#go to sleep.

[skullbowz]

Booiiiiiii y u s0 Skibidi 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They both smell like wet dogs + emo-maxxing and haven’t felt a day of comfort in their lives!! They are obviously inlove!!!

Also funny lil thing w the brothars ever :3

[bayfuzzball7050]

Sometimes I see notifications of a certain mutual of mine during the day and I give it no mind until I remember we have a 11+ hour time zone difference

[boredclarinet]

I’m a comedic genius. (i was trying to get my friend to sleep)

[irl-morros-account]

Hey Morro!!! Because i just discovered what a sea turtle's mouth looks like, you now get to be subjected to this horror too!!!!!

Here you go!!!!!!

OH WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. MY HEART SANK SO FAST AS I SAT THERE AND LOOKED AT IT.

Why are you like this. So cruel. My entire day is ruined. >:(

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

After much internal debate we will not go drinking and instead do something much more sinister

[granma-sweetie]

soemtimeds i ooen tumblr and i hacw 27 notificationa on my mcr bbligand i tgink "dorianis at if again...., .oh no" and tgsn uou werw at it againm.dose this make any sense i am very sleeoy

i am always at it again hope this helps

[willowcrowned]

if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

[overcaffeinated-aro]

ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST

[ardentpoop]

annoying myself hours

[cyndaquilism]

[aximili]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[hansoeii]

surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[toboldlymuppet]

the empress ✨

[bunnibombz]

The thought I was having...

"She can take it, don't let her whining fool you Ghost" John said, taking a drag off his freshly lit cigar as he sits back in his chair.

"Can't be runnin' away from me now," Simon gruffed, gripping your hips to hold you in place as he sank in deeper.

What had started out as a little joke between you and John after a drunken comment you made one night about wanting Simon to "stretch you out" had quickly evolved into John bringing his soldier into your bedroom on one condition. He got to watch.

Your fingers pulled at the sheets as Simon bottomed out, a rough groan dragged from his chest as you squeezed around him.

Fucking his thick, throbbing cock into your tight pussy had been no easy task despite how wet you were, and now that you were pulsing all snug around him and crying his name as you clawed the bed he didn't think he could ever pull out.

"That's it lovie, take a deep breath" He praised, pressing a warm hand against your spine to sink your chest lower to the bed as you moaned at the absolutely sinful angle he had you held in, "such a pretty bird Price, wanna keep her for myself".

"No can do Ghost," John replied with a chuckle as he adjusted himself through his pants. The sounds of your pleasure bringing a hot flush to his face, "she's got a ring on her finger for a reason".