#grrrrrr barking for them

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

a Mishima electric thunder zapped me and boom this KazuJun art just happened I guess.

It's still my dream to play Tekken 8 💀😭 (I'M GETTING THAT PS5)

Does this count as Drawtober? Yes it does.

[ministarfruit]

yuri month day 4: I want you to hate me ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[that-otherkin-selfshipper]

Biting people who don't tag their ship art.

Specifically canon x canon stuff but like, in general.

[tanktopdiaz]

squeak squeak and bitch it ain't my flip flops

[mjrdm]

does this . make sense

[arquivodeimagem]

GRAAAAAAAAAWAJAHWJWJ BARK BARK BARK

Wowee

[sharkonasock]

something about macdennis that keeps me on my toes is that I always imagine Dennis on the left of Mac. this has absolutely nothing to do with canon compliance and how often they're actually on which side of each other btw. but in my head when I think about them next to one another Dennis is on the left and Mac is on the right. BUT theoretically it shouldn't be like that at all. I'm left handed and Mac is left handed...in theory he should be on the left.

what's with that? what is that? I don't know but I like it. it's like a weird little thing. Mac's left handed he would be on the left but maybe he likes to keep his dominant hand closer to Dennis instead of his non-dominant. I could see that. Idk what I'm getting at here. but it's something.

just the fact that Mac is left handed is so grrrrrr bark bark bark bark bark to me. Ok bye.

[fangthroat]

⛓️ grrrrrr bark bark 💢

i am genuinely feeling so dysphoric and emotional cause i don’t have ears tail and fangs. it does not feel right and i want to see them in the mirror. where are my sharp eyes that i see in my head 😣

[ohhcinnybuns]

I'm here to yap

Hi, I'm here to yap about one of my best Tumblr friend, @anticidic

I am here to provide her and you with my top 10 Rosie ficlets because I need to gush about what an amazing writer she has become and how I'm very proud of her. Have you read her work? It's amazing! You should give them a read if you haven't yet.

So, if you don't mind my yap fest, here it goes.

TOP 10 ANTICIDIC FICLETS THAT DROVE ME INSANE AND HAD ME SCREAMING LIKE A BOILING KETTLE (a thread????)

I once created a mechanical butterfly so I could watch it soar through the sky,  the springs clink, a bolt fallen from its... – @anticidic on Tumblr The steamiest of steamiest steampunk au. When I tell you that I ROLLED in my bed, kicked my feet, gasped into my phone, giggled like crazy, this is it. I know we talked about this AU, and I can't remember how it spawned to save my life, but I LOVE everything about it. If this was read as a podfic, I would keep it on repeat. Easily, #1.

ONE DAY I WILL RETURN TO YOUR SIDE by @anticidic You've often annihilated my feelings, but a true writer becomes a writer when the feelings overtake them. You cried. I cried. I think everyone cried. I was an emotional wreck, BUT what I love about your fics is that they always have some comfort, and you did this just right.

ONLY FOR THE STARS IN YOUR EYES – @anticidic on Tumblr This AU has tortured me because we talk about it often BUT HE'S ONLY BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT ONCE. But the fear that comes from Snakezai being found out by Chuuya... the suspense kills me. Literally, you did the suspense so wonderfully here that I was on the edge of my seat.

Dear writing muse, Here is a writing prompt to help get you into the spooky mood: "Don’t you want to be consumed by what loves... – @anticidic on Tumblr I believe I came to you with this prompt to help you with your Halloween spooks and man, did I. eat. THIS. UP. Your kitsunes have altered my neurons, and I will SWEAR to have your kitsunes with their happy ending, or so help me, I WILL come for your knees. I will walk your halls like a zombie and pop out of your TV. I still GRRRRRR GRRRRRR BARK when I read it. Which reminds me, did you know she added more to her Halloween zine piece? heheehehhehe... check out her ao3.

UNSPOKEN PROMISES – @anticidic on Tumblr Snowzai, my dear Snowzai, he's the love of my life. Of course, a top 10 fic wouldn't be top 10 without Snowzai's mentions. The sun to my moon. I BREATHE him, and you know this; this has had to be the most wholesome Snowzai you've written yet. I love him with his flowers and little animal friends and being cared for. The fluff, the comfort, the little things that make him happy. He's everything, and we gotta protect him at all costs.

SO SHALL THE RIVER OF TIME FLOW Snow White!Dazai dreams a most peculiar dream about the Queen's magic mirror. He blows away the... – @anticidic on Tumblr Now... the downside of Snowzai is the overwhelming amount of angst, and we've yapped about him for what feels like centuries now, but this absolutely hurt my feelings and had me internally screaming and falling to my knees. This little paragraph alone was enough to remind me that... I really do love to hurt my own feelings, and you are too good at ANGST. Maybe I should give you nicer prompts from now on, lol. "Then, the sound of glass breaking. The same kind he heard back at the castle, far down the corridor and to the left when Mother dropped her crystal glass and screamed wordlessly. The anger that filtered through the halls and attached itself to the walls."

In a kingdom not too far away, where love blooms like early spring, there is a ball for the royal ladies and gentleman that... – @anticidic on Tumblr Snowzai. That is the literal tweet. But the reason I have this snowzai at #7 is because I love how you capture the moment - Dazai done with his heels and Chuuya still as princely as ever. This is what I love about romantic fairytales au's. Your post inspired my writing, and I can't tell you enough how much I love it.

hello! if it’s not to late to ask and if it hasn’t already been asked for, number 6 + ssk? – @anticidic on Tumblr This one is skk on a mission but Dazai being the most playful Dazai in existence. There is a playfulness to your SKK Dazai's that always have me giggling and kicking my feet, and I think you encompass his assholery just right, ehehe. This one was fun to read!

It often goes like this in movies, someone abandons reason over fear, A little interesting if you ask me. So to warm up your... – @anticidic on Tumblr Another kitsune mention, but this one is just one of those that hit me with gut punches. You beat up my feelings with your kitsunes. The psychological turmoil with Chuuya taking some of Kitsunezai's memories and how it affects them both... What is real? What is yearning? What is psychosis?

Metamorphosis by @anticidic Speaking of Psychosis. You just dropped this and it's already here with my top 10. I love Swan Lake. I love ballet aus. Something about the emotional turmoil in Dazai and how much Chuuya has become his obsession to reach yet toss away... omg... imma go slide down a wall after posting this. I KNEW IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL TRAIN WRECK, BUT I'M OKAY. EVERYTHING IS OKAY. EVERYTHING IS FINE (it's not fine). But, I reiterate my earlier statement: when you write with your feelings, it shows, and this was wonderfully written. From the mental turmoil to the physical injury, I felt that.

I guess this ends my yap fest, hehe. If you've made it this far, you are a trooper, and I hope you learned a little more about Rosie and why I think she's a wonderful writer, and why I love her ficlets. Don't forget to follow her ao3 for more SKK content. You'll always be in for a treat.

[helluvatrek]

Me and @kermit-the-fag-official made some dumb ships so here’s the fanfic💀

Their fic: https://www.tumblr.com/kermit-the-fag-official/769167417183207424

Tuvix x Lizard Janeway

Chapter 1:Bro is lowkey wild for that

Chakotay was extremely enraged as he watched Tuvix step off the transporter pad. “GRRRRR!!!” he exclaimed. “First, our helmsman and captain become lizards, and now our security officer and lunch lady became one person!!!.”

“Erm…ackshully,” Tuvix said, “Neelix is not a female, and he does a lot more than prepare lunch.”

Chakotay hissed. “I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION.” He proceeded to throw Tuvix against the wall.

“Not nice, man.” Tuvix said. “I was like, just born. Can’t you cut me a break?”

“NOOOOO!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!”

Kes nonchalantly entered the transporter room. She looked at Tuvix and started blushing. He’s such a rizzler, She thought.

“ARGGHHH YOU STUPID FURRY!!!” Chakotay yelled at Tuvix.

“Erm, what the sigma are you doing?” Kes asked.

Chakotay turned around and realized she was there. He started blushing kawaii like a schoolgirl in an anime. “Erm, I was just chatting with my new friend.”

Kes looked at him in disbelief. “Bro stfu you’re not an alpha. Also The Doctor asked me to take ermmmm….Neebok to sick bay.”

“Erm…ackshully, my name is Tuvix; a combination of the names of my fathers.”

“Wait,” Kes said. “TUVOK AND NEELIX ARE MARRIED!? AND THEY HAVE A CHILD!?”

“Um no,” Tuvix exclaimed in a rather annoyed tone. “I am a unique person with the combined DNA, knowledge, and memories of Tuvok and Neelix. I call them my fathers because they did create me using their DNA, so it would only be logical to do so.”

“Just put the fries in the bag, bro.” Kes said, “It’s time to go to sick bay.”

Chapter 2: wtf moment💀

As soon as the turbo lift doors closed Kes started moaning violently and Tuvix was lowkey a traumatized mf at this point. “Hrrrnnbhhhfggggggg.” Kes mumbled. “Finally, someone lowkey chill as Tuvok, and as much skibidi rizz as my alpha Neelix.”

“Erm,” said Tuvix, “I’ll have you know that I have only been living for about twenty minutes and I am too young to lose my virginity.”

Kes looked at Tuvix in a sarcastic way. “Bro lowkey forgot I’m one year old. Imagine, could never be me.”

Tuvix was concerned. “So you’re telling me you’re not a virgin?”

“Erm, I thought you said you have the combined memories of Tuvok and Neelix.” Kes bombastic side eyed.

“Well, about that…..ermmmmm I’m just a forgetful person.”

Kes didn’t care so she continued moaning violently. I need to get him pregnant. She thought.

Finally, the turbo lift doors opened and B’elanna Torres was standing outside.

“Oh, skibidi!” Kes said in a frustrated tone indeed. “I forgot to halt the doors. No wonder it was hard to looksmaxx.”

B’elanna nonchalantly looked at Kes, then at Tuvix. “Who tf are you!?” She asked him.

“I’m Tuvix.” he said.

“Bruh.” B’elanna exclaimed and then she proceeded to enter the turbo lift.

“Whoa buddy, who do think you are?” Kes said in a preppy ahh way. She pushed her.

“Chat, aren’t you going to sick bay with this beta?” B’elannna growled. “Cuz sick bays on this deck, y’know.”

Kes hissed. “HOW DARE YOU CALL MY ALPHA SIGMA DISCORD KITTEN A BETA!!!!” B’elanna rolled her eyes and yeeted Tuvix and Kes into sick bay. B’elanna barked at them to make sure they didn’t come back into the turbo lift.

Chapter 3: Tuvix meets lizard Janeway

Tuvix was rather annoyed indeed that Kes kept touching him. Not as annoyed as The Doctor when he entered the room.

“Oh,” said Kes, “Hi, doctor.” Tuvix could see her blushing like Chakotay did earlier. Bruh, he thought. Why is blud like this? “This is my alpha, Tuvix. Tuvok and Neelix got in a transporter accident.”

“Argghhh,” said The Doctor. “No one ever tells me what’s going on around here.”

Suddenly, Tuvix’s ears bled. “ERMMM!!!! WHAT IN THE ACKSHULLY IS THAT SONG!?”

The Doctor was super pissed. “I’ll have you know that this is my favorite song.” He said angrily. He sang, “FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING!!!!!”

“Bro actually thought he ate.” Tom Paris said while laying on the bio beds. He still had some lizard characteristics, such as the tail, so it was really hard for him to mew without having to change his gyatt position every 5 seconds. Janeway was there too, and as Tuvix looked at her, he realized he was blushing in the same way Kes and Chakotay were.

“Hey you beta!” Janeway called to The Doctor. “Who is this mf?”

The Doctor sighed. “Tuvok and Neelix got combined bruh.”

“Bro…that sucks.”

“REAL!” The Doctor exclaimed. “He doesn’t even like my music taste!”

Janeway mewed. “Blud no KSI song is a bop wtf man.”

Tuvix tried not to giggle, because Janeway was so rizzful.

“So, when are we gonna get Tuvok and Neelix back?” Janeway asked The Doctor.

“Soon,” he said, with a huge smirk on his face.

“NOOOOO!!!!” Tuvix cried. “PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF AN ALPHA MALE!!!!”

Janeway looked at Tuvix, and she realized he had kind of a jawline. “Have you been mewing lately?” She asked.

“No?”

“Bruh never mind.”

Chapter 4: THE EPIC EDGING BATTLE pt 1: Tom Paris is moaning

“HES MY EDGER!!” Kes screamed angrily. “HOW DARE YOU TRY TO RIZZ HIM UP!!!” Janeway was very angry so she yeeted Kes with her lizard tail.

“GRRRRRRRR!!” Kes exclaimed. “SKIBIDI TOILET AHH TAIL!!”

Janeway lowkey didn’t really care cause she was just a chill guy who lowkey didn’t really care.

The Doctor looked at Tom Paris.

Tom Paris moaned, “If you don’t hawk tuah, then I won’t talk tuah.”

The Doctor sighed and then proceeded to spit on that thang.

“Ugggghhhh,” Paris mogged. “Now glaze my lizard toes.”

The Doctor looked at how dry and sad his toes were. “Only if it gives you aura.”

Meanwhile, Tuvix was watching Janeway and Kes fight. “THATS IT!” Janeway announced. “I CHALLENGE YOU…..TO AN EPIC EDGING BATTLE!!!”

The Doctor gasped. “Did I hear what I thought I heard?” He smiled. “Ah, I remember the first edging battle on this ship.”

Kes rolled her eyes.

The Doctor continued, “It was when we first lost our aura-“

“GRRRRRR!!!!” Janeway screamed. “SILENCE!!!” Tuvix watched quietly as Janeway and Kes edged violently. Kes moaned….Janeway moaned….they both moaned…. The Doctor was still getting Tom Paris oiled up. Tuvix was still worried about his aura points.

“Gyatttttt.” Said Tom.

“Bruh,” said The Doctor.

“Shush.”

“Okay…..Alpha.” Tom moaned freakily.

Suddenly someone yelled, “SKIBIDI TOILET!!! ENSIGN KIM IS PREGNANT!!”

Chapter 5: THE EPIC EDGING BATTLE pt 2: Ensign Kim is pregnant

“But how?” The Doctor asked. “He can’t be pregnant, he’s a man.”

B’elanna explained, “So you know that Quinn guy? Well it turns he and Harry Kim secretly fell in love and so Quinn used his magic aura points to make him pregnant.”

Harry Kim was furious. “Doctor, B’elanna is lying. Chakotay is the father.”

The Doctor lowkey didn’t really care, because he was still in the middle of massaging Tom’s lizard toes.

“Bruh,” Tom said to Kim, “YOU MOG SOMEONE ELSE, HUH?! YOU STUPID BETA! THATS IT, WERE NOT RIZZING NO MORE!!!”

Kim looked at him awkwardly, “Erm, we were never dating, what the sigma are you talking about? Also, why is The Doctor getting you oiled up?”

Tom was cooked.

Meanwhile, Janeway and Kes were still doing their epic edging battle. Janeway was edging so fast barely anyone could identify her aura. Kes got blinded by the light of her mewing. “NOOOO!!!” Said Kes, “AHHHHHH!!!” Janeway’s streak of edging light was so powerful that it lowkey ate and left no crumbs. Kes died.

“NOOOOOOO!!!!” B’elanna cried, “MY UWU COTTAGE CORE DISCORD KITTEN!!!!”

Harry smirked. “Maybe you shouldn’t have lied to The Doctor about who the father to my child is!!!”

“The gacha heat is wild.” Tuvix exclaimed.

“SHUT UP, TUVIX!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!” B’elanna yelled angrily.

Tuvix lost so much aura that he never won a dress to impress game ever again.

Chapter 6: Tuvix gets unalived I think

“Golly gee,” Janeway announced. “Looks like I won the epic edging battle.”

Tuvix blushed. “Now we can get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.”

The Doctor sighed. “Well, sorry to burst yer bubble, but I have just found a way to bring Tuvok and Neelix back. And also to make you lizard folk human again.”

“GRRRRRRR!!!!” said Janeway.

Tuvix knew what he had to do because queen never cry. “WAIT! THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!”

The Doctor side eyed bro. “Chat, I barely know you.”

Tuvix was lowkey cooked. He looked at the dead body of Kes. “Erm, shouldn’t we have a funeral for bro or smth?”

B’elanna blushed kawaii just thinking about her. Tom Paris started hitting the griddy. Harry was in labor. The Doctor was rewriting his program subroutines to emit the perfect jawline.

Tuvix sighed. No one cares about me. “Do it,” he said sadly, “Kill me. I deserve it. I’m a mistake.” He said to The Doctor.

“Just put the fries in the bag bro.”

Bro did the transporter thing and now Tuvok and Neelix are mewing again. The Doctor also cured Janeway and Tom’s incurable beta disease somehow.

“Erm, hi Mr. Vulcan, I mean…alpha male…I’m your discord kitten, right?” Neelix said in his gacha life male anime protagonist ahh voice.

“No, wtf-“ Tuvok was cut off as he heard Harry moan violently.

“Oh my sigma!” B’elanna exclaimed. “It’s a lizard baby!!”

“That’s enough sick bay for today.” Tom said as he proceeded to leave.

“We can be a polycule right?” Janeway and Tuvok asked Neelix.

“Sure skibidi slicers.”

THE END😤😤😤

[seizingthesky]

b k l n r for shion pwease ♡ thank you and i love ur writing ^__^

Shion…… Grrrrrrr bark bark bark snarl grrrrr bark snarl grrrrr bark bark snarl grrrrrr wtf my dog started barking when I typed this sorry my bad I won’t do it again. Anyways. Hi please enjoy I love Shion. AND THANK YOU!!!!!! :D

SUGGESTIVE UNDER THE CUT.

B ─ Breeding. Is this one of their kinks? Do they often have unprotected sex? Have they ever had any pregnancy scares?

Initially? Absolutely not. SHION never wanted any strings attached with most people he hooked up with, although the idea did tempt him many times before. He's a changed man after settling down with you, but the idea of being a father so young in his life scares him a little. However, don't get it twisted; the idea of cumming inside of you drives him crazy, almost as if it's a way of claiming you.

K ─ Kissing. How important are kisses in their relationship?  Any favourite kind of kisses?  Do they have any rituals involving kissing (never leaving for work without kissing the other, always sharing a kiss goodnight, etc)?

Shion would take any opportunity in the world to kiss you. On the lips, neck, cheek, forehead, and other areas of your body... he can't keep his hands or lips off of you. He's gotten into the habit of pressing slow, lazy kisses to your neck to tease you in the morning when your bodies are entwined.

L ─ Lingerie. Do they enjoy wearing it and/or seeing their partner in lingerie?  What kind of lingerie do they find the sexiest? Any other clothing they love seeing their partner in  (like grey sweater pants, wearing nothing but an apron, really short shorts, etc)?  Do they often wear what the other likes, just to please them?

Whether it's you or him wearing the lingerie, Shion will enjoy it thoroughly. Truth be told, you could wear a paper bag, and he'd still find you sexy, but when you make an effort to pick out a cute set just for him, he feels himself fall even deeper in love with you if such a thing is possible. Shion isn't picky when it comes to what you wear for him, but seeing you in red or black really gets him going.

N ─ Nudes. Do they send them to each other?  Do they save them on their phones?  Do they keep them to themselves, or do they show them to their friends?  Have they ever sent one to a wrong number?

Shion is a big fan of sending you nudes randomly throughout the day, just to tease you and keep you on your toes. And they aren't the typical 'dick in hand staring dully at the camera' man nudes, either; he aims to impress you with every photo he sends. They're almost a work of art, in a way. He doesn't really expect nudes in return, but if you send him something, you'll have him all over you when you see each other again. After all, when he has the real thing in his grasp, why would he let that go to waste?

R ─ Recording. Have they ever filmed themselves having sex?  Did they watch it together afterwards?  Has anyone else seen their videos?

While I don't think Shion would be against it, recording videos is not a priority. He wouldn't mind if you wanted to, but he'd much rather live in the moment with you because, lord knows, it happens quite often between the two of you. As for anyone else seeing the video, absolutely not. Shion became an oddly possessive lover after meeting you, so the idea of anyone else seeing you so ravishing like that makes his skin crawl.

[tanktopdiaz]

who made that joke abt a buddie eiffel tower w chim in the middle....im not sayin I'm thinkin abt YOU but I am thinkin..in general

[razzle-n-dazzle1]

TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!! WDYM MY CRUSHES?!?!?? RAWR?! I SEE THEM MORE LIKE FAMILY OR EVEN BESTIES GRRRRRR BARK BARK!! BUT THEIR OCS?! THATS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY…..heh..RAWR

[tortoisebore]

love love the snippet! nothing better than a short-lived angst followed by fluffy wolfstar <3 <3

anon i love them sm bc even when they’re fighting or just completely not on the same page & won’t communicate they’re still so very in love with each other & so very soft & sweet & tender about it like aghhhhhh grrrrrr sxreaminf crying throwing up they’re so in love bark bark bark bark bark

[crybabypastels]

Raaaaaaa darktide is so much fun

Grrrr I get to be a zealot and be feral and bonk enemies with a hammer or wack them with a chainsaw sword grrrrrr bark bark bark

[spaxi]

I hope u don't mind me sending you the misceverse ask game but 🌸💕🔊 for finn

Ahksjsksksks lol, no I don't mind at all ^^ !

Feel free to send me whatever asks you'd like!

🌸 scents that you like or dislike?

♡ - rain, clean laundry, warm bread, vanilla, sandalwood, patchouli, strawberry, roses, lavender, blue fern and citrus, wet earth??? And fire?

☹︎ - anything too sweet or too strong

💕 Do you have a mate(s)? If so, what is your mate's dynamic and scent? If not, do you want one? What's your ideal mate?

I do not have any mate(s), uhm I do kinda want one, but idk.. My ideal mate? Uh I don't have an ideal mate. I just would like someone I like and that I can share my interest and likes with, someone I get along with and also someone who's okay with me giving them lil gifts ever so often (probably everyday bcs I have a bad habit), because my love language is gift giving and I wanna make whoever my mate is feels loved. Sksjkssj if whoever my mate was asked me to chill with the gifts though I would lol

🔊 What subvocals do you do? How do you communicate and what do your subvocals mean?

Ohh! I love this question, uhhmm

Meow meow - I do this one rarely, but it usually means I want attention and am happy lol

Purring - I'm really happy and content ^^ sort of expressing a warm and fuzzy feeling

Bark bark - excited, happy, need to express it with bork /silly

Grrrrrr - this can mean 2 things, frustration or I'm really happy. Usually it means I'm really happy!

Awooooo - super happy??? Still don't know about this one, because I don't awoooo a lot. Hmm, I mostly awoo if someone else has awoooed. I go awwwwoooooo in solidarity ajsksjksskk. Oh! Sometimes I awoo because I see beautiful nature and I'm like yes awooooo I love trees and grass and nature and I go awoooo /silly

Thank you for the questions anon!! ♡♡♡