#incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes

[yourgalgremlin]

(James & Harry) 🤝 (Regulus & Draco):

JAMES: I’ll take the prettiest, vicious Slytherin twink you got. Extra mean to me. Prickly on the outside/gooey inside—

DRIVE-THRU: Anything else?

HARRY: Can I actually get 1 of those, too? Blonde.

JAMES: k so 2 posh twinks—& if they can BOTH be from the Black Family—easy on the feral energy por favor?

[salvawhores-world]

Eloise (shocked and annoyed) - “Writing things down” is nerdy? What do you do

Colin - I just forget stuff like a cool person

[jakexamyforever]

Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

[incorrect-b99]

Amy: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.

Rosa,to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Amy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.

[badwolfarcadiabay]

[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect Dianetti quote #7 (aka Gina being her most dramatic self)

Gina: Wow, Rosa, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.  Rosa: We literally slept together yesterday.  Gina: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Race: Remember when you told me not to burn down the lodgehouse?

Jack: You burned down the lodgehouse?

Race: No, I had the fire out almost immediately

Race: This is a success story

[fawad-khan]

jake peralta is screaming crying perfect storms at the midnights's announcement while mac is confused as to why his dad is yelling about the night while amy is just sitting normally because she's not even surprised anymore

[vigsilantes]

[In the hospital after a mission] Y/N: You gotta be more careful, honey, you could’ve died! Adrian: The doctor said that all of my bleeding was internal… that's where the blood's supposed to be!!! Y/N: *sighs*

[alien-slushie]

Person A: B, teach me make up.

Person B: Uh, why?

Person A: I want to be a shapeshifter.

Person B: Ya know what? Yeah, okay.

[lilyevansml]

Lily: ‘Writing things down’ is nerdy? What do you do?

Sirius: I just forget stuff like a cool person

[yourgalgremlin]

Draco “My Fatha will hear about this!” Malfoy 🤝 Lucius “Not again!” Malfoy

[salvawhores-world]

Penelope (seductively): Tell me your wildest Fantasy

Colin (enthusiastically) :I’m on the wheel of fortune I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Penelope (judging) : no babe I meant like -

Colin (gleaming) : Everybody claps

[forever-more-never-again]

Harry: From now on, we will be using code names. You may address me as Eagle One.

Ron: Why Eagles, we're Gryffindors we should be lions.

Harry: Ginny, Code name: Been there, done that.

Ginny: (Blushing) C'mon Harry!

Harry: Draco is: Currently doing that!

Hermione: Called it.

Draco: Shut up Potter!

Harry: Snape is... it happened once in a dream.

Ron: Yikes, mate you should stop now.

Harry: Hermione is: If I had to pick a chick.

Hermione: Ew.

Harry: Ron is... Eagle Two.

Ron: Oh thank god.

Later-

Harry: (Standing next to Fred and George) Tag team, "I'd be lying if I hadn't thought about them" is in position!

[incorrect-b99]

Amy: So what do you have planned for the future?

Jake: Lunch.

Amy: No, like long term.

Jake: Oh…um, dinner?

[djcanipe99]

Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.

Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones

George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.

Marcus : You poor bastard!