#giant roaches

[rbade-art]

[bizarrelittlemew]

this has to be a shout-out to the fandom for speculating about the sleeping arrangements aboard the Revenge for over a year

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Too many fucks in the hotel kitchen (most of them thankfully not literal) (MOST of them)

Angel Dust: “Are you TRYIN’ to kill me???”

Vaggie: “If I was, I wouldn’t have missed.”

Angel Dust: “YOUR SPEAR ALMOST SHAVED OFF MY CHEST FLUFF”

Vaggie: “You looked at Charlie and said ‘ugh’.”

Angel Dust: “No shit I said UGH! Your girlfriend’s oozing demonic tar all over the kitchen!”

Vaggie: “So? She’s allowed to have midnight snacks without being a night person.”

Angel Dust: “Not all over my bagel she isn’t!”

Charlie: “???bAGeL???”

Angel Dust: “Oh hell no you don’t-”

Vaggie: “Give her the bagel and it’ll give me time to make pancakes.”

Charlie: “!!!!!!pAN-----CAkEsssssss!!!”

Angel Dust: “…you’re fucking one fucking creepy lady, lady.”

Vaggie: “Shows what you know, asshole. She’s absolutely adorable, aren’t you Charlie?”

Charlie: “~~~~HEHEHEH~~~ iM cUUUTe~~~”

Angel Dust: “Motherfucker… these damn pancakes had better be worth it.”

Vaggie: “The fuck said I was making you any?”

Angel Dust: “What th- I gave your creepy girl my bagel!”

Vaggie: “And called her creepy.”

Angel Dust: “I made a sacrifice out of the goodness of my heart and this is what I get for it? That was my fucking bagel! RESPECT MY FUCKING BAGEL, BITCH!!”

Husk: “Who the fuck let him fuck the bagels again.”

Angel Dust: “Oh fff-uck me.”

Vaggie: “Again?”

Charlie: “Bagel-ssS? PLURAL???”

Angel Dust: “Blame Husky voice over there, he dared me to!”

Husk: “I said don’t fuck up that bagel.”

Angel Dust: “See?? Listen to the way he’s sayin’ it! So I had ta! And it was just the one time!”

Vaggie: “WHEN was this ‘one time’.”

Angel Dust: “…Uhh…”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “Babe. Drop the bagel.”

Charlie: “Suddenly I’m very awake now and really wish I wasn’t.”

- NEW HOTEL RULE ANNOUNCEMENT-

57.) No fucks in the kitchen. Not of any kind. Don’t even say the word while you’re in there, it’s too fucking dangerous.

[will-of-dumpsterfire]

Ok jjk unwells I come with bad news about Yuta. Homie kisses a cockroach on the mouth. Damaged goods, save yourself by refusing to simp now.

[cordycepsbian]

putting our two favorite Giant Bug Media together, for our health. gregor and boots are a lot farther from home than usual...

[madcat-world]

The Giant Roach - Pavel Vophira

[curiosity-killed]

The vision: take a nice relaxing bath on Sunday evening to try to calm my hip down

The reality: trapped in the bathroom bc there is a huge huge huge cockroach out there that Baloo is gleefully chasing around BUT NOT KILLING and I will actually just die if I try to battle a cockroach naked

[julians-meh-house]

So few… my apologies (one million crying and heartbreak on planet erp)

[zedortoo]

I think about these two every minute of every hour every though I have leads back to "how can I make this about Mr Stick and Burton". Sometimes I think about them so much I feel ill my autism knows no bounds.

[flame-shadow]

Giant's Lair Roach Village Bug Fables NPC Collab [20/23]

Background - @flame-shadow Editor - @flame-shadow

Character Credits The Elder - @flame-shadow Scorpion Caretaker - sticspace Ray - sticspace Rina - sticspace Roy - @mizzle-moths Roach - @tradingstars

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[onenicebugperday]

Cape Mountain cockroach, Aptera fusca, Blaberidae

Females are wingless and armored, reaching up to nearly two inches in length. Males are smaller with visible wings, and reach only around an inch. Found in the Western Cape region of South Africa.

Photo 1 by isabetabug, 2 by mashudu, 3 by slashme, 4 by davidklop, 5-6 by tgosliner, and 7-10 by magrietb

[roachie141]

when i get bored in class i think of my baby bug🪳

[baconcolacan]

I JUST SAW A GIANT ROACH AND IT SCUTTLED AWAY BEFORE I COULD SQUISH IT BY TALOS IM GONNA PERISH HERE

[synthaphone]

dreamt that a roach the size of a rat was trying to crawl out of the bathtub drain

OH and before that i dreamt that i had a tuskaninny oc who was made out of cheese? and they were a scammer who had gotten arrested for it, so i was excited to write a funny court case for them

[gothamghostwhispers]

A text from BB

:uh h-hey I uh "like" you too! Uhm i uh wh-what brought this on?

:…you’re sure that’s your feelings and not mine..? ……Right?

: I haven’t been doing a very good at not feeling things around you when we hang out… I wanted to tell you but I wanted to wait till after your thesis so I didn’t distract you from your schooling

[ @bugboi-of-gotham ]

[centaurator]

i wiill answer ever single one of those questoins for you

You are attached to your umbilical like a standard iterator. The roach is specifically designed with a very flexible body thats modeled after an octopus so if you're wondering how that works there you go. Its intentions are simply to tickle your umbilical wires (specifically the blue ones) and maybe leave a kiss on the wire port. It is a purposed organism but no one knows who made it.

WYD IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU MY BRO

Wait, no, I'm not going to humor this! It's just a stupid hypothetical. None of that would ever happen, so it doesn't matter what I'd do.

I don't want to think about this. It's too strange.