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Petition to put the heart monitor back on Oscar (and toss one at Lando, too) and then just leave them alone together for a few minutes to tell jokes and giggle and just let the general public see how excited they make each other, the end.
#oscar piastri#lando norris#i dont even mean this in a weird rpf slashy way#genuinely as friends i think they get each other pumped and thats really cute#lando walks in the room and oscar's heart rate goes off the charts#guaranteed#'who gets the other to over 100 bpm first' !#landoscar
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ohim about to become REAL annoying ab this sonic dm au..... as soon as i finish some of my thesis work this weekend, i'll drop the sickest shit yallve ever seen. LET ME COOOK...... (<- said the guy in the straight jacket)

not gonna make this an official au cuz like everyone has their spin on it and i Do not have #Time but i will drop anything in my brain that I find funny or interesting or nauseatingly gutwrenching or silly in this au ^_^!!!!! enjoy my brainrot while it lasts ....
off to make my next video and work on my senior thesis grahwahah..........
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I bet my whole house that if we get a High Lord/Lady Lucien and Elain they are going to be Feysand 2.0
#acotar#i love lucien so much but SJM is gonna screw him up if he gets with elain#guaranteed#anti feysand#anti inner circle
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#youtube#redlettermedia#red letter media#rich evans#jay bauman#gorilla interrupted#half in the bag#mike stoklasa#best of the worst#jack packard#guaranteedlicense#guarani#garanti#no guarantees#guarantee#guarantees#guaranteed#more website traffic guaranteed#guaranteed video#sugar defender guarantee#100%#100% accurate#100% orange juice#100% cotton#100% wolf#100% worth it#100% real#100% recommend#100% true
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fern the humam
#this picture is awesome if you close your eyes and pretend you’re fren#youll fall asleep#guaranteed#my art#fern the human#jermaine
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Decided to start farming for Venti. I make very good decisions and this is very doable.
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simple soft affection will get me every time
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♠ Caleb's firewall ♠
Check on my patreon for more comics about Love and Deepspace in big resolution ⇩
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Idea
@ladyofspoons @lixorloveslicorice2
I had this idea
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#important#← just so i can find it later#if i make it smth different i WILL forget about it#guaranteed#edit: ok nvm im just gonna pin this
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Just saw Wicked part 1 babes, and can report that I Have Been Changed for Good
#it was good!!!!!!#i was so pleasantly surprised#performances were incredible#wicked#wicked part one#universal studios#cynthia erivo#ariana grande#but also#spoilers#wicked spoilers#in the tags#seeing jonathan bailey turn into a scarecrow in part two will haunt my dreams#guaranteed#im going to have nightmares with that one#but dancing through life was such a bop#jb was having the time of his life#and it shows
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Chat im tweaking the fuck out. I got lyney. (I saved like 43 wishes for him at 46 pity and guaranteed.) BUT NO ORORON. And im tweaking tf out because i have EVERY 4 star. BUT NOT ORORON. And this same shit happened with kaveh. And i just DIDNT have him for like a year bro. ORORON COME HOME (even though i hate your kit..)
#yuzuyaps#silly#genshin impact#ororon#genshin lyney#pity#guaranteed#5 stars#COME HOME ORORON#THE KIDS MISS YOU#come home
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Got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul. And so it goes. - Eddie Vedder (Guaranteed)
#Eddie Vedder#Eddie Vedder quote#guaranteed#guaranteed lyrics#lyrics quote#lyrical#music quote#teacher#soul#meditate#mind#answers
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guess who's guaranteed for aventurine :3
#honkai star rail#hsr#aventurine#guaranteed#hsr aventurine#here i come aventurine#youre coming home one way or another
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Boy dont you have a shrimp allergy?
oh!
yeah
i do!
but like
they taste good my mouth just burns and i get itchy and my skin turns red i wont like die
i think my mom forgot so just let me have this okay :( just this once and also probably more times in the future
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