#gods fucking damnit

[crewdlydrawn]

I’m free, now. I did my fix, and that’s what happened. *nod*

Happy finding your fixes as they come!

[smolwitch]

fuckin kill me, my grandma asked what cnc was (in machining terms)

and all I could think of was the kink

[xeroxcage]

just realized this

i fucking hate you tobias forge

[glitterfish1272]

me and the bad bitch I pulled by being cringe and autistic

[johnconstantinesdick]

I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

[green-neggs]

"FOR THE LOW-LOW PRICE OF Ĺ̴̳̝́Ŏ̴͓̪͘Y̶̲̏̈́Ă̶͇L̴̞̑T̶̫̼̒Ȳ̴̡͎ ̷͙̩̈́A̴̮̝̋͘N̵̥̈́D̴͎̑ ̶͔̔A̶͖͈͌Ḑ̷̄M̵͉̎I̵̲̔͘R̵͈͒Ạ̴̌̕T̴̝͋I̷̤͇̿́O̶̧̚Ǹ̴̜-"

[valtsv]

I have never in my life listened to the silt verses but I looked up the transcript for this episode to see what you were talking about like hee hee five minute read before work and then nearly threw up because holy fucking shit you are an milkman. and she was a dancer and she danced until she didn’t im crying rn typing this out

podcast writers have too much power HOW have they got me bawling my eyes out over the world's most hollow lifeless plastic shell of a man responsible for countless cruelties wishing in a final moment of sincerity, welling up through the cracks in spite of his attempts to cauterise it, that he'd just been a milkman instead of a war profiteer

[hjonko]

anotha shitpost that overtook my mind

[yourpalsalamander]

[linddzz]

My brain is on human Dreamling again where everything is pretty much the same as the Red Flags AU but instead they meet when Johanna forces Morpheus to go to a pub with her because she's sick of being the more emotionally stable one since his divorce and then the crashed and burned rebound with Thessaly. He needs to get social and get his shit together so it can be her turn to have a breakdown damnit.

So she takes him to The New Inn, where she actually likes the bartender and knows the dude would make friends with anything. Hob Gadling is an unstoppable force of chill friendly vibes and charm. Either he is going to get her bitchy friend out of his shell a bit OR it's going to be a fun night watching Morpheus play the confused and alarmed cat being confronted with an unstoppably friendly golden retriever. Win-win.

And she knows...she knows that it's a risk introducing Morpheus to an intelligent person who has a charming smile and big dark eyes. There is a huge risk that Morpheus will find out the bartender is also a history professor who likes Medieval literature, and he's going to get that keen hungry look to him.

But hey, Morpheus only really gets interested in people if they go after him first. And he's pretty but his fucking attitude is great at sending the red flags hot mess signals to every other adult around. Hob's a smart one. He's friendly but generally flirty and charming with everyone, and he's seen enough hot mess types at the bar to know what the signs are. So this should be safe.

Right????

And at first it does go fine! Morpheus has shoved himself into the far edge seat at the bar and been a huge bitch the entire time because he's been forced out by Johanna. He's sneering at every attempt by Hob to engage in friendly chit chat, already stole Johanna's drink, threw a fit and outright said "I am not above making a scene" when she took his phone so he couldn't read one of his e-books (he pulled an actual book out of his bag right after), and is overall being fucking awful. This is a man in his 30s and acting like this. He is a father. All is well. He had surely scared off any initial interest his pretty face got him. Johanna can rest easy that no one is going to make any moves that Morpheus can then fixate himself on and start working himself into spiralling fantasies of soul mates and wistful sighs.

Cue the comedy beat where she turns around for ONE SECOND and when she looks back she sees;

Hob, elbows on the bar and chin in his hands entirely up in Morpheus' space: hey ;)))

Johanna: ......fuck

Morpheus: ...................................*closes his book*

Johanna: FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[tantamounttoflirtation]

Hannibal saying "I was worried you were dead" in Fromage and then saying "I don't care about the lives you save; I care about your life" in the NEXT FUCKING EPISODE. I'm going to explode they make me sick

[thatoneandlonelyemo2005]

you don't know how much this means to me

[mayxo-hxh]

According to shalnark, manipulators are EXTREMELY VULNERABLE without their preferred weapon of choice, as they cannot use their nen abilities at all without it. As I quote, "Losing the preferred weapon is often FATAL"

THEN WHY.

WHY.

WHY???????????????????

THE ONE TIME ILLUMI DOESNT HAVE ANY PINS ON HIM. HIS PREFERRED WEAPON OF CHOICE. THAT AS A MANIPULATOR HE SHOULD NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT. IS WHEN HE GOES ON A PRIVATE DATE WITH HISOKA.

HES COMPLETELY VULNERABLE. ZERO PINS. DO YOU REALIZE. DO YOU REALIZE!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goodmorningbluejay]

HELP MEEEEEEE I'M DYING

THEY'RE IN THE CHANDELIER ROOM, THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING CHANDELIER ROOM

[omegapausestuck]

[weedle-testaburger]

the entire doctor who fandom @ steven moffat rn: