FIRST AS A PENGUIN
11.19.2023 - Golden Knights vs. Penguins
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my boss gave me a handful of single-serving cat treat goop tubes, like it's like go-gurt but meat goop, and today when I offered Xiaomian her standard 78-cent wet food treat she DECLINED. DECLINED, I say. She sat back and looked at me plaintively, then sniffed my hand and sniffed her dish and sat back again, then nosed around me in a circle, so I went in and got a meat tube and she was like "THERE'S my treat 😌" STARVING FERAL STREET URCHIN DEVELOPS PREFERENCES, MORE AT 11
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As someone who is also down bad for Vessel 100%, your tags on my polls have me nodding and going 'yes that's right!" Hehe!
Hell yeah 😌
Everyone should be so grateful for my one (1) braincell of self-control cus HONEY. The things I *don't* put on tags are :/
Once again I am disappointing my ancestors for being this unhinged and down bad for a soppy wet Bri'ish man 😔 But how can I not?? Look at him !!
Silly boy 🥺🤧
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they need to drop a sex tape istg. Please
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WENDY THERE ARE NEW CRUMBS OF ROBBIE CONTENT ON THE NEW GRAVITY FALLS WEBSITE THINGY (i can send you the images or if you wanna get them yourself go to thisisnotawebsitedotcom and type in his name on the computer)
HELP??????????????????????????????? THIS IS LIKE DRUGS TO ME
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Todays beanies of the day are
Biscuit and Gravy the Dogs
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In a decade of pandemics and natural disasters, Yung “She got real excited when I dressed up like an elf” Gravy and BB “Did I just forget that melody?” No$ collaborating is the greatest sign of the apocalypse yet.
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