New cosmic family member: Void
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Imagine if a vessel managed to end up in Ultrakill. Would they raise hell just like V1?
i raise you this; murder team
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I made your logo pink
yay! Time for the barbie movie
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given how she hates being powerless, ava would be the exact type of person who would enter in as a knight in a contest for her own hand so she can maintain her independence
so, knight!ava-who’s-secretly-the-princess in a contest for the princess’ hand with one of her main rivals being one Sir Beatrice Young, and as the contest drags on Ava quickly discovers that while she would rather die than loose regardless, if she has to loose to anyone she’d rather it be Beatrice
meanwhile Sir Beatrice, who was never all that interested in winning the princess’ hand to begin with, and only entered the contest at the behest of her father, finds that the urge to say to hell with it all and run away with the mysterious, constantly punning, rival knight who fights almost like their life depends on it grows stronger by the day
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Love correcting the voice that lives in my head telling me like "good job girly" when it's a guy day, like bitch you should KNOW this
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Jadus lost his flesh long ago. He can take any form he so chooses, as long as it is warped by the Dark Side; shadow oozes out of the holes in his mask, his limbs elongating, his body a crack in the void. Fear changes him, and fear makes him different than he appears both before mortal eyes and in lasting memory. Fear makes him larger than life-- there is no corner of the psyche he cannot fill, no shape too terrifying he cannot become. He is fear itself, nebulous, changing, twisted, sticky and stinking as oil, a rot in the hive. Jadus is the man who walks among us. Jadus is the thing that walks among men. Jadus is Jadus.
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my hair ended up way shorter than i imagined and i was a little sad about it but then we went to dinner and i got to see the waiter ask "and for you?" and then start to say ma'am and then pause and start to say sir and then just repeat "for you?" so it's 100% worth it imo
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What is this thing and why does it give me massive gender envy
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honestly the TCG has a massive issue where every card is like trying to be a Super Extra Mega card
Back then it was like "there is a rare card called Charizard EX." OK. That's fine. If you lose them you get much closer to winning the game, that's-a-fine
Then there was "Mega EX cards" but ok that's for Mega Evolution right okay that's kind of fine they're supposed to be special give them a cool as shit card, go ahea
Then it was "hey we added TURBO cards now you sort of slap them over another card and they're gold"
Then it was "what about GX cards??? They're like the same as EX cards but they have like a Super Attack"
now you go to check in the game and there's PIKACHU & ASH ULTRA MEGA EX (& KNUCKLES) and they're actually F tier, the real SSS tier card is ARCEUS KX-EX (Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry) that gets the ability to "draw anything lol"
i love the tcg lore in my inbox thank you anon <- has never played or showed any interest in the pokemon trading card game in my life
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Everyday time someone makes a "What if the ineffable husbands....were WIVES???" edit/fanart, a queer person dies
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