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Oh my God! I just got back from seeing the Super Mario Bros Movie & holy shit! It was amazing!
I loved it!
9.8 or 9.9 outta 10! Leaning more towards 9.9.
Now, spoilers ahead!
Do not read if you haven't seen the movie yet!
Now, literally, the only things that I'd change was that I would've gone with the Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi series' more varied & unique models for the toads. They could've at least had girl, kid, & elderly toads running around. It's just weird that they're all guys & all the same age with the only variations being color. The most unique toads were Toad & the one that I'm fairly sure should've been Toadsworth. You know, the one with the super deep voice? Him.
The only other thing I would've changed was the Kong Kingdom's vehicle designs. I would've preferred it if they were built more reminiscent of Diddy's inventions (not Cranky's though, Cranky's were perfect), but honestly? I'm willing to let this one slide because I get why they went this route.
It wouldn't make sense for the Kongs to have carts all ramshackle & patchwork without Mario, Peach, & Toad's also looking the same. And the entire point of having the carts in the first place was to be a reference to Mario Kart. So, that wouldn't have worked.
I mean, I also get why they did the colorswapping toads thing, at least, theoretically. It's probably easier to just use the same design & change the colors. Also, I remember something about Nintendo being weird about all the toads looking the same with Sticker Star, so that might've also contributed. Which I thought was disappointing even back then, personally. I really liked how different they all looked. So, I guess that it just feels lazy to me.
Otherwise? Perfect!
Like, omG!
Bowser stole the show!
His expressions! When he was angry, you could see it in his eyes as he got progressively more unhinged! Just so wide & "Imma fuckin' murder you, shortstack!"
And those little hints near the end from him that he might've not had the best life? "I was finally going to be happy!" & "Make you miserable like me!" 😧
INTERESTING!! I hope we get some stuff about that going forward!
Like, what if he grew up in an abusive household & that's why he's so good to his own kids?
Also, I loved how much like a teenager with a, really pretty toxic, crush he acted like!
I hope that, if there's a sequel? The Koopa Kids show up & we get Bowser & their dynamics! Not just Junior, but also the Koopalings from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show & Superstar Saga!
Speaking of Superstar Saga! I hope that the Firebrand & Thunderhand come into play! That is literally the only game I see them in & I loved them so much! I especially loved how Luigi got an element of his own besides just getting fire like Mario.
Also, all those little combo moves that the 2 performed in the Mario & Luigi series! It'd really highlight their teamwork!
Something else, but not like a must for it to be good? I would be very delighted if Daisy showed up in a sequel (with accurate spunky, feisty characterization) & her & Luigi just hit it off like a house on fire! I low-key ship them more than MarioxPeach.
And I loved that, while Luigi has obvious anxiety issues, being afraid wasn't his entire character. That would've very quickly gotten very old!
I also loved the obvious love the Bros had for each other. Like, even though it was fairly obvious the information that Bowser was fishing for in his interrogation & his own prominent fear, Luigi still had the cohones to tell this literal fire-breathing monster that "Only the princesses with good taste" would find his brother attractive. He might've been scared shirtless, but his admiration for his brother is REAL, ya'll!
I also really liked how Mario & Luigi's accents were very obviously Brooklyn, but wasn't in your face. That was a nice touch.
Also, DK? He was great! He was an egotistical ass with daddy issues, but he was a funny & likeable egotistical ass with daddy issues.
I liked the sort of razzy, frenemy-type rivalry poking at each other thing that he & Mario has at the end. Like, they obviously got beef, but there's no real heat to it at the end.
Peach was super cool too. She wasn't a damsel & she did shit! Also, she had a lot of badass moments! Loved the ice dress!
I also liked that they didn't just jump into the whole MarioxPeach thing. Like, they had great chemistry, but the movie wasn't about them. It was about Mario's brotherly relationship with Luigi. It's obvious that Mario & Peach are just friends & I think that's pretty realistic, all things considered.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a little shipping whore too & I'd definitely like to see them together at some point, but this is not the time. It'd feel too rushed. I'm not saying that it won't happen. Just that it shouldn't happen yet.
Also, the Psycho Paratroopa who definitely has issues & merced the shit outta Rainbow Road with a blue shell!
And the dog who very obviously has some anger issues that slipped under the radar of his masters! He was a dog on a mission! He wanted to fuck Lu's day up! Then, at the end where he gives that sorta nod of begrudging respect? Hilarious!
Just AAAAGGGHHH!!!
I will say, the nihilist Luma? Yeah, either he wasn't like that before he was captured or he's bullshitting about wanting to die & is being a little shit. Otherwise, he'd have pulled the trigger himself a long time ago rather than waiting for Bowser to sacrifice him in a fiery display of his passion for Peach. Just saying.
#super mario bros movie#all my love#nostalgia bomb#gushing#good work illuminations#firebrand#thunderhand
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🏮Happy 1st anniversary teal mask!! 🏮Thank you for the many cool memories, awesome mons and characters that we met along the way! Ogerpon the iconic 🙌 I’ve met many cool people on here through shared interests in the story, expressed in many fun arrays of art, writing, memes and etc.
#the teal mask#pokemon#pokemon fanart#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv dlc#okidogi#serendipiti#munkidori#ogerpon#kieran pokmon#carmine pokemon#pokemon kieran#pokemon carmine#Worked on this a day before classes started lol (queued post)#used contrast to both reinforce and challenge the idea of light highlighting the nature of a subject as it is often associated with “good”#the poses#expression and the “shadows” behind the loyal three suggests there is more than what the eye sees...#with ogerpon her mask glints + the moonlight: illuminates the back side of her that we cant see#suggesting another side of her that we would eventually see#Some of the peak experiences was ogerpon’s introduction#Loyal three’s music#ogerpon backstory and finding the crystal pool#The Loyal three
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Fernando Alonso arriving on Media Day ahead of the 2024 Singapore GP | 📸 by Denzyl KY
#fernando alonso#autumn posts#I always will love a photo of a camera showing a photo ✨🙂↕️#sending everyone so much good energy today#the uncertainty for Daniel is making my heart so heavy but I am going to try to believe everything will work out!!!#it can be so stressful so I hope everyone is doing okay#qualifying my next tag by saying I believe Tarot card readings are more for illuminating vs predicting anything#like helping see within yourself more than examining the future#but a deck that I've been poking at for years did give me the Chariot when I asked about Daniel's future#and I have been clinging to that all morning ahhhh#so yeah realistically answers will come in time and there's no way to know for sure now#but I believe the best is yet to come!!! defiantly hopeful 24 7 365 🙂↕️💞#anyways this is just me yapping before I gotta run to the office!!!!!!!#hoping to peek in when I can but thanks y'all always I love the tags folks leave so much 🥺💞#even just the idea of folks liking photos and my silly gifs I always smile!!!!! thank you!!!!!#hope its a great Thursday wherever you may be!!!! 🏙️🌆🌃💕✨💖✨
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Ouuugh fuck yes the opthalmologist said I appear to be a strong candidate for LASIK :3c gotta coordinate with my other doctors for their opinions, but just this year my eyes finally stabilized enough to even HAVE these conversations in the first place!!! It probably wouldn't be something I pull the trigger on for at least another year, but very exciting to not be eliminated as a candidate bc of my autoimmune stuff :') it was also super cool as always to learn how providers explain some of these conditions + procedures on a patient level then a clinical level. Eager to talk shop with the opthalmology SME on my team :3
#Creepy chatter#Next month I want to confirm w my rheumatologist that my autoimmune activity is low enough for a procedure#But I had a great time picking this eye surgeon's brain about LASIK and contraindications :)#I'm thankful to have never needed eye care beyond vision correction but it was SO COOL to see an opthalmology surgi-center#Not as cool as when I went to malignant hematology but I am a professional cancer geek so apples to oranges etc#Anyway hiiiiiii doctors I promise I will be so normal and I will only read your medical documentation 1million times#Unironic fav activity is to compare my doctors' encounter notes to my recollection of the encounter#Really illuminates communication gaps on either side AND also I don't tolerate sloppy medical records at work OR for my health care#Anyway. Eager to read what a LASIK consult document looks like. He was a good doctor! :)
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why does taking sedatives improve my energy levels like genuinely when i take a drug thats supposed to have a sedative/relaxing effect i end up having more energy whats with that
#i spent like a week on benadryl bc of a freak allergic reaction and it was illuminating#i was manic for a bit and almost had a heart attack bc i had the dose too high but after that i genuinely felt so fucking normal#i slept well i had good energy i was social and chatty at work my spirit box brain calmed down i was focused. what#i read 2 and a half books on my day off and i didnt even pace my enclosure out of terminal bordom#(<- someone who should definitely be on psych meds)
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on another animated movie sidenote, the mario movie was pretty okay but insanely mid
#watching stuff while working on commissions *thumbs up*#like a lot of people are saying it beats sonic 1#but i dont think it beats sonic 2#for sure its an okay movie mayve even a good one#but not amazing or anything#definetely was expecting more#and chris pratt voice is still just. painfully average.#good ol 7/10#you can easily see the illumination humor dna in it#and yknow#what kinda story you can even abstract from the games#so yeah#p okay
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getting a list so I can start editing and seeing them all together like this. god some of these bitches are boring as fuck
#turquoise….. Blue Turquoise…���. what’s the point#all the reds and/or browns…..#living coral would be good if peach fuzz this year wasn’t also similar in colour (by shade)#greenery is one of the more interesting ones here actually#also 2 yellows it’s a win for me 🎉#I was editing when illuminating was chosen so that one is already done#radiant orchard gets a pass too I guess#sand dollar is boring but in this list it’s unique so good for sand dollar#anyways yeah I started in 2020 so! that means I’ll start from 2019 and work backwards#ooc
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MARIO GOOD
#IM GENUINELY KIND OF MAD HOW GOOD IT WAS. SONIC WE COULD HAVE HAD THE WORLD#i KNOW it’s only possible bc of how well the comic movie did but oh my god what i wouldnt give for the sincere fully immersive sonic#*how well the sonic movie did#experience the world of hedgehogs and big ol gems deserved#there’s definitely nothing i could say about the mario movie that hasn’t already been said but ooogh. so pretty. illumination how#i’ve seen your other stuff. how is it this good. the music was very well done too. i need to start playing superstar saga again (do not have#time for getting into mario again but i CAN fantasize)#also very funny how many scenes are uncomfortably perfect parallels to the sonic movies . lmao#also also i’m calling it movie 2 is gonna be a super mario world adaptation (yoshi + the koopalings) and prolly bringing in daisy somehow.#peach is prolly more explicitly connected to rosalina than in canon and im here for it#mario spoilers#< to be careful#text✨#mario#the elusive jay rose nintendo era is returning methinks (am about to have some fun news about zelda stuff :)#this still doesn’t feel real how do we live in a world where the mario movie actually exists and slaps. it’s pure cheese and it’s adorable#aside from some of the VO work and the dialogue. only weak points
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If you ever met the creator of your fav show/game/books and you could ask only one question about the story, what would it be?
„Bruder wie zur Hölle kommt man auf so was!?“, which roughly translates to "Bro how the hell does one come up with that!?“ (disclaimer: translation does not properly communicate the wtf tone of it in the slightest)
Regarding this guy
#another anon ask#wanna know what they put in their beer to come up with that#or alternatively#^hello there people working at the Zeldà side of nîntendo in 2006-07^#^what was the og plot of the twîlight princess sequel that was single-handedly murdered by creator-of-series Miyamoto supposed to be^#;-;#the movie has officially been a thing for a while now#and a small number of people is getting their hopes up cuz miyamotos ^heavily involved with it^#and the Mário movie turned out well#but ever since reading that travesty of a development log for Lînks Crossbôw training#(+ the rpg side of Màrio)#i am simply not trusting that man with ANYTHING that isn’t strictly main line Màrio#He might be the father but Aonuma is the stepdad that stepped up lmao#(…+ illumination does know how to make good movies when they want to. See Dîspicable Me 1)#plus their vibes always fit the plumber#Mörbius guy and Zélda…not so much#…anyways what was this about#oh yea depressed loafs of bread lmao
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dustfinger is so funny imagine being so painfully awkward that you just let your family think you're a cheater who abandoned them if it means you don't have to have a Conversation
#im glad he handles it off camera listening to him try to talk about his feelings makes me die hes so bad at it#HOWEVER. maybe i would be so interested in hearing how the conversation about resa went#also speaking of resa its crazy that the punishment for female citizens (i assume since nothing applies to the strolling players??)#is fucking slavery#i was not paying attention to my medieval history classes--i do not know how realistic that is#but (and ive bitched about this before i think) every law in these damn countries is designed to make the citizens die by age 30#like if the problem is that the population is too great a burden on the economy (and the INSANE poverty implies this (the ADDER cant afford#windows. who is buying the windows if not THE MAN FUCKJNG STEALING ALL THE MONEY))#then why are people marrying so young??? establish a minimum marrying age so people stop having 18 kids by the time your laws kill them#anyway reading about balbulus's work always makes me want to drop everything and go to the clev museum of art#and gape at their illumination collection for hours#but im supposed to be hiking today plus i need to get my car worked on before i make that drive#also L M F A O at the prince trying to get dustfinger to come to the secret camp for ~secret reasons~ and df is like#mmmmmm no ty that sounds boring#you stupid mf hes not just showing you around hes trying to get you to join his terrorist (good) org omfg#says kenna
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I’m feeling a little lopsided from all the blood taken from the left side of my body.
#ramblies#it was 8 vials of blood ranging from 8ml to 3ml so a whole bunch of blood#but hopefully my blood work helps pinpoint fatigue and health stuff#I guess I can’t say I hope it looks good cause I’m so miserably exhausted all the time but I hope it’s illuminating#the lady was quick and efficient#which is really all I can ask for because the blood draw before this I had a panic attack it hurt so badly
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biggering…… i miss you
#what we cld have had.#for the record i think hbcib is rlly good too. banger#but mannnn. the impact that going in that direction wld have had on illumination…. Tbfh#i think the lorax is an ok film i rlly like the songs. why dont illumination do more musicals. theyre all good#i likeeee the onceler. i get why ppl hated him being humanised like that but i like him#i think it works but not for. The Lorax.#i like the idea that even tho his family pushed for things and influenced him its still ultimately his choice#havent watched in a while (YET) but i think maybe cld be fixed by likeeee. just not having the family move in w him right away?#have him expand some on his own first and only bring them in to help once it gets too big for just him#OHHH ik they come bc. theres like 50 ppl who want one. everybody needs a thneeeddd etc#but still#he chops down the one tree on his own i think. but thats it..?#but i still think he just like. doesnt care. rlly. he seems happy w everything that happens up until the end#plus hes bad and i need him
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#everything is coming together exactly as it should#everything is literally happening best case scenario for me all the time#shadow work illuminates so much#you can transmute any negative trait into a positive one#thank you to my parents#thank you to all my old friends#thank you to everyone in my life currently#it has all been for a reason#the suffering is never in vain#trauma gives rise to your excellence#only people suffering from post-traumatic STRESS will disagree#but as soon as they turn that into post-traumatic GROWTH they know the truth#if you are suffering from PTSD or C-PTSD i wish you endless healing#i know it hurts now and there’s nothing i could say that would instantly change that#but you have a gift for this world#waiting to be understood and utilized#i wish you nothing but happiness and growth#and clarity to see the gift and see your true Self#i am grateful for the things my parents taught me directly and indirectly#i have a parent with a personality disorder and another parent that is the most intensely critical person i’ve ever known#(also i recently learned that the term ‘Cluster B’ personality disorders is not often used anymore#it’s referred to as the ANTAGONISTIC Personailty Disorders which i feel like is way harsher than cluster b lmao#but it’s what psychology is finding to be more accurate#anyway…#i’m grateful to have grown up with people who were stunted emotionally bc it’s shown me how to recognize it in myself and others#i can help myself heal from it and i can walk away from those who are still struggling with it (and wish them well)#everything that has happened has seriously been for my absolute highest good and i didn’t see it in my moments of turmoil#but now it’s all abundantly clear#heaven is a place inside me#mine
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Please stop and read!
Mohamed, his wife Mariam and their newborn baby Ibrahim are struggling to survive in Ghazzah.
Both of them are doctors, and they've been unable to work since October 7th of last year when their home was destroyed. They now live in a tent and struggle to afford basic necessities like food and water.
Baby Ibrahim who was born during this siege cannot have formula, diapers, or clothes because of the rising prices and danger in Ghazzah.
In order to evacuate, they need to raise €45,000. So far they have only raised €20 with their last and only donation being 9 days ago.
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ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 yuji using both hands to fuck himself after you send him what most would consider a casual selfie.
unabashed, head tilting back into his bed- hips canting up and up off the bed over and over the second palms of his hands meet the coarse pink hair dusting his pelvis. tilting his head to catch a glance of your pretty face. lips pouting, something you have a tendency to do in your pictures because you think it looks cute, and god- he prays every day you never stop doing it.
cock so hard it hurts, slipping the angry and red, mean head through calloused palms. wondering if your pretty, manicured fingers would feel better than the burn he feels now.
coughing out sounds of moans trapped in his throat, shaped like your name- hoping his roommates are out for the night. not having the foresight to check before opening your messages and reading over the; which one looks better? :3
text from you, a part of him begging you're sending him such cute images on purpose. at least then, it'd give him an excuse to fuck himself silly over your face- letting out an exasperated keen the second another one comes through.
this one, this one framing your face so pretty- eyes darting down to the fact that it looks like you're topless. a sliver of soft skin like a blessing, dropping one hand off his cock to bring his phone in closer.
panting exceeding their normal, lust driven tempo to groan out noises that sound like 'fuck, fuck, fuck' before he's done for.
his movements sluggish while he poses his phone downwards, just shy of kissing his leaky length. the juxtaposition of your face pouting at him through a illuminated screen and his viscous hand working over his cock just too good.
stomach tensing taught until he's spent- the first rivulet of cum landing right over your image. not daring to see where the rest lands because he's bucked his hips off the bed, squeezing his eyes tight and imprinting your face to the back of his eyelids while he cums over and over.
heart stilling to its normal pace after moments of clarity. dropping his phone off to the side and running a fist over his sweaty, blush hair.
having half the mind to wipe his phone off with his shirt- cringing over that decision later and sending you a message letting you know the last one is his favorite.
heart leaping out of his chest when you call him- happily blabbering about how happy you are he's picked that one. all the while his mind wanders off and wonders if you can hear the slick sounds of his shaky hand palming over his cock through the receiver.
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anyways, as i was saying about older bf!simon and his willingness to please learn
pt 2 to this
“you ever heard of a nut video with sound on?”
obviously, he hasn’t- far as he’s concerned, if you haven’t told him about it then it doesn’t exist to him.
no skin off your nose, you’d spend the rest of your life teaching him about the ‘latest trends’ if it meant he kept sending those filthy fucking videos to your phone.
(your favourites on tiktok were purely filled with ideas)
he’s holed up in a remote location, killing time till he can be home and actually do something to you rather than send you a bloody video about it.
your instructions come through clear and concise, just how he likes:
“it’s what’s written on the can, si- you can pick the setup but i just want to see you cum and, most importantly, i want to hear it”
you’re lucky simon is such a practical guy and maybe you could thank price one day for making him so good at following orders.
when he’s got his alone time he’s setting his phone up to record on the edge of the window sill, moonlight fighting through the curtain to illuminate him.
he’s lost the bulkiest of his gear, down to his tactical trousers and a compression t-shirt. the images in his tattoo sleeve almost move when the light catches them right.
balaclava on (the one that just shows his eyes above the painted image of a skull) and he’s standing up to undo his belt (that you think looks like an airplane seatbelt).
you can hear his boots against the floorboard as he steps back to give you the full view of him undoing his trousers, taking his sweet time because he knows it drives you fucking batty.
he’s so big that the phone is working overtime to get all of him in the frame but you see exactly what you need to- thick thighs at your eye line and massive hands drawing down his fly.
on (you assume) the other side of the globe, you’re at home in your shared bed and you’re propped up right in the middle with the smell of simon engulfing you as you watch the video play out before you.
(if you’d thought about it you should’ve cast it to the bedroom tv, hoping the neighbours didn’t mind)
simon sits back down with his legs spread wide, one hand gripping his thigh as the other rubs himself over his boxers. his eye contact with the camera was fucking intense, like you’d hoped, just like when he’s on top of you.
he’s dressed in all black and the moonlight is obscured but you can still see him firming up in his pants. his eyes flutter, an infinitesimal amount but you’ve been tuned into his every move since you met him.
your thumb leans hard on the volume up button and you can hear the diegetic sound of the building expanding and that usual technical hum that comes with a video. but at this pitch, you could hear him.
his breathing was chopped, chest expanding visibly as he pulled his cock out into clear view. jeeeeesus christ, it was never something you just got used to.
long, reasonably straight, fucking thick. even his hand struggled to make it look smaller as he wrapped around it, giving one dry tug.
as he closed his palm over the tip, you saw him make a swipe before he brought his hand back down considerably smoother than before. you’d had your hands down his pants enough times, man leaked like a fucking faucet.
simon’s head tipped back as he started to pull himself off, balaclava raising just enough to expose some of his throat. if you were there you would be perched in his lap, letting him do the work but running your tongue under the lip of the fabric.
one of the best things about the videos simon sent was, he didn’t really understand how sexy he was. he didn’t think any of the videos particularly watchable so he’d just send them on first take. if you liked them, you liked them- yours was the only opinion that mattered.
what that meant was, you never got b-roll. everything he sent you was unbridled perfection. captured exactly as it happens with no faffing about.
always whatever you’ve asked for, whenever you ask.
(simon’s nothing if not inexplicably obedient)
he brings his hand under his chin to spit into the wide span of his palm, wrapping back around his cock and tugging. his foreskin moved over the head, rolling back down and thick veins bulging under his grasp.
you’d almost forgotten the conditions of your request, totally fucking enamoured by the sight in front of you when it caught you off guard.
a guttural moan ripped out of simon’s chest as he twisted his wrist.
his free hand moved to cup his balls, big and heavy, he rolled them in his palm as another groan sounded out of him. what you wouldn’t give to be knelt between his thighs with the whole lot in your mouth.
you knew how much of an ask this was, you really had to work him up to making noise when it was just you two in bed. these days? you couldn’t shut the man up when he was balls deep and his face was buried in the crook of your neck.
but this was another step, this was him on his own with his crew just through the walls. he’d be a plain liar if he said there wasn’t that rumbling trepidation in his chest. he’d put it to bed though.
all he had to think of was you, one hand gripping your phone and the other between your thighs as you watched him through with a hazy smile- that kept him going.
with the thought still heavy on his mind, you didn’t have to strain to hear your name drift off his lips. his hips bucked into his hand as he did, speeding up the motion of his strokes.
you were going to black out, his tattoos flexing and his chest expanding with every stuttered breath. simon looked like a god among men and he fucking sounded like one too.
“fuck, sweetheart- you’re so fucking filthy giving me orders like this”
your cheeks were burning, he wasn’t wrong but you weren’t expecting him to call you out quite like this.
“what does that make me? always so fucking eager to do what you say? make a dirty old man, yeah?”
wheeeeeew that’ll do it, your thighs snapped together around your hand as your eyes nearly rolled back in your head. whenever you thought you couldn’t take any more, he was always there to do you one better.
“only for you, pet- you can always get whatever you fucking want from me”
and you knew he was serious, that’s what made it all the more debilitating. simon was unshakeable, you’d seen him go out of his way to defy orders if he didn’t think the person worth his time.
when it came to you? you could tell him to kill and he would.
(he probably had)
simon’s hips were twitching, back arching in a way he’d rather die than have anyone else know about. his mouth was hanging open beneath the balaclava, your name and a string of expletives falling off his tongue.
so quick you nearly missed it, the hand that was cradling his balls moved to grip the fabric of his shirt and push it up his toned front. you couldn’t call his abs cut and defined, there was aged layer to them, but they were undeniably there.
you’d rested your head on them, pressed your palms against them, even ridden them enough times to know they were there. regardless, he looked fucking perfect under the moon glow as he stroked himself hard and long.
eyes locked onto the camera, broken moans on his lips, you saw his hips lift one last time as thick spurts of cum began to paint his stomach and chest.
scars illuminated under the night sky, mirrored by shiny patches of hot cum splattered across the same stretch of skin. the hairs on his chest were matted with sweat and were now being splashed with how far he was shooting.
you could only watch with your mouth hung open as he tugged himself through his orgasm. soon it was only the sound of his laboured breathing, chest rising and falling as he tucked his soft cock back into his pants.
just when you thought that was it, you found one of his hands lifting up the edge of his balaclava till his lips were exposed. two fingers of his other hand swiped up some of his spend before he lay them on his tongue.
knuckles in your mouth, biting down to suppress a scream, simon readjusted his clothes as he stood and took a heavy step towards the camera.
one hand braced on the window sill, the other gently gripping himself through his trousers- his voice was so fucking gravely it could’ve reverberated round your room.
“what’s next sweet’art? you name it, it’s yours”
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