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corvidcrybaby · 19 days

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I wanna pick your brain a bit,babe;

Who do you think is/was the first vampire? usually people pin that on Alucard/Dracula, but since you obviously didn’t, who do you think it was/is?

Thanks so much for the ask!

So, my answer to this inquiry is simultaneously droll and deep. The harsh reality is that I think it was probably just some nobody. I tend to take a cryptobiologist's approach to how vampires work in the Hellsing universe. I know the text doesn't really support this, but I'm going off of the spin on the Hellsing lore that I utilize in Lesions of a Different Kind that asserts that vampires are a predator species that are a direct link to humanity which have been evolving alongside mankind for thousands upon thousands of years. There is a magical component in how these creatures transmit their infection and perpetuate their existence - in a way, they're a spiritual equivalent to Cordyceps (fucking horrifying, I know), in that they are a magical pestilence which brings about a distinctly biological change in their victims, driving them to perpetuate with others while also allowing them to retain their mental faculties and indeed even enhance them. Due to this? I think the first vampire was probably some random former hunter-gatherer from tens of thousands of years in the past, and that they've been perpetuating themselves ever since. It should be noted that in my Hellsing fanfiction I operate under the assumption that vampirekind are quite scarce. Low in number, and I mean low in number. Perhaps only a couple or few hundred scattered throughout the globe - this part on its own actually is backed by the text, incidentally, based on the entire fact that Sir Integra was taken aback by how unnaturally many vampire attacks were happening when Millennium began producing their artificial vampires as test subjects. Plus, given how horrifyingly powerful Alucard and Seras are, and even the Cheddar Priest (who we do not see a chip from, so we might possibly assume that he's a natural vampire)? It stands to reason they must be scarce. Big fish need big ponds to support themselves. I also hesitate to draw upon Gonzo Hellsing, but we do know Hirano was in cahoots with some of those decisions in the show's development, so we might also gesture to Incognito as further illustration of how horrifically powerful the average True Vampire can become (something I also play with in Lesions, with how Judah and Erzsebet are both sapient WMD's in their own right).

TL;DR some caveman named Ugg that ate something funny in a cursed cave somewhere and woke up the next evening covered in Gugg and Goog's blood. Thanks for asking!

#hellsing #hellsing fandom #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fanfiction #hellsing headcanons #ask box

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ura-niia · 8 days

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Goog morning :3

Not morning for me anymore vut i forgto,, to say it this morning,,, Haiiii ura :3

HAII FERRETTT<33 I haven't answered your last ask bc i have something planned for that :D How are you dear? Hope you had a nice morning :)

#i was planning to not be on tumblr until im done with my research paper #but then i saw it was you #so that got me !!!!/pos #so haiiaiai #ask the urine

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iamvegorott · 5 months

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Could you maybe do Dapperstache with “you got me flowers?” and “you always see the good in people. Even me.”

“You got me flowers?” “You always see the good in people. Even me.”

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“I’m so shocked that Bubblegum’s late.” Anti giggled as he and the other Septiceyes entered the meeting room, seeing the other Ipliers, Phantom, Mare, and Mad.

“He's informed me of his tardiness,” Dark stated as he gestured for them to take their seats.

“Now that's actually shocking.” Chase chuckled.

“Did he say anything to you?” Marvin asked JJ, getting a head shake in response.

“He's probably looking for his pants.” Jackie chuckled, taking his seat next to Phantom.

“I wouldn't mind if you couldn't find your pants~” Phantom giggled, grinning as his comment made Jackie stutter and blush.

“Why would he want that?” Mad asked, but before Mare could say anything, his eyes widened. “Gross!”

“Let’s get started, and Wilford will take his place when he arrives.” Dark, out of habit, guided Anti to sit before walking across the room to sit in his seat. While the others didn’t have assigned seats, they often sat in the same spot, meaning the chair beside JJ would be empty until Wilford was there.

“Five bucks, Wilford’s gonna do something dramatic,” Bing said to Chase.

“Ten, it’s going to involve a gift,” Google said, getting surprised looks from the other two.

“Googs, you’re making a bet?” Bing asked.

“I’m feeling lucky.” Google chuckled with a grin. Chase and Bing shared a look mixed with concern and curiosity.

“To start everything, I’d like to assign some jobs I’ve gathered. I have highlighted which ones would be best suited for each group.” Dark took one of the packets from the stack of papers beside him, split the pile in half, and passed them down either side of himself.

“Now’s the time for Wilf to burst in,” Yancy muttered to Illinois as he slid the stack to him.

“Wilford does usually have some perfect-” Illinois was cut off by Wilford walking in. “-timing.” He finished with a chuckle.

“Look at those flowers,” Mad whispered in awe to Mare. Mare and some of the others took mental notes on how their partners reacted to seeing Wilford walking in with a large bouquet. The flowers were carnations, white with pink on the edge of each petal. Wilford went to JJ with the biggest smile and handed him the bouquet.

“Wil, you got me flowers?” JJ asked. “What’s the occasion?”

“No occasion. I just wanted to get you a gift.” Wilford said.

“No reason at all?” JJ giggled, taking one of the flowers out of the collection and smelled it. Somehow, the flower had an even sweeter scent than usual.

“Well, you always see the good in people. Even me.” Wilford’s smile softened to a more adoring one.

“You are the sweetest.” JJ tugged on Wilford’s suspender to pull him into a quick kiss. “I’ll keep this one right here.” He tucked the flower into the chest pocket of his vest.

“What’d you do?” Chase asked Marvin when he noticed him moving his hand in the air, a slight glow to his fingers.

“Just making sure that flower lasts as long as them,” Marvin answered with a casual shrug.

“Adorable.”

“I will bite you.”

“If you two are finished with your moment, we have work to do,” Dark said to Wilford and JJ.

“Oh, yes, yes.” Wilford waved both hands as he sat. “Real quick though, Anti, do you have a favorite flower?”

“Chrysanthemums, why?” Anti answered.

“Just curious~” Wilford said, eyes directly at Dark.

“As we were,” Dark said after clearing his throat.

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Soft and Sweet Sentence Starters: Link

@bookwormscififan @brokentimewatch

#anon #dapperstache #soft and sweet sentence starters #veggie writes #thank you booky for the flower idea for wilf&JJ

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yakuzacanons · 10 months

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ya dont have to answer this one cause it might be a bit silly goin to headcanons blog for this but idk ireally like ur blog ur posts always cheer me up. ive had a rough day and idk i thought it might be nice to hear how ya think these characters would try and comfort and/or cheer up their partner, yknow, make em feel better?

This is actually a great double feature to my last post which was specifically about comforting their partner on their period. That one was kind of more focused on their partner feeling physically unwell so this one will be more catered to their partner feeling emotionally unwell, if that makes sense and if that's okay.

Also, I'm sorry to hear you had a rough day and I genuinely hope you feel better. I don't think it's silly at all to ask for these kinds of things, we all have to do what we gotta do and happiness comes in all kinds of forms, so if this is one of those forms, I'm happy to be of service. I'm also sorry this post took a bit to get too as I've been rather busy but I didn't forget you dear anon! Thanks for your ask, headcanons beneath the cut as always.

I'll get to the rest of the asks in my inbox tomorrow, so good night my sweet sweet friends! Thanks as always for your kind words and asks, I really love writing these and sharing these with you. Goog nitey.

Kazuma Kiryu

He understands all too well what it's like to feel down and out. Having said that, Kiryu won't try to cheer you up right away or distract you as he believes getting to the bottom of what's bothering you is more important. Regardless of it's a rough day at work or if someone made a rude remark at you, he wants to hear you out. He is THE best listener, he never interrupts.

His very first action always is to give you a long, warm hug. How often Kiryu wishes he could've been held during his darkest and toughest moments, so now he pays that forward to others who need it. If you cry, he'll tell you it's okay and to let it all out.

Now that you've gotten that all out, it's time for him to cheer you up. Nothing makes Kiryu feel better more than a hearty meal so he'll offer to get food at your favorite place, his treat. If you'd rather stay home, then he'll do his best to cook something up for you. Maybe Haruka and the other kids at Morning Glory will get in on it and clamber to help him out in the kitchen, which you can't help but smile at. You're truly surrounded by loving and caring people.

Majima Goro

Now, if the issue was caused by someone else, his first reaction will be to go give them a nice talking to a.k.a. kicking them really hard. If you're down with that, he will actually go do it but if you're not, he'll grumble and say "Fiiine... only 'cuz you said not to."

Eventually, his thoughts will turn to finding ways to make you smile. Majima is a bit more of a "forget your troubles" guy, sometimes more than he'd like to admit. If there's nothing particular that you want, then he'll just start trying things until you crack a smile at his earnest attempts, to which he'll say "Ah, there's that adorable smile!" before giving you a hug and a kiss.

If you cry, Majima will actually become quite serious. More than anyone, he's felt so many times in his life like he was on the verge of tears but he's always held them back. He'll drop everything to comfort you through the tears, quietly reminding you to take deep breaths and just holding you until it's over.

Akiyama Shun

He believes rest is the ultimate medicine, especially when you're feeling bad. Nothing works wonders more than a warm shower and a nice, long sleep. Granted, he is the king of being exhausted so maybe he's projecting just a little bit here.

As goofy as Akiyama can be, he's pretty good at hearing you out. However, he might be somewhat oblivious and slow to notice you're not feeling your best. Once he realizes it, he'll apologize for not noticing sooner and ask what he can do to help.

If some alone time is what you need, he's absolutely not offended. Akiyama knows when to back off and won't pester you and ask if you're sure you want to be alone. He trusts your intuition on that and won't put his ego before your feelings. After all, to him, that is the very meaning of loving someone else.

Saejima Taiga

Out of all the boys, he's going to feel the worst when he sees you're feeling down. Some part of him just feels bad that he wasn't able to prevent whatever it was that hurt or upset you. Saejima has major protective vibes and he'll always wonder if he could be doing more.

In the end, making sure you're okay is more important to him. Saejima is pretty mature and he'll be able to push through those weird self doubting feelings in his own time. He'll gently hold you but won't pressure you to tell him what happened. If you want to, he'll listen intently although he may not always know what to say in response, especially if you want advice, as he doesn't think his life experiences necessarily line up with most people.

Definitely the type of guy to say things like "I'm here for you, okay?" and really mean it. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, Saejima is your guy. After all, he has giant shoulders.

Tanimura Masayoshi

His life experiences have made him very empathetic and he will be able to really connect with you if you talk about your problems verbally. Where he struggles is if you don't talk about it because he doesn't want to force it but also doesn't really know what to do unless he has some direction to go in.

If you don't want to talk about it, he'll just sit next to you in silence. He doesn't want to just fill the space with his words, so instead he'll just lean his head against yours, taking deep breaths with you. Tanimura will stay for as long as you need, just so you know that you're not alone in this.

He's down to get some food at Homeland once you feel ready to get back up and out there. Tanimura is very food oriented and nothing makes him feel better than a nice meal, especially since Zhao and Mei Hua are always so welcoming and kind. He has a very infectious smile and he notices that you light up a bit when he smiles, so he'll try to do something fun with you like eat food or maybe play a video game at his place. By the end of the night, you'll both be grinning ear to ear.

Ryuji Goda

Secretly, he's also a "Show me who upset you and I'll give them a real nice talking to" type of guy but he's better at keeping that under wraps than Majima is. Of course, if it's not a particular person bothering you, that's where he stumbles a bit. He's never been great at just talking about things, like giving advice.

He'll refute any thoughts of self doubt you have. Did someone make fun of your hair? "They were probably bald 'n ugly themselves anyways, the hell would they know?". Do you feel self conscious about your weight? "I'll have you know that yer damn perfect as ya are." Ryuji loves you for you, for better and for worse, so what he lacks in advice or long talk sessions he makes up for with pep talks.

He's the type of man to kiss your forehead and ruffle your hair while holding a box of tissues while you cry. Ryuji rarely if ever felt safe crying in front of others before and honestly wishes he had spaces like that when he was younger, so he takes care to make sure that you feel completely safe in letting those feelings out if you need to.

Nishikiyama Akira

King of self care. Self care is the solution to everything. Nothing makes it all better like looking AND feeling good. It might sound shallow but Nishiki tries to make it fun in some ways, like getting face masks with silly colors or faces printed on them.

Out of all of the boys, he's best at gossip. If you're someone who wants to go on a long rant about all the stuff bugging you, he's all ears. If someone in particular is bugging you, he'll interject with "Oh, she did NOT" or "They did WHAT?" every so often.

He won't ever get violent. He might feel frustrated that he can't really do more than just hear you out or distract you with something silly but that won't stop him from trying at least. If you have suggestions or things you want, he's all ears though.

Daigo Dojima

The gentlest boy there ever was. He's the most perceptive of all the boys, able to immediately spot if his partner is feeling off that day. He'll always ask you about it in private, making sure to never embarrass you, softly asking "Honey, are you alright?"

If you're at a work related function and it's obvious that you're overwhelmed, Daigo will excuse you both from the event early and bring you home so you can have a safe place to decompress. When he's at work and if he knows you've been having a bad day, he'll call from his office and say "Hey honey, I just wanted to see how you were feeling". He makes himself as available as possible, always looking out for your welfare.

Daigo is really in tune with your needs and quite attentive to the things that make you happy, the things that bother you, and the like. When you're having a bad day, you'll hardly have to ask for a thing. If you're a stay at home and lay in bed all day person, he'll bring your favorite drink in and sit on the bedside while listening to you talk. If you'd rather go out, just say the word and he'll be out front with his private car ready to go wherever you want as soon as he can slip away from work.

Mine Yoshitaka

He often feels helpless in situations like this. If it were up to him, every day would be the best day possible for you. He doesn't necessarily feel like a failure but he definitely feels your pain and sadness, wishing he could just magically make it all go away.

His best skill is reassuring you. If you ask if you're actually good at something, the answer is yes. If you feel like you're failing at something new, he'll say something like "The important thing is that you're trying, and I admire that about you". He's very steady in supporting you with things like chasing your dreams, no matter how hard the road may be.

He's probably the most practical when it comes to interpersonal issues, likely a direct result of his type of work. He's good at helping you iron out tough situations, like an awkward conversation with a friend. His deep understanding of you combined with his solid reasoning skills allows him to give you a pretty good outside perspective on those kinds of situations, provided you want him to of course. Mine wouldn't offer you advice without asking if you wanted it first. Also the type of guy to wipe away your tears for you.

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