#greysnow

[kenicat]

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[queen-of-andor]

Theon: I'm not petty

Also Theon sending a postcard with this meme to Jon at the Wall:

( In order not to be misunderstood let me say that I don't share Theon's view that Jon is jealous of him)

[oddfuchsia]

so the thing about greysnow which is so deeply appealing to me and that i rarely see discussed is that forced cohabitation with people you don't like creates the weirdest dynamic. like. their shared relationship with robb + being boys of similar age means that despite the fact that they really didn’t like one another, they likely spent basically every single day together. and they probably knew each other really well. like jon is absolutely not reminiscing about fond memories of theon when he's at the wall he just remembers he exists every few days and is like man i hate that guy. but you know what? he probably notices every year when it's theon's birthday.

[acilykos]

Me: So, I ship those two, but also them with those characters, but them also with them, and there is also-

Random Person: Okay... Wait, so which one of those ships is your OTP then?

Me, a Multishipper: Yes.

[amber-laughs]

“They’re dogs and he’s a wolf,” said Jon. “They know he’s not their kind.”

Lord Ramsay laughed. "You're not a man, Reek. You're just my creature. You'll have your wine, though. Walder, see to it. And fear not, I won't return you to the dungeons, you have my word as a Bolton. We'll make a dog of you instead. Meat every day, and I'll even leave you teeth enough to eat it. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

"I see what you are, Snow. Half a wolf and half a wildling, baseborn get of a traitor and a whore. You would deliver a highborn maid to the bed of some stinking savage. Did you sample her yourself first? A Dance with Dragons - Jon X

When Little Walder pulled him up and Big Walder waved the torch at him to herd him from the cell, he went along as docile as a dog. If he'd had a tail, he would have tucked it down between his legs. A Dance with Dragons - Reek I

"Aye. All that, and more. You are a warg too, they say, a skinchanger who walks at night as a wolf." King Stannis had a hard smile. "How much of it is true?" A Storm of Swords - Jon XI

That night, besides the collar, there was a ragged blanket too, and half a chicken. Reek had to fight the dogs for the meat, but it was the best meal he'd had since Winterfell. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

 The smells are stronger in my wolf dreams, he reflected, and food tastes richer too. Ghost is more alive than I am. He left the empty cup upon the forge. A Dance with Dragons - Jon II

The other man had been a good rider, but Reek was uneasy on horseback. It had been so long. He was no rider. He was not even a man. He was Lord Ramsay's creature, lower than a dog, a worm in human skin. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

“The Weeper’s red rheumy eyes gave Jon another look. “Aye? Well, he has a wolfish cast to him, now as I look close.” A Storm of Swords - Jon I

"Reek," he said. "Your Reek." "Do this little thing for me, and you can be my dog and eat meat every day," Lord Ramsay promised.  A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

The taste of hot blood filled Jon's mouth, and he knew that Ghost had killed that night. No, he thought. I am a man, not a wolf. He rubbed his mouth with the back of a gloved hand and spat. A Dance with Dragons - Jon II

Damon Dance-for-Me sat greasing up his whip. "Reek," he called. He tapped the whip against his calf as a man might do to summon his dog. "You are starting to stink again, Reek." A Dance with Dragons - A Ghost in Winterfell

"The beast," he gasped. "Look! The beast that tore the life from Halfhand. A warg walks among us, brothers. A WARG! This . . . this creature is not fit to lead us! This beastling is not fit to live!" A Storm of Swords - Jon XII

"You would have done better to slit his throat," said the lord in mail. "A dog who turns against his master is fit for naught but skinning." "Oh, he's been skinned, here and there," said Ramsay. A Dance with Dragons - Reek I

[atopvisenyashill]

theon being early 20s and having beef with 14 year old jon who regularly outwits him, that’s euron parallels bc euron is about to have beef with a 9 year old and get his shit rocked

[selkiewife]

Rhaenicent has all the sexually charged friendship, angst, betrayal, and tragedy of Throbb and Greysnow but Alicent and Rhaenyra are both Theon. I hope that helps.

[daenystheedreamer]

What would've happened if Theon actually had the chance to go join the Night's Watch at the end of "A Clash Of Kings"?

so jon wouldn't have been there when he reaches it, and i think he'd be bitchy and whiny and trying to curry favour and take control to make up for his wounded pride at winterfell. i feel like he could fall in with alliser thorne and janos slynt, or make his own ragtag crew of rapists and murderers that he thinks are funny and goes to mole town and does not respect his vows and sexually harasses satin. by the time jon snow arrives back, i think a) jon immediately kills him after learning about all that happened and gets in major trouble b) jon is so disgusted by theon he defects BACK to the wildlings (crazy lol) c) jon understands that the wildling threat is too important and that he will deal with theon later, like he could use his skills as a bowman in the battle.

after the battle and stannis taking control, i think stannis could use the punishment of theon as leverage to garner jon's support, the same way he does with winterfell and legtimisation and lordship. and i think jon being given the option for revenge would sway him more than the option for winterfell, but he'd still say no.

theon would fall in with alliser thorne and janos slynt i think, mostly cos the other factions would dislike him. i don't think he'd like bowen marsh, i think he'd want to get in with denys mallister but denys mallister is too ironbornphobic (justified in theon's case LMFAO) to accept him, and cotter pyke is 50/50 i think he could have a ironborn to ironborn connection with theon but idk i think he'd HATE theon for being a pompous little lordling who is ironborn only in name. so its janos slynt for theon. once jon becomes lord commander, i think he's either keeping theon where he can see him (friends close enemies closer, which lord commander snow fucking LOVED doing lol) or might send him away to eastwatch just so he doesnt have to see him anymore. and if he gets sent to eastwatch, ramsay intercepts the caravan and steals theon away LOL. destiny will come for theon!

but if theon stays at winterfell, maybe he can prove himself to jon somehow. maybe after seeing jon behead janos slynt he gets the kick in the nuts he needed. maybe he begs leave of jon to find bran and rickon and prove that they are alive, maybe he gets the secret out of sam somehow in his desperation to prove himself innocent (still killed those kids tho). and then you can have him going up north to bloodraven (maybe bloodraven sends him some visions... maybe theyre euron related.....) or going off to rickon and somehow meeting up with davos and wyman and wyman is fully trying to kill him. assuming the boltons still take control of the north.

and maybe theon and jon can frot a bit idk

[captaincanonly]

random sillies w/ chibis cause i looooove drawin them chibis….

[ratattck]

Jon's first time smoking weed with theon 😋

Is Tumblr going to shoot me down for male nipples??? Idk

I know theon's saying some wild shit to put Jon in a bad trip (he is not successful)

[middestofalltime]

Reposting some of my GoT commissions from Twitter, part one (i have a lot..)

Figured I'd share here too!

Artists(all of them are on twitter): Akamelili, UName99∅8, mirimisus, ky∅∅nnie

I bought the three last ones during anime conventions, and unfortunately don't remember their social media. Sorry for lack of credit.

[kenicat]

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[gazpachoandbooks]

Theon: I just don't get why you and Sansa keep pushing the whole "I can't stand her" show. It was different when you were kids, but you actually like each other now!

Arya: oh, so you can't understand why two people would pretend not being able to stand each other

Theon: precisely

Arya *walking into Theon's room*: and act like they wouldn't jump into hell to protect each other

Theon: that's my point!

Arya *rummaging through Theon's bags*: and pretend they couldn't care less if the other lives or dies

Theon: YES

Arya: and keep making their weird dynamic everyone else's problem

Theon: YES!!!!

Arya *lifting up a plastic bag and wrapping paper*: what's this?

Theon: none of your business

Arya: so it has nothing to do with the fact that tomorrow is Jon's nameday

Theon: this conversation is over

Arya: thought so

[oddfuchsia]

forever weeping sobbing groaning that in a series with a billion pages we only got like a singular paragraph of jon theon and robb in the same scene…. and it’s theon kicking the head and jon calling theon an ass and robb the eternal peacemaker. so indicative of their dynamic and every single one of them with the most insane complexes about the other two…. i cant believe grrm gave us a taste of what could have been and then he took it all away

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