#god damn he’s such a menace

[slimmestslime]

so it snarls at big cardboard boxes.. but it’ll take everything out of my small black box and sit in it?

or sorry, let me correct myself.

loaf

[streetlightgoblin]

Well

After a series of misreading sand madness (thank you @wr-n)

I have created this abomination

He’s horrible and I hate him /aff

Kissing his terrible little head

[confusedmothboy]

new aot illustration AND THEY FINALLY DREW MY POOKIE BEAR

please bertholdt one chance is all i ask ill do anything 🙏🙏

[picsani]

I'm sure he didn't mean to do all those bad things...

Can Jack still have his wish please? :(

Look at him. He wouldn't hurt a cricket.

[blazefire2012]

So one of my cats adores those little toy springs and have played with them all until somehow only 1 remained and my husband and I would constantly have to retrieve it from under the fridge so I did what only a normal person would do

I bought him 300 of them

We called him in the room and when he turned the corner he froze. I honestly didn't know what reaction to expect but it certainly wasn't choice paralysis.

Here is the dragon with a fraction of his hoard

[veone]

🥡Sun Bleached™️

Act 1: Schism—Beginning--- Previous---Next

[b0nelessdoodles]

at this point i'm just an infomercial person trying to sell you goblin content i'd say i'm sorry but i'm not

[samsspambox]

i’m sorry but if i was rosa (luckily i am not) i would NOT be able to go against artem in a court case for the following reasons:

- he’s hot

- i will cry

- he will be against me :(

- he’s hot

thankyou for your time

pLEASE NONNIE THATS SUCH A MOOD

you 🤝 me most likely burst out crying while arguing with artem wing

no but here's the thing: i think crying would be our secret ace! he sees us crying in the stand and he will immediately fold. that man sees someone crying and will immediately lose his composure and flounder in the middle of the court, congratulations we have momentarily stopped him from finding holes in our argument sjdbfkjsb

okay but fucking imagine you're a citizen of stellis and this hot ass lawyer pops into the scene, what would you do? honestly if artem pulled a MC/Rosa and started debating people willy nilly/pigeons in the street, i would honestly fold that is one menace to society i would not come across bc then i would cry even more (or maybe i would seek him out, who knows depending on the mood LMAOOO)

thank you for your wise words nonnie, artem wing is truly a hot lawyer who could make us cry with his skills LMAOO

[darrowsrising]

Really enjoying myself with this short story fanfiction I am writing. Shameless self-insert of my own emotions, but hey, if this is the way I am spared forgiveness and pity of the foolish, so be it.

[megane-sama]

NO. NO WTF NO. NO.

This was supposed to be a sweet show, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY, SILLY GOOFY SHOW.

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

When Dumbledore chose Moody to guard Potter's "home", he probably did so expecting the man to ignore the abuse going on. Instead, Moody takes the little kid under his wing and makes life at Privet Drive a bit easier on him.

[kingclassthevermilionbird]

BRO YIZHI IS WILDIN really going

“Well damn I can’t like, kill the guy you want but I can definitely kill his family for you no probs babe lemme make a few calls”

Zetain ” wtf no”

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Meteors Roxy doing “Is the animatronic video cute” sounds like such a fun idea tho

Thank you!

The rating system is super inconsistent. Sometimes she'll be super serious about what she can tell from experience is going on behind the scenes, and other times the video is decidedly NOT cute because it was of Monty on the day he beat her at staffbot bowls after closing. Sometimes it's rated cute purely because Roxy got attached to the little animatronic she helped Eddie repair a few weeks ago that was in it. Sometimes it's not cute because it's of her old self and she remembers how bad it was all too well, while sometimes it's cute purely because it's not a Fazbear animatronic.

She adds recommendations for better animatronic welfare almost every time though. She's immensely entertained watching people try to explain that animatronics aren't alive... To an animatronic that is very much alive. She likes messing with them a bit :)

Posts a video of herself one day (with Cassie's help) after she got publicly and privately threatened by Fazbear to shut the fuck up because she's in breach of every employment contract they've ever made and the response was amazing lmao she's THRIVING on this attention and ohhhh Fazbear socials have gone suspiciously quiet oooo such a mystery why that is

The real question here is how long until Eddie gets genuinely concerned with her poking the Fazbear and has to stage an intervention.

[protectxthem]

He's got a mouthful of food, probably marshmallows, and nobody to stop him.

[artificial-ascension]

I think if there was a fandom for my stories (which exist soley within my mind, several notebooks, three story writing apps and multiple google docs) then Azure would be misinterpreted as like, a good millionaire because he's gay and Mexican and therefore would obviously support their rights but no. He doesn't care if a politician wants every minority dead, if that politician supports revoking workers rights he's funding their campaign so he can employ 6 year olds. This man doesn't care if he can be arrested for sucking dick as long as he can't be arrested for having 22 hour work days. Also I think he'd actually be more evil than every other corporation. He'd kill them, take their companies and then make them even worse. If you hate rainbow Capitalism every month of June then get ready for this man selling pride shirts and maga hats in the same damn isle every day of the year including holidays because you know there's no holiday leave for his employees.

[hibiscustouch]

this is from way way back but i gotta give credit to the one oc that’s revitalized my oc creating madness