#genshin impact crack

[huboi]

poly baby

[scara, heizou + kazu x ftm! reader]

╰┈➤ includes; mentions of periods, slightly suggestive content, reader is referred to as bbg once, mentions of smoking w**d, mentions of alcohol, mentions of s*x

╰┈➤ decided to make this cause y not? btw if it’s not clear reader is in a poly relationship with scara, kazuha and heizou

╰┈➤ this content is rated 16+ for the suggestive themes, if I see you interacting with this post and you have no age or gender in your bio you will be blocked

╰┈➤ FEM ALIGNED DNFI!!!

he’s a streamer, don’t ask why or how ik, I just know that he’s a streamer

has so many simps (as he should), they don’t give a fuck that he degrades tf outta them, they live for that shit

usually plays rpg games, sometimes plays horror games now and again

when he’s feeling generous, he will stream you and your other boyfriends cooking/baking

if u don’t want to show ur face then dw he’s making extra sure that your face is hidden from the cameras view

sometimes when he’s streaming you will randomly pop up in his room. as soon as chat sees you, they just start spamming stuff like ‘OMG ITS HIS BOYFIE’, ‘HE’S SO BBYGIRL’ etc.

scara ignores his chat obviously, and asks you y ur bothering him. 9/10 times you’re just there cause u want cuddles. sometimes ur there to give him food since he sometimes forgets to eat when he’s streaming for so long, ur his malewife what can he say?

when ur on ur period he’ll try his best to not be so angy cause he knows ur extra sensitive during this time, if he’s feeling generous he buys u sum food/chocolate etc.

want cuddles? beg/hj, he’ll tease tf outta u cause y not

scara and kazu are like ying and yang in a way, scara is pretty much the opposite of kazu. when scara is feeling up to it, he will hold kazuhas hand at random times

scara and heizou both banter 24/7, don’t worry tho usually if they get too fired up they just take it out on each other by aggressively making out. yes u have walked in on them a few times, but decided to leave them to it or just ignore them whilst u just go about ur business

scara does not give u any nicknames, he just doesn’t rlly like nicknames, he’ll just refer to u as ur name cause he prefers that, he refuses to be all mushy and lovey dovey. dw tho sometimes he does cave in to that kind of affection, but only indoors

defo not into pda, furthest he’ll do with any of u guys is hand holding, and that’s it.

one time scara ended the stream because he wanted sum loving, turns out the stream was still on, safe to say that his chat has never forgotten about it, they always find a way to bring it up. what was the loving u ask? he just wanted u to sit on his lap whilst he gives u kisses whilst calling u his pretty boy <33

heizou is like the 2nd goofiest goober (no.1 position goes to scara sorry pookie bear😭)

I feel like he’s defo a pierced, idk I just get the vibes that he pierces people for a living

he has a nose piercing, both ears pierced and nipple piercings

likes to annoy scara when he’s streaming, like he’ll just open the door and stand there like 🧍

he loves you so much, like-

one time he came home when it was pouring down, as soon as he came through the door hr just beelined straight towards you (yes, you got very wet) heizou recommended that you two could shower together (safe to say kazuha and scara heard everything)

heizou and kazuha get along very well, most likely since they’ve known each other through tomo for a while

speaking of, sometimes tomo visits the house so that he and kazuha, sometimes along with heizou, like to smoke that zaza

don’t worry, they do it responsibly

heizou is low-key lightweight, wether it be zaza or alcohol, he gets affected very quickly compared to the others

the 2nd best when it comes to comforting you on your period, he mainly is best for buying you snacks/chocolate or whatever you’re craving

so whilst kazuha comforts you, heizou races to the shop to buy as much stuff as quickly as he possibly can before you end up fist fighting scara for being a pice of shit with you knowing damn well you’re dealing with shark week

heizou loves PDA, like yes sir

he can’t keep his hands off of any of you, mainly you tho

he and scara argue a lot but it’s not like bad arguments, it’s like rlly petty ones yk?

“YOU KISSED Y/N EVEN THOUGH TODAY ONLY I CAN KISS Y/N!” “IDFC!” *aggressive make out intensifies*

heizou hogs the blanket when you guys are sleeping too 😭

like you will all just be sleeping and all of a sudden yoink

yes you have to hit him awake with the pillow cause my man can sleep through a whole ass earthquake istg

I feel like heizou is very good at make outs, sos I don’t make the rules, he does

he just gives me those vibes you know

heizou is like a puppy sometimes, like you’ll be cooking ( let him cook ) and all of a sudden you’ll get jumpscared by a shirtless in boxers heizou hugging you from behind

the amount of times he nearly gave you a fucking heart attack 📈

KAZUHA

he’s the most chill out of all 4 of you guys

he’s also high a lot, but it doesn’t affect him as much as it does with heizou and scramouche

he’s also a streamer, mainly cause scara introduced him to streaming

his fans love him, like low key yandere/hj

his fans love everything about him; his looks, his aesthetic, the fact he’s high a lot, his voice (can u blame them?)

yes, he and scara stream together sometimes

in the chat so many people gush about how cute they act at times, cause when scara isn’t being a lil’ shit he’s actually kinda nice and can be shy surprisingly

yes kazu does have piercings; ears, nose, tongue and di-

kazuha is quite affectionate but not extremely so like heizou, it’s just more casual

kazuha is extremely open to hugs and kisses whenever and wherever, so he’s ok with PDA

you want a hug in the supermarket? ok

want a kiss on the cheek on the bus? ok

want his d at home in the privacy of your room? ok

yeah kazu isn’t very kinky, he’s more vanilla, sometimes he’s kinky but rarely, only when he gets jealous ( which is truly a sight to behold )

kazu is a switch, it depends on who he’s with; if it’s with all 3 of you, switch. If only one other person is with him, he likes to top ( he’s a soft dom )

prepare for sooooo many cat videos from him, no matter what time of day at some point each and every day he will send each of you at least 5 cat videos

yes he technically has a cat but no, his friend tomo, who happens to be his ex, actually owns his cat (they got the cat when they were together so technically it’s both of theirs)

dw, tomo and kazu broke up just cause they didn’t have feelings for each other anymore like that, so they’re still very good friends

sometimes the boys get jealous and so after tomo comes around and seems a bit too close for their liking, well let’s just say you hear a lot of banging noises upstairs

are you jealous? no. mainly cause you have talked to tomo and it’s pretty obvious they’re just besties, they just sit very close together since they enjoy the closeness of each other if that makes sense

when sleeping, kazuha is strangely still, like scarily so

sometimes it seems as if he’s not even breathing so you get a big fright but he’ll suddenly let out a huge sight in his sleep, which calms you down

he’s actually a light sleeper believe it or not, he just falls asleep quite easily, he just sleeps deeply too

but the slightest of noises can just get him right up, wide awake as if he wasn’t sleeping in the first place

when it comes to dates, he usually takes whoever he’s taking with him on a nice walk in order to enjoy nature in general

he doesn’t really like fancy stuff unless if it’s an important day/anniversary eg. your birthday

he’s an amazing listener, like if you wanna talk to him about how you’re feeling, or just rant about your hyperfixations, he’ll just sit there and listen, nodding now and again to show he’s listening and not just staring off into space

scara and kazu get along fairly well, despite scaras opposite personality

sometimes he does have to put scara in his place if he’s being bratty in public or in front of guests etc. 😳

yes kazu is a brat tamer too, mainly only with scara and heizou since they can get a bit out of hand at times

if you’re a brat then…. prepare yourself

dont worry about the aftercare (wether it be a vanilla session or a tough session) he’s the best at aftercare, he will get you all the drinks and snack you need, he also helps you into the bath and helps wash up

when you’re on your period he mainly helps by soothing you with his voice but also cuddles and kisses

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[yostresswritinggirl]

That Loud House : Finances; Kaveh x Reader x Alhaitham poly

"We're broke."

"What?" Kaveh turned and leaned his arm over the back of the couch to look at Alhaitham.

"What?" Sitting up from Kaveh's lap, you peered over the couch to stare at the Scribe, too.

"Let me rephrase that," he would take his time to take off his cape from the coat rack by the door, before making his way into the living room to face his lovers. "We are dealing with a financial crisis."

Your confused stares became skeptical. "That's impossible!" When Alhaitham levels you with a gaze, Kaveh laughs and eases back on the couch.

"Oh please, this must be one of your ruse again. You're the Grand Scribe, you never run out of money."

You see Alhaitham cross his arms with a serious look on his face, and so, unlike your blond lover you began to ponder on the matter deeply.

"That would have been the case. However, recent spendings from the both of you had taken a toll on our (my) savings. For example," he gestures a hand towards the architect. "I just paid the growing tab under my name, you would think I'd remember to pay for my own drinks. Much less a whole crate of them."

At this, Kaveh would tense up on his seat, bashfully rubbing the back of his neck and refusing to look anyone in the eye. You were about to speak up before Alhaitham continued, now eyeing you.

"I also had to fund a major research project recently for equipment and manpower to deliver said equipment."

Now it was you averting his gaze, whistling a random tune from the guilt. With his points made, he shook his silver hair in exasperation. "My next paycheck is still a week away and we're down to 100 mora. Now that I've made myself clear, I need to head back to work."

That went smoothly, the Scribe thought as he swiftly made his exit before his expression could give away his scheming. This was a lesson and a test he devised to see what the next course of action his lovers would take under such circumstances.

No, they were not financially tanked - not with the intelligent man that he is in charge anyways. But it was true that his lovers' reckless spending under the illusion that they have infinite sources of mora isn't a healthy habit to cultivate, hence why he is doing this now.

To see how they would try to make ends meet under said crisis.

"A week..." Looking away from the door to gaze into his scarlet eyes, your eyes widened into saucers as the situation started to sink in. "We're gonna be mora-less for a week!" The drama queen jumped out of the couch and started spacing in the living room.

You mumbled to yourself, still glued to the couch. "Do you think he's angry at us? Disappointed even?"

"Oh please, he's always like that. To me, at least." Shaking his head, he stops in front of you with his hands on his hips, nose wrinkling in his brainstorming. "Do you think I should sell some of my inventions? The ones I demonstrate in the Bazaar?"

"No one likes those, it would be unstable income." Crossing your arms and legs, you hum too. "Should I sell the equipment I bought then? I can hold off the research until next week."

"I doubt the merchants would want to buy their own stock, nor would there be any researchers who'd have the same equipment needs as you."

This is going nowhere. Defeated, Kaveh dropped on the couch and flopped his head on your lap, sighing loudly.

"What is something we can sell that's easily acquired and enticing enough for customers..." Letting the inquiry linger in the room, you started brushing off the strands scattered over his face, pushing them away to give way to his beautiful face.

Even with his eyes closed, brows furrowed and forehead wrinkled, your man still looked as dashing as ever. Forming a square (rectangle) with your hands, you framed the man's face like a picture.

And when his eyes opened to your shenanigans, a gasp showed your bright idea. "Kaveh, get dressed and get the Kamera."

Work in the Akademiya was bearable, almost uneventful even. There weren't any meetings to transcribe or laws to write up today, and as such he only had to file in the newest thesis that had been approved, it was a normal day.

So normal in fact that he had almost forgotten the stunt he pulled that morning, almost. As he was nearing the street to their house, a flyer on the bulletin board of Puspa Café's Message Board caught his attention.

So effectively in fact that he almost dashed to it to tear the paper from the board. How could he not react so brashly when a picture of his Kaveh and (Y/N) was plastered on it? For an... advertisement?

'Limited edition photos of Kaveh, Kshahrewar star! With additional stock of (Y/N), Akademiya's infamous TOTGA, all sold by Dori for limited time only!'

He didn't need to read the rest of the details as he crumpled the paper in his hand, feet already rushing towards the famed merchant's spot to strike out an urgent deal.

When the next day came, Alhaitham groans awake at the sound of his bedroom door slamming open, courtesy of you and Kaveh barging in with happy exclamations.

"We're not broke anymore!" And you two looked genuinely proud of yourselves at the huge bag of mora in your hands.

Tired and done with the world, Alhaitham could only groan more as he hid his head under the pillow. He doesn't have the heart to tell of his supposedly clever plan, not when he lost half a million from paying Dori's overpriced photograph collections, which he bought the entire stock of to make sure no one in Sumeru had a copy.

Of all the people he ends up being with... Alhaitham squeezed his eyes shut from the impending headache.

Never again. And perhaps later on, he should refrain you two from pulling that business strategy ever again.

Alhaitham's kryptonite is his own lovers. They are stupid, your honor. Wrote this in under an hour while on the verge of dozing off just so I can post something, so if you see typos, uh no you don't.

@ireallylikehamsters @chuusposts

[saigawrites]

Rescue ranger on their way!

Seelie! Genshin characters x Platonic! Gn! Reader

Tags : fluff, crack, scenarios.

Warnings : mentions of crying, cursing

Summary : Genshin characters get isekaed into our world, but as seelies. Waking up in an shady alley, they were lucky enough to find you, or you to find them.

They genuinely didn't know how have the events turned out like this. Currently, they were in as they assumed, a seelie form, and in a whole other universe. They got that just from opening their eyes. Everything was so extremely detailed, exaggeratedly textured and completely unfamiliar to them. They tried to take out their weapons to protect themselves from any possible threat, but found out that they got rid of their hands. Arms and legs and other body parts in general. All that was left from them was their mind, their conciousness, as they were trapped in a fluid blob body, more similar to a circle. Fear have awakened in their instincts, and they worriedly and carefully levitated around, studying the environment.

They stumbled upon you :

Panic took over their body the instant they opened their eyelids. Not even having the time to process the situation, the instantly flew from their spot, bumping into some random things first, then finally getting their sense of balance after some painful hits. They wanted to escape whatever area they were in fast, flowing through long alley between buildings to the street lit up by the night lights. But, as they were about to be free, you were about to pass by and took a direct hit by a surprisingly strong aura blob. That happened to be the last hit they could take, as they blackened out and fell into your bag.

Kaveh, Mika, Itto, Yoimiya, Amber, Chongyun, Bennet, Barbara.

You stumbled upon them :

They froze in their spot from confusion, as their mind couldn't process any information given to them in the period of them opening their eyes and adjusting their view. Their body refused to move, as all they could think was "What". While their mind was somewhere in space, travelling with stars and meteors, you noticed a brightly colored orb casually sitting on an alley floor. You thought the whole image in front of you was questionable, but your body seemingly moved on it's own, getting dangerously close to the unknown object. Kneeling down to it's level, you with massive second thoughts muttered "what a strange thing" and proceded to pick up the blob and put it inside your bag.

Thoma, Dehya, Al-haitam, Tignari, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ayaka, Rosaria, Mona, Diluc, Xiangling, Xingqui.

They snuggled inside a box in fear and you heard their cries :

Fear and horror overtook their body, as they trembled underneath the unfriendly landscape. The fact that they were now smaller, and couldn't protect themselves didn't help either. Their non-existent heart seemed to race as they looked around, and saw a small entrance into some tight space. Finding no other good shelter, they hesitantly entered the carbon box and snuggled themselves in the corner. They can't help but let out quiet cries, as their squeaks had an irregular tone. You, taking a walk late at night heard the cries of something small in the distance, and rushed over to help whatever creature was in trouble. Though, you didn't expect to see a pretty colored circle with ears, stuffed inside a box and shaking violently. Flashing them a warm smile, you carefully reached out your hand, seeing if the sentient balloon would response. Them, seeing your kind gesture, instinctively bolted from their shelter into you arms, nuzzling deep into your hoodie. You couldn't help but yelp a little, but then gaining your composure, you gently put them in your bag and headed home.

Wanderer, Ganyu, Fischl, Sucrose.

They explored around with cautiousness :

They are not usually the ones to give panic or fear control of their body. They reacted calmly to the situation, trying their best not to worry too much. Afterall, they are still strong, even if they don't have their weapons, and have turned into a seelie, right? Silently floating around the area and carefully studying the objects, they tried to locate where they were and what to do from now on. Peeking out slightly into the street from one of the buildings walls, they met your gaze and quickly backed away. Nervously searching for a hiding spot, they were met with the grasp of your hands, holding them firmly as they felt fear in their gut. But, seeing as you gently turned them to face you, attentively examining their features and form, and then smiling at them and saying "What on earth are you?" They couldn't help but feel safeness for the first time in this day. Maybe, just maybe, you are actually not bad.

Wanderer, Shinobu, Yunjin, Gorou, Raiden, Kujou Sara, Aether, Lumine, Eola, Yanfei, Xiao, Xinyan, Keqing, Jean, Razor, Noelle, Kayea, Beidou, Cyno.

They explored around with amusement :

They are fearless bastards, barely having anything threatening in their own world, they think they can fly around safely in a whole another planet. They spectate their surroundings with amazement or amusement, as they find the scenery interesting. They probably have already thought about this kind of thing, floating careless as a seelie, without a worry in mind. First they were only met with walls and trash that seemed gigantic to them, until you caught their perepherrial vision. They rushed towards your direction, sneakily burying themselves in the bag you were holding. You, dense and unknowing you, didn't even notice their genius plan and intentions, as you strolled back home from the store with noise-canceling earphones.

Baizhu, Zhongli, Heizou, Yelan, Ayato, Yae miko, Kazuha, Hu Tao, Albedo, Childe, Venti, Ninguang, Lisa.

Ahhhh is this long? Idk. But, this is my apology for the short-ass continuation of the previous fic😁. Wanderer has two tropes because I couldn't decide which one suited him the most🤔.

[sserapic]

UNHINGED TEXTS 🤟🤟

note. i rebloged another post similar to this one, i just dont know where it went but im sure i did reblog it 😭 okay anyway, the next part of the smau series is coming !! ❤️

[yelshin]

NEW KITTEN 2 | MLiST | ♡

An: the moment y'all been waiting for

Tw/Cw: mentions of getting bitten & scratched and blood and sprinkle of angst

"aha! There you are!" You picked up Kuni from the floor curious why is he glaring at something under the couch. You crouch down only to find the new kitten that arrived lately! You reach out your hands to the kitten; bracing yourself from the painful bite but...

Surprising, It didn't bite you. Like it somehow behaved after you reach out your hands. You placed Kuni on top of the couch and you move the couch a little bit so that you can grab the new kitten. You thought it would be scared of you at first but the kitten became very comfortable around you even in the first day.

Kuni on the other hand was not liking it. He knew something was off with this new kitten. The new kitten have dark-ish teal hair (congratulations for those who guessed Xiao) and piercing gold eyes; which is kinda familiar to Kuni. But once he connected the dots he realized that...

Xiao, was the new kitten.

And no he wasn't happy about this, he cant have another cat or more likely a person to steal your ONLY attention.

On the bright side you adored how the new kitten looks.. but you still have to think of the new name. "Hmm... You remind me one of my friends back in middle school, so why not have same name as him? Xiao!" The kitten flinched at the name which didn't go noticed by you, BUT Kuni did. He noticed how Xiao flinched when you set the name for him. Oh well the two can have a "friendly" talk when you're asleep.

"will you two please stop fighting at each other..." You tried your best to part them but its no use; you have scratches all over your arms and a bite at your hands. The two of them kept on fighting for hours obviously they hate each other. And you made a mistake on putting Xiao on same room as Kuni.

一Before the fight

"alright you two will share the SAME room okay? And might as well get along.." you prayed that these two will be in good terms which goes to south very fast after you announced that both of them will SHARE the same room that was supposed to be for Kuni only.

Kuni hissed at Xiao as if he's saying 'get out of my room' in which Xiao returned. You were busy fixing some things at the room and didn't notice the two start fighting until you heard a loud crash at living room.

You immediately rushed and saw a glass shattered on the floor with Kuni and Xiao still fighting and onr of them almost broke the very expensive vase that your mother gifted to you. You immediately went over them and tried to separate both of them but you were like a different person in their eyes at that time.

Kuni scratch your arms and it draw a little bit of blood while Xiao who bite your hand causing for you to drop both of them while holding your hands and rushed to the sink go wash the blood off.

The two kittens just realized what they did and both of them immediately felt guilty that they both hurt you at the same time.

一Present

Now you're here at the Animal bite center, the treatment was expensive but it doesn't matter to you since health is more important. You took a note that you should get both of them anti rabies.

When you got home you feel a little bit hurt due to your cats behaviour lately. You went to their room and saw Kuni at the cat tree; on verge of tears.

"why are you crying?" He let out a small meow which you took a signal that he's sorry for what he did lately to you. "Don't worry im not mad at you-" "mrow.." he snuggled at your hands. He thinks that you will stop feeding him and worse; cuddle with him. You were surprised that he felt so bad that he starts crying but you wonder where is Xiao.

"don't worry i will cuddle with you even if you hurt me lately.. now dont be sad" you gently scratch the back of his ears which he let out a purr. You felt a ticklish fur rubbing on your feet, you look down to see Xiao staring at you(r soul) you picked him up and put him beside Kuni and you waited for them to communicate to each other but instead they just glare at each other.

You chuckled at their cuteness and pet both of them, who are you to deny their cuddles after what they did to you?

An: everyone pls lmk ur HONEST opinion of adding Xiao as Scaramouche's rival in future also im very sorry if i took long to update, just ran out of plot ideas lately😭 also for those who's on bold text pls lmk if you changed your user ty!

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[flan-tasma]

Hear me out: childe and his boyfriend competing for Teucers attention, they love eachother very much but when it cones to being teucers favorite they have an unspoken rivalry

💖~ I'm listening to you and I love what you say!

Warning: Nope now 💖, Male!Reader | English is not my native language, so if I have made any mistakes in the translation, I am open to corrections | Content in spanish and english!

Spanish:

Salir con Nobile es una aventura divertida y hermosa. Hay ocasiones en las que quieres lanzarlo desde la montaña más alta de Liyue, pero luego ambos están teniendo una tarde tranquila mientras te cuenta con quiénes ha peleado en la semana o cómo le ha ido en sus misiones.

No es muy complicado satisfacer a este tonto, solo le gusta tenerte a su lado el mayor tiempo que pueda. Eres su preferido, su niño bonito y el mejor a sus ojos. Pero solo falta que llegue un pequeño niño especial para que toda la relación de un vuelco.

Las mejores vacaciones son cuando las pasan Nobile y tú con su familia, pero siempre hay un favorito para todo.

Teucer es un amor y el que diga lo contrario, diga hora y fecha y estarás dispuesto a partirle su madre a alguien. Así de mucho querías a tu casi hermano.

No lo secuestrabas ni nada, pero era común que salieras con el niño a pasear por las tiendas y le terminarás comprando algunas cositas, todo con las mejores intenciones. La mayor intención: ser el favorito de Teucer.

Al inicio a Nobile le gustó mucho la idea de verte ser tan cariñoso con su hermano. Luego empezó a notar que ya no estaban tanto tiempo con él y el fatui volvió a tirar de la cuerda para que su hermano lo siga viendo como su héroe preferido.

Nobile le cuenta historias de sus viajes vendiendo juguetes, luego lo compra con algunas golosinas y el niño está de nuevo en la palma de la mano de su hermano.

No puedes evitar una mueca en tu rostro. Está bien, puedes arreglarlo. Esperas al momento indicado, cuando Nobile está distraído, y le ofreces a Teucer jugar un rato en el patio.

Nobile sale a buscarlos luego de un rato y le ofrece al pequeño unos aperitivos porque seguramente está muy cansado. Su mirada en ti, la amorosa y preciosa mirada que siempre te habla de su consideración, ahora tiene un ápice de superioridad.

El pobre Teucer se siente en las mejores vacaciones, siendo bañado con palabras amorosas, regalos, caramelos y juguetes mientras no para de pensar en que sus hermanos mayores son muy divertidos. No tiene idea de que estás a punto de lanzar a Nobile por la ventana y que él ya no quiere dejarte entrar a la casa.

Solo es necesario que notes que tienes demasiado tiempo libre con Teucer para que notes que tu novio no está intentando algo nuevo, y lo buscas en su habitación mientras revisa una mochila con armamento. Una nueva misión, un nuevo tiempo en el que no estará aquí.

Lo entiendes, no dejarás que Teucer lo sepa tampoco, por lo que se unen nuevamente para sacar la maleta y volver con el niño para que juegue con Nobile un rato más antes de irse.

Él confía en que lo cuidarás, confía en ti como en nadie más y se despide entre burlas. Volverá para reclamar su puesto como el preferido de Teucer, pero por ahora te va a dar ventaja.

Claramente, cuando por fin vuelve no tienes idea, pero lo sabes porque hay una nota en la cocina con el desayuno y el lugar a donde fue con Teucer a pasear, burlándose por haber ganado esta vez.

English:

Hanging out with Childe is a fun and beautiful adventure. There are times when you want to throw him off the highest mountain in Liyue, but then you're both having a quiet afternoon while he tells you who he's fought this week or how his missions went.

It's not very difficult to satisfy this fool, he just likes to have you by his side for as long as he can. You are his favorite, his pretty boy and the best in his eyes. But all that remains is for a special little child to arrive for the entire relationship to turn upside down.

The best vacations are when you and Childe spend time with his family, but there is always a favorite for everything.

Teucer is a sweetheart and whoever says otherwise, say the time and date, and you'll be willing to beat someone up for it. That's how much you loved your little brother.

You didn't kidnap him or anything, but it was common for you to go out with the child to walk through the stores, and you would end up buying him some things, all with the best intentions. The greatest intention: be Teucer's favorite.

At first, Childe really liked the idea of seeing you being so affectionate with his brother. Then he began to notice that he were no longer with him as much, and the fatui again pulled the rope so that his brother would continue to see him as his favorite hero.

Childe tells him stories of his trips selling toys, then buys him with some candy and the boy is back in the palm of his brother's hand.

You can't help the grimace on your face. It's okay, you can fix it. You wait for the right moment, when Childe is distracted, and offer Teucer to play for a while in the yard.

Childe goes out to look for you after a while and offers the little one some snacks because he is probably very tired. His gaze on you, the loving and precious gaze that always tells you of his consideration, now has an iota of superiority.

Poor Teucer, he feels like he's having the best vacation, being showered with loving words, gifts, candy and toys, while he can't stop thinking about how much fun his older brothers are. He has no idea that you're about to throw Childe out the window and he doesn't want to let you in the house anymore.

You just need to notice that you have too much free time with Teucer to notice that your boyfriend isn't trying something new, and you look for him in his room while he goes through a suitcase of weapons. A new mission, a new time in which he will not be here.

You get it, you won't let Teucer know either, so you team up again to take out the suitcase and return to the boy to play with Childe a little longer before leaving.

He trusts that you will take care of him, he trusts you like no one else and he says goodbye with mockery. He'll come back to claim his spot as Teucer's favorite, but for now he'll give you the advantage.

Clearly, when he finally comes back you have no idea, but you know because there's a note in the kitchen with breakfast and the place where he went with Teucer for a walk, making fun of him for winning this time.

[whitevelvet-ly]

shortie!

PAIRINGS: kaeya x reader, scaramouche x reader

HEADS UP: short!gn!reader, can be platonic or romantic, crack, short like you

A/N: I know everyone doesn't have a canon height but like... scara's fanon height is like 5'3 or something and I'm 5'2 😭😭😭 can I at least be taller than the short men please 🙏 // it's gonna be winterrr soon yayy // someone sent me a request ✊✊✊ YAHOOSDAJ I will get to it soon 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

KAEYA ALBERICH

⇒ kaeya is so mean

⇒ will give you the stuff on top of the fridge only after a minute or so of teasing you

⇢ fatherless and nationless behavior 😁

⇒ stops eventually because you're getting mad but anyway

⇒ even if he's like that it's ok because you get to make up for your height by climbing on his back

"y/n, you're tugging on my hair—"

"okay and? 😊"

⇒ payback

⇒ if you're a concert kind of person, you basically get vip front row seats because you got this tall man with you (like in any tall-short relationship)

⇒ he's a bully but there are a few perks to being around him

1) can help you get up ridiculously tall stools

2) free piggyback rides‼️

3) the guy looks like a scary bodyguard sometimes because of the height difference between you and him (+ he's a calvary captain) so you can ward the bad guys away

⇒ and more

⇒ but still, again, kaeya is mean so it's gonna be a 50/50 if you try asking him to get something for you

⇒ if he does do it, he'll give you head pats before actually doing what you request

SCARAMOUCHE / WANDERER

⇒ this man...

⇒ he's so SMUG about it

⇒ scaramouche is more of a bully than kaeya he's so annoying I'm sorry

⇒ you have no idea how high his ego was when he met you (guess you could say it reaches heights he couldn't haHAAAA)

⇒ finally!! someone shorter than me!! is probably what he was thinking

⇒ will pretend that he couldn't see you

"huh?? oh, I didn't see you there, sorry"

"I'm literally just a few inches shORTER THAN YOU"

⇒ but then again he can't reach the things you need because he's basically almost as short as you

⇒ that's what keeps him in his place hehehe

⇒ also gives you head pats like kaeya but in a more... menacing way

⇒ just... the aura around him 🤠🤠 I'm sure you know what I mean

⇒ he's too prideful about it so make sure you bully him for his height as well

[shiro-00s]

heaven on earth

14. free tickets .. !

[ genshin impact smau / idol!xiao x fem!reader ]

heaven on earth - 14. free tickets

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synopsis ; 🗝️ — in which you befriend your next door neighbour who, unbeknownst to you, was apart of a soon-to-be one of the most popular bands throughout liyue. you're unable to tell if cupid was helping you or not when things with xiao keept going up and down. will he continue to keep his secret from yours truly?

TAGLIST [OPEN] — @mikctp @ghostlysyntaxed @kazemiya @nnasv @gojoandelsalovechilde @candy-purple-cyanide @kissingkzuha @zyilas @lunaavity @luminescent-light @mave-in @rizakari @riikyu @kokoscutie @starsxnight @sketcheeee @softlie @izakyun @xiaxilia @the-sweet-madame @rifran @milkwithspiceyicecubes @coffeethoughtsandanxiety @rxkan7 @goodthingimsam @pomeiu @fogturtle

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[zeraaachan]

goblin k-drama but make it childe

♡ *ೃ༄ pairing: goblin! childe x reader.

♡ *ೃ༄ summary: a war general escaped death only to become a goblin gifted with immortality. but immortality is not such a great gift after all, and now he seeks for the bride who'll be able to remove the sword that became a burden on his chest for 900 years.

he's immortalized by the blood on his hands and the smear of mortality on his sword. where in the battleground where all men fall, where the reapers roam and take their due, where all is blood and all is dead— he alone stand. a taker but not the taken. the living among the dead. an immortal in the battlefield.

childe, the empire's heroic war general, the feared monster in the battlefield, the mortal that seems far from one whenever in the battle ground. childe, the war general, he who won many wars. he who made many kingdoms bend on their knees. he who killed many. he who kills but never dies.

winning war after war and killing men after men, it seems that as more time goes by, the metaphor about the general being immortal doesn't seem like a fanciful comparison anymore. for he always come back bloody but never as a bloodied corpse. many soldiers tried and only met the tip of his sword. the grim reapers tried their scythe but failed to take his soul, if the war general even have one.

it seems that everyone dies but never him. never him, especially in wars.

childe, the war general, who always returned alive from the battlefield. who many asoldier tried to drag to the grave, who many swords tried to pierce, who many arrows tried to struck—

who died in the end.

not in the battlefield but inside the palace, where the empress he protected resides. where the empress he swore alliance to ordered his own sword to be driven to his chest.

the immortal in the battlefield died, pitifully, betrayed by his lord. childe, the empire's war general, the 'immortal' is still bound by the mortality of human after all.

but perhaps it is due to the many blood he drained and the red he soaked. perhaps it is the countless souls he took mericlessly. where he insulted many reapers and delivered souls, fresh from the battlefield, pitiful sacrfices for his sword. perhaps it is due to the many lives he took that instead of dying, childe lived.

and lived.

childe who didn't became a corpse, a dead man, but became something else. child who is no longer a human, a war general, someone bound to mortality.

childe who became something not human, a dokkaebi (goblin), someone cursed with immortality.

childe who escaped death and became a literal immortal.

at first, the curse doesn't feel like one. childe revels on the fact that while the empress and all that betrayed him became pitiful pawns of time and mortality, he alone lived. similar to the battlefield where all fell but not him.

time is not indifferent to him. he is indifferent to time.

mortality and death is not his shackle. he is free from it.

or so he thought during the first few centuries.

childe, the former-war general, a human once, realized that he is not so free after all and that his new chains are heavier. the shackles he drag are fanciful silver yet heavy on his being.

immortality is not a blessing. it is a curse. especially when one lives for more than 900 years.

childe who now lives an era different from where he is a war general, where he is feared, where he is a famed hero. childe who is now living his immortal life as a rich man with money to waste. childe who despite all the riches, the peace in the new era where he live in, will still trade anything to find the one who will remove the sword on his chest.

who will lift the curse from him.

whenever childe look down, he will see his own sword driven to his chest. a bloody black sword that now glows with the curse of immortality. a sword that only he and another person can see. a sword that will lift him from his curse when removed  from him. a sword that when pulled away will finally end his long life. a sword that only one person can pull away.

the goblin's bride.

childe who used to search for the goblin's bride for years. who would've given them anything they asked for if it means the sword on his chest will be removed. if it means he'll finally be free.

childe who failed to see them era after era. who never encountered the goblin's bride century after century.

childe whose eyes became dull blue, whose smiles became humorless, who finally committed himself with the fact that perhaps the goblin's bride is nothing but a feeble hope.

a dream, an illusion, to get him through his predicament but never save him from it.

childe who one day, heard a voice. who heard a wish. who heard a voice that is far too soft, with emotions, with hope, to be his.

the goblin became pulled by the voice against his will and met you for the first time face to face.

"damn, i wished to be rich not for a rich man. wait— did you teleported here?"

childe who always encountered you for some reason after that. whether it is in the library, on the road, in another country. it seems as if destiny is playing a game with the goblin in which he's always bound to meet this human who will not even understand the depth of his emptiness or the length of his life, his curse.

destiny played with the cursed goblin. it made him meet this human with with eyes that see what it shouldn't.

childe who became aware that you're somehow special. that you can see not only him, a goblin, but also all sorts of creations far from human. who realized that you are plagued by ghosts and chased by a purple-haired grim reaper.

childe whose blue eyes started to light up for only a little bit. the goblin started to noursih a little hope that perhaps the human before him wrapped with a thick red scarf will be the answer to his haunted soul. that maybe the person before him will see not only his existence but also the existence of a sword in his chest that no one else can see.

childe who hoped that you are the goblin's bride, the salvation to his endless abyss, and the one who will remove the sword on his chest.

surely you will be te bride to his cursed existence? all his riches, the golds from centuries ago, all that is his will be yours if you'll remove his curse. if only you'll see not only him but also the sword stucked in his chest. if you'll end his curse. if you'll pull the sword and end his life.

"is there anything special about me, comrade—"

"no."

"i mean— around here." childe said and resisted the urge to became offended. he indicated his chest where the sword that was driven on it years ago resides.

you hummed your contemplation for a long moment. taking a long look on the vicinity of his chest. childe held the excitement and foolish hope in him when he saw you narrow your eyes. you see ghosts, ghouls, reapers, a goblin. surely you will also see the sword on his chest.

"ah, yes. nice pecs."

you are not the goblin's bride.

when childe insisted for you to look hard enough, you only complimented the expanse of his chest once again and raised your thumbs up in approval.

the goblin's hope became killed, unlike him who cannot be.

the goblin's bride is a mere illusion, a hope for the fool. and childe is the fool who dared to hope that you will be the one, a human that he met in an era of peace and modernity, who will lift his curse.

who will remove the sword stabbed on his chest.

but how can you be the goblin's bride, his bride, if you cannot even see the sword that you're supposed to lift?

childe who still lingered around despite the futility of it. who still followed you like a puppy, or a hound, despite the realization that you are not the goblin's bride. that you will not be the one to lift his curse and that he should go away and find the one who'll actually free him from it.

but childe have all the time in the world to find the goblin's bride. for now he'll stick to you like a ginger-head puppy and hound the ghosts that bother you. for now he'll use the time he is abundant with in messing with you, in showering you with riches, and nagging you.

childe who slowly became attached to the human who'll only live for a speck of time. whose existence is only a blink compared to his. the goblin started to hold a little bit of affection to a mortal who haven't even lived a quarter of his entire life.

he became torn and hated himself for lingering around a mortal existence for too long. for becoming too close to a light that will extinguish before he can watch its flame dance.

the goblin should've searched for his rightful bride. for the means to his end. for the eyes that will see not ghosts but the sword stabbed on his chest.

childe, the goblin, one with a long history of betrayal, blood, loneliness, and void, should be searching for the goblin's bride. childe knows that he should be looking for the human who'll lift the sword from his chest instead of heeding the call of your voice again. instead of becoming pulled by your voice, like it did when you first met, and appearing beside you just in time before harm came to you.

childe who held you and all the regrets and hesitation he had became mere memory when he arrived just in time before danger befall you.

childe who berated you, scolded you, worried for the danger you wre previously in. who declared that he'll go away, who finally committed himself to it. who realized that the right decision now will be to leave before he becomes even more attached to a mortal existence.

childe who gave you parting words, who failed to notice the look in your eyes and how it rests not on his face but on his chest.

childe who was about to leave but became held back by a pull on his wrist. who met your eyes when he glanced back and realized that there's something else in your eyes.

childe, the goblin, the one cursed with immortality, the war general stabbed with his own sword 900 years ago, realized that his long life will never be the same again.

"will you not leave if i tell you that i can see... that." you said to him and pointed a finger in the direction of his chest. but childe can see that your eyes are on something else and that it's seeing the greatest evidence of his curse.

you can see the sword stabbed to his chest.

childe, the goblin, who finally found his bride after 900 years.

who now wants to live a life with the only human who have the power to end it.

goblin! childe headcanons

[yourlocalstranger123]

I wonder how they would react if a usual serious reader gave them something. Serious, cold, etc.

Gerne; fluff and a little bit on crack—

He was stunned....literally. He was so baffled, standing there like a statue. Everyone around you and him was also baffled like: "huh??? Did [name] just...." they would be even more surprised if the thing that you gave him was...cute...?! Like is this the scary, cold, serious [name] were talking about? Paimon even said to Aether to wake him up that she won't think about food for a whole month! And he's still not budging. Still processing what just happened, and oh, when he do, oh...the hilichurls, ruin guards and others gonna run their a— off. "WINDBLaAAAaADE!" And if you do the same with Wanderer and Xiao, oh lord, they better be praying. Just imagine as a hilichurl you see 3 anemo dudes running towards your camp and find yourself running your soul off from these crazy people.

But overall, they would cherish it. If it's something small, you'll see them carrying it in a little pocket or as a chain. Maybe even a small plushie. If it is, they would sleep with it. Well, they would be flustered. All three would never let you see such side of them. They could never imagine how you would react them cuddling with the pushie. Nuh - uh. But if you do, Aether would be flustered, not able to look into your eyes whenever you both travel. Wanderer would beat the soul out of you— well, more like scream until you deaf. You will not see Xiao for a whole month. You may or may have heard that there was a feral person killing all the hilichurls out in liyue. Wanderer would also take his anger and embarrassment on the poor hilichurls.

Just a little fun writing I did

Twitter artist: HatoriKumiko

[Is it illegal to change a bit of the picture....(the text) ]

Twitter artist: yangiohh

Danbooru artist: hane (odeu)

[dat-bruv-person]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ wanna rob [store name] with me?

a/n: this got me wishing I had an iPhone but I got Samsung instead 😒 oh well I have gacha nox so it's okay 👍🏾

gn!reader, poc!reader friendly, set in Britain <3

_________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐

[yostresswritinggirl]

Tied Down

Alhaitham, Cyno with an Unhinged Reader; can be seen as platonic or romantic (Tighnari & Dottore ver.)

-> Alhaitham with your out of this world ideas

Your exaggerated gasp immediately took Alhaitham's attention from his book, exquisite eyes only moving a few to look over you.

"I got a hypothesis now."

The Scribe quickly lowered his eyes, silently praying for the gods despite being a skeptic that you leave him be for his own sanity.

But of course, if the gods were unresponsive before, how would today be any different? His defeated sigh was obvious as he sees you making your way over in his peripheral.

"I have a hypothesis!"

"Do you have evidence?"

"Hear me out first!" He sighs again as you take his book, peering on the page he was on before making a disgusted face, chucking it over your shoulder.

He stares at you with no emotion. Not replying, hoping you'd take that as a no and leave him back to his peace. You don't, of course.

"So, you know how I've been studying about the elements and visions, right?" He does, of course. "I think I know the pattern on Anemo vision wielders now!"

"And that is?" His curiosity breaks his silence over the bold statement, and your smirk widened at his facade breaking.

"They all have dead friends!" Immediately after, you're on a tug-of-war as Alhaitham tries to kick you out of his office.

Alhaitham always thought that he was commonly misunderstood. After all, once he got to know you, he was sure the Akademiya lunatic title fits you more than he did.

However, it's that eccentric quality that made you standout to him, even if the way your mind works is more complex than the textbooks he reads in his spare time. And he reads a lot of advanced materials.

Sometimes your ideas are plain old jibberish, outlandish or too ahead of his time. And on better days, it makes him ponder and dissect your thoughts with vigor. So long as you have such a creative outlook, he lets the previous failures go, although you are on thin ice.

Whenever he's on his wit ends with a discovery or theorem he needs more insight on, technically you are his last option, but an option nonetheless. Something new ALWAYS sprouts when talking to you and he wants to make sure he's mentally ready for that roadtrip.

You drive him insane, pretty much, but it's the insane he preaches that makes a scholar a scholar. Instead you took that as a challenge.

Because of your operational symbiotic relationship, Alhaitham gets dragged into your antics or he genuinely supports you in your discoveries if it would help make sense of your plans.

He'll find himself negotiating with the Eremites, observing in obscure places, even putting himself in danger just so that he could take the consequences instead of you. "At what distance does the primal constructs detect approaching enemies?" The next day you'll get your answer, with a pinch on the cheek from an exhausted Alhaitham.

Besides the fact that he likes you for your 'genius', he can't deny that he enjoys your presence. Which is why he makes genuine effort to understand and appease your interests, reading through many materials about your recent hyperfixation just to keep up with the conversation - make your outings entertaining.

Best outcome is the look of pure disbelief and held shock whenever you prove him wrong. Him blinking at you with slightly agape lips while you had your hands on your hips with a wide grin.

"You were right." "Mhmm?" "I've spoken with the traveler about the individuals they met who are Anemo vision wielders, a deceased friend is a common factor. Except for a female alchemist in Mondstadt that only has an enstranged friendship." "An outlier." "Correct." "That friend must be dead by now, surely." "I worry for you sometimes."

-> Cyno with your manic antics

"Prepare for trouble."

"And make it double!"

The large congregation of merchants looks up from the boxes of canned knowledge towards the cliff overlooking their gathering where two silhouettes stood, shadowed by the high rising sun behind them.

"To protect the world from forbidden knowledge." "To unite all people in the land of knowledge!"

The confused people watched as the two suddenly faltered in their gimmicky pose and hiss at each other, the conversation too far to make out before they went back to their previous positions.

"To denounce the world of injustices and evils." "To uphold the rules and purge the illegals!"

Only when the chant of familiar, bone-chilling names did the canned knowledge merchants finally understood the confusing scene in front of them, but was all too late to flee when the judicators of the Akademiya pulled out their weapons and jumped down to the clearing.

"Team Matra will chase you down, day and night."

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" But the merchants never had the chance to even surrender as you struck first.

Cyno couldn't really blame you. As the Matra focused on cross-referencing and paperworks, your work isn't as... exciting as his, as you put it.

So at times when there's a rare occurrence where he does need an extra pair of hands, and you look like you're about to pass out from boredom, Cyno lets you tag along. He lives for that smile you give him every time he visits your office.

But that smile is also his doom. And the culprits you'd have to subdue. The General Mahamatra could be seen pulling his headdress down, trying to ignore the looks and pleas for mercy while you went ham on beating them up.

No, it is because of their wrongdoings that got them here in the first place, he has nothing to do with this other than following protocols.

If he's the hunting dog, you're the rabid dog always ready to bite. Actually, you're always the first one to rush straight into battle, and after the hundredth time his warnings to NOT do that had been ignored, he stopped doing so and let it be.

While his name is popular among students of the Akademiya, you're more well-known (feared) by Eremites and suspicious merchants. Scholars would rather be visited by you than the General, and the parallels never fails to amuse him.

It's not that he doesn't care, far from it actually! You have his full trust to finish your battles no matter how reckless your approach is, how your adrenaline-fueled mind and body cannot be deterred by small cuts and wounds.

And if there were rare moments when it's too much to handle, rest assured that the General would have your back to the point that you don't even realize the danger as it was already neutralized by his hands.

Cyno never shies away from complimenting your fighting style, even *complimenting *it with his own so that you two can better synergize in the battlefield. The excitement to have someone to spar with after the unfortunate retirement of his previous partner came back tenfold.

It's those rare times that he can boast his pride in front of you, showing his unmatched strength that you have yet to properly win against.

His job as a Matra and the General Mahamatra had always been a dangerous path to walk, and he greatly appreciates that you can keep up and join him without problems.

Besides, he has a front row seat of just how feral and strong you can be. A side that those used to your office persona will never lay eyes on, his very own privilege.

There was a Tighnari and Dottore version for this but I got too busy with my birthday and my tipsy self cannot be bothered to write more so have this

[the-fandom-greenhouse]

Why does General Gorou have to for walks sometimes?

Cause he gets the Wata-Zoomies!

~♡

[xinnabon]

"most importantly... my intuition tells me that you're someone special."

(CONFESSION) SHIKANOIN HEIZOU !! heizou x gn!reader

PLEASE DO CONSIDER REQUESTING ME!

going around to see the scenery sure was tiring. completely too late at night after wandering around goofing off with each other's presence.

heizou already plopped down in the bed after all the energy he spent to do this day with you staying at his side at the edge of the bed.

man alive, it really was awkward. you can't just get up immediately now that he's peaceful along with his dreams. no. you can't.

it's been 5 minutes. complete silence. you ended up filling the room with honesty coming from yourself to a big sigh, and release everything out.

"god. i really couldn't stop smiling when i was with you, heizou."

"i haven't told you this yet but since you're sleeping, i won't have to be too embarrassed to admit that, i enjoyed my time with you today. and that, i want to continue on going around inazuma with you. you really did hit me when you said that-- well... trying to say that after a long journey that had came with us, the memory will remain."

looking at the wall then facing downwards fiddling with your fingers.

"truth is. i don't know... i think that--"

you were about to put your hand down in the bed but some other... hits you?

"oops."

"... heizou?"

you realized and then you stood in place, bringing your hand back into your lap.

"haha. um... can you continue that last part?"

god he really did manage to catch that. no, no... did he catch everything that you said? no focus just--

"ITHINKTHATIMINLOVEWITHYOU"

"oh. that came out pretty loud... not to mention, pretty quick too."

you were already at the edge of overthinking and looking down to your lap. you seriously embarrassed yourself. sitting there silent now that heizou lets out a giggle.

"well, i don't want you to overthink a bit too much soooo... you aren't the only one who's in love in this relationship."

staring back to him as you stunned in place. waiting for him to say everything.

"truth is, i admire your honesty with me. though, i'd really like it if you'd just open up to me more about what you think. you can try to relax now. no need to worry, thinking 'he'll never like me, won't he?!' or 'there's no way he'll ever take interest in me!' or... whatever it is you're thinking."

"i really, really like you as well. you don't need to be embarrassed but if you want to restart on what you want to tell me, go ahead."

you're actually dreaming, aren't you? blinking too much as he. he just sits there right before you. no way this is happening. this can't be.

facing him you tried to relax and go all out.

"shikanoin heizou... i think that, i want to be your partner forevermore with you. and if it's alright... i want to take things slow so, will you go out on a date with me?"

a soft smile going across his face.

"quite formal, don't you think? though, i liked that you tried. no, no. love. i loved that you tried."

his hands rests on top of yours. oh how cold his hands were.

"yes. i do want you to take me out on a date..." a slight bloom in his cheeks and immediately took you outside of his doorstep and bid you goodnight.

it's happening. you can probably hear him through the door, screeching out in a giddy mood now that you are finally taking him on a date.

he'd wish that he was able to know more about this side of you. he probably baited you in to confess your feelings to make sure you felt the same. clearly he had judgement on you for the time being with him.

his and your room is just across each other and the literal image of showing excitement for a new day, a new beginning, and to settle things over for just the two of you.

--

a/n: a cutesy and a cracked up confession is what i need for this night. clearly didn't made an effort and completely did what i did that was running through my mind.

[yelshin]

GONE WRONG | ♡

Texting them: "pst he's not home"

﹙CHARACTERS: CHILDES, SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER﹚

An: Smau requests are open!

Tw: cursing and threatening through text, (at Scaramouche's part), slight possessive

一CHILDE

4/10 experience.

Once he got home he literally SEARCHED every corner of the mansion. But calms down after he didn't found any guy (pls he even checked the cctv footage)

But still in the end you ended up sleeping on the couch. And next day you woke up at your shared bed

He can't stand sleeping alone okay..

一SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER

-0000000/10 experience.

LMAO WHEN YOU OPENED THE DOOR HE IMMEDIATELY SEARCH FOR THE DUDE😭

When you told him there's no one (like rlly) he just go silent. He did what he said; he stopped cuddling with you whenever you two are sleeping

But that only last a minute ofc, we all know this man can't live without cuddles

An: Likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[the-travelling-witch]

oh this looks so fun holly!!! i would like to participate in rolling the dice please~

2 | genshin impact, zhongli (honestly are you even surprised lmao) | no genre, go crazy ;)

thank you and also congrats on 1k!! here's to many more bc you totally deserve it for all your amazing writing ✨💖🥂🍾💐

thank you so much dear!! ♡

i´m not surprised but still very much elated because i like writing zhongli i should do it more often; after all, i do quite enjoy the manner in which he chooses converse aka i like that he talks in fancy jsjshs

anyway, i hope you have as much fun reading as i had writing; without furtherado, let´s get the ball, or in this case the dice, rolling with...

IN VINO VERITAS

trope: drunken confession [space nr. 2]

pairing: zhongli x gn!reader

genre: crack, fluff

warnings: alcohol consumption

second constellation event masterlist

You overestimated your alcohol tolerance. Or underestimated Zhongli´s. Or both. Probably both.

Much to your delight, the consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor had asked you to accompany him to dinner this evening at ‘Third-Round-Knockout’. Seeing as you had been harbouring feelings for the man for quite some time now, you had been quick to agree.

You were well aware of the restaurant´s rather strong drinks, yet, as you listened to Zhongli´s melodic voice describing scenes from a time long past, your attention lay not with your glass but with the charming geo user right in front of you. Somewhere far back in your mind, a tiny voice wondered how he could know all of these ancient stories in such great detail but the more often your hand moved towards your beverage, the quieter it got.

And that was how you found yourself basically glued to his lips as your cheeks radiated a tingly warmth that slowly spread all throughout your body. Under normal circumstances, you´d stare much less obviously and would at least try to follow his explanations but right now you couldn´t really care.

“(Y/n)?” At the call of your name you merely hummed in reply. “(Y/n), I cannot help but observe a distinctive lack of attentiveness in you tonight. I wonder whether this is due to the lateness of the hour or whether there is something weighing heavy on your mind?”

“Or perhaps,” he studied your glass and then your complexion, bringing a gloved hand up to cup your cheek, “tonight´s beverages are affecting you more than they do affect me. My apologies, I should have been more considerate towards your tolerance when choosing. Please do believe me, it was not my intention to leave you inebriated by the time we part ways, it's just that I usually find myself in the company of those who can never seem to drink enough.”

“No, no, I´m fine! That´s not it!” Zhongli slightly cocked his head to the side and raised an eyebrow as you hurriedly waved your hands in front of you. “It´s really not the alcohol! It´s actually your fault!”

“Oh?” It was impressive how quickly you went from moving a mile a minute to being completely frozen in place. When Zhongli, however, seemed more amused than offended, you remembered how to breathe again. “Would you please care to enlighten me as to how it is my fault you´re so distracted?”

“It´s because of your stupidly distracting face of course! I mean seriously, how is it fair for someone to be this handsome? Like hello?? Normal people exist, you know,” you grumbled, your head supported by your hand now. Breathing out a heavy sigh, you continued with a dismissive wave of your hand. “You´re always so nice and gentlemanly, too. Like, you´re beautiful and well-mannered and also, like, really smart and that's just not fair. And then every time you talk to me, my heart does that stupid fluttery thing and it´s just ugh– Like, you´re you and I ´m me and I just really don´t know how to tell you that I like you more than a friend.”

For a moment, both of you just stared at each other, Zhongli with his brows drawn in surprise and you with a slightly annoyed pout. Then, realisation struck.

“Oh my archons! It´s– I didn´t–” After not being able to come up with any kind of sentence whatsoever, you buried your face in your hands, the embarrassment heating you up more than any kind of liquor ever could. “Oh Rex Lapis, please let the ground swallow me whole.”

“There will be no need for that.” Zhongli´s deep chuckle made you peek out from between your fingers and seconds later any sort of shield was taken from you as firm hands gently grasped your wrists and pulled your hands down between you two. You almost missed how his thumbs drew deliberately slow circles onto the palms of your hands as you lost yourself in intense pools of molten gold and amber. “I must say, even in a situation such as this, you´re so very precious.”

“Huh?” was a rather intelligent remark on your end.

“You mentioned previously your heart does, may I directly quote you, ‘that stupid fluttery thing’ whenever you talk to me. And although I might have expressed myself a little differently were I in your shoes, I can assure you the sentiment is the very same.” Gifting you a rare smile as he watched your mouth part in an awed ‘o’ shape, he continued. “Without wanting to sound too forward, I would like to invite you to spend the night at my humble residence, mainly because I wish to see you taken care of properly. But I also cannot deny wanting to keep you close now that our feelings lay bare before one another. What say you?”

“That sounds very nice,” you yawned. 

“Then so shall it be.” Draping his long coat over your shoulders, Zhongli held out his hand for you to take as you left the restaurant and began your walk through the tranquillity of Liyue Harbor´s night. “By tomorrow I´d like you to repeat yourself again. I must be sure it is you and not the drink talking. You´ll do that for me, right, dearest?”

You hummed and nodded as you drew the shoulders of his coat more snugly against you, practically melting into the cosy fabric. The man next to you couldn´t help but chuckle at your actions.

“Perhaps,” he mused, “you could also take that chance to tell me more about my… what was it? Ah yes, my ‘stupidly distracting face’, to make use of your phrasing.”

“Only if you promise to stop teasing me about this.”

“Ah, you see, a promise is not unlike a contract. One should not give one´s word when one is not certain to also keep it.”

“Zhongli!”

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