#guy being a dude

[antikr1sta]

he's just kinda chillin' idk

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stress is killing me, this is my only escape T-T

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Michael and Jermey became friends in FNAF

[toboldlymuppet]

always thinking about the bit in gem's S10 ep. 2 where she's cooing over these two from afar ToT

[as-i-watch]

Thats just your average male friendship

[canigetahuuuuu]

Hey dude, I wanted to talk to you. I was changing by you in the locker room, and I couldn't help but notice, uh well, that you're trans. I swear, I wasn't trying to be a creep! But listen, I just want to let you know I support you. No matter what anybody used to think, you're obviously a dude now. But hey, if it's not too weird, I was wondering if, like, you have a dick or not? I saw you have those scars on your chest, and I was just curious. You know, it's cool if you don't. I just, I can't picture what it would be like, a dude. You know, it's all good, but hey, if it's not too much to ask, would you mind showing me? I want to be supportive and learn more about you. Hey, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. I'll go first. It's not that big, but I wouldn't call it small, either. I bet yours is awesome, dude. Just pull down your boxers for a sec. I just want a quick peek. Oh wow, you have a mini dick. It's got a head and everything. And it looks so soft. Can I touch it? I just want to feel it. Damn dude, it twitched when I put my finger on it. No, dude, don't apologize, that's totally normal. You want to see mine? Go ahead. Touch it. See? One little touch, and it's moving around like crazy and getting stiffer. Hey look, yours is getting kinda stiff. You're getting hard, too! That's cool. Yours looks wet, too! Mine gets wet a little before I cum. It tastes kinda salty and bitter. But you definitely smell different than how mine usually smells. Can I get closer? I'm just curious. I want to know the difference between your dick and mine. Mmmmm. You smell nice. Can I lick? Just one small one? Just to compare us, that's all. Ok, here we go. Holy shit bro, you taste good. So much better than mine, for sure. Want to try mine? It's starting to get a little wet, like yours. You can see the clear liquid on the tip. Get your mouth on there. You've gotta get the whole experience. It's only right, since you let me get my mouth all on you. Oh wow, man. Your mouth is so warm. Damn, I wouldn't mind if you keep going. Honestly, you should. You'll get a chance to taste my cum. And then after that, I want to try you again. Your dick looks even harder and wetter than before. And hey, I definitely owe you. You're sucking mine, so it's only fair that I return the favor. I'm your bro now. That's what friends are for.

[beastwhimsy]

more moonlit mane since you all seemed to really like her.... his friends call him wolf or wolfy and despite being absolutely obsessed with wolves she lives in Horse Aotearoa. which famously has No Large Carnivores Whatsoever. SAD!

EDIT: terfs are enjoying this post too much. he's bigender and I'd prefer that you don't interact with me thank you

[mydairpercabeth]

cousin bonding 🥰

[puppetslooselystrung]

little comic i made bc i found out abt the fact that molting is a thing.. bugs are so cool

[salems-lots]

Have you been having strange dreams? Text ███████████ now

[a-jasminator]

Artemis really said "so is anyone gonna sweep that 6'4" double-fridge off his feet or what?" and didn't wait for an answer

bonus:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..

[nativesnaper]

I keep forgetting to post??

Early onset dementia moment wtf uh sorrey

[strawlessandbraless]

*self combusts*

[quarkfancam]

the autism spectrum

[newgroundstier]

idiot baby kill credit fight

[wyervan]

Your Sun and Moon are such weirdos, I love them!! Can I ask how affectionate are they with each other? I know they are very close friends, but do they ever hug? Or do they prefer less physical demonstrations of platonic love?

Also, what is their love language?

I wouldn’t say their relationship super demonstratively affectionate, but Slasher Sun n Moon do have a very casual physicality to how they interact with each other. They fidget with each other’s hair or clothing, throw limbs over each other while hanging out and watching TV, lay or lean on each other, grab at and push each other around.

Words like “I love you” are seldomly said, gifts rarely exchanged between them. Moon’s “love language” is often trying to actively antagonize Sun. Teasing, bullying, biting 😝. He makes a sport out of ruffling Sun’s feathers.

Hmm…Sun is probably an “acts of service” kinda guy? That’s a “love language”, right? But Moon hates to be coddled 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ doesn’t like it when Sun fusses over him, so that’s not how they do things in their relationship.

But they’re comfortable around each other, often even more so than they are alone. Bonded pair ⚠️ Do not seperate. Underneith all the argueing and rivalry, there’s an unshakable bond made of unconditional acceptance of each other’s inner monsters.