#gilear fantasy high

[saphic-with-t]

The fact that Fabian’s nightmare is to be exactly like Gilear and yet when you look at both of their romantic lineups:

It is literally identical. Like I hate to break it to you pirate boy but the man you supposedly despise and desperately fear becoming is literally just as into toxic elf women as you are.

[emiuli]

The Bad Guys!!! + Gilear ( cuz he's extra special)

Sorry for taking so long to do the rest of the bad kids!! I'm super excited for junior year, so please I would love suggestions of other characters you guys want me to do!

[ransomdanxing]

brennan fully backtracking on "he's not cursed he's just a guy" he was SO cursed

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

hey also is anyone talking about the fact that like. gilear did not tell fig where he was going or even that he was going somewhere. what the fuck.

[ghoulboyspooks]

Brennan being set on killing Gilear during fights in whatever way possible will never not be funny to me, that poor wet cat of a man knows no refuge.

[theology101]

The Faeth Family are fucking WILD

Gilear is the Chosen One - literally the descendant of fucking High Elf Gilgamesh

[astllee]

he's a pathetic little man and i want him dead (i would jump in front of a moving car for him)

[tides-and-moon]

rewatching freshman year have a fig making gilear do affirmations

[thesaltqueen]

Anyone else getting odd vibes for Gilear this episode…? Cause between him mysteriously winning a vacation and getting engaged/married without telling Fig (cause you KNOW he’d tell her) and Fig’s Dairy Demon Deal™️, I feel like something is up…

[ppixxie]

in celebration of the new ep of fantasy high s3 here's an old gilear i drew forever ago. my pathetic wet dog

[sebari-1004]

I was having a discussion with my good ol’ friend @scalpho about the new Gilear art and how I thought he looked weirdly tall and scraggly. He thought gilear was 5’10/5’11 but I thought Gilear was a short king so we did some “math”

Introducing stage one, AVSGH

Using the new Gilear faeth art, I took the average length of sunglasses to be around 14cm, worked out roughly how many sunglasses tall Gilear was and multiplied it by the 14cm. Which made him a brilliant 122cm tall and for scalpho, a devastating 122cm tall.

AND then scalpho put his sunglasses on him because he was in the zone now

Now, we knew we needed more evidence to support the Gilear short king claim in order for it to be irrefutable.

Stage two, AVPLH

Using the old Gilear art where he’s got the cap of a fountain pen in his pocket, we took the average height of that to be around 5.5cm and calculated Gilear height using the AVPLH.

HOWEVER, his feet are simply on two different planes so scalpho took the height from his left foot and I took his height from his right foot.

We averaged it out to be 122cm again but scalpho made the brilliant point that there are often inconsistencies in height of characters compared to objects due to art style so our next move would take this into account

Stage three, AVGHH

Average gorgug headphone height was devised by scalpho. If we took the average height of gorgugs headphones and divided his canon height of 6’4 by how many headphones tall he was, then scaled Gilear down to a size where his head was roughly the same size as gorgug, we would discover his true height.

First we had to find out the AVGHH

Next we put Gilear next to him

We found out Gilear was roughly 5’1

In order to confirm this, we then placed hallariel next to gorgug to see if we would get 5’11 and hence all the evidence leads us to believe that Gilear faeth is canonically, without a shadow of a doubt, probably, most likely, maybe 5’1.

(Mr Brennan Lee Mulligan please confirm)

[aceacebaby1]

fabian did say gilear was the chosen one

[sharknng]

ALL PULP NO JUICE!

Daily Click

esims for Gaza

Operation Olive Branch

Funds for Gaza

[theangelofthewaters]

Let my man live plz

[mothsgotghosts]

Can't believe Gilear has reached legend status. This is the same man who didn't know what mash potatoes or whatever were in freshman year.

[ghoulboyspooks]

really truly believed that Brennan as Sandra Lynn was going to say the reason Gilear doesn’t have the same curse as her was because she pegs him