#h e eeeeeee r

[pigeonflavouredcake]

eeeeeeee digital grimoire eeeeeee

For the past few weeks I've been in the process of digitising everything from my irl grimoires over my years of practice into one big google doc. and when i say everything I mean

e v e r y t h i n g . . .

I decided to do this because I have dyslexia. Writing by hand has always been a struggle. Words change in my field of vision all the time. Letters always seem to be in the wrong place and oh my god the line jumping. I hate the line jumping. And on top of that i'm also a perfectionist. there's always new information i missed or mistakes i didn't realise until they were already written down.

A digital grimoire just sounds a lot more efficient for how my brain works. I can edit and reformat things, I can make links and organise my references and since i'm a digital artist as well I can add my own artwork to the pages for some extra zest.

Here are some examples of my current page formatting (ignoring any grammar mistakes).

so far i'm rly enjoying this but damm i got a lot to get through and I'm currently on 45 pages including a reference list. I might even fuck around and make a front cover.

[sharky-the-idiot]

elphaba,shUT U P!

FIRST OF ALL

I can't hArBOuR a fUgiTiVe, i am an

✨unelected official✨

and why SHOULD I help you?

you flyyy around oz trying to rescue

Animals 🙄🙄🙄🙄

you've nEvER even mEt

and not ONCE have you ever thought to use your pOWeRs to rescue ME!

ALLL of my life, I've depended on you!

HOWwwWw do you think that feeels?

all of my life, I've depended on youu

And this hIDeoUs chair with wheeEeels

S c r o u n g i n g for scraps of p i t y to pick up

and l o ngi ng to kiCK UP my heeeeeeeeeeeeeels

Nessa, there isn't a ✨spell✨ for everything The... the ✨power✨ is ✨mysterious✨, it not like ✨cobbling up✨ a pair of... ✨WAIT!✨

✨Ambulahn Dare Pahto Pahpoot✨

What are you doing????

✨Ambulahn Dasca Caldapess✨

What does that M E A N?????

✨Lahfenahto Lahfenahtum✨ ✨Pede Pede Caldapess✨ ✨Ambulahn Dare✨ ✨Pahto Pahpoot✨ ✨Lahfenahto Lahfenahtum✨ ✨Pede Pede Caldapess✨

OHH! My sHOEs! They feel like they're on fiYAH! What have you done to my shoOOOOOESS?

....

N O ! No, don't help me >:(

Oh ✨NeSsa✨, at last!!!! i've done what ✨long ago✨ I should And ✨finally✨ from these ✨powers✨ something ✨good✨ f i n a l l y somethinggg ✨good✨-

B O Q

tiNgA liNg a LiNG

bOQQQQQQ, COME QUICKLY

yes, what is it, madam governor--

YOUU U!

BrAnDisHeS KnIfE

sTAAAYYYY baCK

boq, it's mE i'm not going to hurt you-

you're L YY Y I NG

THAT'S ALL YOU DO

YOU AND YOUR SISTER

SHE IS AS

W I C K E D

AS YOU ARE

boq, what are you talking about???

i'm talking about my LIFE

..the little that's left of it

i'm not FREE to leave MuNchKiNLaNd :"(

n o n e of us are <//3

ever since s h e took power, she's been

STRIPPING THE MUNCHKINS

of our

rights

..and we didn't have that many to begin with :///

and do you.

know.

why

to keep you here with me :)

but NONE of tHaT matters anymore!!

l o o k

(✨l e g s✨)

......

...you... did this for her?

For BOTH of us!

oh n e s s a......

this changes EVERYTHING :"D

I know :)

nessa!

Yes? :)

oh n e s s a...... SURELY now i'll matter lessss to youuu and you won't mind my

😍😍🥰😍LEAVING HERE😍🥰😍😍

toniiIIiiIIght,,

l eA V IN G--??

Y E S 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

that bAlL that's being staged announcing

G l i n d a

is enGAGEDDD

To FIIIIIYYEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOO

G L I N D A ? ? ?

yes nessa!

,,,that's right

i've GOT to go appeeeeal to herrr, express the way I feeeeeel for herrrrr

..n e s s a, I

lost my heart

to Galinda from the moment I first saw her.

....you know that

.................

..lost your heart?

wellll, we'll sEe about thaaaat

✨ n e s s a✨ , let him ✨ go✨

did you think i'd let you lEAVE ME HERE FLAT???

D O N 'T COME ANY CLOSER-

YOU'RE GOINGT O

LOSE YOUR HEART

TO MEEEE, I TELL YOU

IF I HAVE TO--

...i have to...

..mAgiC sPeLl yOu

aH... tUmM---

n e s s a, ✨ no✨ , it's ✨ dangerous.✨

cORe,, tUM?

what's she doing?

AH TUM

You're ✨ pronouncing the words✨ all ✨ wrong✨ ...

TAH,,, taYK-

i'm warning you!! don't try to stop me--!

oh!

✨ oh no✨

n e s s a !!11!!1!!!!

B O Q

what is it?????

myyyyy h ea rt...

..it feels...

it feels like it's shRinKiiiIIIIIING-!

Oh, ELPHABA, do something!!

I ✨can't✨. You can't ✨reverse✨ a ✨spell✨ once it's been ✨cast✨

Then what do we do?! This is all

YOUR FAULT!

If you had not shown me that

horrenible

b o o k -

i've ✨got to✨ find another ✨sPeLl✨. It's the ✨only thing✨ that might work

Save him

please

just save him

MY poor B O Q

mY sWeET, my bRaVe himMMmmM

Don't leave me

'til my sorry life has ceEEEeeased

ALONEEEEE and LOVELESS here

just the gurlll in the miIIIRRROR

Just her and me!

Wicked Witch

ooOOOOF thee

EEEEEEE-AAAAST!

...We deserve each other...

,,he's ✨asleep✨

G AS P

what about his H E A R T?

it's ✨alright✨..

he won't need one now.

i ✨have to go✨ to the ✨eMerALd CiTy✨

(✨DLINNN DENUNEHNUNUH✨)

what happened to those mOnKEyS is

✨MY FAULT✨

i've got to set them ✨free✨-

YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE TO SAVE SOME

M ON K E YS

you're going to find

✨fIIiiIIIYEeeeeEEEEErrRRROOOOOOO✨

but it's too late >:(

ELPHABA P L E A S E

don't LEAVE HIM

i have done ✨everything i could✨ for ✨you✨

and it hasn't been enough

and ✨nothing✨ ever will be.

elphaba wait--

E L P H A B A

grUUguguuuAHHJJHJJhgghhhHHg

...where am i...?

......

what happened?

umM... ✨nOtHiNG✨!

you just felll asleeeep-

ZSCHWOMMMM

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-

WHAT IS IT?? WHAT'S WRONG???

ITWASN'TME ITWAS

H E R

ITRIEDDDTOSTOPHER--

wh-- aaAAAAAAAAAUGHH-

BOQ, PLEASE-- I STILl--...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGHHHH--

IT WAS

ELPHABA,

BOQ!

IT WAS

ELPHABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(okay i lied i wasn't done)

erm so uhh erm erm uh uh uhhhh I dunno how to respond so mwa <3 /p

[itsjeonjk]

EEEEEEE!!!!!!! YES ALL THE KISSES FOR MY BABY!

i'll be sure to get my lipstick e v e r y w h e r e.

@baebe

"All the kisses? That better mean all the kisses, jagiya..." He teases her as he cracks a shy smile, rubbing his nose before clearing his throat again. "I'm looking forward to being stained with your lipstick marks~"

[airman-enthuziazt]

hey guyz not to go too far deep into thingz but ZITTING POZITIONZ. ZITTING POZITIONZ ZITTING POZITIONZ ZITTING POZITIONZ AND DAYDREAMING ABOUT HAVING YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERZ [FROM TH ZAME FANDOM ER H E L L , V E R Y DIFFERENT FANDOMZ] ZITTING AROUND A COUCH AND JUZT CHATTING IZ OOOOOOOUUGGHHHHGHGH THIZ IZ WHAT MY BRAIN I M ME DI A T E L Y GOEZ TO WHEN I GET INTO ZOMETHING ELZE AN EEEEEEE MONKEY BRAIN DO HAPPY HAPPY OOOUGUHGUGHUGHGGHGHHGHGH*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*

[woahhiperson]

Lifetime Achievement Award Animatic

[guqin-and-flute]

Cave Adventures: I’m Pretty Sure They Just Got Married [Episode 6]

[TRANSCRIPT BELOW]

(1)

WWX: AAAAAH FUCK

(2) WWX: PJJAISDFJASOA ah jeez it's up my n O S E how does ariel make this look good?

(3) LWJ: oh no it's just him and me AND THE GAY THOUGHTS u can't run from gay thoughts in an enclosed space wangji u IDIOT

WWX: oh fuck it's really up in there all up in my brain-case that's cold as shit my brain is a fucking slushie rn

(4) WWX: kind of a weird place for a first date

LWJ: shut up

WWX: i guess it's nice that it's sparkly did u decorate it urself

LWJ: shut UP

WWX: sort of an obscure wet t-shirt contest, huh

LWJ:[slightly overrunning end of sentence] SHUT UP

(5) Fancy qin: hey mtv and welcome to my crib

LWJ: it's very uhhh...wet

(6) LWJ: oh thank god a distraction

WWX: lan zhan hold me i'm cold and vulnerable and stuff i'm shivering invitingly and everything

LWJ: i can't i lost my...hands shit

WWX: ...this is lame :(

(7) WWX: lan zhaaaaaaaaaaaan why are u ignoring meeeee stringed instruments are NOT more interesting than my whiniiiiing on a more serious note, i cannot feel my feet

LWJ: are u a magical wish granting zither if so pls help i am running from gay thoughts their name is wei ying

Fancy qin: lol

(8) WWX: here i come! devastatingly cute delightfully disheveled devilishly moist (?) boop de doop S U B M IT  T O  M Y  C H A R M  D A M M I T

(9) Fancy qin: N O P E begone THOT

(10) WWX: #casual drowning

(11)

LWJ: ngl that was some funny shit i think u actually made me grow a sense of humor just by eating shit so hard just now congrats thanks zither

Fancy qin: ur welcome

LWJ: dammit he's even hot when he's drowning fuck let the exertion of repression of your extremities

(12) WWX: FULL OFFENSE UR STRING THING SUCKS ASS THIS DATE IS TERRIBLE

LWJ: not a date not my string thing i fully support its choices tho also shut up

WWX: fuck u man

Fancy qin: u sure about that wangji

(13) Fancy qin: kiss_the_girl.mp3 volume: 100% bass: +10

(14)

WWX: oh sweet, that means i AM ariel

LWJ: dammit magical wish granting zither i thought  u were on my side turns out u had an agenda all along a gay one what am i supposed to do, tell him how i FEEL? repression is one of the 3,500 gusulan rules it's why our cultivation is so powerful

(15) WWX: oh hey look rabbits

LWJ: what the fuck

Rabbits: we're rabbits!

LWJ: yeah no i get that but w h y

Rabbits: well ur gonna need witnesses for ur wedding, right?

why...are we rabbits?

what are u asking

(16) WWX: damn this is a weird proposal but i am INTO IT a marriage??? for me????

(17)

LWJ: UGH. FINE.

WWX: yaaaay! :D

(18) Headband: fwip fwap fwoop

WWX: Pikachu i choose u

LWJ: those are ur VOWS??

WWX: yeah what are urs?

LWJ: i vow to never let u fall off any cliffs even if u want to

WWX: that's weirdly specific

(19) LWJ: THERE. HAPPY?

WWX: ye :)

LWJ: yeah me too actually fuck

LWJ's hand: hand clench of questionable repression

(20) LWJ: gotta go pay our respects to the magical wish granting zither granting wishes i didn't even know i had or was maybe desperately trying to run from who knows it's a mystery

WWX: eeeeeeee eeeeeeee it's so pretty look at it eeeeeee eeeeeee

(21)

LWJ: oh random cave zither thank u for opening my eyes my heart and my wallet to this man beside me

Fancy zither: ur welcome bb

WWX: i mean...i take more credit for being tenaciously persistent but

LWJ: u mean obscenely annoying

WWX: potato, tomato oh sweet what does THIS button do?

(22) LWJ: u stop that retract thine hand, wretch

WWX: what an incredibly phallic way to stop me, honey

(23) WWX: fuckin rude

LWJ: magical. wish granting. zither. old as balls. clan heirloom. touch not

WWX: well i'm clan now so the rabbits said

(24) WWX: ok i won't touch it... i'll just TOUCH IT

LWJ: LITERALLY STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH U we've been married for 17 seconds and i already want to tie u up and not for the right reasons no fuckin touchy, bro

(25)

LWJ: I ' M gonna touch it

WWX: how is that fair

LWJ: complain to hr

WWX: of marriage??? i'm telling ur brother ur being mean to me

(26) LWJ: OH HOLY SHIIIIIT

(27) WWX: what did u experience?

LWJ: seagulls.

WWX: that's...weird. is this something that happens...regularly?

LWJ: yeah wei ying i regularly have bird related hallucinations i'm not huaisang

(28) Walls: rah rah rah we are the walls of expositional historical murder!

LWJ: OH GOD NOW THE WALLS ARE SHOUTING pls tell me u hear that too

WWX: holy shit this is a weird date

(29) Lan Yi: yeah, i can hear it

(30) WWX: what in the freezer burned HELL

LWJ: did that zither just...talk?

WWX: no it's a random lady

LWJ: that's WEIRDER

(31) Lan Yi: hiii i'm your semi dead ex clan leader and these rabbits are my roommates i gave them little headbands aren't they cute? pls help i'm so lonely

Rabbit: rude

(32) WWX: this is fucking wild is this where all the ladies are? u guys keep them in caves? that doesn't seem very ethical

LWJ: well when we leave them out in the open, the plot gets them and they die

(33) Lan Yi: u guys are cute weird choice for a honeymoon, tho

WWX: first date too, actually if u don't count illicit dueling

LWJ: yeah the lava pits at the nightless city cancelled our reservation so

Lan Yi: hate it when that happens

(34) Lan Yi: anyway, i became all corporeal and shit to show u this this rock is evil as fuck. it didn't used to be but now it is and that's a problem for everyone who likes living including rabbits

LWJ: shit we gotta save the rabbits wei ying

WWX: well and everyone else, right? ...lan zhan everyone else too, right??

(35) WWX: listen what if we got it some therapy rock therapy some good ol' geological counseling like showed it that it could change and be a good rock again or at least an okay rock

(36) LWJ: ...ok i know i vowed to support u

WWX: u actually said something ominous about cliffs but ok

LWJ: but i literally think u gave me an aneurysm just then that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone--

(37) Lan Yi: funny u should mention that actually i had the same thought

LWJ: ...my god

(38) WWX: cool!

Lan Yi: it ended with me spitting up blood and living as a semi-corporeal crazy rabbit lady without my wife she got the mountain in the divorce

WWX: oh...so no?

Lan Yi: yeah, no

LWJ: YEAH NO

(39) Lan Yi: u should deffo go find the rest they start acting real fucked up around each other might feel like a heart attack might BE a heart attack idk just wander around a bit u'll get there

(40) WWX: ...cool

LWJ: what in the hell sort of directions are those

(41) Lan Yi: yep! well anyway, now seems a good a time as any to evaporate so i think i'll just...do that don't forget to feed my rabbits or i'll leave u a 1 star review on ghost yelp

(42) WWX/LWJ: MA'AM?? MA'AM? ? U DIDN'T TELL US WHERE WE'RE GOING ISN'T THAT STANDARD QUESTING MATERIAL?? PLS RESPOND

Lan Yi: nope. git gud have fun with ur new evil rock congrats on ur marriage

BONUS WUXIAN:

[here are more irreverently summarized scene bits]

[autumn-writes]

May I request a fluff alphabet for Kiibo, please? 😊

... why do all of you love requesting the characters who i'm such a huge simp for- i love kiibo so much oml- i'm so glad to be able to write for him EEEEEEE-

Kiibo Fluff Alphabet!

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

- He admires how accepting you are. You had never said anything that could possibly offend him. You're not robophobic, which he is grateful for!

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

- Hands! Kiibo likes holding hands as he thinks yours are warm and soft compared to his cold metal ones.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

- It'd be pretty difficult to hug Kiibo properly at first due to his uh... Body. But you two work around that. He wears a very comfortable sweater so he's soft and holds you.

D = Dreams - (how do they picture their future with their s/o?)

- He envisions a future where he can be married to you! No robot has ever been married yet, so he could be the first!!

E = Everything (You are my ____ e.g. my life, my world)

- "You are my love."

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

- You guys can't have one because he's, well, a robot. But that's about biological children! He'd like the idea of adopting a child with you, though.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

- He loves gift giving! It allows him to study your reactions towards certain gifts.

- Once he gets a grasp on things that you like and things that you don't like, Kiibo gets you gifts that he knows you'll enjoy very often!!

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

- He loves holding hands almost all the time. He just,, really loves the warmth your hands radiate.

I = Inspiration - (did you change them somehow, or the other way around?)

- Because of you, Kiibo is now very inspired to learn more human activities! I mean, before he met you, he already was, but ever since being with you the desire to just know more about humans and what activities they do has grown!!

J = Jealousy - (do they get jealous easily? how do they deal with it?)

- He gets jealous, but he isn't aware. The feeling that he gets whenever he sees you smiling with some other person is one that he still can't describe.

- He'd ask you about it and man is the conversation adorable. He doesn't know how to phrase his words in a way where he won't sound stupid.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

- Surprisingly, Kiibo has very soft lips. Perhaps an upgrade by Miu? But anyways, he prefers giving cheek kisses!!

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

- He shows his love by making you aware that he's trying to make you happy!! He lets you know of the things he does that are for you and it's just heart-warming to see him do his best all to make you smile ♡

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

- His favorite memories are ones with you teaching him about humans!

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

- His worst fear is you suddenly stopping to accept him. He's so scared you'll suddenly think that he's unlovable because he's a robot :(

O = On Cloud Nine (what are they like when they are in love? is it obvious for others? how do they express their feelings?)

- Very... Blushy? How in the world can he even blush- but anyways, he is a lot more curious to know more about you! He asks you so many questions about yourself but it looks like he's just asking about humans.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

- Dear and Love.

- Honestly, he just thought that the names were cute.

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

- He likes spending time with you by learning more about you. He's a curious robot, after all.

R = Romance (how romantic are they? what would they do to make their s/o happy? cliché or rather creative?)

- Tried his best to be very romantic and often uh... Fails due to his lack of knowledge.

- Cliché. He does the same romantic things from movies but makes them a lot more romantic in his own way.

S = Support - (are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? do they believe in them??

- Very supportive! You have goals? He's definitely helping you reach them!

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

- Not too long, but not too fast either. Probably weeks? He had to understand why he kept feeling fluttery around you!!

U = Understanding - (how good do they know their partner? are they empathetic?)

- He most likely knows a lot about you due to the amount of questions that he asks.

- As a robot, he's less empathetic, but that doesn't mean he doesn't try! He refrains from saying anything that may offend you and offers to listen to your problems.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

- 100% proud of you. He doesn't know how to show off, but sometimes he just ends up doing them unknowingly.

W = Wild Card - (a random fluff headcanon.)

- I headcanon Kiibo to like pinky intertwining!! It's cute just like him :))

X = XOXO - (are they very affectionate? do they love to kiss and cuddle?)

- Kissing, not so much. But cuddling when he's wearing a sweater? Y e s.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

- He'd go with a simple proposal. One that involves him popping the question when you two are in the right place at the right time.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

- Being there with you, just being able to hold you and watching the rising and fall of your chest. Just having you there with him alive and well? It's a huge contrast to him who runs on electricity, which somehow makes him feel at ease.

here you go, anon! hope you enjoyed this. if you'd like this re-written, do tell and i'll try to do so!

stay safe and healthy anon! be sure to drink water, eat your meals and take rests when needed!

[thetruthpdf]

i was tagged by @rambleoncas thank you ely!!! 💕 this was so fun

rules: for every letter of your url, put the name of a song you like that starts with that letter

s - susie save your love- allie x and mitski

e - everytime- boy pablo

r - receive- sure sure

a - animal spirits- vulfpeck

p - prune, you talk funny- gus dapperton

h - hey mami - sylvan esso

l - loving is easy- rex orange county

m - maybe- half•alive

tagging: @cryptcas @itsinjustbeing @credentiast @heller-jensen and anyone else who wants to do this! (also feel free to disregard i just think you all would have Excellent taste in music also sorry if you were already tagged eeeeeee)

[pebblee-penguin]

1, 2, 3, and 4 !! -🍉

eeeeeee thanku sm for the ask! :D

1) I'm a lee leaning switch!! I love giving tickles, but something about receiving them makes me all flustered lol- my "love language" is physical touch, so tickles are always nice 

2) Yes! Not in any form from someone that knows about my fixation, but tickle fights h a v e happened.. and the best part is I'm not always the one to start em!

3) PUNISHMENTS- i dony know!! Something about tickling as a form of punishment just gives me butterfiles or smn- like a ler saying "you're gonna pay for that" aaugh i dont knoww just giving me what i deserve ☺️😖

4) My all-time F A V O R I T E teasy method is when someone just heckin poiNTS OUT HOW TICKLISH I AM AS IF I WEREN'T THERE- like if someone were tickling me and then say "wow do you see her? Look at how ticklish she is! Im barely doing anything!" ASJFHDSG it gets me so much

[antiiva]

tagged by the wonderful winona @noahcznerys, thank u!!

name: gwen

star sign: aquarius

height: 5′6″-ish

what’s your middle name: simone

put your itunes on shuffle. what’s the first four songs that popped up?

“all that i know” - the get up kids

“east to the west” - michael franti & spearhead

"talking bird”- death cab for cutie

“sunny delights” - i monster

grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. whats line 17? 

“-- with the inhabitants of Marseille, marrying among themselves and--”

line seventeen is different from sentence seventeen. i’m being literal lol (also it’s from ‘the count of monte cristo’)

ever had a song or poem written about you? about? not that i can think of. for? @lightsapphire and @frenchibi have both written things for me and it makes me m e l t

when was the last time you played air guitar? you,, need a specific date?? i don’t remember, but i don’t play guitar,, i play the trombone and the last time i did that was a few hours ago

who is your celebrity crush? kristen bell, joseph gordon levitt, anna akana (does she count), so many more

what’s a sound you hate and a sound you love:

hate: when a brass instrument drags against an abrasive surface it makes me EEEEEEE

love: t h u n d e r

do you believe in ghosts? yeah, but not, like,, the way they tend to be portrayed. spirits and energies for sure 

how about aliens? obviously. it’s plain stupid to think that the only life in the entire universe exists here on earth

do you drive? yup but i only have my permit rn so i’m limited

if so have you ever crashed? no,, i hope never to

what was the last book you read? does the count of monte cristo work? i’m reading that rn

do you like the smell of gasoline? noo

what was the last movie you saw? the fifth element

do you have any obsessions right now? THE BRIGHT SESSIONS,, and a renewed sheith obsession thanks to my bitchin server i tagged like a quarter of them hahaha

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? depends on a) the severity of the wrongdoing b) the closeness of that person/people to me and c) how long ago the event took place. i don’t like holding grudges against little stuff but i Can and Will if my gut says it’s warrented

in a relationship? nah

now for tags! as always this is optional: @keithkcgne | @lancemclaen | @ilgattopatata | @shizumar | @seijakuna | @flusteredkeith | @amos-burton | @tequieroshiro

[charlestratton]

I was tagged by @rewrite-a-million-dreams. Thank youuuuu !!!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 people!

a- age?: 18

b- birthplace?: South Australia

c- current time?: 11:25 am

d- drink you last had?: orange juice

e- easiest person to talk to?: my nan

f- favorite songs?: ‘‘The Prophet’s Song’ – Queen, ‘The Greatest Show’ – TGS, ‘All For You’ – Years & Years, ‘Tightrope’ – TGS, ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’ – the Beatles, ‘Sail Away Sweet Sister’ – Queen

g- grossest memory?: can’t think of anything in particular, but probably any time someone around me has vomited. I’m also terrified of just that, so those also double as some of the scariest lmao. Am I a baby?

h- horror, yes or no?: usually no

i- in love?: not currently. Just got the biggest crush on Sam Humphrey but that doesn’t count

j- jealous of people?: not usually

k- keyboard smash of choice?: AAAAAAA or EEEEEEE but idk if that really counts

l- love at first sight or should i walk by again?: ah, idk

m- middle name?: Elizabeth

n- number of siblings?: two

o- one wish?: to see my South Aussie friends again bc it’s been 2 years

p- person you last called?: my nan

q- question you're always asked?: “what are your plans now that you’ve graduated?” and it never fails to make me anxious bc I do not know

r- reaction to a compliment?: I always think they’re joking so I just smile and say thanks but try not to look too happy about it tbh

s- song you last sang?: ‘Scar’ – Missy Higgins

t- time you woke up?: 8:30 am

u- underwear color?: black

v- vacation destination?: either the UK or the Netherlands would be ideal, not that it’s gonna happen lol

w- where you feel safest?: my bedroom

x- x-rays: a few as a baby, some dental more recently

y- your favorite food?: sushi, seafood in general, sandwiches

z- zodiac sign?: leo

Idk who to tag and I don’t know anyone so I’m just gonna say whoever sees this and wants to do it xx

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TAGGED BY @dailyoddmew A cute and odd lil mew~ (who I wasn’t following apparently MY BAD)

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you would like to know better 2ND RULE: bold the statements that are true

oh okay uhhh @photographerh @kamauster22 @ottiff @banessquik @sometimes-strange-skitty @lovelybug-art @sol-lar-bink And I can’t think of anymore I’m half asleep rn nnnn ;;o;;

((If you’ve done this or don’t want to, feel free to skip it! And if you want to do it but haven’t tagged, justtttt go for it!!))

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7"  or taller (5′03′’ I think) I wear glasses (For long distances only~) I have at least one tattoo (Nupe) I have at least one piercing (no thanks uwu ) I have blonde hair (dark brown sound good?) I have brown eyes I have short hair (I like it short, expose my F O R E H E A D) My abs are at least somewhat defined (what abs) I have or have had braces (N e v e r)

PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people (Kindaa. I’m more nervous and shy tbh but I do like it) People tell me that I’m funny (I think so? I try to be funny at least uvu) Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me (I can try, and I want to help most of the time. But I’m not very good at it.) I enjoy physical challenges (NOOOPE) I enjoy mental challenges (M I N E S W E E P E R) I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it (I have no clue but ima say yes just incase) There is something I would change about my personality (Don’t we all have something?)

ABILITY: I can sing well (Flan said my singing is nice so... I’ma say yes u//v//u ...even if all my songs are S A N I C) I can play an instrument (I suck :3c ) I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (HAH, I can barely do 5) I’m a fast runner (Nupe. Not even sonic’s shoes can save my slow ass) I can draw well (HECK YEA I CAN) I have a good memory (NOPE, I forget things after like 5 seconds) I’m good at doing math in my head (Eeehhhh... basic sums I guess. But if you get your fractions and tangents in then hand me the calculator) I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (I used to be able to. Dunno anymore) I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch (Curry in a jar anyone? :B thatdon’tcount) I know how to throw a proper punch (why punch. When K I C K)

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports (Haven’t played any sports in ages) I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (whatdidIJUSTSAY) I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week (SO LOOK AROUND YOU AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE, I’M NEVER ENDING AND THATS THE DIFFERENCE IN YOU AND ME) I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months (why are these hobbies about EXERCISE AND SINGING) I have drawn something in the past month (YEP) I enjoy writing (YEP) FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION (YEP!!!) I do or have done martial arts (I DID, it was p’ fun while it lasted)

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss (S-SOON. I HOPE, SOOOOOOOON) I have had alcohol (I like a rum n cola~ uwu) I have scored the winning goal in a sports game (fuk u sports) I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi (Only like, once or twice) I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day (God I wish. Speedrun Mania or sumthing) I have visited another country (Italy, Spain, France for Disneyland when I was like 5) I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship (Eeeeeee ;;/v/;; Flaaaaan~ <3) I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know (MORE THAN THAT NOW, F L A A A AN~) I have been in at least 3 relationships (when I was a stupid teenager) I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily (Uh, I wouldn’t say so?) I have had a crush on someone for over a year (PFFF, never crushed for a year, w o a h) I have been in a relationship for at least a year (I think I have... I don’t... remember really) I have had feelings for a friend (Yeee)

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” (Best friends have always been a tough thing for me) I live close to my school (I’m 22, do I look like I go to school) My parents are still together (Yee~ happy family here uvu ) I have at least one sibling (MY BROOOO, he’s cool~) I live in the United States (How original of you, meme maker) There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month (AHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA, HAHA, HA...Haaa) I have a smartphone (Is that what they’re called now) I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT: I have breakdanced I know a person named Jamie (I know, several Jamie’s) I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce (French teacher probs) I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now (SO LOOK AROUND YOU AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE, YOU LIVE A LIE AND THATS THE DIFFERENCE IN YOU AND ME (IS IT FUCKIN’ OBVIOUS NOW) I have punched someone in the past week (MYSELF jkjk) I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life (YEA SURE, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)

I speak at least 2 languages (I am too dumb to learn 2 languages.)

I have made a new friend in the past year (YEEEEEEEEE, quite a few tbh~)

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@seth-astral @doodlewill @b-randart, @cinnamon-bat, @im-crow, @theexplodingcelebi @trapmagius, @kawmapkarma, @zyrralex,

@bokurei-san

Holy fuk I tagged 10 people

I have

FRENS

You don’t gotta do the tag if ya don’t want tho uwu

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Hello internet and welcome to Kink Theory

i’m your hoist, matthew patthew, and today we’re gonna talmkabout a very special kink, one that affects ME personally, , , ,,,, WATERSPROTS

you might be sayinb, “umm????? mortport??????? aint thatfucking PISS???”

yes, my loyal theorist, it real piss. 

it’s urine. it’s pee.,,, it’s number one.,,m, it’s tinkle,,,,it’s wiizzz,,,,, and watersports is when some pisses on you or you piss onthem,,,,,,,, water cum, bASICally. 

“but um but MATRICK  P A T T R I C C , aint piss NAISTY and full of gorms?????” *insert stock photo of crowdwith “viewers” written on it, the photo bounces around and spins once*

hehnhehn,,, you are right about that,,,, EEEEEEEeeeeeh, kinda….. Y’SEE,piss is onely nasety when u dwink it cold and old…..m mmmm when PISS is FRESH,,,, thats’s when it’s CLEAN…… 

Okay, let mebraek it down for you: Yurrin, since it’s a boddie’s waist product, hasbacterias according to a study from (insert university) conducted in a year,,,piss takeths AN HOUR to be too grody to drink,,,, DANGERUOS peepee,,,, soguzzle it  f r e H s h… JUST LKIESUBWAY!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA (insert subway logo here)

If u cantmother fucking drink it FRESG like the SCUM U ARE,  thn you shold do this for safty mesaures: youshuld keep it in the fridge for at around 4 degs CelcIus (39 deg degs F for us DUMB americanns,) for no longer than 24hours……. puut the container of Pissypiss in a gotdam ziploc. The nastywittle bacterias cant gwow if u put in a fwidge.

But really, I gotta tell ya, , ,,,, from exprecience, Whenu get Pees straight from the bladder right onto your awaitingfacem,,mm,mm,,,,mm ,,,,,,MMMM yoMMY MM…. it’s deliciouso,,,,,,.  Wen  the worm pis slides into yor throht like thatone fukboi on twittor slides into girl;s dms,,,,,,, mmm your boddy feels wormall over………….. mmm piss is my favrit ,,,, just behin dieat coke!!!!!!!

Uh-um, I mean,,,,,if you take ur piss FRESH or MICROWAVEDM, U NEED TO FUCKIN wosh ur shit afterwards.chyea, we don’t want those wittlebactewias gwowing N E wear.

so yeawateypsorts is good, hellthy,amd a perfect normal knink..

but HEU

THAT’S JUST A THOERY

A   K I N K T G E E R Y

tank for wach

[zakunni]

tagged by @charmyjouta !!! rules: answer the question in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better a - age: 17 b - birthplace: Aragua, Venezuela :0 c - current time: 3:47 am d - drink you last had: iced tea e - easiest person to talk to: eeeeeh i guess playful sweet ppl, i get rlly nervious talking w anyone xd f - favorite song: mmmmmmMMM rn i've been listening to nightmare by avenged sevenfold a lot, also losing my religion by rem and the fucking spiderman 2 game pizza theme bc i cant get it out of my head g - grossest memory: i guess something that happend when i had a little kid, it always leaves me thinking "WELL that happened,," h - horror yes or horror no: Y EAH i - in love?: nopeee j - jealous of people?: most of the time k - killed someone?: nah l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: eeeeeee?? m - middle name: Carolina, or caroline in english :0 n - number of siblings: 1 younger brother o - one wish: to feel pleased w myself p - person you called last: my mom q - question you’re always asked: "are you asian?" i HA T E this question sm,, bc ppl say i look asian,, but i dont have any asian roots so wth ?? Stop?? r - reason to smile: u guys and the jojo boys that i love sm s - song you sang last: i think the wicked game cover by corey tylor?? t - time you woke up: 11 am usually u - underwear color: navy :0 v - vacation destination: somewhere on europe or usa w - worst habit: i kinda lie a lot aaaa when i dont want to deal w whatever is happening x - x-rays: nah y - your favourite food: lasagna qwq and canned tuna z - zodiac sign: sagittarius >:0 Uhm i dont know if its ok to tag u guys again? ;; im honestly not sure aaaaa so if u want to do this please go ahead!!! I want to know u guys bbetter but im also not brave enough to tag u twice help (?)

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(door knocks, opens dressed fem) "Hi, we'd like to know if you want to become an Аvon lady?" I N T E R N A L R A I N B O W S O F D E L I G H T "No thanks." F***ing MLM. Can't stop smiling at gendering though. Eeeeeee

— N-AL (@NALGames) September 28, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NALGames September 28, 2018 at 01:24PM via IFTTT

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scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i’m h e r e 

finally