#gregcore

[nevereverlupus]

Red Bellied Black Snake by the Beefs is gregcore to me.

[axolotlfied]

Several drawings of my beloved Felix because he’s been on my mind. Everyone’s favorite former almost priest and current casino conman/total weirdo

[wizardandpirate]

(Dark Cacao and Shadow Milk lowkey act like Greg and Pearl from SU in this dynamic will be explained later in post UNDERSTAND MY MADNESS)

Goes on a yap of madness because I want my favorite characters to hold hands and stuff

Okay. Listen. Purecacao and Shadowvanilla. Both veeeery popular ships, right? Both AWESOME ships, in fact. Okay. Now what if you just. Gently squished them together to make another ship. What if u squished them into Pureshadowcacao.

And what if when you squished them it started off as SMC accepting PV's friendship. They need a place to lay low because the other beasts r not gonna let that shit slide right. They r gonna think this blonde twink kidnapped their boy.

Okay so after u squished 'em together. Now their dynamic is Dark Cacao and Shadow Milk just barely tolerating each other because PV looks sad once that they're not getting along and they agree not to fight in front of him again.

Gregcore!!/j SMC is seen as a threat by DCC because "I was here first, how did you of all fools so clearly steal his heart?" so they sort of have a little unspoken competition about who can romance PV better.

Subtle things at first, PV has no idea what's going on the whole time. It starts with random lunch dates (sooo platonic ofc/j) and then goes to flowers, hand holding that makes him blush, thoughtful gifts, shows of loyalty. He doesn't understand why his companions are being like this but he can't say he minds.

This idea reminded me of Greg and Pearl like "if u think ur little pathetic bitch ass is gonna steal this gorgeous god ive been romancing and cherishing for years im gonna KILL U" and "I'm here to stay bucko. That's mine now."

To PV, SMC is the one who needs more of his attention because he's trying to show him real and genuine friendship. Not that he's trying to ignore DCC, he's just trying to get to know his new friend better.

So this leads to a conversation between them where Dark Cacao goes "Beast. I must speak with you on our... wager."

"Ooo~ finally throwing in the towel oldy? Realized that you're booring old news by now? So dazzled by my true granduer, you couldn't help but admit bitter defeat!"

"I... am stepping back from this, yes. It would appear clear to me that... for reasons I do not yet know, Pure Vanilla Cookie has chosen you. I am a cookie of respect, so I shall choose not to judge him on his... unwell decision."

"Aha! See! Now wasn't that so hard? All you had to do was realize that I will always win, and that you-"

"I have not finished speaking, jester. Despite my attempt at understanding my dear friend, I cannot. This only leads me to assuming you've done something to him. Yet without proof, I will not intervene. I will, however, slay you where you stand if you dare pose a threat to him."

If PV walked around the corner right now to hear this next part it'd be awful convenient, haha...

"Sheesh! Me? A threat to Pure Vanilla Cookie? No, no no! Ugh, you simply can't stop being suspicious, can you! I've made it very clear by now that I love him, and you can't trust my desire to be of good nature?"

So anyways PV hears the part where SMC is in love with him, realizes he reciprocates, and starts actually intentionally romancing him back. Dark Cacao is just standing there really sad knowing that he's lost and that this blueberry freak had somehow won.

I think SMC would get a little bit bored of not having that game to play anymore, so he'd try and pester Dark Cacao, get under his skin, do anything for that same sense of entertainment as before. Until Dark Cacao finally asks why SMC is still mocking him after winning, isn't hurting him enough already?

SMC, because character development, feels a little bit bad. He asks PV for advice on how to cheer DCC up because he'd lost a bet, and when PV asks what the bet was, SMC could just kinda "Oh. Well. You know, which one of us you loved. Which turned out to be me!"

PV is then very confused because he actually very much loves both of them, he doesn't recall making a choice. So now he's playing matchmaker sort of. Trying to get SMC and DCC to be in a polycule with him like the homo he is. Gotta catch em all or whatever.

Then err uhmm something like a battle with one of the other beasts happens, SMC fights well but gets kinda injured protecting them both, and DCC actually really appreciates that. He sees his loyalty, his strength. He's impressed. He sees SMC and PV napping afterwards or something and gets a sudden urge to hold them both. Which. Oh no. He can't have fallen for two twinks.

BUT HE DID.

Eventually DCC gives a small speech thanking SMC for protecting him and PV, appreciating his efforts and even the irritating joy from his antics. He says he shall like to try to play more chess with him sometime. A warrior is only as strengthened as his mind or something.

Then PV is on a date with SMC somewhere, and brings up the possibility of polyamory. SMC is like "I can't say I'm opposed, but why ask? Who on earthbread is there-" Dark Cacao Cookie. Oh shit.

Then they both romance him, live happily ever after, the end!! I know it would be tense at first with DCC hating SMC's guts for ever hurting PV, but I think he'd eventually come to understand his traumas and find some joy in how his games light up the place. Idk. Man. I worked so hard on all of this just so they could all hold hands. Are you happy? Are you proud of me? I'm not. My psychology final is due in tomorrow. I still haven't started. I'm writing about gay cookies instead.

[my-lover]

got another round of pain meds #gregcore

[vermwerm]

gregcore and cassiecore image

[plasmahallucigenia]

mitski is very virgincore gregcore corecore

[no-username-yet]

Wtf is gregcore

[groupieculture]

pfp and gay boyf

[raskolni-kin]

TOMGREG and Greek/Roman Mythology

Tom Wambsgans (Succession 03x03) // Farnese Atlas (2nd-century AD) / Prometheus Bound - Nicolas-Sébastien Adam (1762) / Atlas - Coldplay

Tom Wambsgans (Succession 03x04) // Nero and Sporus / Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer

The Rape of Proserpina (Ratto di Proserpina) - Gian Lorenza Bernini (1621-1622) // Tom Wambsgans and Greg Hirsch (Succession 03x04) // Chant - Original Cast of Hadestown

Greg Hirsch (Succession 03x04) // The Induction of Ganymede in Olympus (Die Einfehrüng des Ganymed in den Olymp) - Charles-Amédée-Philippe van Loo (1768) / Iliad, Book XX, lines 233-235 - Homer / An Asian Minor - Felice Picano (1981) / Jupiter, Mercury and the Virtue - Dosso Dossi (1515-1518) / Mars on his Chariot Pulled by Wolves - Claude Audran the Younger (1673) // Tom Wambsgans (Succession season 3 trailer)

inspired by @gothic-buffy ‘s post (i can’t paste link or anything right now,,, as i said, tumblr goes bonker every time i make a long post smh)

[draagonprincess]

im trying to come up with a name for a dragon thats not overly dramatic or cringy but thats also not like greg or smth and omg why is that so hard

I've been pondering this ask for a few weeks and come to the conclusion that there is no better possible name for a dragon than greg. You nailed it first try

[genericswordsmaiden]

"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life."

- J. R. R. Tolkien.

being cosmically “insignificant” doesnt even matter like its not important……… like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[sunnetrolls]

i love having little incredibly specific things i associate with people

[foragergnome]

we're going to be friends by the white stripes is a greg song

[saipng]

my -core succession tags are elaborate well thought out and complex

you know what. not even gonna argue with that ros you are always 100% correct

[paceywittergayboatman]

Was walking alone through the alley behind my apartment and saw a weird guy so I checked that I had my pepper spray and I guess the guy saw me do that because he said "Don't worry, I'm more scared of you than you are of me" and I said "Ok" and he said "I'm terrified of women"

[multiez]

my new son is here: https://terribleperformances.tumblr.com/greg