rail thin girl x hyperfat blobby girl
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this is not a question as much as it is a statement but…
whenever I see law i get pregnat🤰🏽
of course
thank you for choosing my inbox as a safe space to share that
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We know your secret.
Ur gayyyyy
WAIT..
If you have a gf and find men hot ..
BISEXUAL!
It was a one time thing... a joke... A MISUNDERSTANDING!!! A MISTAKEEE!!!
Stop this madnesssss!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHTTTT
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Tommy would be trying to intern at the chuckle sandwich shop.
He would constantly be denied let's be honest. He's just the annoying kid that shows up every once in a while that only Charlie seems to like
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
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