TG: cult name should be The Garlic Ones™ and the followers are garlicpilled breadmaxxers
GA: The Suggestion Box Is Not A Waste Receptacle Please Remember This In Further Asks
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he called you fake dave, are you just going to take that?
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april fools but it's every other alt working together to make adam's day hell
they keep seth safe from him by following the human at all times
they spraypaint his hoodie bright pink
they set up traps at every nearby door/entrance
they give both seth and gabriel a shit ton of flashbangs
jonah convinces mark to tie adams hands and feet together with strings
and so, so much more
YES I’m with this.
Adams horrible terrible no good very bad day
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oh my fucking god apparently the pitchfork article trashing hozier's new album (that was otherwise raved over by basically every other big music publication) was written by fucking peyton beachdeath??? and now twitter normies are finding out about everything they’ve done.. i’m screaming LMAO they’re linking the archived callout someone made about them. it’s so funny. finally exposed for their crimes against humanity
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Btw one of my favorite juniors things is when Wei Wuxian pulls his “oouuughhh I’m an old man” shit with them and they’re like Aren’t you like 23. And that body is like 19 stop talking about your old man knees
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Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph
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I’m in the South. I’ve got ears to the ground. Republicans are SWEATING at the prospect of Kamala being nominated. They’re not sure Trump can beat her.
Let’s prove them right.
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