#god i love these two idiots

[artist-bearded]

Catch me if you can

[frogisadino]

Happy Valentines day!! (a lil late but oh well)

[banannabethchase]

15 HangMox

The Next Morning

15: Lazy Makeout Kisses

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Adam expects the hotel bed to be cold when he wakes up. He knows what this was – a blowoff, a natural conclusion to the matches since October. He doesn’t think it hurts, exactly. Just feels the same way it always does.

So, when he rolls over and bumps into something warm and firm, his eyes fly open. Mox is laying there, scrolling his phone absently. He seems to sense that Adam’s woken up, and turns to smile at him, “Hey, Cowboy,” he says. “Sleep okay?”

Adam yawns and stretches. “Pretty good,” he mumbles. “Yeah, pretty good.” He turns to Mox, trying to mirror that sweet smile. He’s not used to it, but he wants to be.

“Awesome,” Mox says. He sets his phone down. “Come here.”

Adam wants to argue, because he’s got morning breath, because he’s got to pee, because he’s still a little sweaty from last night. But he doesn’t. He sits up to catch Mox’s lips with his, lips moving so slowly it’s almost lazy. He gets a pleased hum from Mox’s lips, making him shiver.

They stay like that for a few minutes, like they don’t have flights destined for different parts of the country in a few hours, like they aren’t mortal enemies.

When Adam finally pulls back, he’s breathless and there’s a pattern of pink across Mox’s cheeks.

Mox reaches out and runs his thumb along Adam’s lower lip. “How ‘bout we get in the shower and pick up where we left off last night, yeah?”

Adam throws the blanket off of himself, reveling in the way he can feel Mox’s gaze scan his naked body. “I could go for that.”

He stands to see Mox’s grin shift to a leer. “You keep looking pretty like that, I might not leave after the shower.”

Adam tries not to glow too much with the words. “Works for me.”

[frogandbird]

NEW CHAPTER LETS GOOO

for the love of fuck, reblog my art don’t like it. Tcest fuck off

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[image id: a two panel sketched comic of Rotmnt Raph (Onix) and 2012 Raph (Raph). Onix is currled up in a pile of blankets with her scared eye open. She is growing labeled with ‘threat’ and has an arrow pointing at her that reads ‘can’t see / doesn’t fully recognize him’. Raph is grabbing at the blankets with both hands and has his cheeks puffed up. He is hissing labeled as ‘emotional’ and has an arrow pointing to him that reads ‘wants in’. the next panel shows both of them curled together, Onixs arm over Raphs shell. An arrow points at them reading ‘finally got let in / recognized Raph’. end id]

[maskedb1rd]

im brainrotting once again as soon as i had this idea of melony's design

I thought of her as a sort of star forest nymph? Because in @newtstesco 's answer to my question they mentioned Axol needing a 'muse', and it immediately recurred to me that in epic poems Muses were considered minor goddesses of poetry and inspiration, so i made her a nymph bc they are minor goddesses of nature in greek mythology, and because she is technically a godly being in the smg4 canon. Also bc pretty purple bioluminiscent woman

I'd imagine the first time they meet Melony is just vibing, singing a song and happily playing with the little magical animals, while Axol had tried to reunite with smg4 and getting lost in the Shroom Forest in the process. He stumbles into a clearing, full of the strange bioluminiscent plants scattered around the whole forest, and sees her singing and is like. Oh damn i like her. Thats when she stop singing, looks at him and says that he can come out since she knew he was there as soon as he came lol

From there on they talk about the seasons on Earth and other botanical differences between Earth and the Mushroom kingdom<3

[zeoumren]

Favorite animals of the canine twins?

Oh! And color too?

"Mhh, dunno. Artie keeps feeden' the stray cats though, so they hang about. Most animals don't much like me. It's a fire thing"

"He is an idiot who accidentally lights himself on fire when he feels to strongly. So any animal he pets would get singed."

"Says the ice queen oh my lord above and hells below! Anyway...um...I dunno. Depends on context but like...a blood orange or somethin'? fer colour...I guess. Dun really have a favorite."

"The colour I prefer would be white or ice blues. They are calm colours."

"See? Ice queen."

And 'Lo ended up sleeping in the garage that night.

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

[cryptidinlaw]

Huskerdust text posts

[daedelweiss]

life mission!disaster twins cuddles!! 🥰✨️ look at them! the sillies! oh they have trauma-

( 🚫 NO TC*ST 🚫 ) • ( 🌿 please do NOT repost, edit, trace, use, and/or sell 🌿 )

[tugoslovenka]

"I'll heal, dummy. You and Kratos would not."

[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

FAMILY GATHERING

Crowley: so, how's the husband?

Gabriel (across the room): FUCK YOU

Muriel, in tears: I DIDN'T KNOE WHAT THE BLUE SHELL DID

Aziraphale, chugging a bottle of wine: rainbows are pretty!

Gabriel: THIS IS SPARTA

Beelzebub: ... really glad I gave up the prince of hell title for this.

Crowley: but Muriel's doing great-

Muriel (in a fit of rage): YOU'RE- can I say a bad word? STUPID!!!

Literally everyone: HEY

[catlover4536]

My part of an art trade I did with @bloomynmoon!

[salad-storm]

I love sashisu because they all very much love each other and are best friends but the shoko erasure is so blatant that it makes for a very interesting dynamic. Like yeah obviously she was part of everything that happened. Not that any of them would realise if you asked them though.

[stantongus]

t4t Vashwood for the win

[somewhat-exhausted]

spoilers for Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson

so I finished The Hero of Ages a week or so ago and it ruined my life as much as the Loki finale three days before it did and I’m still not doing well BUT

more to the point, I finally started Mistborn: Secret History and I just… fucking like

only Kelsier would wake up in the almost-afterlife and decide, yeah okay fuck this and proceed to punch God in the face and call him Fuzz

the best part is it’s so wildly in character I almost died

[coquelicoq]

post-canon every single member of kimcom likes to spoon kim dokja. nonsexually. it's just nice to know he's alive and there and feel his chest rise and fall within the circle of your arms. try to do something stupid now asshole. oh you can't? because of my octopus impression? that's right. take THAT. however i will make one exception for yoo joonghyuk. yoo joonghyuk may want to spoon kim dokja, but he never gets the opportunity because kim dokja wants to spoon him more. so the sleeping arrangement is yjh>kdj>all other kimcom members on rotation. actually i take it back there's one other household member who doesn't want to spoon kim dokja and it's yoo mia, but that's fine because she's one of the only people (besides kim dokja) who yoo joonghyuk would be comfortable spooning. so there's probably times when it's yma>yjh>kdj>today's lucky winner.

incidentally this is also the order for the doing-each-other's-hair train because while yoo mia WILL allow other people to do her hair, no one wants to because she always compares their skills unfavorably to her brother's. and she's really articulate about it. just utterly scathing. one time her criticism was so devastatingly, accurately incisive that she made lee hyunsung cry. yoo joonghyuk spooned him that night to cheer him up and yoo mia was so mad about it that lee hyunsung had to leave the country for a couple weeks. the household learned a valuable lesson that day. it's best not to disturb the delicate spooning/hair-train balance.