#giggling punching the Wall

[ieatflaeks]

Gay people. pissme off 😞 [these are experimental drawings on how I draw max...this isnt finalized lol]

[frownyalfred]

the beautiful contrast between Bruce Wayne, owner of more than one (1) braincell and therefore the knowledge of exactly what he can punch and how hard without hurting himself...and Bruce Wayne, certified Gotham Crash Out™ who punches walls anyway. mwah. art.

[ghoulspaw]

*SLAMS DOOR OPEN LIKE SOMEONE WHOS BEEN KEPT IN CAPTIVITY FOR TOO LONG*

AAAGGHHGGGFH IM EATING THEM ALLLL ‼️‼️

[doumakei]

And then I go and spoil it all by saying somethin' stupid like

"I love you." ♡

Hi *strikes a pose* have this that I made rn while skipping class bc i didn't feel like going to class today *strikes a pose again* they are stupid and in love

[hana-bobo-finch]

I think. some of this audio has gotten a bit corrupted. perhaps

[killuaisaprincess]

Teddy Bear 🧸

“Sorry, kid, I don’t have a teddy bear, or I’d let you hold it while I take care of those wounds.”

Killua blinks.

“What? Don’t make fun of me, kid!”

Killua fiddles with his torn shorts.

“I-It’s not that…”

Killua sniffs.

“It’s just… I heard that’s only for the good kids… the ones that don’t misbehave…”

Read on ao3

[feastingonchrist]

it’s so funny and sweet how i think i’ll be done processing other peoples’ love for me after dwelling on it for days and feeling calmer after those intense feelings go away and then i think about it again or something else they have done and i start crashing out and foaming at the mouth AGAIN JDJFJCIGIGI ITS SUCH A GREAT FEELING BUT SO INTENSE IDK HOW TO HANDLE IT AND I JS WANNA RUN AWAY FROM MYSELF LOLLL I FEEL LIKE THIS INSIDE:

it's like God's saying "I'm not done showing you how loved you are"

[lovinggreeniehours]

crawls out of the ground covered in blood. i dreamed about orpheus Again

[mothergold]

want Dazai so ridiculously bad it’s actually not even fucking funny

[the-ourple-ouppy]

Hey ketch I'm gonna miss you sm when you move you mah ride or die and the person that makes me the most happy out of all pur friend group but I hope you do well in your new school please keep in contact with me when you do move I've already lost so many friends from moving you know that I've told you but you will never be replaced ever ily sm ketch[platonically ofc] and I hope you do well in that school *Sends virtual hugs* 💖💗💕

awww ily too bestie!! im gonna miss you so much :(( but even though i wont be at school ur house is only 20 mins away so we can still have sleepovers an stuff!!

GRAHHHH ATTACKS U WITH MY FRIENDSHIP BEAM AUHFUAHUH

❤️❤️❤️💗💖💓💓💞💗💖💝💘💗❣️💓💘🥰😍🥰💟💗💘

UR SO COOL MOON I LOVE YOUUU (platonically ofc) AND I MISS YOU SM GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[leaving-fragments]

"you smell like a biscuit" screaming biting crying 😭

[readymades2002]

went to lunch with Boy and mentioned i very foolishly was the only person in my family who took a french elective instead of spanish in school. he goes oh you speak a little french? i say yes very very poorly. he nods and goes hang on a second. types something into his phone. says "do you understand *the absolute most mangled pronunciation of a long french phrase you've ever heard in your life*". i raise my eyebrows, expecting this to be some absurd meme thing. he shows me his phone screen, where he has typed the phrase "you're one of my favorite people on the planet" into google translate

[nafohcnis]

(clutching my chest) quick n concise guide to survival fanart… u get me. u Get me. peak jd fic

YEESUEWSSHDH... its sossososo good... i think i go into cardiac arrest every time it updates its crazy.!!!!!! ugh the writing from all the different perspectives is SOOO GOOD and the thought processes from everyone seem so believable i acually go.crazy!!! peak...

[askewhammer]

battling with myself on whether or not I should eveal my longtime f/o who I've crushed sooo goddamn hard on in the year of our lord and savior 2012 but. I Am Scared of Being Vunerable. I'm fighting. so hard right now. It's 10pm on a Tuesday what's happening here

[gojosconsort]

Hey! I was wondering if you could maybe do a part 3 to Nanami and his innocent wife? You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to.

“these bikinis are so tiny now,” you muse, poking your head out from the dressing room curtain. your husband kento slumps in a store chair, exhausted from working overtime and now you’re dragging him through this beachwear shop for a vacation he’s dreading—because you, his sweet, clueless wife, are a walking test of his sanity, and he’s losing.

“what’s the problem, honey?” he says while he’s trying to focus on the tacky store decor—anything but the thought of you in a bikini and your curves, because every time you step out, all innocent, his cock twitches and he’s one step from fucking you against the mirror until you’re a whimpering mess.

you yank the curtain open, stepping out, and kento nearly dies right here and there. the bikini’s a fucking crime—neon pink, two pathetic triangles straining against your tits, which threaten to spill over. the fabric’s stretched so tight it’s basically transparent, nipples hard from the store’s AC, and the straps are screaming for mercy, digging into your skin, pushing those pretty boobs up and out.

“my boobs don’t fit,” you pout, tugging at the top, making them bounce and jiggle in a way that sends kento’s cock throbbing painfully hard.

“fuck,” he chokes, voice a strangled wheeze. you giggle, oblivious, bouncing on your toes, and the bikini groans, one tit nearly popping free, a sliver of pink nipple taunting him—kento’s mouth waters, aching to lick that teasing peek, to push the fabric aside and tease the stiff bud with slow, hungry swirls of his tongue.

“it’s so tight, kento, look!” you say, spinning to check the mirror, and your ass in the matching thong bottom—plump, barely covered—makes his cock leak, a wet spot blooming dark against his pants, precum soaking through as he shifts, trying to hide it. “looks good” he rasps, sounding like he’s been punched, eyes glued to your chest, where every jiggle is slow-motion torture.

he’s picturing it—ripping that bikini off, sucking those fat tits, pinning you to the wall, fucking you raw until you’re dripping with him, your throat too hoarse to speak. his slacks are a prison, cock throbbing, balls tight, and he bites his cheek, the sting doing nothing to stop the feral spiral in his head.

“good?” you laugh, turning back, still tugging, making your breasts bounce more, each wobble a dagger to his control. “kento, they’re almost falling out!” you say, pouting, and start testing the fit—hopping, bending, shaking your shoulders, making your breasts bounce harder, each ripple shredding his sanity.

“see? it doesn’t fit!” you say, doing a little shimmy, and kento’s jaw locks, teeth grinding, a low groan trapped in his throat. he’s feral, imagining pinning you down, tying your wrists with his tie, gagging you with his cock till you’re choking, those tits bouncing as he fucks your throat raw.

you bend forward, inspecting the straps, and your tits sway, nearly spilling, the motion hypnotic. then you twist, checking the mirror, do a little spin, arms raised, and your tits bounce again, threatening to burst free with every turn while kento’s eyes are unblinking, glued to your chest.

how he wishes he could bend you over the chair right now, spanking that plump ass red, then fucking you from behind, hands squeezing your breasts, pinching your nipples until you’re sobbing his name, cum leaking down your thighs as he fills you again and again.

“it’s so silly, right?” you say, still moving, hopping again, your boobs jiggling like they’re mocking him, the straps slipping, one inch from disaster. his cock’s throbbing, leaking so much and he’s picturing unloading on your tits, painting them white, watching it drip while you look up, all sweet.

then it happens—one strap snaps, a tit spills free, full, round, nipple taut and teasing, bouncing with your last hop. kento’s done, a guttural “we’re leaving” ripping out as he thinks he’s gotta buy this thing before he cums in his pants right here in the store, and he’s up, chair screeching, wet spot glaring. “let’s buy the damn thing already.”

[bbokicidal]

[SKZ] Finding you asleep with their SKZOO plushie

mini post of bullet point head canons lol - with SamSung as the poster children ig

Genre: Fluff Pairing: OT8 x Reader Warnings: None

SFW Masterlist | NSFW Masterlist

Chan:

Coos at the sight of you asleep with his Wolfchan plushie

Takes a picture of you because he thinks you look so cute

Also takes a .5 picture just to clown on you a little later

LOVES it when you take his stuff and sleep with it

He's caught you sleeping with his hoodies on before but his plushie?? His mini other him??? Ugh, his heart!!

Crawls into bed with you and lets you keep holding onto the plushie instead. He'll just spoon you from behind. <3

Wakes up to you cuddling him instead and sticks his tongue out as if the Wolfchan plushie is alive and will see it and be hurt lol

Lino:

Stares the second he catches you napping on the couch with his Leebit plushie

He's not surprised - you texted saying you were tired, wanted cuddles - but he was at practice and he was still all sweaty and grimy

Walks over to take a quick picture

Picks up the plushie and pretends to aggressively punch it's little face before calmly placing it back in your arms

Thinks it's really a cute sight but silently hates the plushie for taking his place

Changbin:

Starts immediately punching the air to fight his cuteness aggression

Almost wakes you up with how hard he's breathing because he's holding it all in

Takes a picture and sends it to the group chat to talk about HOW CUTE YOU ARE !!

Sits on the ground by the couch where you're napping and reaching out to touch the plushie.

Gives it head pats, rubs its cheeks. Then does the same to you

Gentle happy boy <3

Hyunjin:

POSTS a PICTURE on his INSTAGRAM OF YOU

Hard launches your relationship while also promoting the most recent SKZOO collaboration project

When you wake up he's pouty

Pretends not to be jealous of the plushie but most certainly IS jealous you got to cuddle him instead of Jinnie.

Please give him snuggles, he's probably gonna drown the bitch in your kitchen sink if you don't (Learned from the worst)

Jisung:

He thinks it's the cutest thing on Earth !!!

Makes a picture of you with Hanquokka his phone background

Thinks it's soooo cute because your cheek is squished against the plushie's round cheeks

Shows all the members the following evening at practice

You end up finding out from Chan who texted you a pic of Jisung's background - who was then running around yelling that Chan ratted his out and that they'd never see him again when he went home

You get revenge by making a .5 of his big ass forehead your background <3

Felix:

Ends up waking you up because he's giggling so much at his phone

He'd texted the group chat a picture of you sleeping with Bbokari and said his two favorite girls were napping together (idk Bbokari's gender fluctuates she's a unisex icon we love him)

Apologizes and wraps his arm around you in the bed so you can cuddle him and Bbokari at the same time

Gives you lots of cuddles and pouts at himself for waking you up

Gives you a little back rub while he's there <3

Seungmin:

Pouts when he finds you but ultimately stays quiet. Until he sees the Puppym plushie.

How DARE you replace him so easily with someone so.... SMALL.

Recreates the 'Welcome Home Cheater' banner and puts it up on the kitchen wall so you see it when you wake up

Ultimately he just laughs about it but he makes a show of acting serious when you question what you did wrong

Gives you lots of hugs and kisses as an apology for worrying you but also sits on the Puppym plushie as y'all watch movies together as payback

Jeongin:

Gets SO smiley when he sees you with the Foxiny plushie!!

He takes pictures but he sends them to his family members instead of the group chat

Actually, he tells them that 'this is the person I'm gonna marry some day'

Loves that you love his skzoo as much as you love him

Later when he's chatting with you about seeing you sleeping w/ the plushie, he pretends to chokehold it and feigns anger at the plushie for 'stealing his partner'

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