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tetedurfarm · 6 months

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bruh. i woke up this morning to discover one of my pythons has escaped her terrarium and helped herself to two of my white-ear kits.

and then, insult to injury, those kits were in two different boxes, that had plenty other kits in them, but the two kits she ate were the ONLY non-white kits in those boxes.

i did NOT raise her like this

#i lost two of my white-ear satin kits yesterday and now she's eaten all but one of the older ones #the universe does not want me to have white-ears clearly :(#vaille #animal death /#also: i have to bring my nestboxes in at night until they're about two or so weeks old because rats will steal babies out of nests #the safest/warmest room in the house is my office...and it's warm because my reptiles are in here #it has not been an issue for YEARS but apparently after eating her dinner she was still hungry 🙄#guess she's getting the lock

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hey-its-sybarite · 1 month

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If you ever feel sad it’s because you’re subconsciously thinking about Camilla Hect

#mother i love her #we are going to get married and she can bring her cousin i guess #we’ll be so happy #what do you mean?#paul?#who’s paul?#best girl #camilla hect #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt spoilers #nona the ninth #ntn #ntn spoilers

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triglycercule · 26 days

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"killer. what is this supposed to be?"

"oh, i commissioned one of my fans to draw art of us! isn't it totally cute??"

"well, it's definitely... something."

"... no, it's cute. but how'd you pay for it? last i heard, your balance was..."

"..."

💜/💙/❤️

#it's me im the fan killer commissioned #guess which project sekai card i referenced this off of. it's the birthday cards no need to guess #i had an idea and now it's been executed. but now i'm gonna need to draw two more of this #what the FUCK is even going on in this you ask?? idk i just wanted to draw jk dust #shes soooo cute i love the little horror and killer chibis #i totally abused the outline brush in this one but it's okay it looks cute #a shame that dust's pointing hand is covered up i really like how that one looks #how much purple can i shove into one drawing before you get sick of it #i tried a new thing with the discontinued lines too!!! this was ngl soooo fun #me when i have free reign to make things cutesy and i dont have to be held back by the angst the trio has #see guys!!! THIS is why i made jk fashion au. for cute stuff and silly shenanigans like the caption #i cant believe i actually finished a piece i usually NEVER do that. rare triglycercule moment #average triglycercule art if i locked in #jk fashion au #tricule art #dust sans #killer sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #bad sanses #bad sans gang #nightmare's gang #undertale au #undertale multiverse #this is because of the art that someone sent me that i got motivation to finish this #I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!! YOU GAVE ME MOTIVATION TO FINISH THIS!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ART 😭😭😭😭#special thanks to angelic love by x_x for inspiring this. i gave one listen and immediately i wanted to draw this

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tio-trile · 2 months

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Here's my piece preview for @tltfashionzine ! Anyone a fan of the Second House 👀? Preorders open now, check it out in the official post! There are so many talented artists and great pieces in this zine, and profits will be benefitting the National Center for Transgender Equality! 🙌

#the locked tomb #zine #judith deuteros #marta dyas's elbow I guess #...but she's there in the full piece if you get the zine! ;)

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purpurussy · 4 days

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i would fully 100% respect and understand if she doesn't want to fully tuck bc that shit is uncomfortable and also not good for you if you do it too often HOWEVER... i would like to see it just once. just once i would love to see a fully locked in tuck and a little pair of black undies under the dress and i would like to see her get absolutely bonkers slutty with it. imagine the possibilities if there was no chance of anything popping out. think about it. i certainly am

#also she would have to be tucked for the entire show i guess? idk how fast you can get that shit locked down lmao #it might be doable in the intermission but im not sure. esp if you're not used to it #and it definitely wouldn't be doable in the quickchange part #so i get that it would be deeply impractical. howeverrrrrrrrrrrrrr. just once...#in general i think a little pair of black boxers would look better it would look like part of the dress if they were short enough #phan #dan and phil #titspoilers #<- putting this in the tags fuck it. we know they lurk on here dan hear my pleas

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tooturtly · 8 months

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If Alecto’s body is made of John’s, what power does he have over her? Is that how he managed to entomb her in the first place? Because we know from the soup incident harrow was only able to get inside another Lyctor’s body with her own cells. So imagine John making her a body was not only an act of desperation but also ended up giving him even more control?

Can John sense Alecto? Is that how she knew how to find him in the epilogue? Is that how he put her to sleep? I have so many questions!

#this is further fuel for my guess that Alecto will get a new body #I need your thoughts #the locked tomb #nona the ninth spoilers #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #alecto speculation #alecto tlt #john gaius #she hates the body john made her so much guys

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dorkfruit · 9 months

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quick lil crownpash...i gues

based on this pic

corona getting punched in the face is therapeutic to me .

#my art #the locked tomb #tlt #nona the ninth #ntn #coronabeth tridentarius #our lady of the passion #tlt pash #crownpash #the corona panel probably needs to be flipped to make more sense in terms of where she would get hit and where the pose is but like #who care its all made up anyway #/ tw violence #i guess idk #pash has a rat tail hair cut bc shes greasy and i like to think for comedic effect the end of it will be on fire sometimes #like when cartoon people explode

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sin-sidejob · 2 years

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Pls tell Delaney I’m free whenever if she needs a wife

Maybe in another life~

art credit and many thanks to @olexxx who immediately jumped at the opportunity to draw this after hearing me talk about this specific ask, which btw anon, thank you

#lmao but thank you anon in full seriousness and additionally — that’s what au’s are for ;)#good to know y’all think she’s wife material — camera pans to me sobbing in the corner clutching my laptop and prints of every piece of art #I’ve ever seen made of her from cowboylovin and mollicutes and flyingspicerack and radioactivebowtie and olexxx #and r3d-artist as well!!#and maybe more that I’m forgetting at this current point and time which feels at least to me like a criminal offense like lock me up sirs #Lex tag #ART REC I GUESS?? GO GIVE LEX A FOLLOW I LOVE THEM SM #thank you so much Lex my eternal love and gratitude is yours #never gonna get over this #y’all just hear me screaming and running down hills into the woods #just leave me be ok I’m unwell #Lex’s art #inside job #sona: Delaney #jrdelaney #asked and answered #anon #personal inside job #my inside job #jr #art rec #jr scheimpough #Delaney tag

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 1 month

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you know, in retrospect, listening to this week’s episode while I’m going out for lunch probably wasn’t a great idea

#i’m uh… going to wait a bit before I eat I guess #i find it curious that this guy managed to get out of the diner just by sheer force of will. he didn’t exactly *escape*#but he did get out of the place as opposed to all the other patrons. so then people *can* escape the compulsion with enough determination?#as for everything else — Sam and Alice are getting along again!!! oh thank god I’m so relieved!!#they did get traumatised by Colin and his hammer but you know. worth it #oh Colin… you did everything you could man I’m so sorry you failed #i wonder if the servers are working like that cursed table in TMA. keeping the entity locked down in a way?#if so then Lena is right to act like she does. destroying the servers could make everything a lot worse #curious that Celia’s displacement coincided with Colin’s attack… hmm…#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 25

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moeblob · 2 months

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Moeblob: (tries to establish a fish theme. likes to be called salmon.) FEH: Broccoli alts only, no negotiations.

(this is for you Leo.... I'm sorry........... you don't deserve it)

#bro idk how to tag joke art of me lmao im not an oc but whatever #thank you upcoming banner for ..... whatever the heck that was i guess #its almost 2am and i need to be sleeping but i had to draw this stupid thing #i love fish so much and i love being called salmon online and my main ff character is named tuna king but #id get broccoli alts because i mentioned im stressed out that i didnt know broccoli had a strong scent #and i steamed some broccoli and then my sister got home hours later and said oh you made broccoli and im like yeah but hey how did you know #and she opens the window as she says it still smells like it #H U H and then i lock myself in for broccoli alts for the rest of my life #that did actually happen lmao im sorry i dont have a sense of smell my b #i mean at least people comment on fishy smells being p strong so i can contextually know if a comment is made on a fish thats normal #but getting told broccoli smells THAT STRONG was like im .... whatst..... since when...... helpst.....

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choking-on-roses · 2 months

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One of my cats escaped over the patio wall yesterday evening and she has now been missing for almost a full 24 hours. I am so worried she's never going to come back.

#i don't really need advice on what i can do to get her back I've already researched the fuck out of it #i reported her missing to the police and animal control and the local vet. i put up flyers.#i left out food and water and her carrier with her fave toys #i left out some of my stinky shirts #i have been putting out her food at regular meal times (she's not eating it)#I've walked around the neighborhood at dusk and dawn with a flashlight looking under cars #I've done EVERYTHING i am capable of doing #i guess i just have to wait and see if she comes back #i locked my remaining kitty upstairs with me and left the front door open a crack so she can come in anytime #hopefully she will. i don't know

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dykebluejay · 2 months

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shoulder feels like it’s in the wrong place and needs to make a mighty crunch but i keep trying and it just makes weak little clicks and feeling more and more tight and hurting. help! i have joints 👎

#bluejay.txt #my flute professor would Get me for this honestly. it’s definitely from holding tension while i was playing earlier #she’s always all over me for playing with tension and pushing through pain #she’s right but i’m afraid she also doesn’t get that me and my stupid demon collagen are gonna have pain no matter how perfect my posture #but i should fix it as much as i can and i just have so much trouble with that.#at least i don’t play with Visibly bad posture anymore. my elbows are down my neck is up spine is straight knees not locked etc.#used to do all that & looked like the hunchback of notre dame.#now i just hold too much tension bc i’m afraid my shoulders will evacuate the premises (sockets) while i’m playing 💀#which has happened before and is very unpleasant though it doesn’t hurt.#music school moment #i guess #i should have an EDS tag but it would probably just make me sad lmao #man i just want my joints to work right. i would sacrifice the scary shoulder party tricks for less pain and instability fr #been a while since i used this site as a diary like this. hope you all are enjoying it i guess :)

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coulsonlives · 1 year

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Omg, Dante Basco ships Zutara! My life is complete.

#EDIT: taking this from the zutara tag and locking bc some of y'all are NOT it.#this was never supposed to be a 'gotcha! see i told you your ships suck and mine rule! i have the VOICE ACTOR on my side!' post #i like most of the ships in this show. i'm just happy to learn at least one of the voice actors even ships something #like the amount of ppl who reblogged this to shit on other ships when i also ship those things.. i'm right here..#have some common courtesy please i beg. because why are we acting like if you ship or post about zutara you have no other atla ships #and that you hate all those other ships #icb i just walked into all of that #ALSO apparently azula is totally irredeemable i guess? i didn't get that impression at ALL #she's a groomed child with clear mental health problems and idk if i can get behind her being irredeemable #doesn't have to be forgiveness but cmon. why are people so pressed about her coming to terms w her actions and finding adequate peace #can we just enjoy the show and not rip each other apart #anyways here are the og tags:#i'm watching the lwatla series with him #every time there's a kataang moment he says 'kataang!' too in a knowing way lol he knows all the ships before he's even seen the show #it's so funny #aang #katara #atla #atla aang #atla katara #avatar the last airbender #dante basco #shipping

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chaos-has-theories · 3 days

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Can someone explain to me why I keep dreaming about fridged Marvel Ladies. I haven't even SEEN any of the later movies

#one time i dreamt the entire black widow movie (guy who hasn't seen the black widow movie)#(though I DID read some of the comics w yelena so i guess i had opinions)#now i think it was technically scarlet witch #but her brother was alive and evil and they were locked into an endless chase outside time or sth. like some sun and moon myths #except she was also in hiding in some uh. health facility? that was deeply and ridiculously fatphobic #do uh. yeah #chaos rambles #chaos dreams #<- getting the feeling that I'll need that tag

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lastflowerofyourhouse · 1 year

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just saw a post about somebody's oc, a sixth house official who decides to do some...ahem...genetic outreach so long as they're in proximity to blood of eden and it occurred to me that that is. very in character for the sixth? i wouldn't even slightly put it past them to at least try.

so. juno zeta asking we suffer all of those questions about her family. ya know. are you married, do you have children, are your parents in good health. do you see where i'm going with this.

(their post)

#she's definitely peeping we suffer's genetics a lil bit #creepy shit juno but sure i guess you've been in a van for 6 months #get it girl or whatever #juno zeta #we suffer and we suffer #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #my post

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loquaciousquark · 11 months

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watching @jadesabre301 fight Cazador for the first time, worrying what her paladin Elarwyn will say to Astarion afterwards

(also for reference my resting bp is about 60 bpm lmao)

#astarion #jadesabre301 #and then the daylight spell BUGGED so she couldn't even talk to the spawn afterwards! they just ran off!#so now she has to play it again to see the second half of the cutscene #good news he only got flatly denied on the first run #before i made her reload to see if she could get a persuasion check by taking the other option #because she didn't have enough approval i guess to persuade him on the first choice and then went to the 'what do you need' choice #where there's no persuade at all #but also bc of that daylight bug it automatically locks in the spawn forever #AND she didn't get astarion saying he hopes she dies screaming #so #maybe not the worst outcome #cazador #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #quark plays bg3

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