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ato-dato · 10 months
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Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))
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midnight-coffee94 · 10 months
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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ciderbird · 4 months
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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pbnmj · 1 year
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THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!
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squeakadeeks · 6 months
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i get that pushing harder/blowing your nose actively makes a congested nose worse via increasing sinus pressure but not for me though. if i just keep blasting it will work and my nose will clear up for me. this is how im reaching heaven through violence.
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willgrahamscock · 9 months
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I love Nina so much, she’s like oh are you banging the librarian, cause you’re a whore and a slut? and Crowley just stood there like, man that was an option?
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the-fatal-impact · 8 months
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My experience playing Baldur's Gate 3 so far...
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moncuries · 6 months
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matters of state
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c0rvidski · 9 months
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live laugh leyendecker
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autumn-may · 5 months
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Mostly spoiler free summary of my viewing experience
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allysketches · 4 months
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gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻
(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)
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chokeonitslutt · 4 months
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clementimetodie · 8 months
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recently saw someone's "advice for your 30s" which included something like "never get on the floor without having an escape plan for getting back up" and um. if you are otherwise able bodied and having trouble getting up from the floor in your 30s. you are very unhealthy. yes, even, if not especially, for that age.
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mademoisellegush · 7 months
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Shoves this in the gortash tag.
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candlecafe · 5 months
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Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.
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funtergeist · 7 months
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gomens dump hiiii
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