#god today has been a mess and im so ready for it to be over

[snowychicken]

Turned in my lab exam and the professor just looked at me and went "long day?" Dude, you have no fucking idea

[froggibus]

Valentine's NSFW - Overwatch Men

Pairings: Baptiste, Cassidy, Genji, Hanzo, Ramattra & Reaper x fem! reader (reader uses she/her pronouns + has a pussy)

Genre: smut/NSFW

CW: cheesy Valentines things, aftercare, manhandling, bondage, role play, toys, shibari, praise, degradation, dirty talk, oral (giving & receiving) unprotected sex, p in v, cum stuffing, overstimulation, cervix fucking, teasing

i flopped so hard this Valentine’s Day but here’s some overwatch content 😭 im sorry my fellow lucio enjoyers i simply couldn’t do it i could not write him for valentines

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Baptiste:

he’s a busy man, it’s a rare occasion that he has a day off, let alone two 

wants to make the most of his time with you 

takes his time to decorate your room, even changing the sheets to nice red ones and lighting some candles

for him it’s all about the ambience 

takes his time to seduce you, starting with kissing you, then moving down your neck and so on

takes his time with your chest, his expert hands turning you into a moaning mess 

when you’re finally so wet that you’re begging him just to touch you, he knows you’re ready

has you spread out on the bed, his head buried between your legs 

it’s been so long since he was able to eat you out, it’s like a feast to him 

doesn’t stop until you’ve came on his face at least twice, until his beard and chin are dripping with your juices 

he’s so gentle but so intentional with his touches 

teases your clit with his cock and laughs at the way you squirm and plead for him to put it in 

once he puts it in, it’s not coming out until he’s fully satisfied 

the man is insatiable, he’s drilling his cock into you like he’s trying to push it straight into your womb

it brushes your cervix and makes you wince, the pain only adding to the overwhelming pleasure you feel

loves cumming inside of you but saves it for special occasions like today

his aftercare is unmatched, the man has a basket of things to help soothe you after the fact 

he’ll massage your shoulders and talk you down

and always forces you to pee because god forbid you get a UTI (although he’d take extra good care of you then, too)

Cassidy:

wants to try absolutely anything

he’s always a kinky mf but Valentine’s is his excuse to dial it up to 11

buys you cute underwear that you can show off to him 

wants to roleplay 

once you get in bed with this man you’re not getting out all night 

he’ll have your hands cuffed behind your back while he watches you try to ride him 

just watching you struggle to take his cock without bracing yourself with his hands is enough to have him cumming

it’s just so cute how pathetic you are, dragging your walls up and down his thick cock and whining how it’s “too much”

gets tired of your whining and has you flipped in doggy, your head pressed into the mattress

this man is breeding you for hours

even after your pussy is aching and dripping with his cum, he’ll try to keep going 

switches between praise and degradation so fast he gives you whiplash

“so good f’me…takin’ my cock so well.”

spanks you if you get too quiet

“fuck, you’re sucha slut for me, aren’t ya?”

there will be bruises on your wrists from the handcuffs

when he finally lets you out of the bed, you can’t even walk on your own

so he runs you a hot bath with nice smelling salts, candles and lotions 

Genji:

kinky mf 

he’s probably been preparing for tonight for months 

has some of that aphrodisiac chocolate and definitely feeds it to you

so much foreplay 

he has you laying against his chest, legs spread out over his own, your pussy wide open for his fingers to dip into 

he loves playing with you and teasing you, listening to you whimper that’s it’s ’too much’ and you ‘can’t take it anymore’

your cute whines must make him want to bury his cock in you and pound you 

but tonight is about you and he wants to take his time 

definitely brought some toys with him, like a magic wand and a rabbit 

has the vibrator pressed against your clit while he fingers you

even after you cum a few times and whine about how you’re getting overstimulated, he still wants to fuck you until your brain is mush

it’s sweet relief when he finally puts the toys away and lays you down on the bed

you weakly spread your legs around his hips and give him access to your puffy pussy

feels so fucking good 

he gets so deep inside you every time, and he’s going slow enough that you can feel it every time his cockhead brushes your walls

whispers praises in your ear about how good you are, about how you just need to give him one more and he’ll be done 

“one more” turns into an extra hour 

by the end of the night, you’re completely fucked out and drooling, your pussy aching from how good he took care of you

helps you clean yourself up, planting kisses on your burning skin  

Hanzo:

SHIBARI

he’s been waiting so long for you to want to try it

you run to the bedroom when you get back from dinner 

Hanzo is so patient waiting outside until you finally yell come in 

you’ve stripped yourself to just your lingerie and you’re kneeling on the floor, holding silky red ropes in your hands 

he’s instantly hard just seeing you submit to him 

binds you up so nicely in the pretty little ropes, making sure you’re properly tied but keeping all your good places on display

manhandles you in front of him so he can prod at that pretty mouth with his cock

smears pre all of your lips and cheeks before pushing past your mouth and finally feeling your tongue on his length

you look so cute and helpless sitting beneath him and slobbering on his cock 

probably straight up carries you by the ropes on your back and tosses you into the bed 

you are doing it in every position tonight 

bent over, balls slapping your clit with every thrust 

on top of him, laying on his chest clawing desperately while he pounds you

against the wall, over the bed, on your knees, on his lap

he’s taking you any way he can

ends it in a mating press, undoing some of the ropes to offer you enough slack to fold your knees into your chest

leans over and coos about how cute you look with tears and cum smeared on your face

you’re stuffed with cum at the end of the night, laid out in the bed, face on his chest

Ramattra:

has no idea what Valentines is, and even after you explain doesn’t quite understand it

but if it’s important to you…

is teasing you the whole fucking day 

pinning you against the wall and rubbing your pussy until you’re dripping wet, pulling you into his lap when you walk by so you can feel the thrumming in his crotch plate 

he wants you soaked, prepped and ready for him at any time so that when he does decide to take you, he doesn’t have to waste any time

has you cockwarming him while he does work, an arm around your waist to hold you down on his massive length while his other taps away at a keyboard 

you’re squirming and writhing in his lap for more but his grip is like iron 

eventually he gives in to your incessant pleasing

“it’s St Valentines after all”

but don’t even think about trying to disobey him or try anything funny 

pretty much uses you like a flesh light the rest of the night 

the benefit of him being so strong is that he can manoeuvre you in anyway that he wants 

and given that he’s an omnic, he can go all night and never falter 

he’s brutal with his thrusts, pounding into you until your juices are spraying out and coating the plates of his thighs

“Look at how you’re gushing on me,” he teases, “look at how ruined your pussy is.”

probably fucks you until you’re on the verge of falling asleep 

after he’s done with you, when you’re laying and looking al cute and fucked out in his bed

he’ll just brush your hair away from your face. “Happy St Valentine’s, dear.”

Reaper:

he does not give a fuck about Valentine’s Day 

but if it gives him an excuse to take you in anyway he wants, he’s in

absolutely not what he has in mind when you’re binding him to your headboard with handcuffs 

he won’t admit it but he’s into it 

you spend over an hour just teasing him 

rubbing, licking, drooling on his cock, watching the way he shifts uncomfortably with every move 

it’s only after he calls out, “just fuck me or move on, please” that you listen to him 

Reyes never says please so you know he’s desperate 

of course you won’t even think about putting his cock inside of you until he's came in your mouth at least once

when you finally straddle his hips and sink down on his cock, Reaper is beyond impatient 

he’s straining against his handcuffs, telling you what a whore you are and how he can’t wait to get out of these and fuck you silly

you ride him painfully slow, scratching up his chest with your nails as you slide up and down his cock

eventually you get desperate and start bouncing even more, forcing his cock as deep as it can go

just as you’re about to cum, Reaper snaps the bedposts and frees his hands 

you’re in shock from the pure fucking strength it took and have no time to react before he’s flipping you on your back and taking you 

the muscles in his arms are strained as he props himself up above you, veins protruding 

just for teasing him, you’re not leaving the room until you’ve come at least three or four times 

or unless you beg for mercy (though Gabe is a wild card, and it’s a 50/50 if he’ll even let you go)

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masterlist | overwatch masterlist

[sturnihoelo]

Bad Girl

summary: matt punishes you for being a brat

‼️: smut, brat!tamer matt, sub!reader, y/n, bareback, smacking, breeding

⇨this one is a lot longer

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

background: you and the triplets have been out all day running errands and filming, and matt has had enough of your attitude.

10 am

*knock knock knock*

“are you awake?” says nick from behind matt’s closed door.

“mmmm” matt groans in response. he rolls over in bed and lays on top of me. ive already been awake for half an hour now. ive just been laying there on my phone. matt rolls over onto my lap and i run my fingers through his hair.

“get up we have shit to do today” nick says before walking down to chris’ room to wake him up. “cmon baby we gotta get ready” i said pushing matt off of me. “noooo” he protests while trying to grab onto me and stopping me from getting up.

i throw on one of his shirts that was on the floor and head to the bathroom to start getting ready. i wash my face and put my hair up before brushing my teeth. im greeted by a shirtless matt standing behind me in the mirror gripping onto my waist and giving me a hug from behind. “hi baby” i try to say while still brushing my teeth. matt kisses the top of my head and continues to hold me while i finish brushing. i bend down over the sink to spit out the toothpaste and matt pulls me in closer to his crotch. “whats got you so happy” i can feel his hard-on press into me. “seeing you” he said while slowly dry humping me. i kiss him on the cheek before leaving the bathroom and going into the kitchen where nick and chris are. “hey queens” i say to them both while taking eggs and orange juice out of the fridge. “do you guys want me to make you something?” “yes please” chris says in a baby tone. “that would be nice thank you” nick said. matt comes out of the bathroom and comes up behind me. “can you make me something too” matt says in my ear while hugging me. “fine”.

i get out a pan from the cabinet and make some eggs and french toast. i make both chris and nick’s plate. “wheres mine?” matt nags. “i didnt make it yet, you can wait bitch”. i say slightly annoyed. matt just scoffs and goes back to being on his phone. nick pulls out the camera and starts vlogging. “heyyy vloggggg! today we’re gonna be going out and running errands and going to a dinner party later! super fun and exciting i know.” he pans the camera to chris and they begin to show off their outfits. i finish making matts food and carelessly toss it onto the table. i sit down and eat my food. “y/n is going to be joining us todayyyy. y/n show off ur fit” “im not dressed yet!” i say putting my hand in the camera trying to cover my face. matt comes over to the table and sits next to me, putting an arm around me and rubs my leg. “matt not right now” i whisper to him in an annoyed tone. he doesn’t listen and continues to rub his hands all over me. “matt!” i say slightly louder. “fine.” he says as he picks up his fork and begins to eat.

i get up from my seat and put my dishes in the sink before walking back into matt’s room. “matt!” i yell out. he comes rushing in. “what’s wrong?”. “have you seen my red dress for tonight? i cant find it anywhere” “nah i havent seen it” i notice a wrinkled mess on the floor. “matthew.” “why is there soda spilled all over my dress.” “oh my god. im so sorry princess. i must have knocked it over when i was streaming last night. im sorry.” “ughhhhh” “now i have nothing to wear for dinner!” “i can put it in the wash for you” “no its fine” i say clearly annoyed and frustrated. “ill just find something else.” i say sarcastically with attitude. he grabs me by my throat and stares deep into my eyes “hey. know who youre speaking to.” he says in a dark voice. i say nothing and just look at him in his eyes. he lets go of my throat and ever so slightly pushes me back. “get dressed.” he demands. i put on some grey sweats and one of matt’s navy blue long sleeve shirts. it was pretty cold out today so i wore our matching uggs.

we all meet in the living room to give the camera a full fit rundown and say what our plans for the day are so far. me and matt are matching, we’re both wearing grey sweatpants and blue sweaters and our matching uggs. chris is wearing loose jeans and a orange zip up over his fresh love shirt, and nick is wearing black jeans and a striped sweater. “right now we are going to the grocery store to pick up some things for dinner tomorrow and possibly something for a video idea i had”. chris says to the camera. we all walk down to the garage and get into the car. i grab matt’s phone and queue some songs that i want to hear. he snatches the phone out of my hands and said “im driving, we’re listening to what i want.” i just roll my eyes.

10 minutes later we arrive at the grocery store. i turn on the camera and film nick, matt and chris. we walk inside the store and begin to grab everything we need. i walk off towards the candy aisle while chris and nick are recording in the deli section. “matt can we get this please” i say while shoving bags of candy in his face. “matt can we get this” i shove another bag in his face. “matt!”- my words were cut off by matts hand covering my mouth. “youre being a brat. knock it off.�� he says in a stern voice. “sorry…” chris runs up to us to ask what cookies to get. “should i get double chocolate or sweet vanilla?” he asked us. “chocolate for sure” “yeah i agree.” “okay thanks. we’re done now so lets head to check out.” we walk over to self check out and chris makes a joke “self check out? if you say so” he says while smirking and biting his lip. “shut the fuck up kid ur so annoying” nick said behind the camera. matt smacks my ass while im scanning the groceries. “matthew! enough!” i say out loud. “youre so gonna get it when we get back home.” matt whispers in my ear. i now start to worry because last time i got on his nerves he punished me. “oh yeah?” i taunt back. “yeah.” he says back, smacking my ass again, slightly harder this time. he pays for the groceries and we all walk back to the car. “im so excited for dinner tonight i’m starving!” “same i can’t wait to see what they have for dessert”. “don’t get your hopes up princess.” matt teases. “shut up you pessimist!” i say back. he does nothing but give me an unpleasant look.

we drive back to the house just in time for us to start getting ready for dinner. i grab my makeup from matt’s room and go into the bathroom. soon after, matt invites himself in and locks the door. “what are you doing?” matt traps me into a corner and hovers over me. he gives a gentle slap to my cheek. “you’ve been acting like a brat all day. you know what happens when you act like a bad girl. you get punished.” he lifts my chin up with his hand and caresses my face. “promise you’ll be a good girl for me?” he brings his thumb over to my mouth, tracing my lips and gently entering his finger into my mouth, forcing me to suck on him. i nod and continue to suck on his thumb. he pushes in deeper.. “thats a good girl” he smirks. i get up off the floor as he exits the bathroom. i continue to put on my makeup and do my hair for dinner. i walk back into his room to put on a black off the shoulder dress and basic black heels. we walk back out to the kitchen to show the camera our dinner outfits.

8 pm

at the dinner table i sit next to matt by default. he notices the waiter checking me out and his subtle flirts with me. i can see the jealousy grow in his eyes as the night goes on. nick and chris order their food and the waiter asks me what i would like, offering to give me free drinks. as i begin to tell him what i want, matt cuts me off and proceeds to order for me. matt places his hand on my thigh and grips it tighter as the waiter comes back. “you know hes flirting with you y/n.” “what are you talking about matt” “dont act dumb y/n”. his grip intensifies on my inner thigh. “are you jealous matty?” i taunt. he grips my thigh as hard as he could, staring so deep into my eyes. “bad girls get punished y/n.” i pull out the camera and vlog the dinner. “what did we get everyone?” “i got alfredo pasta” “i got ribeye steak” “me and y/n are sharing the thai chicken.” “perioddddd” nick says and i give him the camera. 30 minutes pass and we finish our meal. “did everyone enjoy dinner?” nick asks the vlog. me, chris, and matt rate our meals and do an outro to the video. we wrap up the night and head back home.

i immediately go to the bathroom to take off all of my makeup and get changed into my pajamas. as i go into matts room, im immediately blindfolded and thrown onto the bed. “matt?” i whine worriedly. “brats get punished” an aggressive voice said into my ear. my blindfold is ripped off and i see matt holding handcuffs. he sits on the edge of the bed and bends me over his lap. he aggressively pushes me down and handcuffs me so im unable to move. he pulls my shorts down. exposing my ass to the cold air in his dark room. “you’ve been such a bad girl today y/n. i Was going to be gentle. but you’ve been such a little slut”. he rubs my ass before laying several harsh smacks on me. “uhngh~” i cry out. matt’s smacks only get harder with each hit. “you had enough yet princess?” he taunts. “hnnng~” i wail. he took off his belt and gave me a few firm smacks. i choke on my tears and moans from the abuse on my ass. he pushes me off of his lap onto the floor. “does the princess need her daddy?” “dont act like such a slut then” he smacks me one last time. i manage to crawl on the bed but matt pulls me towards him. he flips me onto my back and rips my panties off. he plays with my heat and teases me. he slaps, kisses, bites, and touches my pussy. not giving me any full action. hes doing it on purpose. he takes off his pants and slides his dick in my folds. which sent me over the edge. “fffuckk matt~” i moan out. he slips his member inside of me and begins thrusting aggressively. i start moaning loudly before he pulls and and teases me even more. “if you want daddy’s cock your gonna have to beg for it.” “please give me your cock! please! fill me up with your cock!” i moan and cry out. “ur so pathetic when you beg for me” “get on the ground.” he pulls me off the bed and pushes me down to the floor. “on your knees.” he demands. he shoves his full length into my mouth. gripping my hair so hard while he fucks my face. he moans out so elegantly. “god your gonna make me cum”. tears run down my face and im unable to form a coherent thought. “please cum on me matt!” i moan. “im not done with you yet.” “ass up baby.” he enters me again and fucks me deeper than before. “ffffffuck y/n” he grips my ass for more support. “you want my cum dripping out of you princess?” “yes!~ yes!~ please!~” i moan. “fuck.” matt releases inside of me, pumping thick white cum deep into my pussy. still gently fucking me, he pulls out to watch his cum drip from my pussy onto the floor. “learned your lesson brat?” he takes off my handcuffs and picks me up. “lets go get you cleaned up baby” he kisses my forehead and then my lips.

[jocelynscrazyideas]

Just friends? pt. 2 | Matt Rempe x Reader

pt. 1

Summary: making your way up to your dream job was difficult, but leaving it may be harder that ever.

Warnings: language, small portion of smut, eating, THE NOTEBOOK IS MENTIONED😛🥲

A:N- it’s really short but yuhh

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It’s been a good month of dating my bestfriend. I’m just scared that if anything goes wrong, that we wouldn’t be the same.

I’ve understood that when or I should say, If we breakup, we of course won’t be friends, but I wnat to talk. Keep up in life. Support him.

Matt has made it clear that it’s me, and only me. I know, dating an nhl player will be hard, because there is always someone out there thinking your boyfriend is cute.

“Dumper?” Matt calls out for me. I’m getting ready in his bathroom. Today, it’s the first day in off season. The rangers had won the third round of playoffs, but we didn’t make it to the end.

You might be wondering why Matt calls me dumper. It’s a long story, taht im glad to walks down with you.

~memory~

“Matt!” I groan as he thrusts into one last time. He releases into me, I feel I’m going to cum as well.

“You cum dump.” Matt laughs out. He cleans us up, and stands up to throw the tissues he used to clean up away. “I do not!” I yell out, I know I do. It makes sense to me.

Why would I cum in like five different times if I feel I’m going to release at one time?

Matt comes down onto me and kissed me from my knee up. He hits my neck and sucks down until I feel nothing.

“Nice hickey.” He chirps at me.

“Oh yeah? I wonder wher i hit it from.” I sarcastically joke with him. He gets hurts from that and lays down on my bare chest.

His brown hair all over.

It’s dark. Bedroom lights are off and the only thing lighting the house is the stars.

He cuddles into me for a few hours while I talk and yap about school, and when I should get my job.

~

“Where are you?” Matt yells for me.

“Bathroom! I have the interview today!” I let Matt know that I’m fully booked, and don’t have time for him.

“Well can we watch a movie tonight? Play some uno!” Matt asked me as he walks into the bathroom. His warm chest connects like a puzzle into my back. He leans into me and kissed my neck. He lays his fluffy hair into the crook of my neck. “I love you.” Matt whispers into my ear.

“Three months.” I say. I pushed him off my shoulder and cussed at him.

“Hey shithwsd?” I laugh at him.

“Hm?” Matt moans in his sleepy voice.

“Go shower. I’ll drive you down to the office.” I follow up. Matt has locker clean out today, many last minute interviews and press conferences.

~

I dropped Matt off at the arena and sat in my car.

Maybe he’s the one for me. The one guy that I won’t mess up with.

~

“Hey baby! How was the interview?” Matt asked me as I walk into the kitchen. Matt is cooking us some dinner and I set my purse down. I fall on the couch.

“That bad?” Matt questioned.

I felt my heart drop. How do I tell him, “No it was good… it’s the fact they don’t have an official employment spot for me here in New York. If I took the job, I would have to move to Wyoming.”

Yeah, no.

“Um, it went pretty well.” I replied, my high pitched cracky voice squeaked out. I think Matt knows I’m stressed. I’m sure I have actual sweat droplets swimming down in my face.

“You’re lying.” Matt looked down at me. He standing above me form the couch.

“No im not.” I laugh out. I stand up and dance with him back to the kitchen.

“Oh my love. My little baby.” I say as I rest my head into his chest. He smiles down at me and he picks me up.

“Give me.” Matt gestured to my foot as he set me down on the counter top.

I eye the stove that he left on. “What are we eating tonight?” I ask him. I try to distract myself.

God. Maybe I shouldn’t take the job.

He looks back at the side over his shoulder, and continues to take off my left shoe. My right foot is hanging and I kick him.

“Oh, uh I made some eggs, just so we could eat some toast and eggs. I was lazy, sorry.” Matt explained. He turned red in embarrassment.

“No. It’s perfect.” It’s the little things. I have to take things into consideration, not just the fact he does big gestures. He does this small thing that matters to me. Like, cooking dinner every night. Or just listening to me talk. Even if he doesn’t care, or deep down isn’t listening, he still looks like he cares.

Matt smirked and he dropped my left foot, only to un tie my right shoe. Once he finished he picked me up and kissed me. “What movie?” Matt asked me as I sit in our couch.

He plates everything into a large bowl and hands me a few slices of apples. “You’d be such a great dad.” I muttered.

“I’m sorry. A father?!” Matt exclaimed. He looks me up and down, smirking. Teeth out. His eyes look at me, I feel him leaving closer.

He grips onto a blanket as he sits down on the couch right beside me.

He turns the TV on to play the notebook.

~

I cried at the en of the movie. Matt holds me as he sleeps in my arms. He snores and he shakes as I weep and cry.

Matt looks up as his head rested on my breasts. “Are you okay? Why are you crying?” Matt mumbled. He rubs his eyes once he kissed my left boob.

He gets up and puts out dishes away. He cleans up the couch, and picks me up. “The movie that sad?” Matt asked me. I understand this season was hard so I let him sleep during the movie.

“You’ve never watched The Notevook?” I inferred, I look outside our window and Matt sets me down.

“I have, but I always fall asleep.” He looks at me and he pulls his clothes off. He’s left in his under set and I do the same. I unclamp my bra and lay in bed. I slide my panties off and lick them to the floor.

Matt fliers with me and he tightens his arms around me.

“I love you.” Matt reminded me, for the hundredth time.

“I have to move, if I take the job.” I let out.

Matt loosens his grip and he breaths in. “So take the job.” He said.

“It’s hard, but we can always fly out together.” Matt implied. We lay in bed. Not thinking about anything, well other than the fact I could leave.

Right when life gets good.

[psychesalcove]

'dedicated to all of those who, when the time came, picked the ocean,'

✧.* psyches 100 follower event special — CLOSED (still writing for requests that came in before it closed!!)

in memory of those who chose the sea ,,

hello everyone!! as from the title, i recently reached 100 followers on my blog; so i decided, why not do a fun little celebration to go along with this milestone? thank you to each and every one of my followers who read and support my work, all of you mean the absolute world to me! now, let me explain what i'll be doing for this event:

^᪲᪲᪲ for this event, you'll chose a promt from below, along with a pjo character (listed below as well) and then I'll write you a blurb including the promt and the character!! just send me an ask including all of those, and i'll happily write it for you:) you're also welcome to request a prompt that already has writing, just not for the same character!!

^᪲᪲᪲ promts to select from:

ֶָ֢ "i like the way your hand fits in mine,"

ֶָ֢ "you have something in your hair, uhm..do you want me to get it out?" -> leo valdez

ֶָ֢ "it's nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today," -> luke castellan

ֶָ֢ "you can call me whenever you want..even if you don't have a reason to," -> percy jackson

ֶָ֢ "im bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will,"

ֶָ֢ "this movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time, but, WHAT IS THAT?–" -> leo valdez

ֶָ֢ "wait, don't pull away...not yet," -> percy jackson

ֶָ֢ "you look really cute in that sweater,"

ֶָ֢ "half the time i get too embarrassed to say anything,"

ֶָ֢ "no its fine..i can wait until you're done talking to them,"

ֶָ֢ "it's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes," -> travis stoll

ֶָ֢ "you're a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly,"

ֶָ֢ "gods, you always make me blush so damn much," -> conner stoll

ֶָ֢ "I've been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because i know you're going to look so good and I need to try and match up," -> leo valdez

ֶָ֢ "would it be to cliche if we matched clothes?"

ֶָ֢ "the first second i saw you i couldn't get over how beautiful you were." -> luke castellan

ֶָ֢ "i wanted to say 'i love you' for the first time without stuttering, but that failed," -> leo valdez

ֶָ֢ "could you hold my hand?"

ֶָ֢ "you can't leave without letting me hug you first," -> percy jackson

ֶָ֢ "I really love holding you, darling."

ֶָ֢ "that pet name was so gushy, but it was so so cute,"

ֶָ֢ "aw, you're blushing like a rose."

ֶָ֢ "your lips are really warm." -> jason grace

ֶָ֢ "I can't get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you're having breakfast with me in my sweater," -> leo valdez

ֶָ֢ "no, mom, don't tell them I said that about them!"-> percy jackson

ֶָ֢ "my friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about you,"

ֶָ֢ "wanna like—I mean, if you're not busy, we could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don't have a lot of time?"

ֶָ֢ "wow, i didn't think you could make me smile this big,"

ֶָ֢ "you don't need to leave so soon,"

ֶָ֢ "you look so comfy; and cuddle-able." -> percy jackson

ֶָ֢ "quit smiling at me, I can't stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that." -> piper mclean

^᪲᪲᪲ characters to chose from:

percy jackson

annabeth chase

piper mclean

jason grace

leo valdez

hazel levesque

frank zhang

will solace

nico di angelo

luke castellan

conner stoll

travis stoll

rachel elizabeth dare

previous pinned post -> introduction to my blog !

[youre-amazing-say-it]

A fic with rdj babying teen reader!

Papa-Bear Mode

Summary: The reader gets a tiny injury during her first fight scene, and RDJ goes full Papa-Bear Mode.

Warning: talks about stuntwork, swearing, little cut on the forearm

A/N: sorry these are taking so long. my bad!

"All Right guys, shooting in 30. Get ready!" You heard the Russo Brothers speak into the megaphone. You were off talking to the stunt coordinator, Meghan when you heard the announcement. You were about to shoot your first-ever fight scene and were terrified. The shakey breath you let out was evidence of it. "You got this girl, it's a very simple scene, no harnesses. just fighting," she spoke as she rubbed your shoulder, helping you relax. "Yeah, but what if-"

"So Pipsqueak! heard you are doing your first stunt scene today!" you heard a voice behind you say. Robert walked over and stood right behind you, placing both of his hands on your shoulders, giving them. gentle squeeze. "Yes, and I am FREAKING OUT!" you shouted as you pushed his hands off you.

"Hey hey calm down kiddo, okay?" he spoke softly as he turned you around for an embrace. With your head on his chest, he mouthed to Meghan that he got it, sending her on her way. "Now," he continued as you stood still, "why are you scared?"

"Look stunts can be scary, and I don't want to get hurt or injured because of something I messed up," you said looking at the brown-haired man in the eyes. "Well, do you know what you need to do for the scene?" he asked with a raised eyebrow. "I mean yeah but-"

Robert made a shushing sound before you could even continue. "And I'm sure Meghan and the rest of the stunt coordination crew have your safety in mind while working out this scene. So you will be fine, you got this, okay pipsqueak?" he spoke to you. You let out the breath you have been holding in. "Okay, I got this. You are right." You spoke confidently before embracing RDJ once more.

"Thanks, Robert, I appreciate you." You felt him give the top of your head and you squeezed him tighter. "And I appreciate you, Y/n. Now you ready to go kick some ass?" he shouted as he raised his hand for a high five. You easily returned it, "Hell yeah, let's go!"

TIME SKIP

"Alright Y/n, let's shoot that scene one more time, okay?" you heard Anthony Russo speak into the megaphone. You gave them a thumbs-up from up on the railing where you were fighting the villain of the movie (I'm too lazy to decide who it is). You looked to the side of the stage and saw Robert watching you and also gave you a thumbs-up. So far all of the takes have been great, and no one has gotten seriously injured. Once this take was done, you were excited to just go to bed.

"Okay, an ACTION!" They shouted and you and your scene partner got to work. You quickly dodged the punch, went in for a kick, and continued your routine. Everything was going great until you heard some rattling above you. you couldn't look up so you tried not to let your anxiety show through. It wasn't until you got to the part where your partner had you up against the wall that you heard the sound of a part coming undone. Before you knew it, two small boards came crashing down on you and your partner. You felt one of the edges scratch your arm before landing on the floor.

"CUT! CUT!" You and your partner let go of each other and quickly checked yourself over for injuries. "You okay Y/n?" they spoke. "Yeah, I'm fine, just a cut on my forearm. What about you?" you asked them, "Nothing I think I'm - " they were saying before you felt Robert crushing you with his arms. "Oh my god Y/n!" He shouted into your ears. He let you go and held out your arms. "Robert Im fine, I promise. You said as you chucked. You felt his eyes scan your body, checking you for injuries.

"MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC!" he shouted as he took your injured arm and tried to turn it into the light to get a good view of it. "Robert I said Im fine! It's just a cut, see?" you said as you tried to pull your arm out of his grip, but he wasn't budging. "Look it could be infected, or worse than it looks. So let's just be safe okay?" he asked as he looked at you with pleading eyes.

You chuckled at him before reluctantly agreeing, " Okay papa bear, I'll get it checked out." You could hear him say "I'm not a papa bear," under his breath as you too made your way towards the medics on set. "Yes you are, and it's very adorable. Thanks for looking out for me." He leaned down and kissed your head.

"I gotta look out for my cubs."

[luna0713hunter]

Please more writing for shanks! It's so good

Author's note : I've come back from the death!!!i just had one of my final terms today and saying im exhausted to bone is a misunderstanding. Anyways!!!i hope u enjoy this!!

A safe place to rest

Shanks x reader

Summary : being a pirate,may seem like an easy job. But after fighting marines and looking after your crewmates,you cant help but to feel exhausted.

Warnings : none,hurt/comfort,overworked reader,pet names such as "princess,darling and etc", gender neutral ,metion of blood

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Peeling the bloody shirt off of your body and throwing it on the wooden floor of the ship,you sit heavily on your bed and heave a heavy sigh; today was exhausting.

It started out like any other day;with you waking up to your crewmates loud banter and getting dressed as you made your way over to the kitchen to have a simple breakfast. Soon,a small land was found,and it was time for reloading the stuff you needed to sail off again.

Helping everyone was as always,a challenge. As you tried to stop your crewmates from making any mess,and at the same time remembering every single item on the list. And simply putting them in the storage had took all your afternoon rest. And if that wasnt enough,everyone on the ship had agreed to go out and drink because it's been a while since you had hit the land.

And if your day wasnt exhausting enough,all hell broke loose as you stepped inside the bar.

Everything was good for the first thirty minutes. That is,until a group of young marines had barged in; seemingly have heard from the locals about the pirates luring around.

The fight was ugly.

You take your head in your hands as the images of the fight flashes across your eyes;the sickly smell of blood still lingering in your nose.

Gods above,you were beyond tired. You were ready to crawl under your blanket and never get out,when a gentle knock broke you out of your trace.

You hastily throw a clean shirt on,and slowly open the door only to be greeted by a flash of red.

Shanks,your captain, gives you a small smirk as he takes in your appearance and leans against the door frame.

"comfortable there, princess?"

You give him a confused look before taking a good look at what you're wearing and then your cheeks are burning bright red. You swallow down your embarrassment and fold your arms against your chest with a slight pout.

"your fault for leaving it in my room,Cap."

Shanks lets out a free laugh and raises his single arm up in mock surrounder.

"dont get me wrong. I love to see you in my clothes more than anything."

You hum,a slight comfort taking place in your weary bones as you lean against the door as well.

"more than wine?"

Shanks leans slightly closer,and tucks a strand of hair behind your ear,and you try to look away when he gives you the softest smile.

"more than air itself,my dear."

You lean in his touch shyly and look up at him from under your lashes.

"would you like to come in then, captain?"

Shanks nods and closes the door behind himself.

Its not his first time in your room;after all,its been a while since the two of you started dating. But it still made you slightly awkward having him in your messy room.

A slight tug at your hand and warm fingers interwining with yours,makes you look at the red haired man standing in front of you.

"what're you thinking about,doll?"

And just seeing him there;in the comfort of your own room and under the soft glow of the candles;in his cloths,has you letting out a soft sigh and leaning your forehead against his shoulder.

"I'm just... exhausted,Shanks. Today was alot. Everything is alot."

A strong arm wraps itself around your shoulders and pulls you flush against his chest. You feel Shanks' lips press firmly against the crown of your hair and you close your eyes upon the feeling.

"Take the day off tomorrow. No,take a week off;a month if you need,my dear. It kills me to see you wear yourself thin,and I've been meaning to ask you to take a break. Lets just,rest until you feel better yeah?" You raise you head up and look at him,only to see him smiling softly;his hand caressing your hair, "no need to push yourself. My princess deserves the best."

You blink rapidly;only to get rid of the stray tears stinging your eyes. A small smile tugs at the corner of your lips before you're pulling yourself up on your tiptoes,and pressing your lips to his stubbled cheek.

"i appreciate it,Cap."

A horse chuckle escapes his lips,and before you know it, you're being lead to your bed.

"then how about we start from sleeping this awful night off. What do you say?"

And when you pull him down along with you and let out a relaxed sigh as you lay your head on his chest,a genuine smile finally blooms on your lips.

"sounds just wonderful,my love."

And you let the sound of Shanks' soft breathing and waves,lull you to sleep.

[mollymooo]

Dinners Served

spencer reid x reader

summary: even after living alone for almost a year, you still can’t help but make way too much food. not that Spencer’s complaining, he sure can use the company

an: i’m so hungry bro i saw this girl make a lasagna on ig reels and it looked buss

The sound of bubbling water and the low hum of some random song I had heard earlier today bounced off the walls of my rather empty apartment. The smell of fresh tomato sauce made my mouth water and I smiled warmly while I picked up my phone

foods almost done :)

Be over soon.

I smile slightly at the text and giggle to myself as I play some random song on my phone and dance in place. I didn’t even hear the door open nor did I see Spencer leaning against the wall, watching me sing and dance

“You know, it has been proven that dancing allows a persons mind to be free” He sits down at the island and places his head in his hands while he cheekily smirks

“Really? Did YOU know it’s rude to sneak up on people like that?” I lean against the counter top and fold my arms.

This has been our routine for the past year. It all started back when I first moved in.

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Setting the final box on the floor, I stand and place my hands on my hips. God, how’d it get so late?

I flop down on the couch and call the number on the ad for cheap Chinese food, cuz lord knows i’m not about to whip up a whole meal. I tap around on my phone and practically squeal when I hear my doorbell ring.

I spread out all the food I ordered on the counter almost bursting with excitement

“Oh shit.. This is way too much food.” I groan slightly, it’s way too late to call any friends to come help, so I nervously peak out into the hall and glance at the door next to me. Eh, worth a shot

I knock on the door timidly and hear something, or someone fall over a few seconds later

“Coming!” A man yells out amidst the struggle behind the door and after a moment, the door swings open.

His hair is long and curly, with a pair of glasses on top of his head and a dark black shirt with a pair of loose sleep pants.

“Yes?” He takes his glasses from his mess of hair and places them on his face as he scans me

“Sorry for disturbing you so late, and you can totally say no since you don’t know me and I may very well be a murderer, but I accidentally ordered way too much food, and my fridge doesn’t work.” I mumbled slightly but mainly got the point across. I didn’t expect my neighbor too look like THAT. Much less expect him to be awake.

“Im Spencer, and you must be an angel because I haven’t eaten all day.” He steps out of his apartment and closes the door behind him, following me to my door while I giggle slightly

“No angel here. I’m Y/N”

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“Hey, I can leave if you think i’m a creep” He starts to stand from his place at the island

“No! I was kidding” He snickers as I rush to grab him and sit him back down “I like your company..” I awkwardly add at the end

“I’m sure I would’ve starved by now if it weren’t for you.” His large hand lands on top of mine still wrapped around his forearm as he sits back down

We lock eyes, just for a moment. But I would’ve sworn that those large eyes glanced down at my lips, just slightly.

“Plus, foods ready!” I awkwardly add, pretty much ruining the moment

Way to go me.

I start to add a hefty amount of pasta to each plate and watch as Spencer adds an absurd amount of sauce and cheese to his own portion. I take my place next to him and practically cry while shoving a bite into my mouth

“Thank you, by the way..” He avoids eye contact while I tilt my head slightly

“For the food? Cuz that’s a thanks LONG overdue-“

“No…For all of this. For just being you, I guess. I’m glad I got to know you”

I smile slightly and wrap one arm around him, pulling him into a tight hug. His lanky arms find solace around my waist while he sighs comfortably

“This means a lot to me” His face nuzzles into my neck, his slight stubble tickling me

“I’m glad you like me, Dr Reid.”

He chuckles slightly and sighs

“You have no idea.”

[lovebvni]

Shifting tips plz?

hey hon!! i’m going to be honest, i’ve been avoiding answering this because i feel like this is a three part thing. before shifting, during shifting, and after an attempt. so im gonna try to answer it like that.

!! long blog ahead !!

pre-shift

• before a shift, it’s good to meditate. get your mind, soul and intention on one thing, making an attempt.

• set an intention/affirm! for a few minutes, just say “i am going to shift.” “i have shifted.” “i will shift this attempt.” “i always succeed when i shift” or things like that. get it deep into your mind, into your bones! let the universe hear it!!

• do something to tire you out PHYSICALLY! this is some advice i haven’t seen before, but has helped me. if your physical body is tired, it’s easier for it to fall asleep so it can recover. but, after exercising, your mind and subconscious wasn’t doing much, so it still has energy to spare!

• hype yourself up! another thing i don’t see much, making yourself excited to shift. if you’re pumped with adrenaline, and then you’re about to do that action to get where you’re going (example, you got ready for a party and you’re getting ready to go in your car) you’re going to be like going CRAZY mentally and this will help u so much!!

• reflect! yeah, this is similar to affirming, in the way you’re reminding yourself of what you did and what you can do. remind yourself of that he attempts you made in the past, the symptoms you got, the times you temporarily shifted (or minishifted if u call it that) remind yourself of your power, your abilities!!

• read your script to where you’re shifting! if you have a script, of course, i know some people mentally script or don’t script much, but look over it if you have one. change little things, remind yourself what you look, the colour of your eyelashes compared to your eyebrows. random things like that.

• visualize it. “thoughts become things. if you see it in your mind, you will hold it in your hand” — bob proctor. this isn’t limiting yourself to visualizing, hell, you can SAY you’re doing it. like i sometimes tell myself “i’m going to shower” or “i’m going to make a blog today” then i do it. i saw it in my mind, i spoke it, now i hold it in my hand. and there’s proof! witnesses, bro! sometimes, all you gotta do is think it and believe those thoughts are real.

during a shift

keep focus! or as my pastor once said, keep watch! watch your thoughts, watch your mind. if it starts drifting away from the method and you start thinking you want a sandwich ( *cough cough* me and @shiftingwithhale *cough cough* ) then refocus and redirect your thoughts. “i accept this thought, i will now move back to shifting.” then focus on shifting again. your mind WILL wonder, and that’s not a bad thing! you are human as much as you are god! you will make mistakes! but that doesn’t mean you keep making those mistakes. yall, i accidently stole once and i CRIED MY FUCKING EYES OUTTT!! before returning it. i was so upset i accidentally stole, and i went back in that store CRYING when I gave it back.( i was like 4 btw. i was so scared, it was cold n i wanted to ask my mom for smth but i forgot when i was holding her hand 💀)

listen to a sub/theta waves/a guided method! just something! it helps the brain focus and calms the crazy side. this is obvs if u have the ability to. for example, i know someone who can’t have their phone after a certain time + their parents make sure to take it before and check on them. they aren’t into shifting, it just makes it extremely difficult to talk to them after a certain time 🙄🙄 if u can’t do this, dw!! listen to a sub before going to bed/while doing hw :)

when intrusive/negative thoughts come — “why am i doing this?” “this is stupid.” “i what if i mess this all up bc i gotta sneeze” WHO TF CARES!! LITERALLY MOVE. TELL THEM TO SHUT UP. TELL THEM U WRE BETTER! OR EVEN TAKE A BREAK BRO! the break can literally b a few minutes js to regroup. sit up so you won’t fall asleep, open your eyes, count your fingers and toes (LMAO?? this is specific to someone) and tell yourself “i can do this because i’ve done it. plus other people have done it, all over the world! if one can achieve, so can another.” i feel like it’s so powerful just to remind yourself that if other people can do it you can. if you wanted some new shoes but js got fired from your job n you don’t know what to do, then just wait for a moment. talk to ppl you know. get it done somehow, because eventually you’ll get those shoes, if not better ones!

just do it bro 💀💀 like actually. if you fall asleep after counting to 17 WHO CARES! an awake method can b an asleep method. your brain shutting off does not equal your subconscious shutting down. dude, it CANT DO THAT!! it’s always working, and it works better when your body is resting. keep that in mind.

after an attempt

CELEBRATE i don’t give a shit if you fully shifted or not. you did something. you committed to it. sure, i know it’s hard to keep high spirits, but celebrate the little things. isn’t thanksgiving coming up? be thankful that u found out abt shifting. be thankful you can do an asleep method n shift that way. don’t b mad u didn’t wake up in ur dr, be happy you woke up in a parallel reality and you’re even closer!

write down what worked and what didn’t! if something in your method frustrates or confuses you, change it or remove it. if you visualize in the middle of the method, and you don’t like it, drop it 🤷 do what helps YOU PERSONALLY! use this as a form of journaling. and also, take a deep breath and write out your frustrations w shifting. then write what you love about it. always balance the negative w positive <3

do a reality check! make sure you’re not in a dream. weather you shifted where u want to or not, it’s always good to get in the habit of doing reality checks. it may surprise u and allow u to lucid dream and then shift!!

be in the present! if you didn’t shift, fuck that! you’re here right now and that’s what you can control! sure, you didn’t shift in the PAST but you can in the PRESENT and the FUTURE! so focus on that. it helps with your hope and motivation <3

that’s all i have for u lovely! if i think of anything else, i will update this blog, bc i do rlly believe and hope it will help people <3 this is another blog that made me think, so thank you for that! :)

i love u honey!! i wish u the best on your shifting journey !!

[merwynsartblog]

Marco angst fic thing- Reminder im not a writer im shit at writing but im trying to get better with it ^^ color codes bc i color code my shit- marco Kevin streber radford

It was supposed to be the day Marco, Kevin, Rick, Streber, and Radford to go out and hang out!! It was rare when they all could hang out together. Hell Marco was so excited and was so hyped for the day as well! Probably the most excited compared to everyone else But.. Marco wasn't feeling right today. There was no reason for it either!! Her boss didn't yell at her, there weren't a lot of deliveries today and hell she got to be dolled up for once!! Wearing a pretty teal and white dress with some fake diamond earrings with some dark red lipstick. She didn't understand why she was feeling like this. She was sitting on her couch with her black, brown, and white puppy in her lap as she looked at the clock. Her grip on her dress tightened a bit. They should be here any minute.. She couldn't go she knew she would break down in public but god her heart was racing. She never told them no before. I mean she has but this was different. She was dating all of them now. It shouldn't be that big of a deal though! She should be able to tell them no! I mean yeah Jaz never took no but they should.. ..Right?.. What if she was forced to go like how Jaz would make her. What if they try to tell her "its not that bad get up we are going" or what if- Click "Hey Marco?? Are you here?" The door opened and three men came in. Kevin who was in a white hoodie with some baggy blue jeans. His hair was actually brushed instead of the usually messy hair he had going. Radford who wore a green buttoned up shirt with a brown jacket. He had normal glasses which was surprising and some black pants. And Streber who wore some fancy black blouse you would see actors on plays wear and some dark fancy pants. They all stared at her for a few seconds which caused marco to look away and they all snapped out of it. "W..wheres rick?"

"Hes driving us."

"Oh.."

God her tone was so off.. She was so scared to tell them she couldn't go god just get the hint please don't make her say it-

"Are you ok? Do you need a minute?"

God damn it they noticed she was off. It took a minute as she felt like she was going to throw up. "I-...im fine.. Um.. would you mind if i don't go? I mean i know yall were excited but i just.."

She looked down at biscuits as she patted her. She already was ready to take back what she said. she didn't want to get yelled at anyways- "Nah its fine dude!! We can have a guys night! Besides we never really hung out with Streber!"

Wait...what? They weren't even questioning why? "Yeah we don't mind! Besides you been working a lot anyways"

"Y..you sure?.."

"Yeah!!"

Marco looked up at them and before she could say anything they took turns kissing her forehead.

"Just call us if you need anything ok hun?.."

Marco just froze.. That was something Jaz usually said when he was mad but she couldn't speak or move except nodded her head. Trying her best to look fine.. Radford went out the door since he didn't notice anything but Streber went over and hugged her. "You sure your fine?.." "Mhm.."

Streber and Kevin knew how stubborn she could be so they just gave their goodbyes and reminded her to call if they need anything before leaving and her being left alone.. she teared up a bit. They..werent going to do anything bad right.. They weren't mad at her saying no right?... She moved the pooch off her lap before getting up and checking the window to see the car was gone... They weren't upset right?.. They shouldn't be. But Jaz was sweet for a few months before being awful.. What if they were like that. What if they were waiting for her guard down to hurt her or even- ... Her mind was racing with these thoughts now she fucked up she messed up now something bad is going to happen and its all her damn fault. She went to her room and locked the door before hugging herself and crying into her knees while trying to cover herself up the most she could...

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have this lmao

no good ending or nada @mayisgoingnuts (idk who else wanna see my writing vfhbvdhj

[gnrbitch]

Summer Break pt.10 - Hair of the Dog

Warnings: Mentions of smut, smoking, verbal arguments

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Day 11, 1986

"Where the fuck did you go" Slash said as Y/n entered the apartment, 30 minutes after she had walked out.

"Nowhere" The girl said, lying.

"You went with that fucken Fru guy didn't you?" Slash said, following Y/n as she walked towards their shared room.

Y/n rolled her eyes "Thats none of your business Slash"

Slash grabbed Y/n by her arm turning her to face him "You fucked him didn't you?"

Y/n scoffed "You're being ridiculous Slash"

"You fucken did" Slash looked at her angrily

"That's none of your business" Y/n said

"It kinda is when you were just about to fuck me" Slash scoffed at her "I didn't know you were such a whore"

Y/n's face dropped "Did you just call me a whore?"

"Yea, i did" Slash said with a smug look on his face

Y/n pulled away from him "You're such a fucken dick" "I didn't fuck him, and i'm sure as hell am not gonna fuck you"

"Yea, like I fucken believe that" Slash scoffed at her

"HEYYYY WE'RE HOMEEE" Duff said as he and Mandy walked through the door.

Looking at the sight before him, he put his hand on his hip "Were you guys fighting?"

"Just a little bickering maybe" Y/n said quickly, there was no point in lying if both her and Slash looked like they were ready to murder one another. "Nothing too serious"

Slash nodded his head, "Yea, I'll see you later guys" he said as he walked towards the front door.

"Where are you staying tonight?" Duff furrowed his eyebrows

"Goin to the hell house, forgot i told Steven i'd help him on a few drum parts" The curly head said as he opened the door, taking one last glance at Y/n as he rolled his eyes.

"What happened?" Duff said as he looked at Y/n "Slash seemed pretty upset"

"We just fought over a pack of cigarettes" Y/n shrugged "He must be going through some other shit"

"Right..." Duff said, looking at Mandy

"So what'd you guys do today?" Y/n quickly changed the subject.

"Just went out together, thought we could use a day to ourselves" Duff said.

"Thats cool" Y/n said

"Do you wanna watch a movie? I have some good horrors" Duff smiled at her.

Y/n returned the smile, "Yea, that sounds fun"

"I'll get some popcorn" Mandy smiled at the two, heading towards the kitchen.

"Don't burn it!" Duff called out to her as she made her way to their small kitchen. Mandy just stuck out her middle finger.

"Alright, what should we watch?" Duff said as he put down their movie options in between them (they're sitting on the couch now lol)

Y/n looked through the movies and held them up, "Clockwork Orange fucken truamatized me, so definitely not that one" She said as Duff laughed.

"What about Halloween?" Duff asked, holding the box up

"Eh too predictable" Y/n nodded her head

"Okay but when we went to go see it you almost cried!" Duff laughed

Y/n laughed along with him, "Duff I was eight!"

"Oh my god Duff we have to watch this one" Y/n said as she held up 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'

"That one freaks me out" Duff said

"Comon, i've never watched it before!" Y/n pleaded

"Alright fine but if you end up wanting to sleep in my bed im gonna kill you" Duff laughed

"I was eight!" The girl reminded him

"Excuses Excuses" Duff tutted

Mandy came back with the bowl of popcorn, setting it on the table in front of them as Duff put in the movie into their VHS box.

Y/n payed attention to some of the movie, before her mind went back to what had happened earlier. Maybe she should've just made it clear to Slash that she didn't sleep with John. But she thought about how Slash was already barking at her once she stepped foot into the house-

"HOLY SHIT!" She heard Duff say, interrupting her thoughts.

Y/n laughed as she stared at the TV in front of her, being unable to put her attention back into the movie. What a fucken mess has this all been. She can’t just be on bad terms with Slash, she thought. She's always around him, and they might just kill each other. Then everyone’s gonna know what happened!

At some point during the movie, don't ask Y/n which one. The girl fell asleep. And Duff & Mandy left her there, on the couch.

Eleven pm, pt. 1 of Day 12

Y/n woke up to the sound of Duff and Mandy laughing about god knows what in the kitchen. Rubbing her eyes, she sat up.

Y/n walked into the kitchen, "See, I told you i wasn't gonna wanna sleep in your bed" She spoke in a raspy voice.

"Yea thats only cause you fell asleep through half of the movie!" Duff looked at her.

"Yea yea, god my fucken neck hurts" The dark haired girl said, hand on the back of her neck.

"Yeaaa that's on us, probably should've told you to go to your bed" Mandy said, sipping on her coffee

"You should've, it feels like I just slept on bricks" Y/n said as she tiredly walked towards the bathroom. She brushed her teeth, splashed her face with cold water, then headed to her room.

She changed into a simple outfit (her top is the picture at the bottom of the title, imagine whatever bottoms you want). As she was putting on mascara, Duff opened the door.

"Hey kid" He said leaning on the door

"Hey Duff, whats up?" she smiled at him through the broken mirror in front of her

"Nothing, I'm about to head into work" He said, pointing at his collared shirt

"Ou that sucks" The girl said

"Hell yea it does, what are your plans for today?" He asked her

"I'm not sure" The girl said "Might just chill today, maybe go for a walk later" She shrugged.

Duff nodded his head at her "Alright well just be safe, sorry i have to leave you alone again"

"It's alright, maybe we can hang out tomorrow" Y/n looked at him

"Tomorrows perfect, I have nothing in my schedule" He said

"Schedule, like if your some business man" Y/n laughed

"Hey I'll have you know I take my job at mcdonalds very seriously" Duff looked at her with a stern face, before they both bursted into laughter.

Mandy walked to Y/ns doorway and smiled at the two laughing, feeling bad that she had to cut this moment short.

Duff looked at Mandy, "Ready to go?" he asked, smile still on his face

"Yea i am, see you later Y/n!" Mandy said

Y/n waved at her "Bye Mandy"

Duff walked up to her and gave her a pat on the head, "I'll be back soon, be safe"

Y/n nodded her head, "You too, see you later, love you"

"Love you too Y/n" Duff smiled at her as he walked out the door.

Y/n walked around the house for a while, called all her friends back in Seattle for a while, which she immediately regretted because now she had a severe case of homesickness, and surprisingly, she even missed her mom.

She sighed to herself, bored of being alone when she finally decided where she was gonna go.

Y/n held the strap of her bag as she tried to remember the directions of this place. Speaking to herself as if that would help.

"Okay... i think i should take a left" she spoke to herself, looking at all the houses around her, trying to recognize the hell house.

She saw a house across the street from her with a many kegs outside and walked towards it, it didn't really take a genius to figure out some rockstars lived here.

And as Y/n walked through the front door, a girl was walking out. The girl broke her neck to take a good look at her. And Y/n hates to judge, but she was about 99.9 percent sure that, that girl was a prostitute.

She finally stepped into the house to find Izzy sitting on the couch, guitar in his hands.

"Hey Iz" The girl said

Izzy already had his eyebrows furrowed, asking himself what the fuck was Y/n doing here. "Hey Y/n" he said

"Where’s Slash?" The girl asked

Izzy shaked his head as he lazily pointed to a door.

"Thanks Izzy" The girl said as she walked into the room.

"The fuck are you doing here" Slash said as he laid on the bed, the blanket only covering his privates.

Y/n rolled her eyes, able to piece two and two together, Slash fucked that girl! "I'm just here to know if your still butthurt, but i can see you are"

Slash lit a cigarette up, "Well now you know, so you can get out of here"

"I didn't fuck John by the way" She said

"Like i care" Slash quickly responded

"Sure you don't, you're just the one who got soooo asshurt that you had to go fuck a hooker" Y/n crossed her arms

"Seems like now you're asshurt" Slash rolled his eyes

"Don't worry, I'm not worried about whatever loose pussy you're fucking" Y/n laughed in his face.

Slash got up, holding the blanket at his privates, cigarette in his mouth. "You better shut the fuck up Y/n"

"Or what- Okay no. Look lets just let this go alright?" Y/n said, trying to just end this stupid fight.

"No no i don't have to let shit go" Slash said, removing the cigarette from his mouth.

"See thats your fucken issue! You could never let shit go!" Y/n said, annoyed.

"No this is your fault! You left me there like some fucken idiot!" Slash raised his voice.

"Okay shit Im sorry dude!" Y/n began to raise her voice also, she was becoming threatened by Slash, "I just had to get some shit sorted out!"

"Oh yea okay, like fucking him!" Slash responded

Y/n threw her hands in the air "I didn't fuck him!", "Why don't you believe me!"

"How do you expect me to! You're a fucken slut who likes to throw herself to everyone who just looks at her" Slash yelled, immediately regretting the words that came out of his mouth.

Y/n disgustingly looked at him up and down, "You’re one to fucken talk" She scoffed as she opened the door, walking out of the room and walking out of this stupid fucken house.

"Bye Iz" She said as she was leaving, hearing Slash calling out for her.

"What the fuck did you guys do?" Izzy looked at Slash, who had guilt written all over his face.

Y/n scoffed to herself as she walked back home, tears threatening to leave her eyes, what the fuck did Slash know? He didn't know jackshit about her!

The girl eventually made her way back to Duff's place, sitting on her bed as she considered calling John and telling him what had happened, since she had confessed to him what happened at the night of the party, buttt she did leave out the part where he interrupted her and Slash's make out session. So she eventually decided against calling him.

Smoking a cigarette, the phone rang. She got up to answer, praying that it wasn't Slash.

"Hello?"

"Hey Y/n!" She heard John at the other end of the phone.

"Hey Fru" She smiled at his voice

"Y/n i have a invitation for you" John said

"Invitation?" The girl questioned

"Yea, invitation. Do you wanna go to a party with me?"

"Where is this party?" The girl asked.

"Somewhere around here, pleaseeeee go with me" John begged

"Okay okay, I was gonna say yes anyways, what time?" The girl asked

"I'll pick you up at eleven" He said

"Alright, is it cool if i tell Duff im sleeping over at yours?" The girl said, Duff wouldn't have an issue if was just sleeping over, she thought.

"Yea thats cool, see you later alligator" He said, and Y/n could just feel him smiling at the other end.

"In a while, crocodile" She said, cringing at herself.

"HA! i knew you would break one day" John laughed

"Shut up Fru" Y/n smiled as she hung up the phone.

This probably wasn't a good idea, but fuck it.

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YASSS gonna have the next chapter up as soon as I can, hope you guys enjoyed!!!

xxxgnrbitch

Tagged: @hoodiesandicedcoffee

[spookyspoonz]

my mom talked to me today. her chemo pills have been hitting her hard and my dad is so consumed with himself that he doesn't know how to comfort her like a husband would. my mom talked for a long time, and told me that when shes gone not to take on the role of mother because i need a mother too, im hurting too. it touches me that she took the time to tell me that, but what else can i possibly be? i am one of my little siblings only good friends, i am the only one that truely listens to my mother, i am a listener and emotional care provider, i am a reminder and helper, i am the one that takes the shit and takes the blow to soften it for others. if i do not step up and take on the role of mother, will any one else? there are other motherly figures in the lives of my siblings and I, and i love them dearly, but they have their own familys to care for and worry about. without my mother my little siblings dont have someone they can trust to talk to, genuinely. i know my dad tries, i know he does, i know he is a loving and honorable and knowledgable man; i admire him graetly. he is my dad, and my love for him runs deep. however he has caused more pain in my life than anything else ever has. his apologies are shallow when he does not act on them an actively try to improve. he is a person and makes mistakes, i do not blame him for it. but after years and years and years of the same damn story, listening to the same damn rants, letting him use me as an emotional punching bag, as a trash can for his unprocessed feelings when he can't bottle them up anymore, it gets old. i am tired. i am so tired. i dont want to give up on him, but my faith in him is dull. my childlike view of my dad has faded over time. was he ever really a hero in my world like i saw him when i was a kid? or was he just a messed up man trying to get by, and a confused father treating his young children like fully grown adults, expeting us to make life long choices and understand more than we were ready for. where am i supposed to put my pain when it overflows from my aching body? i shall dump it in the sea, if i ever reach it again. hopefully the coolness of the salty water will wash away the blood from wounds that never healed. please, someone save me, for the love of God, save me.

[wholeheartedly-crl]

spiritual warfare has been real… been feeling overcome by laziness, feelings of lust, anger, and i’ve been avoiding spending time with God. all of last week felt like this but i refuse to go into another week with this same energy. i declare that this will be a good week in the name of Jesus <3

i’ve also had jury duty all last week and will continue all the way up until the 30th excluding fridays and memorial day. i feel like that’s been a factor in me feeling off as well. it’s nice to have paid time off for it but i feel wayyy more tired after 4-6 hours at the court than i normally do after 8 hours of work and all im doing is sitting there 🧍🏾‍♀️ idk.

i’ve decided to start waking up at 6 for the rest of my duration as a juror and take hour long walks bc that always makes me feel good and it’s still in the 60s-70s in the morning so praise God for that!!

i alsooooo have been feeling convicted bc i started smoking again and it’s causing me to over eat. like bad. like i’ve gone to bed feeling sooo stuffed for the past few nights and it’s such a disgusting feeling so im being mindful of that as well this week.

i’ve planned my next two weeks to go like this:

wake @ 6

devotional

1 hour walk

water before caffeine (skip caffeine if able)

smoothie for lunch

well proportioned dinner 4 hours before bed

bible study

stretch

gn

less detailed than what i’ve actually planned but yeah! i don’t ever wanna feel how i felt this week so i’m thinking i can stick to it :)

on another note, i have mariah the scientist on wednesday!! then next week on the 24th im going camping with the girliessss (we’re tagging along with my friends family and im so excited bc they’re cooooking) then june i have my san diego trip to see partynextdoor and then july im seeing the marias!!! after that ill just be saving for my birthday in mexico city <3 i’ve been wanting to go for so long and today i sat and calculated the costs and budgeted all the way up until the day that i leave so im not waiting last min just to not go like i do every year 🙃 im determined to have fun this year! but anyway i say all that to say that life is actually good and this lil rough patch im going through is nothing compared to all the joy i have coming my way.. im also in my luteal phase so that adds to the mess. oh!! and i deactivated my ig again 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️ idk when ill reactivate or if i ever will??? maybe once im ready ill make a new one with no followers idk lol but yeah there’s my rant for today goodnight i love u.

[princess-pill-enjoyer]

I for the first time ever I deleted a post. I'm gonna make that a habit from here on. I'm trying to work on how I communicate when I'm upset annnnd I very clearly was not in the right space at that moment.

Though now that I'm out that daze I don't know how to pick up the pieces. I don't know why I quit but I did atp knowing full well I do not have the money for my uni debt installment.. I nonchalantly took 700 right after rhe fact planning on easing up to much much more in the hopes of escaping that whole situation

I got scared, didn't do the rest, discovered that our landlord was doing an inspection soon, and finally, used that as an excuse and pushed it off til then

And now?

Today is the day of. Well actually ig its the day after now. It's 1:50 am and Saturday atp lol. Dooms day was technically supposed to be on Fri

I've been feeling so trapped. I genuinely don't know what to do from here. Its so fucking stupid. If I could have pushed through for just a week or two longer half of this issue wouldn't even matter. But no. I got so frustrated I just quit on the spot and I was already being stupid before too. I just can't get over this fucking hurdle. I can't. It's like anything I don't want to do just turns into the bigger than it ever needs to be and it takes my all to just get through it. That shit is so draining

But my god like it's not draining enough to where I need to like whole ass unalive myself.. shit. Everytime I come out that daze I cringe at how overdramatic I sound. It's because of my giant problem with asking for help. It is HORRIBLE. The thought of telling anyone what I've been struggling with just sounds like an emotional mess

But everytime I think on it, it feels more and more like my only option is to hurt myself. I so desperately need psychiatric help but who has the money for that? If I don't hurt myself, it won't be considered urgent enough for them to get me help right away. Plus they'd get annoyed with my constant excuses. Not to say they wouldn't still be mad if I were to do something like that.. tho least they'd know it's different this time.

But on the other is it right for me to purposely weaponize my self inflicted suffering to get help right when I want it? Is it manipulative? Is it a necessary sacrifice? I've been wanting this for so long. If i could just keep my head on straight for long enough maybe I could fucking afford it myself.

That's what I hate about it. It's a two in one fuck up. I have $300 I'm somehow supposed to poof up by the end of the month. Tbh I have like $170 more I need to sort out too but it's not as urgent lol. But thennnn that whole sink hole issue plus me quitting.. AGAIN

I literally don't know what to do. I don't want to do it again. I fucking hate the taste, the feel, the everything. I relapsed out of pure desperation and i still was miserable. Worst two days of my life. I felt so pathetic

So now it makes it sting so much worse for that being all that I can think of. Ik I'd get help. But god.. do I have to feel that shit to get it? Do I really have to? What are my other options tho

Jesus. I am so ready to shut down and hopefully just stop breathing. I'm terrified of how bad I'm gonna hurt after I take them all. But I really don't see any other options. The thought of asking for help makes me sick. They're not gonna take it seriously. Ik they'd cheese along originally but they'll get annoyed and hate me. Plus what am I gonna do in December? I still have debt to pay then. That shit is still gon be due.. that's another $200 I need to 100% have or else im gonna fuck up everything. My mom's cosigned on my student loan I literally can't fuck it up.

I've been depersonalizing, dry heaving, and ofc boohooing about it all for so many days. I just want to shut down and not do anything anymore. I don't want to do anything atp. I just don't want to be stuck throwing up and dehydrated again. It feels so gross.

I want to talk to R about it. Disregarding all the extra shit we've been doing lately. Im putting all that bs aside for now. I know that she went through similar. That is it. I hope she's not too busy

[jungkookschin]

academic validation: thirteen- tutor time

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nerdy!jungkook x itgirl!reader

written part below: wc : 2k i think

author’s note: obviously im not the best writer but hopefully this gives u guys more insight to the dynamic between yn and jk

also!! pls give me feedbackk for these written parts!! in the inbox so i can respondd

when your shoulder brushed by jungkook's as you passed him in the hallways, he felt dizzy. in physics class, his stomach did a twisty thing as you both approached mr moon to ask a question. 

if he had to be next to you, make eye contact with you for one hour of tutoring, how would he survive? his heart couldn’t take it. 

in fact, he spent all of last night reviewing his physics textbook as well as the test that you failed. now, he actually got 100 on the test, but that was besides the point! he had to be ready.

the previous night, he hadn’t even gotten a wink of sleep. his mind was running in circles, trying to plan out how the next day would go. what would he wear? jaehyun always told him he dressed like a nerd (whatever the hell that meant), so he tried to keep it casual today with just a black hoodie, gray sweatpants, air force 1s. now, he didn’t wanna do too much, but he didn’t wanna do too little either. 

truth be told, jungkook has had a crush on you since seventh grade. he always conceived you to be breathtakingly gorgeous and an angel to everybody you met. it was a little crush that happened to carry to his senior year of high school.

despite this, he’s only spoken to you once or twice. god, he gets so embarrassed thinking about it. it was just a simple tuesday in class when you tapped on his shoulder. 

“jungkook, what did you get on #4?”

jungkook literally froze like a stick of ice. a stuttering mess he coughs and quickly skims over his paper. “o-oh, i got a? at least i think that’s what it is. let me do the problem again, just to double check. sorry about that, come back to me in five minutes and ill have the right answer for you. sorry, sorry. okay, i got this.”

you just laughed it off. “it’s okay jungkook, i got a too. i just wanted to double check,” you flash him a pursed smile. “no need to do all that.”

jaehyun just sat there next to him with the most amused expression on his face. after that, jaehyun never let him live it down.

the other time he talked to you was probably in eighth grade, when he held the door open for you and you thanked him.

anyways, jungkook was aware that you were way out of his league. well, out of his league compared to society’s standards. according to society and all the other losers that are peaking in high school, he was a “loser” and a “nerd”. 

the thing was, jungkook didn’t give a fuck about society’s standards. sure, people thought he was nerd, didn’t have any friends, living in a dungeon filled with b.o watching hentai all night, he didn’t really care.

jungkook was content with himself. he could honestly give two shits about what anybody else thought as long as he was happy. that’s all that mattered. 

jungkook had always been responsible, prioritizing school, because  doing academically well made him happy. he thrived off academic validation, even living off it. he knew what was good for his soul, as well as the people that were good for his soul.

jaehyun was really the only person that he considered his friend, the other people he associated with just acquaintances. jungkook did truly treasure their friendship, and was happy with it. why bother associating with other people if they were just going to spread their negative energy everywhere? yikes. 

jungkook was more of a wall flower, but he still witnessed all the stupid high school drama going on at school. he often found himself guffawing at everybody’s stupidity. seriously, what was the point of people getting pissed off at their friends for the most miniscule reasons? gosh he remembers one of the most idiotic fights that happened in the lunch room. two girls were fighting because they couldn’t agree on a place to take prom pictures. though amusing, he still knew it was dumb. why waste your energy on that?

anyways, though he didn’t really care about what people thought of him, you still seemed so unapproachable and intimidating.

you were constantly surrounded by tons of people, wanting to get to know you and be your friend. jungkook’s even witnessed some feeble attempts of guys trying to get your snap, ask you on a date, or inviting you to parties. yup, he did think each and every one of those guys were cringy as hell but at least they had the confidence to approach you.

yea, he didn’t care about anybody’s opinion, but he had so much competition, and you just made him feel some type of way. 

despite this, he accepted that it was okay to be anxious and intimidated around you, because he was emotionally intelligent and able to process his feelings. and that’s why jungkook knew it was okay when he he froze walking into ap physics on the first day of the semester. all because you were there. 

he remembers it very vividly. the desk you sat in was in the third row second desk to the right. on the floor by the legs of your desk was a black jansport backpack, the same shade as your black nike hoodie. you were sporting pink sweatpants that seemed to elongate your legs, and on your feet were beat up white converse

he noticed you had a hello kitty key chain attached to the zipper of your backpack, which he though was pretty cute. 

now, ap physics was one of the hardest courses offered in the school, its rigor dominating all other ap classes. jungkook did have honors and ap classes with you in the past, but he was surprised that you were in ap physics. he remembers how poorly you performed in ap calc.. and he knew that stem was not your thing. after all you did even say “stem is not my thing.”

jungkook stood on the opposite side of the spectrum. he was good at anything engineering, science, and math. in fact, he was planning on majoring in aerospace engineering, and (hopefully) working at nasa after he gets his phd. in addition to this, he was the senior class’s valedictorian with an astounding gpa of 5.1

distracted by his thoughts, he didn’t even notice when you walk into the classroom.

“hi jungkook!” you put your backpack on the ground and sit on the rolly chair next to him. “i know we’re already familiar with each other, but i’m y/n. thanks so much for doing this for me.” you look directly into his eyes and offer him a meek smile. “really.”

that’s when jungkook froze (for the upteenth time in your presence). gazing at you so up close for the first time, his stomach erupted with butterflied. he literally had no clue what he was supposed to say, which is when an awkward silence ensued

now, jungkook was a logical thinker. he wasn’t a fucking idiot; that’s why he did so well in school, because he was smart.

a realization washed over him, that you were a person too. you were a normal human being who existed in the same cosmos as him, with the same biological systems working through your body. he really had nothing to worry about, so why were his emotions betraying him? why were his palms getting stickier and sticker? why was he getting so nervous?

contemplating rationally, he had no reason to be weird.

so he snapped the fingers in his brain and decided to just not be weird. 

“sorry, i zoned out. nice to formally meet you y/n. im jungkook as you know. weve had a couple classes together, so yea let’s just do this comfortably.”

you smiled. “awesome! thanks again. i hope it’s not too much of a bother. just to let you know, i really suck at physics. anything stem is not my thing.” you were talking while taking out your notebook, textbook, and calculator from your bag. 

jungkook noticed that your scientific calculator was the same as his. ahh, the renowned casio fx-9750GIII but in light pink. yea.. that was really cute. 

he continued the dialogue between the both of you. “it’s really not a problem. mr. moon is giving me community service hours for tutoring people. im here to help, so feel free to be yourself.”

on your side, the trepidation left your body. you were nervous to be tutored by him. jungkook was super super smart. literally everybody at school considered him to be some prodigy super genius. you knew he was a little socially awkward, but you also knew that he isn’t stuck up or arrogant.

already, he was being so welcoming and friendly, so you were eager to learn from him.

you had such a stressful week with assignments building up, taehyung getting mad at you, the pressure to perform well academically, so jungkook was like a saving grace.

“thank you so much jungkook, let’s start.”

forty minutes into the tutoring session, you were already on the verge of tears. thank god jungkook was still being nice to you despite you asking lots of questions, asking him to repeat what he just said, requesting for him to explain that again.

“okay,” jungkook says while writing an equation the paper. “so the inverse square law essentially states the intensity of r, radiation, is inversely proportional to the square of the distance. based on this law, we can derive the …..”

oh no. you felt that you were literally zoning out while he was talking. the words were going straight into your left ear and out the right.

you literally did not understand a single thing he was saying. the anxiety and stress building in your body was finding a way to manifest on the outside.

“hey y/n, are you okay?

you snap out of it and see that jungkook is gazing at you with a glint of concern in his eyes.

oh my gosh. you didn’t even realize you were crying, literally sobbing. you used the back of hand to wipe your tears, and the snot coming out of your nose. 

“i-im sorry. i just don’t understand. this is so hard. i wish i wasn’t dumb.” you sniffed again.

you could tell jungkook’s eyes softened at the sight. “y/n, it’s fine. let’s stop here for now. you’re doing so good, so don’t worry.”

you let more tears roll down your cheeks. “a-are you sure? you promise that i’m doing good? you’re not lying, right?”

jungkook walks over to mr. moon’s desk and hands you a tissue box. “i promise i’m not lying. i would never lie. you’re super smart. way smarter than you think.

you gladly take the tissue box and obnoxiously blow your nose into the tissue, and set the dirty tissue on the table. jungkook takes the same dirty tissue and throws it away for you. you briefly consider why he would touch your dirty ass tissue without feeling disgusted, but the thought goes away when he asks you a question.

“do you take the bus home?”

you sniff and nod your head.

“want me to walk you to the bus stop?”

“i would love that.”

[kirieshhhka003]

Pairing: La Squadra x GN! Reader

Warnings: language

La Squadra harem

Risotto Nero

Risotto, as a leader of the hitman squad, immediately notices the change of atmosphere among La Squadra once Y/n appears. Albino, to his huge dismay, understands that he’s not the only one who’s developed feelings for Y/n. Albino knows every member’s habits and usual behavior, capo is the first one of all hitmen who figures out that everyone is his rival now (but only when it comes to Y/n, he’s still their leader and he respects every member equally)

Risotto is more of a father figure to Y/n. He warms up to you shortly, pampering you with his attention and genuine care, always being there for you. You’re hungry? The two of you are going to the nearest cafe for you to have a proper meal and Capo won’t take “no” as an answer. You’re stressed and something messes with your pretty head? What a poor thing, come here, Risotto is always ready to listen. Others immediately catch on the change of Capo’s treatment, every day it becomes even more obvious that he has a huge soft spot for Y/n

Least favorite rival: Melone. Risotto hates how smooth purple-haired is around you, how he is open with his flirting, how sincere all of his words sound. Nero wishes he had at least half of sans gêne Melone has. He’s a Capo and he has a reputation to uphold, but behind closed doors Risotto has tried flirting with Y/n and it was so so clumsy and awkward, it’s just… not his style

Prosciutto

The second father figure for Y/n, but if Risotto is more of a sugar daddy, indulging you with expensive gifts and foods, Prosciutto mostly acts like a real father would, scolding you for going outside at winter without your hat on (tho he never wears a hat himself) or for petting stray animals on the streets

Even despite all of his parental sternness, Prosciutto is really caring and attentive towards Y/n, even more that Risotto is. You got scratched accidentally because of your clumsiness? We gotta clean the wound up and patch it, don’t even try to protest; it may be a simple graze but what if some dirt got in it? Your shoulders ache after a long tiring day? Come hither, your dear Prosci will rub all the pain away

Least favorite rival: Risotto. Prosciutto doesn’t hate or despise albino, no. Risotto is a capo, and he got this status for several reasons, so blonde man still respects his boss, but both man have pretty familiar tactics of charming Y/n, and that definitely annoys Prosciutto

Formaggio

Formaggio is one of the most oblivious of all La Squadra men, he doesn’t realize that he’s not the only one having interest in Y/n and even when other guys flirt openly with Y/n in front of him red-haired just thinks that his teammates just try to be friendly towards a newcomer

He’s definitely that type of macho from all the cheesy movies - attractive, excellent smooth talker with constant flirtings. Formaggio is not opposed of using all possible cringy lines what annoy everyone in La Squadra, even Risotto has hard times restraining the urge to roll his eyes at all those shitty teasings. But Maggi is an easygoing guy, it’s so easy being around him and even all his pick up lines don’t repel you from him

Least favorite rival: doesn’t have one. As I said, this man doesn’t notice that other guys try to get Y/n to themselves, the thought of having possible rivals doesn’t even cross his mind

Illuso

It’s not a secret to anyone that Illuso is a little nasty bitch with a huge god complex and all his wooing is no better. “You wanna spend time with me? Shit, you’re such a pain in my ass! Okay, I guess I will indulge you this time, but that’s only because of your cute face” - doesn’t sound so appealing, does it? And that’s exactly the way brunette flirts with Y/n (well, at least he tries to)

Illuso wants to make you crawl to him, to make you crave for his presence and his touch, you make you fall in love hard. Brunette wears his best outfits, uses the best of his perfumes make up stuff just to show you that he’s better than all of his teammates. Surprisingly, even his behavior changes slightly when Y/n is around - he’s not that unbearably churlish towards you, on the good days he may even compliment you - “Your hair… looks good today, I like it”

Least favorite rival: he hates all of La Squadra equally. Illuso is certain that he’s the only one who truly deserves Y/n’s attention, he’s the best partner for you and only he can treat you properly. Doesn’t even try to hide his hostility towards teammates - why would you want spending time with such a trash?

Ghiaccio

Ghiaccio is a tsundere, do I even need to explain why? Is obvious to everyone in La Squadra that he’s head over heels for Y/n, but he still aggressively denies everything if someone points that out. He’s also very protective of you, if Formaggio or Melone or Sorbet try to flirt with you in front of Ghiaccio - they’ll get their nose bleeding soon (blue-haired gets scolded for that by Risotto often)

Blue-haired tries his best to hold all his outbursts in front of you. Even when you ask the stupidest questions, Ghiaccio would clench his fists til his knuckles turn white, grit his teeth, try doing breathing exercises - everything just to remain calm and not to get tantrum in front of you. And you guess that means really a lot

Least favorite rival: Sorbet and Gelato. Those guys (gays, lmao im sorry) don’t even try to hide their interest in Y/n, pinning for you, prying your attention only to themselves. They flirt so openly with you, some of their lines and allusions make even Melone feel slightly uncomfortable, so Ghiaccio sees those almost as if two husbands were shamelessly molesting Y/n

Melone

Melone knows that at times he may be a little bit… too much, so he turns it down for as much as he can so his “strange” tendencies won’t scare Y/n off. For the first few months purple-haired is nothing but sweet and caring, looking pretty normal, just like an average man that doesn’t think of breeding and all possible kinks every two minutes of his time

Even though, he acts like a gentleman with Y/n. Carrying heavy bags for you, giving you a hand when you get up, and if you’re studying medicine he’s up to help you if you have problems with understanding something. Melone had been studying for almost four years at medical uni but got kicked out for having sex with his cogrouper right in the uni. So he may be pretty helpful if you don’t get something or if you’re just interested in medicine

Least favorite rival: I can’t say that he cares much about other guys from La Squadra, but if he had to pick out one it’d be Illuso. It’s not about the way brunette tries to charm Y/n, purple-haired from every beginning didn’t like this guy. All of his conceit and arrogant behavior - it all just pisses Melone off

Pesci

Pesci is so so timid with Y/n, every time you walk by him, saying hi or just smiling at him, poor boy’s heart twists into tight knots. How are you so sweet? How are you so perfect?

Despite all your friendliness green-haired is still incredibly bashful, he is simply afraid of approaching Y/n. It doesn’t matter how much he likes you, Pesci just can’t force himself to try and initiate a chat. Sometimes Prosciutto helps him out with that a little (even though he doesn’t realize that he helps), but blonde is still careful with his actions, not letting even his precious Pesci get too close to Y/n

Least favorite rival: Formaggio. This guy is so noisy and vigorous, every time Pesci finally pulls himself together and finds the courage to approach Y/n this guy seems to appear from fucking nowhere, hogging your attention all to himself and leaving green-haired an angry blushing mess

Sorbet and Gelato

At the very beginning it feels more like you are Sorbet’s and Gelato’s child and they’re your parents fretting over you. They often take you with them on some trips, Gelato helps you with your school (if it’s something he knows about), Sorbet picks you up from work/school and drives you home etc

Sorbet is more of a tease, playing around with you, shamelessly flirting with Y/n, littering with not so pure compliments and comments. His touches are a little bit too long, his gazes are slightly too intense, even stupidest one would notice brunette’s longing for Y/n. Gelato is way less intense than his husband, blonde is way easier with his words, charming you with his sweet talking and constant doting. He’s more of a pillow that eases the expression Sorbet gives you

Sorbet’s least favorite rival: Risotto. Brunette hates how calm and well-composed Capo is, what if Y/n thinks that albino is cooler than he is? But Sorbet immediately makes a new plan in his head: if Risotto is more of a dad to Y/n, always doting on you and being so kind, Sorbet’s going to become your daddy, making you fall for him and Gelato, make you hungry for their attention

Gelato’s least favorite rival: blonde is pretty acknowledged that everyone in La Squadra tryies to get Y/n to themselves, he sees everyone (except Sorbet ofc) as his rival. Man dislikes everyone, seeing them as his opponents, but he doesn’t have a least favorite one. Yes, other members are hella pain in the ass, but blonde is pretty sure that Y/n will end up in his and Gelato’s arms anyways, so there’s no need to jangle his nerves

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