#gilear fantasy high

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

i know we as a fandom make a lot of jokes about gilear and hallariel’s child being fabian’s nemesis but in all seriousness fabian would be SUCH a good big brother

[cosmos-fudge]

[novembueri]

A day in the life of Gilear Faeth

[becausesure]

Hallerial and Gilear getting a dog to protect the baby is also funny because they also have a dog

THE HANGMAN IS ALSO A DOG

So both Fabian and Hangman both have nemesis

[saphic-with-t]

The fact that Fabian’s nightmare is to be exactly like Gilear and yet when you look at both of their romantic lineups:

It is literally identical. Like I hate to break it to you pirate boy but the man you supposedly despise and desperately fear becoming is literally just as into toxic elf women as you are.

[jjlovesgoodies]

[emiuli]

The Bad Guys!!! + Gilear ( cuz he's extra special)

Sorry for taking so long to do the rest of the bad kids!! I'm super excited for junior year, so please I would love suggestions of other characters you guys want me to do!

[fushigiari]

“In my haste to put the armor on, I buckled the leg plate and think I’ve clipped the tip of my penis against one of the leg plates and everytime I move it feels like it might come off… the tip of …So let me assure you demon, I HAVE NO PRIDE!!!

shout out to AerolsCausticCrater on Reddit for the idea!

Here’s everyone’s favorite DAD from dimension20show`s Fantasy High: Gilear Faeth !!! If you enjoyed this one, please let me know who else you’d like to see 👇

[lilyrosegold]

The universe is about to get Fabian back for everything he’s done to gilear in the funniest way possible

[ransomdanxing]

brennan fully backtracking on "he's not cursed he's just a guy" he was SO cursed

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

i love to headcanon that fig’s red tiefling skin manifested as vitiligo and that’s why it took her horns growing in for sandra lynn and gilear to realize she wasn’t a full elf

[itsjustevil]

This time the fanfiction I will be demanding is not Barry adopting another Barbarian, or even any fun crossover dynamics, and instead just Gorgug being forced to hang out with Arthur and "Old Gilly" as he works overtime with them to solve the Time Quangle. Just this teenager constantly having to go Quangle himself and interact with bizzare fucking strangers, and then return and deal with the last two fuckint people he wants to see. Sometimes Ayda's there but she actually gets to leave to go on dates with Fig. Gorgug asks/nearly begs to come with, but Ayda has just learned about the concept of Third Wheeling and insists that no Third Wheeling of any kind gets in the way of her make out sessions. It's just Arthur Gorgug and Gilear. Gorgug hates every second of this. Worst extra credit assignment ever.

[shut-up-math]

[can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture]

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

[starcrossedandstupid]

Personally I think Gilear needs more partners. Get him everyone

He is still Gilear obviously, nothing changed. He is pathetic and sad and has so many yogurt stains and his general Gilear aura

But somehow he is now at the center of the horrible little parents situation. It all goes back to Gilear baby!

“I have somehow entered a relationship with ny ex wife’s current lover and the man who cuckholded me. My wife finds this amusing, and has asked that I invite them the next time she awards me a date. I am truly unable to handle this, please help.”

“Last night, Wilma and Digby invited myself and all of the other parents over for drinks. It had turned out it was a swingers party. It was incredibly overwhelming. I injured my hip and can no longer walk. I will attempt to get up if you ask me to, but I do not think it will go well.”

I just think it’s fun