#god i need a job

[sarcoptid]

At the hospital with Momo. lil man is having trouble peeing again :^(

[cupcake-mage]

[grinchwrapsupreme]

eating tomato soup and grilled cheese is all fun and games until you're done eating the grilled cheese and you still have 3/4 of a bowl of hot tomato in front of you

[whxrecxre]

i am so ready to order the worlds greasiest pizza but it is drive thru pickup only so i gotta work myself up both to call on the phone and drive

[lordgolden]

time for my midmorning joint

[sbeana]

someone asked me why i gave scout a name you'd give a dog. maybe she's also rocking with an iq equivalent to a human toddler maybe thats why

[sketchy-galaxy]

GUYS

HELP I HAVE MADE A FINANCIAL DECISION

[citrusinicake]

tfw youre feeling too financially insecure to sleep

[narugen]

i can’t stop thinking abt mina and her lame ass boyfriend narumi it is SOOOO FUNNY TO ME. hilarious concept. i can’t stop laughing like its just so funny to me. god

[strwbrrysauce]

i am not depressed!!!!!

my bed is just comfy, and i am tired!!!

[piknim]

End of show u were watching depression

[ritzcrackerswgooglyeyes]

Uh oh look who forgot how to use the queue function again

[bloodybellycomb]

I genuinely mean it when I say that life becomes at least 30% more manageable whenever you allow yourself to become obsessed with something that is a little bit silly

[mazeyphaedra]

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

[dendrochronologies]

there's so much to read. there's too much to read. can everybody stop publishing for a few years while i catch up.