension? Nuclear-level.

Mizu and Taigen? Mizu didn't really mind the other acts of sex in Madame Kaji's brothel until she got to the dudes fuckin, and her immediate thought was how close Taigen and his lips were during their tumble in their duel. It's very clear Mizu sees her relationship with Taigen as homoerotic, and has shown some interest in it. That's just trans masc x bottom bi, baby.

Mizu, Taigen and Akemi?

So. Fucking. G A Y.

There ain't no cis-het reading of Blue Eye Samurai, bucko. This shit's the purest crystal queer in the market. It ain't cloudy. It ain't distilled.

This show is raw, uncut Mizumphetamine. Mizu is the chemicals injected into the water that's making the freaking fags frogs gay.

Mizu's the baddest bitch around. Be in awe of this undying fuck's energy. She is 2023's top bitch magnet. She doesn't get bitches. She pins them down, strikes the fear of her in them, and wields a fucking sword made to slaughter the heavens.

[blood-thinners]

i redrew the barbie mugshots as ranpoe because im a sick and twisted autistic person

[mazojo]

Asmodeus has unlocked the power of gay everyone cheer

[evilkaeya]

What happened with thr gays

buddy this is tumblr you gotta be more specific than that

[thewingedwolf]

the moment i made the frank-tucker connection in my mind i lost all interest in him you gotta do more than be good at carnival games and start so many fights you’re always the “underdog” even though week after week you get your way. it certainly makes for fun feeds for a minute (won’t lie this blindside was fun to watch) but after a while it’s like “alright when are they backdooring him” i’m tired of seeing one person win every comp!!

[bnnywngs]

There are few things that annoy Dazai the most.

The first one is definitely losing to Edogawa senpai in the school exam ranking (he's aiming for first place this year, it's his last chance before Edogawa graduates, studying seriously for once in his life).

The second one is the most important, but also the trickiest. He absolutely hates that Chuuya is so popular. Every year since last year of middle school, when they met when Chuuya transferred to their school from France, Dazai is forced to watch boys and girls and anything in between fall in love with the red head. The amount of chocolate every Valentine's is frankly appalling. Or worst - the amount of times Chuuya has been called from class to receive a confession or an invitation to Christmas dates or to walk together during the cultural festival.

Dazai feels like murdering every single one of those ugly and annoying teenagers who dares to breathe the same air that Chuuya. Odasaku and Ango are always looking at him weirdly when he says those things aloud so he just stares and glares silently. And writes in his Chuuya diary (but that's a secret).

And here he is, second year of high school, having to go through another Valentine's Day yet again.

Everything is going as he predicted and that's annoying him a bit too much that it's starting to show. Dazai himself received some chocolates, both romantic and friendly, and gave none (although there is a little heart shaped box hidden in his bag and he refuses to think about it). Chuuya already has an overflowing bag of chocolates beside his feet by his desk, and there's probably more to come and Dazai is seriously considering murder.

But it's okay, everything's okay. Chuuya never once before accepted any of the confessions. It's fine.

(Dazai is definitely not biting into his metaphorical handkerchief, he's not)

(maybe on the way back home today, he can—)

"Chuuya-kun!"

Dazai turned his head so quickly, his neck made an odd clicking sound that hurt, but he ignored it because standing by the door with a grin and a square box of chocolate in one hand, was Edogawa Ranpo.

"Senpai." Chuuya greeted, voice composed although his expression was of confusion.

Edogawa walked inside their class as if it was normal and paused beside the red haired boy, putting his little chocolate box on his table without another word.

"There's a café I want to go to, I heard their pancakes are delicious. What do you think?" Edogawa asked, shocking everyone around.

Never once before the third year showed any interest in anyone.

Chuuya blushed. Chuuya blushed. Chuuya never blushes.

Oh no, oh no, no, no nonononono—

"Today...?" Chuuya asked, voice breaking at the end.

"If you're free." Edogawa's grin widened.

"I— Yes! I mean, yes. I can go."

Dazai will murder Edogawa, to hell with seniority.

"Chuuya—" Dazai started, only to be cut by another senior.

"Oy, Ranpo-san, class is starting." Yosano-senpai said, lowering her phone, clearly taking pictures of what happened.

"See you later, Chuuya-kun." the older boy waved sweetly and walked out of class.

There are few things that annoy Dazai the most, but only one thing he hates.

And that thing is called Edogawa Ranpo.

[fairyhaos]

HELPP i sat down and watched the bittersweet mv w my mum today and basically the song talks a lot abt eye contact between lovers n stuff, and around halfway through she turns to me and is like "uh... the only eye contact that is happening is between mingyu and wonwoo... so are they... you know....?" and so i told her how they aimed the mv to be up to the audience's interpretation so she was like "oh so they ARE like that okay nice to know" and like. i wonder if minwon know that they made an mv so gay that even my mother noticed it

[alchemiclee]

i know this has been said 473773474833 times by the kavetham/haikaveh shippers and probably even nonshippers, but i'll say it again. I finally finished the genshin summer event and did the little after quest in sumeru and.....every time kaveh is sneaking around trying not to be noticed coming out of alhaithams house it's just such a gay vibe. he's basically screaming "I can't be caught being gay in a homophobic society!" even if that's not what the game writers are *actually* saying. that's just how it comes off and they can't make it come off any other way. with hoyo's gay history, it makes me wonder if it's on purpose and all a cover-up to have a technically different reason for it so they can get away with it lmao but we will never know.

[concerned-terrapin]

You know, this last episode of Jellyfish Can't Swim in the Night seems awfully familiar...

[petitprincess1]

[mwagneto]

wait omg are they making charles/edwin mutual

[allodyniac]

still can't get over the fact that kavetham (which is a few months old)has joined the ranks of other grossly older ships that have been around for a long time in Tumblr's recommended tag lists for fandoms to the newbies just S H O W S

[theinfinitedivides]

yk you've f*cked sh*t up when the regular gifmakers for this drama are so depressed they're not even making content for the beach kiss

[imfrom-neptune]

YOULL NEVER GET YOUR MOTHERS WEDDING RING

FATHER ALWAYS SAID YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

SO YOU PRAYED

BEGGED AND PRAYED

HEART UNCHANGED

DONT BE SCARED, LITTLE CHILD, YOURE NO DEMON

THERES A GOD IN THE SKY, DONT BELIEVE HIM

DONT BE SCARED, LITTLE CHILD, OF THAT FEELING

YOURE IN LOVE

YOU FOUND HEAVEN

[dekusleftsock]

When are we getting a fantasy au movie bones

PRETTY PLEASE ILL BEG FOR IT ATP