#gina peretti

[weirdprophetess]

Been waiting like a month to post this and remembered about it today and thought October 18th is the perfect amount of well into October and it turns out that's the day this episode aired so obviously I have to post it now

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 5/?) ✨ peraltiago edition ✨

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Gina: I just ended a 5 year relationship

Jake: oh my god, are you ok?

Gina: I’m okay. It wasn’t mine.

[astreinomane]

These two himbos right here...

These two himbos right here should have been both part of the main cast of B99.

Reblog if you agree.

[thebeesareback]

Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy

"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy

"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy

"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy

"Ah, well done", Jake to himself

"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy

"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy

"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy

"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy

"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy

"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)

"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy

"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial

"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy

"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake

"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy

"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt

"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis

"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle

"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle

"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt

"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself

"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt

"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist

"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle

"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy

"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully

"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox

"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt

"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt

"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself

"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father

"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape

Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

[beautyarchive]

The way Amy looks at Jake when he's announcing The Jimmy Jab Games.

[idonthaveathing]

did anyone else get absurdly excited whenever there was a b99 cameo in parks and rec

like i was fucking SHRIEKING when

idk if there's any more b99 cameos in parks and rec but these are the ones i remember and i'll always be so happy about it heheh

[gabbagedump]

They actually did grow up together!

[mattmurdockismyspiritanimal]

My 'intrusive thoughts' feel like Gina Linetti telling me to dance barefoot in a forest because I'm a stone-cold nymph, or calling me Beyoncé for waking up and going to work every day...

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 4/?)

[mentally-at-home]

[incorrect-b99]

Jake: I think I might possibly like Amy.

Gina: And I think you might possibly be the last person to find out.

[levy-tran]

GINA LINETTI ─ Brooklyn Nine Nine, 6.02

[ontheidiotbox]

[bretzkysbs]