THIS IS HILARIOUSLY TRUE! "Hey Trumpsky" song with lyrics below: Oh Trumpsky you're not fine, you're the top of Putin's mind! Hey trumpsky!
Oh trumpsky you got a Moscow credit line! Facing years of prison time!
Oh comrade Trumpsky you'll never understand, selling out Ukraine went stupid just as planned.
Oh comrade trumpsky took Putin by the hand and shamed us in Helsinki, then tried a coup donnie coup donnie, fit throwing coup donnie!
Withheld Ukraine aid because they wouldn't lie, YOUR boyfriend vladdy attacked, YOU PRAISED THEM WHILE THEY DIED, SELLING OUT AMERICA, because you're vladdy's guy, Hey trumpsky
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Don't Americans get tired?
Capitalism and global warming are going to kill us all and this is what you fuckers spend your time doing
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I was hoping that with only a small majority in the House, that the GOP would show some common sense. But no.
Dana Milbank writes an excellent commentary about the off-the-wall antics of the new GQP House. Here are a few excerpts:
Ryan Zinke stepped up to the microphone and into the Twilight Zone.
“Despite the ‘deep state’s’ repeated attempts to stop me, I stand before you as a duly elected member of the United States Congress and tell you that a deep state exists and is perhaps the strongest covert weapon the left has against the American people,” he told the House. The Montana Republican, who has returned to Congress after a scandal-plagued stint in President Donald Trump’s Cabinet, informed his colleagues that “the deep state runs secret messaging campaigns” and is trying “to wipe out the American cowboy.”
Yee-haw! Zinke was speaking in support of a new Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government, or, as Democrats call it, the “Tinfoil Hat Committee.” In substance, it’s the QAnon committee, with a remit to probe the “deep state” and other wacky conspiracy theories. With the panel’s creation, QAnon completes its journey from message board for the paranoid to official policy of the House Republican majority.
After the chaos of the first week of the 118th Congress, many Americans wondered: If it took them 15 ballots just to choose a speaker, how could Republicans possibly govern? Now we know. They are going to govern by fantasy and legislate on the basis of fiction.
On Monday, their first day of legislative business, they voted to repeal funding for a fictitious “87,000 IRS agents” who don’t exist and never will. On Wednesday, they approved legislation purporting to outlaw infanticide, which is already illegal and always has been. In between, they set up the deep state committee.
What next? Sorry, that’s secret. And therein might be the biggest falsehood of all. After numerous promises of “transparency” from the new leaders, they are refusing to reveal multiple backroom concessions Kevin McCarthy made to secure the speakership. You might even call it a conspiracy of silence.
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GOP Congress member suggests nuclear bomb be dropped on Gaza
"It should be like Nagasaki and Hiroshima," Rep. Tim Walberg told a town hall audience in Michigan. "Get it over quick."
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Yeah and I'm sure dropping a nuclear bomb won't hurt the hostages at all...
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This is a great parody about one of the most vile women in the country and the UNmen who run her!
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It won't end until every single woman in America has been beaten to death.
And you will ALL VOTE FOR IT WITH NO HESITATION. Enjoy what you voted for. Reap what you sow.
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